Dr. Apustaja's Home for the Perennially Unemployed edition
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perenial wanking and spaffing
love and appreciate trans women de lids
Some wagies die at work to ensure I get my benefits
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee lads :)
that one lad at school who thought he was transgender but was really just confused by all the hormones rushing through his body during puberty and wanted to be pretty
That lad's name? Crossmong.
I was gonna come here and say how subhuman bongs are but, hey atleast you are exploiting this falling retarded system
t. not bong
This so fucking much, lad. School is torture for any young man even remotely outside the norm. Awful place. Should mostly be done away with.
I have a fetish for wearing women's underwear. If I was a kid these days I'd probably end up being brainwashed into thinking I'm trans.
sorry lad, I'm not crossy
That one lad at school who no one knows what happened to because he's not on social media and doesn't go out or speak to anyone
I'm 2 years /no knickers/ if that's alright with you de laaaaad
I had a great time at school for the most part. Hanging around with mates all day, having a laugh, it was great. Sometimes there were tough moments but that's all part of growing up. And I post here so obviously I'm at least remotely outside the norm.
Some proper kino arrivals today if I do say so myself. A favourite of one Don Draper, even.
If it was done away with you could hang out with your mates all day anyway, you just wouldn't have some post-wall, overweight, tyrannical longhouse mammy breathing down your neck to finish your essay about how black people made stonehenge or whatever the fuck.
How could I hang around with my mates all day when I'd be being homeschooled?
I know you're reading this Ruth. This will be you soon if you don't stop dating black men. Burn the coal, pay the toll.
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I don't mean do away with the school system to be replaced by homeschooling, I mean just do away with it.
Can't stand people who have this disgusting nappy hair.
Well obviously my parents wouldn't just let me not be educated and hang around with mates all day.
what school should really be is a few hours a week to learn maths and english and then everything else is basically just a voluntary club done for fun. then at 14-16 you can do training for real skills.
instead its a victorian era madhouse prison still.
Tarantula hair innit
You posted this in the last thread, BN
Get the NEETs back to school. Mornings could be spent learning, followed by the afternoon picking litter on the playground and cutting the grass on the school's playing field.
If the timeline went differently would all be wearing skirts lads. I suppose you would wear a longer black skirt to the office, something smart. Something thick if you worked a manual job. A short one if you were going to a night out or the pub. It would be perfectly normal in that timeline and you would be seen as bizarre if you wore something different like trousers, which would probably exist but as a niche thing.
They should make physical education all about sex and you get to practise sex with the opposite sex. All randomly assigned to each other so nobody has a choice but the most attractive lass in the school has to fuck every boy at least once.
I for one have always preferred skirts and high heels
Lad don't you remember how awkward school was, even without forced sex to people you don't find attractive?
down with the trouser wearing scum
Not sure what sending me to school would do. I have GCSEs, A-levels and a degree but I'm still a NEET. Autism, innit?
Why would there have been an uproar? It's a fictional character
Sort of yeah. I've posted before about schooling and it should be:
4 hours MAX
1 hour each maths, latin, public speaking, calisthenics
end at age 14
Beyond that there should be IQ tests and the top percentiles should be offered full scholarships to prestigious universities (themselves stripped to the bare minimum), to study under renowned professors. Everyone else can go get jobs or otherwise do as they please.
and who will learn how to do the marketing for Pret?
ChatGPT can do all that shite.
cast a masculine man to play a tranny
can fuck off with this, sean bean ought to show some respect
No it can't lad.
Ordered Cleopatra (1934), Joan of Arc (1948) and The Sign of the Cross (1932) on Blu-ray from America. It lush.
Not really sexually attracted to trannies, but it'd be fun to spend the day with a cute one. Maybe I'd take her shopping or to get her nails done.
Kek. But as for people actually making such objections, very little would change in the working world for such issues. All jobs that don't require a very specific degree for extremely technical reasons train new hires to do the job anyway. Getting a marketing degree doesn't make you a marketer; it doesn't even train you to be able to do it - that's all learned on the job and more or less any monkey with a pulse can be trained to do 95% of jobs anyway.
Claims that it wouldn't 'prepare kids for the real world' are bogus because
1) The current system doesn't anyway
and
2) