Greggs edish
/britfeel/
Femarse
Never shit a gift horse in the arse me nan used to say
A cock in your hand is worth spunk in the face as my nan used to say.
How come greggs isnt popular outside the UK?
anxiety averted. thanks anon.
Not how pip works x
except he admitted as much here
let's call our child 'Dearball' honey
oh my god that's a great name
This is a conversation that happened
Because other countries in Europe have actual decent bakeries all over the place ran by locals with 10x more choice at a cheaper price.
Hate this country and every cunt in it x
Heard Zimlad's sprog is called Laquisha.
Could i huv wan o yr wee cakes x aye wee penguin one please xxx
i'm one of those guys who gets to say
i didn't watch Game of Thrones!!!
woo, get in.
but, surely there are now Daeneryses? walking and talking?
Stick this link in your favourites pal, saves you searching every time
Oh right,mmmmmm reindeer wan then
Yeah, I just had to bring some letters and me bank card in the appointment lasted about 45 minutes but that's only because I asked quite a few questions. Felt like I was in the heart of the enemy base like how Harry Wotter felt like when he was in the Ministry of Magic under the Voldermort regime. All went well anyway so can finally relax unless the DWP somehow mess things up on their end.
Hey spacker. Cant you read? We was talking about using microwaves and I mentioned that I dont like using them as I believe the give you turbo cancer. It got brought up in the PIP assessment and I simply told them I dont use microwaves and they was trying to get me to say yes to using one because the PIP assessors are cunts and try to trick you. Not an excuse not to use one. I simply wouldnt. Using a microwave makes the food taste like shit.
Mate if you was doing the PIP assessment you would have scored 12 points for not being able to read and understand basic written information.
in the heart of the enemy base
Lmao. Aye. Its quite intimidating. Uc isnt that bad desu. It sux to change it but once its done its not much different.
Remember the stupid jokes on the back of the wrapper? Good times.
Greggs is shit anyway, there's plenty of amazing ethnic food in this country that's so much better
"exposed to higher levels of anti-social behaviour"
Whitechapel
Peckham
Ilford
Quoted without further comment.
Welper has his UC back, crossy has his strawberries and DVDlad has his DVDs. A all is right in the world.
Don't call me a spacker. Nasty fucking prick. Faker autistic loves bullying real autistic lads
Skint to thursday HHL style
spacko attackio!
autistics always get wound up about who's the MOST autistic.
if anyone is into internet trolling, consider tinnitus. tinnitus claimants hate it when you point out that hearing ringing is normal, and 'tinnitus' isn't actually some problem.
Whitechapel, Peckham and Ilford
All ooga booga areas, what a surprise
I never had UC to begin with lid but at least it means I'll get the same amount of bennies when I officially switch over now that my identity is confirmed. The worst case scenario has been avoided thankfully.
cant believe they've retconned the sopranos to include apus
Calm down spacker.
Word to the wise, wemembah wearl warbour
Zimmy is more closely related to any random white person than his own child
Need HHL to get a job ASAP
Autistic only when it's convenient. Nasty lad loves bullying autistic lads. Word means nothing to him he was in his normie phase before 20. Never got called spacker in his life.
Mammy theyve no got any penguin wans left x
Lawl ive noticed u doing that before
Got double cream for them nstead of single today as well
Baynes aint too bad either
Reckon stepdad will inherit the house once mammy dies
Phimosis is gross and can be fixed easily. I had a woman say
"wow you've got a really nice cock, i've never been with a circumcised guy before"
but actually I just don't have phimosis I'm not circumcised
pretty sure under Scottish law it all goes to the spouse after death
I think I'll inherit a bit which will be fun but also very sad
Garn be some commotions this weekend
Wanna have sex with Ruth
We could be together by then and you wouldn't have to even think about money.
Wanna have sex with Laura
Wanna have sex with Sandra
This is a thing that I feel is quite unlikely to happen. Ruth goes for REAL men. Big men. Tough men. With big dicks. Not like you lad. You're infantile.
noticed you noticing.
hits the point where it breaks all barriers. postmodernism undoes itself.
Been on the lookout for the universal credit switchover myself. Helper any tips and anything to have prepared for it to go smoothly?
Better to have two cocks in a cunt than one in your arse
Dont call me a spacker. Nasty fucking prick. Faker autistic loves bullying real autistic ladsx
Just make sure you have all the right letters (wouncil tax, water bill, housing wenefit letter if you get it) and your bank card + something with your photo on like a driving licence or something and you're sound.
Looks like an oblivion 2006 NPC.
That a picture of you lad?
Not sure how I'm supposed to find a woman in this country. Englishwomen are as foreign to me as the swathes of Commonwealth darkies. Can't even go to SEA and find a cope wife because I'm exclusively attracted to white women.
Haha no lad. Im quoting the spacker who responded to me.
Arsehole like a gaping maw. Also why is she wearing gloves?
looks like Elon Musk mixed with Donald Trump
I know av got tinnitus bc i was playing miku project diva when it started,,on ps4 nd then after that night i couldnt play it for ages bc the ringing. However that only lasted few(long) months doesnt bother me now. That year 2022 was a lot of strange spiritual energy. nd a nexus of it in summer esp nd its like after my aunty died fings got weird nd i came to think of teh ringing like maybe some guardian angel like my aunty if i may say so. Am kinda suspicious on a physical basis that its caused by my impacted wisdom tooth tho but ive not got round to getting it out bc i hate dentist,maybe 1 day.
Phwoar have a sniff of that ya spacker
Gies a swatch o yr feet hen x
alexa, how do you cut a roller blind to size
alexa, spackersplain it for me
Sorry this is the best I've got
Brothers playing that Claire 33 game. Why 33? Why literally any other number? Cloak and dagger weirdos love the number 33. It gives them power somehow.
some ex-DWP guy on Anon Babble offered some sage wisdom to me once, but i can't find it.
