It's not my fault. It's hers

My dick isn't small. She just needs to try harder.

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foids werent ready for this absolvte trvkky

Most foids do this anyway because it's hot and feels good and we like the view. They will laugh at our clumsy attempts at a demoralization project

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I can't even hit it even if she was autistic and assumed position B

It's even more over than I could have imagined.

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Your dick is under 12 centimeters?

They're not even fucking

Yes.

Why was my father hung and I a dicklet? Am I adopted?

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all you have to do is tell me to arch my back and you cant even do that you retard

Anon... Why are you so familiar with your father's penis?

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Why the hell did I stop dating. I'm surrounded by retards, I feel like I've selfishly abandoned foidkind

I need this

I....must....keep....the...urges away

this is true anon.

Foids due better

Is it that weird?

Our house has an outdoors shower and I was bringing him his sandals and shit when he was back from the beach and I just happened to see him naked.

you have to be sufficiently taller than the girl to make the most of position b. manlets will need to crouch instead of being on their knees

you have to be sufficiently taller than the girl

how can you not be taller than the girl though

just stand at the edge of the bed, short king

Not a want. A need

this doesnt account for the differences between short statures, some people have shorter torsos while others have shorter legs
if your torso is shorter then you wont have issues, but if its your legs then you might, but not if she has shorter legs.

5'7 anon here and i have managed to do position b successfully with women 3-10 inches shorter then me

Virgin self-reporting

You would need to be a little midget and she would need to be supermodel height+ for this to not work

Name please I'm begging

Unironically need to start a penis stretching routine

americans in general are weird about nudity. it's not a big deal. we were walking around the earth without any clothes in the beginning anyway.

Agreed. My father would take baths with me until age 16.

its time to put your moidstick back in goopy foidholes. go forth and be the organic dildo you were meant to be <3

Foids, position b is way hotter than position a.

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Also easier to reach over and pull her hair in position B

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You're a horny bastard. I don't get why you all are so horny all the time.

Men are ovulating 24/7 365, the more you know.

Because I like pussy? Also, if you think you recognize me from this post, no you don't

All these suck. Pronebone is better
I'm bleeding at of my ass. I hate my boy period

You might want to get those hemorrhoids checked out

Boy periods come out of the dick, retard

that pic

EXPERT

waaiit a damn minute...

Never ask a girl to do a man's job

Position b with one gf would make her scream into her pillow

If she does this without prompting, she's a used whore, and you should stay away.

When I tell my girl to arch her back she says she feels dehumanized
And that she doesn't get as much stimulation in doggy style to begin with so she doesn't let me
My sex is underwhelming

I do B mainly but sometimes A feels better

You shouldn't be asking her you should be taking charge and pinning her down anon

Dump her. She would arch her back for chad.

Women intentionally do position A to create a larger percentage of men who aren't long enough to reach their fornices.