Listening to ASMR is the closest I'll ever get to female affection

Same, except that it just doesn't work for me.
It's just too fake for me to ever believe a woman would talk like that to me.

I listen to it through the day just cant fall asleep to it but it could be due to the fact I cant sleep without hearing my bathroom fan and the video drowns that out

This is probably really cringe but I made this just now. It's not high quality but something about making relaxing audios for someone sounds quite sweet

voca.ro/17vKpW3MGOEO

Awww. Cute and nice anon. Thank you

Ok too much lol. I tailspin when cute women are nice to me, it's bizarre. I guess I was out in the wilderness too long. It's hard to come back.
But my stupidity aside that was nice, you seem really sweet. I hope you can escape the hellhole and find happiness. I'll do my best too.

do you guys prefer iemss or headphones for asmr and which are you using?
i have sennheiser hd6xx and it's nice but lately i've been enjoying the simgot ew200 iems, they have more microdetail imo and more defined edge of notes and transients. they just sound faster and more detailed where the headphones are more refined but relaxed. definitely great value considering they are under 50 dollars
some of these videos are nice but some are just super annoying to me. like this one youtu.be/h7afEyS_g0Q this voice makes me angry for some reason

Some men just don't like the higher pitched voice I guess. I personally find it very nice in my ears, though sometimes you can tell when it is natural and when it isn't and the one in that vid definitely isnt.

All I want is a foid to hum while sleeping on her chest

would do really well in ASMR content I believe

You 100% have a cute voice nona, complete with a disarming self-deprecating giggle. Be generous to yourself on that at least. I'm not making it up.
Thanks for your thoughts, it's nice to find these human moments in between the usual 7 layers of defensive irony. Curiosities of Anon Babble I guess.
Take care of yourself too.

youtube.com/watch?v=BCvqH7a9ArM
that was nice actually but 3:06 was terrible. worst mic blowing i've ever heard. a lot of women do good asmr but i find they're rarely interested in good equipment like men are. and they never care about room treating or where they are recording. i wish they would care more about sound quality and less about their appearance

These gave me mad ASMR

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It's kind of fucked there's this market for gf replacements. A lot of comfort ASMR isn't even sexually explicit, it's mostly validation and affirmation from girl next door types. That feeling being so far out of reach is absolutely wild. What kind of society have we built, I can't even water it down by pretending I can laugh at it.

Aw cheers nice anon. I'll remember those words.

I'm glad it had that effect for you

Pillowdear is a special case. Literally just an otaku girl with a cheap microphone. For me that makes it better.

OP here.
You are good. Really good. Like, naturally gifted. Familiar in a sort of way but I can't quite pin it.
Your microphone is stuck on the left channel/ear. If you changed it to sound more even you could 100% make a career out of this, and if not for that at least make a difference in the male loneliness epidemic.

Nice v-voice... could narrate a book

It's not cringe but I feel so guilty for enjoying this :(

It's the autism epidemic. Many men have autism and can never experience a real romantic partner so this is the only option

Pretty good but too bad it's only left side.

I like the shit equipment ones, it feels like old school asmr when I first got into it, when it could just be a kid roleplaying in their bedroom. The professional stuff feels too sterile and unnatural.

I'm the type to listen to ASMR but you'll never know that IRL because I don't let people get close enough to know me like that.

Thanks for letting me know. I really appreciate your feedback. It sounds mono in my headphones. :'(

Let me know if it's fixed with this edit:
voca.ro/1juSbYw6kgng

That's so sweet thank you guys

I'm sorry it made you cry :'(

I'm sorry it made you cry :'(

NTA but it's a good thing, Guys aren't in touch with their emotions. It can be disorienting when you feel someone cares about you (even as ASMR roleplay).

Good job, that fixed it.
We are blessed to have you here nona.

who the fuck came up with this pathetic male version? it's so corny and effeminate.

Yay I am so pleased to hear that!

I'm grateful for your responses.

hey!! stop making me smile
it's out of character for me !

Told you it was going to be my goal, didn't I?

I wear Tin T1S in bed every night. I don't like them for music but they have a warm, relaxed tuning that's good for ASMR imo and they are small enough that can lie on my side comfortably whilst wearing them. They were like $12 so I don't care about breaking them either