Ay Tone, the Wumpa Wouncil is demanding a sit-down.
SSM at the stage where he can't go more than 48 hours without having a drink lmao. He'll go off the rails this summer.
Mind Russell Brand did a youtube video cus ppl kept asking about his 33 tattoo nd hes like that Oh its just blahblah its Jesus age nd its this n that n am like that aye very good.....................nd all his youtube videos n stuff have always had grim masonic shit all over them besides the tat
Started that about a week ago. It's very good.
It's a French JRPG. Wadda fucks gowan on 'ere den?
post a 90s piccy
Summer 25' garn be lush now that me UC is all sorted. Beers, bacon and benches coming on strong x
You should get an OLED telly, lad. Live it large and see your ASMR lassies with perfect blacks.
Selling all his items to pay for beer. Ckin ell lads. Dont you think somebody has to step in at some point?
OR. Is it all an act? Because alcoholism is an illness that you can claim PIP for because he knows hes fucked if that 4 point PIP rule comes in he is preparing. Thinking outside the box. Might be wrong or reading too much into it, hope I am.
you could work if you wanted to
Got Hungarian citizenship recently, been meaning to leave the UK and buy an apartment in Budapest, but whats the point. I am a miserable cunt, the country doesnt matter
I think you're right. Personally don't think you should get benefits because you're an alcoholic or drug addict but so many are and top rate at that.
5ft11
above average face
6.5"x5.3" penis
2.5" long testes
100k in the bank
Still think about killing myself every five minutes
How likely is it that HHL will ever live an independent life?
He's very independent already. More than a lot of us.
My 4K tv in the living room I bought back in 2018 is probably due to be replaced soon. Might get an OLED 4k TV in the Black Friday sales later this year. Already got that OLED laptop and it's a lush.
He'll be fucked anyway when Farage gets in
Nah he's just a fat idiot
Feel like I could slam a few weers now ffs
Nice wee wag in lid?
Had to hose my dog's arse again. Fuck sake. Poor fella.
Don't you wash your pet? I bathed my cat
Ppl always arguing more when its hot weather x
Tories taking a nosedive of a cliff in the polls.
Love to see it.
Just had a shave with an electric shaver. Its the future lads im telling you. Game changer.
I think if someone was to replace the tories and it was between LibDem and Reform, I'd probably pick Reform
I bathed my cat
That is such an upper middle class thing to do. Now you're going to tell us you didn't realise the vast majority of cats don't like to be bathed in fact they don't like water at all except for drinking it. Pampered, sheltered rich girl.
Based wemptationlid. Nah I'm fine thanks, been off the wrugs for nearly a month. No wags means more money for wiss ups and wakeaways.
Rather have a webab than a bag of wokey. Better for you anyway lad.
My cat loves it? Some cats dislike water because they originate from places without water, mine loves it, I even try to brush it's teeth with a cat toothbrush
Yeah but sometimes he gets constipated (he's old) and I have to hose his arse and pull it out.
Oh my grim. Sounds awful lad.
Even your cat is pampered and sheltered. Do you cut its nails as well?
True that lid. Lot cheaper too.
c'moon you greens...
Yuck, you should put him down if he's at an age where he can't be property cleaned
How else is my cat gonna cut it's nails?
They wear down naturally on the ground and by scratching things
Aye it is but he's not in pain and he's healthy otherwise.
Fuck off I'm not putting him down he's nowhere near at the end. He has very good quality of life and just has a bit of tummy trouble now and then. Dogs can get constipated just like humans. He don't get the cheap food either. Winalot for him de lid.
where you get good quality mens clothes from thats not fast fashion polyester crap?
Bloody hell. Your dogs on Winalot? Lucky lad. Thats like Tory food for dogs that is.
If you wanna keep pulling poop out of your dog's butt, you do you...?
Oh, well, I was thinking of declawing it, but I heard its bad.
Charity shops de lid. Got myself a cracking pair of Marks and Sparks linen trousers for a fiver. All old cunts with good gear die and it gets donated.
I was thinking of declawing it, but I heard its bad.
Kek
Love how Eva cuts you mongs off with a simple point she makes.
Kek. I get my t shirts from Asda living. 100% cotton. Has to be. No mixing of materials, its a sin. God himself said it when he spoke to Moses under the tabernacle.
You're pissing me off now wee lass. It's only every now and then. I'm not turd burgling my dog every day like a freak. God help your cat when he gets old if you'll just curb stomp the cunt at the first hurdle.
Yes it's bad. Should I get you declawed? you wouldn't like it, I can tell you were a scratcher and maybe even a biter.
yeh use to get some stuff from there but they not worth using now and lot of fakes off that vinted place
Uniqlo matey theres 1 opening in st enochs this year x
I bathed my cat
this is bait. do not succumb to temptation.
where you get good quality mens clothes from thats not fast fashion polyester crap?
why that's GILDAN basic cotton T-shirts, of course.
Cunts buying cheap Chinese fakes and scamming people on Vinted.
Me? Next 10 plain tshirts for whatever yhe fuck
he also said don't stuff your face with goyslop
What? I don't have claws, and I can bite my nail from time to time, but its usually a hangnail.
My cat is a girl, I'd never own a boy cat, they piss everywhere -- Plus, if she was in a state where she was dying, and in pain, she would run away and die at peace
just make shirts out of the same material as T-shirts so they don't crease
that's ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
why am i looking at paul smith jumpers for 225 quid when i could just get some metal band hoodies
You're a fucking mong. Didn't mind you before but you've proper sent me into a melty now.
I like the material football tops are made off. NO LINT.
Black and gold. Quite a nice jumper there lad.
Elen' sent SSM a tenner till Friday. It lush x
presently:
middling on eva-chan.
she's okay. i still feel bad since she has Asperger's and whatnot but she's also a fancy-pants hootin-tootin' hollerin' nanny y;all
What? Why would I own a thing that just goes around having sex with the local cats and just comes home to pee everywhere
That's his reward for licking 'elen's arsehole the other day. She loves a good tongue lashing from are Mark. He used to smell of shit so it don't bother him.
Elen gives mark pocket money.
Oh grim.
Having to ask yer partner for a tenner cuz your a skint fat loser would really sting.
Lucky are mark is dignity free all the way
Don't talk about Shippy like that.
Pickins are slim, but here I am in Binky 3: (1989) youtu.be
Earlier, around 4:00, I cut Mr. Pennis' wiener off, eat it, then throw up in the sink (while still digesting some.) After the travelling Jesus-lover asks about Mr. Pennis "Is he in?" My answer was supposed to be "In my bowels" but we fucked up editing it on our VHS equipment.
oh my goodness are you a girl? could i add you on MSN? what is your age? oh. no worries, haha. police? why w
Life's lush when you got no dignity. Oh aye. x
I think your name is in the beginning.
Lads.. hear me out.. Im thinking of downgrading to a single bed just to have more space in my room for my games. This is a bad idea isnt it? just want my games to be on display and not under the bed. What a conundrum.
Its honestly lovely
225 quid for a sodding jumper rather shit out me knees and fart thru me ribs
I only have a single bed but I'm a shortarse. You're a tall heavy fellow. I think it's a bad idea for you personally.
You do you but generally speaking a bigger bed is comfier. Especially if your a bigger lad
Get one of those race car beds
I do like my bed a lot. Spend 95% of the day in it. So its kind of a big deal.
Still mulling it over. Could have 4 ikea billys in my room if it do that.
Forgot I had first billing!
Love how I'm drinking (and spitting out?) a 2-liter Dr. Pepper while Voivod's "Blower" plays at 2:29
Dont think they make em for me in my size lad.
Not get some wall mounted storage up near the ceiling? Around where the coving is?
Fudge packer Keir Starmer
why would Rachel doxx herself like ths..
Have thought about that. But theres a higher risk of it a falling down. Not sure that is a good idea.
Aye I need to sort them billys out for myself. Getting a bit claustrophobic with the piles of DVDs. Sorting that new telly and blinds out this week first that's stressful enough. Might move my bed position.
You kind of remind me of the girl from the breakfast club, the popular one.
I predict that Airbnb will go bust this year.
As long as it's fixed properly it will never fall down.
can't fucking invest in ftse 500 stocks only allowed so much savings on disability, corrr gotta fucking waste it on paul smith 225 top
Keir Starmer went through a New Romantic phase in the mid 80s. Theres photos of him with his trendy haircut.
Wonder what would happen if a bunch of Muslim women just walked into a pub and ordered non-alcoholic drinks. There's literally nothing stopping them doing that but they never do. Their brothers, husbands ect.. would probably kick off about it I reckon.
wow, he looks like a tiktok fuckboy.
Almost relapsed by almost buying 2 bottles of wine, but I decided to put them back and bought some fruit pastilles instead. Absolutely lush. Life is better without the demon drink lads
What the fuck are these two bints on about?
Ha thats it. I could see the image in my mind but couldnt be bothered posting it.
Here's an inflatable racecar bed that's almost as tall as you are. Blow it up and place it in the center of your room at night, then when you're not sleeping, you can deflate it = even more room for Billys full of games.
amazon.co.uk
Fair play laddie. Good job.
of course you would. you're a sheltered little racist with a murderer for a dad lmao
canadian hacker and his bellend mates not shitposting here to wind me up anywhere, 4 times as lush corrrrrrr
Titfucking Anna Kendrick and exploding cum all over her rat face.
It's funny how weatherspoons specifically is a white pub. I mean pubs are generally white affairs anyway, but weatherspoons is literally 98% white wherever you go.
Reform kicking mental elf mongs off bennies
Oh. My. Lush. Its perfect. Going to order one right now. Thanks
Good to hear it de lad x
Reform not winning a general election a few years away. You're living in the clouds. Oh aye. x
Lad they've got a 7% lead on latest YouGov poll
2000s vibes in the air
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Means fuck all unless it's close to an election. A lot can happen between now and then.
Only thing that will stop them at this point is Labour cutting net migration to below 100k
You really think Farage and his team of grifting fucks would do any better? They'd run the place into the ground whilst stealing what they can. Not saying Labour is perfect or anything but fuck me.
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yankless might like this corrrrr
Despicable animals
Clubland era x
Occasional reminder inflation adjusted GDP per capita is lower now than in 2007 and falling
That's irrelevant. If Labour don't fix immigration then Reform win the next election, and the very first thing they'll do is massively cut down welfare because it's probably the easiest and least unpopular of their policies.
Ruth is not letting the Reform lads on campus plow her tuppence.
xcancel.com
luv me wife
luv engerland
luv ngubu
luv pints
hate forrunners
hate emmigrints
hate muslins
not raceist just don't like em
Quite funny how it'll be a lot of dosser scum voting them in when they'll lose out the most.
Brutal
Especially since today I've been playing nature sounds and a cello compilation for my houseplants.
How regular are your poos? What consistency? Any noticeable smell?
Nice casio ya nonce
Mouth surgically attached to Yanklass' arse to consume her pungent internal delicacies.
There is nothing more arousing than sucking on a rancid female fart straight from the source.
bit 'cursed', this video.
is Yanklass an ARG?
Chad won x
Poking my nose inside a lasses prolapsed arsehole and hotboxxing my senses with the pungent aroma of rotten eggs, decades old cum and rotting hemmerhoids.
I have haribo gold bears
Picking at my arsehole and then devouring the flakes.
Oh yesh x
lel
the shop was out of extra hot sriracha sauce
so now i just have normal sriracha sauce instead
;_;
sriracha is the most spice i can really handle maybe i can do birdseye peppers
Just paid my taxes. Dont say I dont pay into the pot.
Entering my decompression chamber after being inside Yanklass' arsehole huffing farts for too long.
love those, used to whizz up my own piri piri marinades. corr.
What you got coming? Anything SEXY?
It wasnt right,itsnot right,nothing will be right ever again xxxxxxxxxxxx
Are you a Hufflepuff?
I think I'm a ravenclaw, I don't remember.
Hello sir. Feeling a little sleepy? Can't be dropping off here in the lounge! You'll be right off to the land of nod after your evening tranquilizers, nice long sleep that way. Perhaps a spot of supper afterwards if you're feeling a bit peckish? There is a selection of sandwiches in the Common Room for you to nibble upon before its real bed time.
fucking HHL up the shitpipe while steve watches
woooww what an experience
woooowwww
I'm never going outside again.
Nuffin been the same since charlie chalks became brewsters
tranq sounds pretty good rn lad
Kylie Minogue was at Seaham beach today (just down the road) corr been there loads of times me.
Charlie Chalks oh aye, those were the days
I heard you do a few japseye poppers before taking it up the arse.
Picking at my moist scrotum and flicking the debris at the back of your fucking nan's head on the bus to town centre.
Just got a couple hundred quid windfall. Corrr will get me some nice 4K Blu-rays for me new telly. WAHEY!
tiny mong with a tiny brain and a tiny penis in an assisted living facilty
Virgin island on channel 4 again
Let's see what the fuss is about
Mother dearest. Charge my switch x
So do they shag on that or what
Me? Not a virgin. I shag regularly.
Dedicating this next wank to eva
Me? Virgin.
what is dvdlads thoughts on mubi?
What's the concept of this show?
After a mix-up at the Job Centre, I've been forced to move into a supported housing facility to keep my benefits...only to discover it's actually a specialist residence for men with clinically diagnosed micropenises
Appaz charlie chalks always was brewers fayre but charlie chalks was a wee bit attached on to that nstead of the other way about which is how it seemed back then. Then it got rebranded a lot heres one in inverness <<<<<<<<<<<
My fav soft play was Cocos in renfrew but u know its strange this was a place thousands of peeps went to over years but if you google it now,,nothing comes up except 1 guy on reddit asking if anyone remembers it. Pretty fucking liminal that places can just disappear.
At least w/ Santa Claus Land in Aviemore that i went wiv my mmy when i was very very small,, its sad that after it closed down it became a "urban exploration" place cus its so ruined nd overgrown now,, but at least ppl remember that it existed.
Another one is Little Chef.....................used to see that red sign everywhere
Ruthmong? Incel.
Just looked up the show Virgin Island. Funny how they're all just ugly. It's literally that simple. Just ugly people who no one wanted to shag because they're ugly. Thought it might have more to it.
anybody else getting drunk on a tuesday night?
I'm not a virgin but I rarely have sex
I enjoy Mubi a lot. I preferred their old model of a new film every day like a little surprise rather than the constant catalogue. I have a few of their physical releases (Pleasure and Benedetta). Overall a good company but I remember the app getting a bit expensive.
I think it's like the undateables but they get uggos and retards to shag
On my 5th cider lad
Sex education on virgin island
Got a 1l bottle of Jim Beam. I'll probably drink a third of it? We'll see anyway
Christ, what is that?
4 pints but going to bed now because i have to work early tomorrow
virgins when they realise what sex involves
Such a beautiful and noble culture!
"i'm going to seaham"
"see-him? who, your boyfriend?"
some memory's never fade......
Someone showed her vagina to the men
Used to watch a film a day. Would go to my local cinema at least twice a week. Can't be bothered with that now
that boy is now a man. he is married with a wife and child. so i've had the last laugh. heh.
They got a man to show his penis to the virgin women
glad I'm not alone, cheers lads
Me? Stopped bothering to wipe my own arse now, I just shit and pull me kegs up. Well, what's the point?
I still watch loads of films but don't bother with my cinema so much. Gotten too expensive, they don't show the films I want to see and their screens are in really shoddy condition. This is Omniplex in NI. I expect them to go bust soon to be honest.
qrd on whether this is shite, actually good, or ACTUALLY good?
The penis was flaccid during the demonstration
Oh yeah here's some hung Chad ladies, remember him when you have to fuck the spackers
mine's bigger than that wahey
i feel like these posts mirror each other.
Auditors get a job.
No such thing as a virgin women
As the thread normie, I think BritNormie should follow this bloke's lead and demonstrate his penis to eva6
After setting fire to a Rustlers burger in my assisted living kitchen, I've been assessed by a government agency and officially designated a "Baby Man". It's a new category of adult male incapable of independent living. My benefits have tripled, but my dignity has tanked.
Eva, do you prefer flaccid or erect penises?
flaccid ones are easier to look at
Lad what the fuck is that. Imagine this lurching at you filled with fire and passion.
Mines is smaller than that flaccid but bigger erect. We come in all shapes and sizes and it a lush.
Yes mate 6 gameboy color games.
you need alcohol to have a good time
Yes.
Right now in Hastings, Sunderland, Castlemilk and countless isolated villages around the UK, there is an angry young man in his 30s sitting in his childhood bedroom.
He knows he has no future. He will have a surly and combustable relationship with his father or mother but is stuck together with them because he cannot afford the 1200 per month it costs to rent in the next market town or city.
He is right to be angry. He has been locked out of a full and productive life in his own homeland and community. His chances of owning a home are fading as are his chances of meeting a woman and starting a family. Soon he will be so jaded and angry he will not be able to keep a woman should he manage to attract one who is blackout drunk.
I feel for these men. These men need advocates. The longer they stay online, depressed, angry and disillusioned, the more likely it is that they will find the end of the line politically - national socialism or some militia offering them promises of a glorious revolution that will never come. It is happening already.
I despise Labour and the Tories for creating the conditions in which these men fall into this trap. I despise the NGOs, media and snide profiteers who would label them 'incel' or otherwise. I despise the national socialist and identitarian gurus promising false dawns. Every bit of these men's anger is justified and those with the power to change their fate have stuck their middle finger up at them as they focus on EU, globalist and open border projects a million miles from the predicaments of these young men. There should be a tug of war between the establishment and the extreme fringes of British politics for these young men but only the fringe is tugging on that rope. The state does not care.
It is an explosive situation.
What games? You got Pooh and Tigger's Honey Safari?
youtu.be
C'est luxuriant x
Not reading all that shit lad do a vocaroo
No longer a kissless virgin
LEE CAN'T BLOODY HAVE CHEEEEESE
Here you go...lad
Were rhey already couples or just pick the least ugly and fuck him
Nvr actually said i live in castlemilk right now u know i just mentioned the place while I was steaming one night nd you took that to mean I stay there.ive nvr specified other than south side nd used to stay in mosspark. Am no gonnae be specific on here am I.
i appreciate your thoughts, but i will remain
online
depressed
disillusioned
congrats anon good job achieving 1274 days that's a huge accomplishment also what is this?
To be fair yeah your bit is more King's Park kind of way.
Haha not that one lad. I dont get the kiddy ones. Honestly I cant remember I will show you when they come on Thursday.
gather round the computer monitor, everyone, someone is posting photographs of their television
Got them wuppas on tap. Life's better when you're not doing your wollocks in x
Quite fair sentiment tho, also my english teacher at 3rd year parents evening told my mmy that am "surly" when am in a bad mood
My hair still too thick for the heat,,am not gnae talk bad about the hair lassie because shes nice to me nd calls me sweetheart,,is it worth 25 quid though, no comment, did she get a tip this time, sorry no
how does J. K. Rowling know what Harry Potter was thinking and doing?
unless SHE was him. a boy.
i have ended the issue of our times.
What language, Russian?
I don't want to lose my virginity desu. Is that weird?
Practical lessons on digital stimulation of the vulva
Bum sex with Ruth, Laura and Eva
no, keep hold of it until the very right moment, and share it with the right person
Yeah it is weird. Sexual desire is normal and healthy
"maintenance" or summat innit
Haha thats such a small willy. Haha isn't it,? Is that a small one?
Yeah lads just come have a touch of me fucking fanny
Don't listen to this
Roastie bollocks. Only female virginity has value.
Mind when thingy got his willy out in pe changing rooms nd it looked like a wee pasta shape
Would love to darlin x
why were you looking lad
Who was 'thingy'
Practical lesson didn't go as well as expected
Seen a few lads cocks when I was younger. Never a girl's fanny sadly.
i got pantsed in the pe locker room once and ive never pulled my pants up so quickly in my life
Fair enough. I only ask cause I have fond memories playing that in Disneyland Paris early 2000s along with the Monsters Inc. game.
duolingo lad and thank you
mainly French and a bitta Italian
How is this not porn? What channel is this on?
Ever go to Cocos, nd was it spelled Cocos or kokos?
I have a theory that Crosslad is a schizo and is half the named personalities here.
Seen monsters inc in the cinema in linwood where both the car parks look the same nd u forget which way you went out so my mam thought the car was lost, she was losing the plot
Dont know desu just happened
I used to persuade the girls to show me their tuppences all the time at primary school. Strange how I went from being able to sweet talk girls into doing that to becoming an incel in adulthood.
You gonna see the Lilo & Stitch remake? Out this weekend. Looks cute.
I have never inserted my erection into the vagina.
Full scale HHL mode this Saturday x
I luv wee stitch, u think itll be good? The hair lassie today was on all these disney remakes, she dont like snow white but i said beauty + the beast with emma watson looked ok nd shes like that aye that wasnt that bad
Cheeky wag as a pre weekend warmup?
Feel a lot better suddenly when I realised all of my problems are self-inflicted and can be resolved. A bosh. Life is worth living. I mean really what right does anybody have to complain about anything at all. Pathetic.
Yeah the Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast have been the best of the remakes so far. Lilo & Stitch looks okay even if it looks fairly 1:1 with the original.
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is that Kieran Tierney?
Corr have a feel of me japs eye ladies go on have a fucking tug on it
There's plenty of problems someone can have that aren't self-inflicted
Accidentally dropped a knife down my Jap's Eye once.
Hope The Boys season 5 has pro-HHL vibes.
Same with Alien Earth. It needs that Welper aura to be a cultural and commercial hit.
Family means nobody gets left behind x
How long wer you a neet before zp?
How much more mogged will the Starlight actress be? I reckon she'll look like Mickey Rourke soon.
Yes. That's why I realise I should be more grateful. I used to know someone who got hit by a car and never could move again. They spent over a decade like that. If life isn't that bad then it's not that bad.
Sorta off and on for a few years officially speaking. But in a sense I was NEET since like 17 on account of being lazy and unproductive. Even when I was in sixth form/uni I wasn't anywhere near as useful to anybody as I should have been. Really a stupid twat so I was (am).
I don't wanna think about it. What a travesty.
In Sixth Form I came into a girl I was in love with coffee and she drank it. She was in my friend group and I offered to get her one from the vending machine. Had a vile of my own cum in my pocket from home. It was lush.
you worded this oddly, did she drink semen, or did she drink coffee? i am confus
she drank both lad. he put semen in the coffee.
and it lush x
She drank a coffee with my semen in it.
i really just can't parse the sentence that way
he came into the girl he was in love with coffee
You're a wrongun and need locked up.
Okay Blad
Life would be better if I was waking up next to Eva every morning
i mean, i am in love with coffee. but i wouldn't go that far.
Licking Eva Green's perfect tits and pussy.
Eva won x
life would be be better if i wasn't waking up.
life would be better if life wouldn't.
watching that White Lotus series 2. reminds me of the summer I spent in Sicily with the ex. lovely times.
Oh didnt know you went to university. Thats kewl. I saved this pic off r9k few weeks ago cus it seem like a good attitude to follow.
*loading my machine gun with asterisks*
take that you Grammar Gestapos
Twats the cunt above me
Need /are gary/ in the next thread
Fish and chips are Jewish.
He completely broke down the world view of what being British is and made us more welcoming to immigrants, after all, we love some fish and chips don't we, all our best things are from immigrants. x
Fuck this stupid website and all of you sad bastards posting on it
It's bogged in this case. Mogged is something else (she gets mogged by the fit red head)
Amazing that as an island surrounded by fish, and eating potatos since 16th century, with fried chicken recipes that are centuries old, no one thought about combining the two until jews did so
we're just retconning 'the Jews' into British history now?
Basically true. I envy my monk friend, wherever he is. He has the right of it.
Gary Lineker to do a duet with Ye
growing up, there were us, and there were 'pakis'.
not having all this horse shite
The wee whore is cute as well as the older boss lady. Won't say no more. Enjoy. x
Tea and crumpets is actually Somalian x
Fish and crisps
can't believe Norm's dead
Vindaloo is a British specialty. x
Fish and crisp Butty
did i fall in love with a mixed race girl?
is that why their lies don't bring warmth to my heart???
He was a real jerk I reckon de lid.
Might break out me Cheers box set to honour Normie boy's death.
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAAAAAAME.
ANY THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAAD YOU CAAAAAAME.
It's a doggy dog world for are Helper.
fish and cushion
I think this is a good picture lad even though it is meant to be a piss take
Hotdogs on toast
Fish and bits picked from my arsehole.
Only a harmless joke unlike some of the vile lads on here. I meant it in good fun.
Watched Aftersun, if that anon is ITT. I enjoyed it a fair bit, I found a few moments very poignant and beautiful, but I'm not sure I understood some parts, like the strobe scenes and the ending. Media literacy isn't my strong suit. Maybe needs a second watch.
gunna summon the dead spirts with yanklass corrrrr
One day fish, one day chips. He didn't ask to be born. Not everyone can smell it. Still, he keep a positive mindset. Everyday above ground a good day. He 18 months no bookies and he got loads of items. It lush.
THE GHOST MADE ME PISS MY PANTS
LOOK IT WAS A SPOOKY GHOST
OH NOW I'M SHITTING MY PANTS AAAAAHHHHHH
Miss my old wee cat nd i dnt want to talk about it with anyone or think about it cus its too painful on the scale of normal "Feels" its more painful than anything rn. Nd am so so sorry *** that i had to factory reset my phone nd i lost that many piccys of you nd wee videos from our life together i feel like ive failed you for doing that. I should have backed it all up. Cus other ppl have piccys of you that i can get from them but i had loads n loads bc you were my only ever indoor cat so we spent like 24 hours together cus am neet for years n years n then one day u were just gone. All my wee videos from when u were jumping on the kitchen counter when it was whiskas time. Nd old piccys from when you were a wee small baby cat so cute.Am sorry i didnt always get up straight away when u paw on my face in the morning.Nd sorry the time i closed the door nd it jammed on your tail even though i fink you were deliberately getting in my way for attention but i still should have been paying u more attention in the first place I miss u so much evry day my heart is broken that ur not here </3xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Fish and tits
lee can't have cheese de lodos
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what do you mean you can feel something up your fanny must be dem brown immigrant ghosts, it's not my finger
Tastefully done lad. I'm going to put it on some groups you should post it on Anon Babble
Bloodeh immigrant ghosts coming over here knocking over our lamps at night and turning on the taps slightly so there's an annoying drip.
mad to think bmong weighs more than lee
Scratching my scrotum raw and then sprinkling the dust into your coffee.
Hard to say. Lee is really fucking fat in his recent videos and he never shows his whole body. I bet he weighs at least 20 stone.
bloodeh boiler rattling again must be dem fucking brown immigrant ghosts trapped inside again, when i turn the taps on it stinks to high heavens of turmeric, one day turmeric, one day of curry better spend my pip money on an exorcism.
still 5 stone lighter than bmong kek
Kek. Gave me a chuckle.
Oh my great uncle was from brigadoon my nanny has her own tartan my dog is a laird off the internet i like shortbread to me ur a YANK end of
i can hear one of those fuckers whispering tax the rich from inside the boiler, it not right
think I've got a somalian ghost, keep walking into the bathroom for a piss only to see a little sailboat in the bath
make all marriages civil. can have whatever extra ceremony/religious stuff you want. age of consent is 18. no 'Romeo & Juliet' clauses. underage sex becomes seen the same as underage drinking.
People who have sex with a pregnant woman should be on the sex offender's register.
??? do pregnant wives not have sex with their husbands? what do the men do?
The hair lassie is Catholic but she says she"does her own thing" nstead of going to mass nd i fink thats called a protestant(small p) except its not a schism she just isnt into it. Bc i was on about the JWs nd i says must be hard when nobody wants to talk about God nd shes like that "aye and theres a lot of atheism now" n nobody believes in anything nd i was like that aye.....................nd she was saying disney is ruining all their films snow white little mermaid but then i says beauty n the beast with emma watson nd shes like that aye THAT one wasnt too bad. Hair lassie honestly knows the score for a hair lassie
It's pedophilic in nature, especially if your cock is big.
Not me, also thats absolutely fucking horrible and degenerate. I would never ever do that. Also I never went to 6th form.
beauty n the beast with emma watson
THAT one wasnt too bad.
nah it was shite.
glad you didn't give her that tip.
it's only paedophilic if you are having sex with a pregnant child, or if the child is she carrying is pregnant.
I just liked it because at the time I was an Emma Watson simp and I love the songs regardless, especially the opening number "Belle".
Having sex with a pregnant woman is called dicking the baby.
Exactly, it's extremely problematic and only nonces would do it.
Who is this Lee lad? a looks like hes having a right good time with that wizza. Having one on Friday when mummy goes out for dinner.
Oh my days you don't know Big Man Lee AKA Lee Is Cool? He was popular here years back. Basically just a proper British fella who used to make daily vlogs with his dog Ziggeh and lakaseh he can't have cheese! The following video explains his life:
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Na night Ziggeh cya in't mornin' pal.
when are we getting a MALE Disney princess?
Seems wholesome. making silly videos with your mother. Who happens to be wearing a t shirt of an old ps1 game so she must be based. Thats my opinion.
My aunty went back to catholic church big time in the years before she died but for a good decade odd bc of her husband she went to a "normal" church n played the piano there nd i always remember her saying that "we shouldnt have denominations" "it should just be christian" i guess more like "in a ideal world". But in england its not rly like that i think. Its just a mong scotland/ireladn thing i think to actually take that much interest in difference instead of whats common. But then the anglican church is like a mix of the two so ya.Smth i noticed about protestants before obviously from their origins and certain types today are like the most faithful ppl you could ever meet but at the same time its from the same place of protestantism that all the liberalisation managed to slip through from today as well. So its like a double edge sword. But aye everybody should get along,i know they mostly do,its just on the internet ppl turn it into fights
pretty weird how i could believe in the tooth fairy and santa as a kid, but though my grandmother reading the bible to me was a load of bollocks
Miss my aunty big time fml
Never really had any interest in doing that when I was that age. A girl actually wanted to show me her pissing but I put my hands over my eyes. Never had any interest in girls until I was about 11, by which time they'd all decided I was ugly.
Think imma have that mac n cheese before beddingtons. Just grinding that Fortnite nows.
I went to a catholic school. We were all repressed already at a young age. Our bodies were dirty and had to be hidden. Then when we got older suddenly all of that fell away. Weirdly loads of people seemed to be able to kiss each other no problem at all. The idea was still alien to me. Then I got a bit older and my own hormones hit. I desperately wanted...something with a girl, but I didn't have a way to make it happen. No social skills. I'd do weird shit like just ask girls to show me their knickers or even touch them up out of nowhere in a way that would be considered sexual assault if an adult did it to another adult. Obviously that got me nowhere other than a reputation for being a weird creep. Later on my social skills developed but they only saw me as a friend.
His mum has a cooking channel that is notorious and she has some racist underbelly. Lots of lore.
video lad clearly has a nice natural voice i don't understand why he adds the extra hoarse
video-in-video lad has a nice life and i want a dog
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very good episode out of nowhere this, time to rewatch
Ive had daydreams like what if i just went to a diff school but we had days at school where we DID go to diff schools for various reasons nd it all just felt like..........................school like hell torture prison.......i just didnt jive with being locked up every day with ppl i dont know in a place i didnt want to be.....but nevermind not like you arent given any choice whether you attend for like 10 years or anything oh wait......................................................
Never seen it to the end, was tired n cozy n fell asleep in the cinema but overall impression better than snow white eg
Belle is the best princess bt obviously if you know the score you have rapunzel as the fan fav
Lets just say theres a score, a certain ratio, number, and some ppl know it, and some ppl dont
On the days i stink of fish the seagulls love me, on the days I stink of shit the flies are all over me. I must be stinking of shit today
Am getting open top bus. That way if I stink of fish or stink of shit then nobody cant smell it anyways.
will admit i don't know the score. 33 is too obvious, so is 1-1 (or anything to do with ones). don't tell me, i'll figure it out. you know the score.
My favourite Disney Princesses are Aurora, Belle, Mulan, Rapunzel and Merida.
The honorary club includes Esmeralda, Lilo and Elsa (none of these are official Disney Princesses).
Forgot to mention Rapunzel's feet and Violet from The Incredibles in the honorary list. What am I like.
Is pocahontas a princess;,wouldny mind getting squeezed between her legs like a poor wee mouse getting caught by a snake
I did not make the comment about having sex with an asmr lass.
Mmy dearest,watch lion king with me yes again it my fav
Mmy dearest,charge my switch "say please" ONEGAI!!!!!!!!!
You know,,please isnt just a magic word where u get whatever you want. Then WHAT IS IT!
Yes, Pocahontas is an official Disney Princess.
Fun fact, Tinkerbell used to be one but they retroactively removed her.
In 4K Blu-ray of courshe.
Really is mad how birds can recognise our faces but we can't recognise individual birds.
My wee childhood best pal that was a girl 5 yrs older than me when my wee sis was born gave me a wee simba plush to take for her in the hospital,,still got it, from the late 90s,probly 1 of the most sentimental teddys/overall items that i still own
I can. There has been a fucked up looking Robin who is very recognisable who has been coming to my garden for years. He's fat and looks like he's been through some shit.
Also a blue tit comes back every year. Not sure if it's the same one as it's not as unique as the Robin but I like to think so. It always nests in the little birdhouse outside. I'll see it making little trips to bring back food for the weeuns.
Interesting didnt know that. Got a soft spot for tinkerbell. Nd got a soft spot for julia roberts as tinkerbell in hook. PRoper cute
Its honestly mind boggling how bats sleep upside down like this nd the blood doesnt rush to their head like us cus of the shape of their body so its actually comfy for them but from a human pov it looks very uncomfortable n mental. But they sleep upside down cus of their wings is harder to take off from the ground than birds. So its easier to drop into a wee flight n go from there
male robins regularly peck out the eyes of one another and have a penchant for dagger-pecking the spines of their rivals.
same with sparrows
and chickens
birds are brutal.
Shrike bird is an interesting one too.
In 4K Blu-ray of courshe.
That would be kewl now but the times am finking of it was my VHS that id rewinded that many times it got the black n white lines going across the screen ya know
you go punch through that wall, Dr Who. don't tell them about that Hybrid or whatever the overarching mystery was. just punch that wall.
wouldnt mind punching ruths wall
2.5 years unemployed here despite a year of experience in software, masters in maths, and will take minimum wage no matter what the job is. Haven't even come close a single time..
why would I even bother as a no skills neet when normies struggle? this was a comment on ukjobs. i will never work.
That was me with my Emperors New Groove VHS and Lion King 2 VHS.
it's probably a hard quality stone wall, not like that cheap new council housing.
ruths hard quality stone wall
phwoar
It's tough because someone like that is very unlikely to get a basic job because they'll be seen as overqualified and not reliable, for example as soon as they find a better job they'll leave. Sad truth really.
Ruth actually needed to have surgery last year because Babatunde punctured her cervical wall.
He probably should lie then. Sadly being dishonest and deceiving others seems to be the only way these days.
Based af + simbas pridepilled xx
Lad she's too sweet. Stop saying that shit. the internet does not deserve her kind soul.
remember reading about this in the paper
Looking@ teddys on Anon Babble
Rose, did I ever tell you about the Hybrid? back on Gallifrey, during the War with the Great Vampires...
Wac n wheese has been cancelled de lids, yeah it been cancelled. Decided to have a wot woodle instead.
It's you who doesn't deserve her kind soul lad. That's why she wants absolutely nothing to do with you.
Can slowly feel my nightowl sleep pattern starting to creep back in with these bed times getting later and later. Probably won't be long before I'm still up at like 5am.
Ruthmong you need to understand lad, Ruth does not care to know you. She doesn't think about you, doesn't dream about you, and if she ever saw your comments, they'd make her skin crawl. You're a flickering username to her, one of a thousand needy dopamine parasites who mistake whispering into a mic for intimacy. You don't exist to her. You never did.
Love my oomfies
Not nice how the sun comes up at liek 4am now though. Makes all nighters more stressful to me
See when its sunny at 4am. Then its like. Doesny matter if I go sleep now or 8am does it. Got done in by that a few times of late.
state of it. ridiculous tats, the feminist nipple display, no curves, short. imagine settling for a mid british bint and buying your first depressingly small british home together...with a shit excuse of a garden. living in Britain is fucking grim. i guess some men are happy with that lifestyle. not for me. the sex reward isn't worth all that effort of having to work your arse off. oh no, not just any job... you've got to be earning at least 50k these days or you're a failure of a man.
Shut up you mong. I'm not perfect but I would be a better person for her.
I don't have a username. She would definitely be into me if I had some good money and stability.
Went on a mad one today binge posting to cope w my nerves of going out. Gna scale back n take it eashy tomoz id fink
for yous into your racism, does the MLK dream thing work in reverse? the content of my character is a bit shite.
Me? I enjoy the endless symlinks and manually updating my operating system. I'm in control, not my operating system. The way it should be. I will never use that closed source spyware again.
Can't even watch a film I've never seen before for more than ten minutes at a time before switching to vidya, youtube or here. Only ones I've enjoyed in the past I can sit through without distracting myself. Sucks the brain has become this way.
corr try piping your memory into the audio buffer
it's a classic, that is
In that beddingtons now.
Know that feelingtons de lid.
those fuckers know what gets us hooked. for a while it was just happenstance: yeah of course we want the internet, chat with nerds, cool stuff.
but they 'figured it out' and now here we are. i weep for the next generation,
i remember going to one of those nerd conventions back in the day
bunch of people waltzed in dressed up in Star Trek uniforms, started setting up monitors and that
they were well into it with all this software simulating some situation, i left because it was irrelevant to my interests.
I've decided to do this unpaid 7 days work experience. It starts next week.
My work experience "peers" will probably be aged 18-21, meanwhile I'm gonna be the same age as the managers.
Someone I know used to work there. If they see me, my hopes of rekindling my social life are done for. They will 100 gossip about me to everyone we both know. I can already picture this person judging me for being an unemployed, 30 year old failure who lives with his mum.
I have so much talent but because of the circumstances I was born into, I struggle in every facet of life.
Can't even get a minimum wage job despite being qualified and having experience. Can't get an interview for anything that isn't unpaid, volunteering.
Over the last decade I've made songs that would make a normal person rich...but because I'm not good looking or popular, I have to rot in poverty.
Being an ugly, poor, familyless black man, who was born in the UK is hell.
Kek'd at this loser on neetsover30. So wrapped up thinking he is so good at making music like thousands of other nobodies. Very delusional some neets are... think they are talented people...special. Some men are just meant to work in the factory for minimum wage until they die.
who is this? and where are they from?
(i was going to ask for alternative message boards but then i would just be playing right into your little game)
Corr love it when Glow does femdom tier stuff like this.
friend is being shamed because of an age gap relationship. nowt illegal, all adults. just don't know how to support her.
Time for sleeps. It Wednesday x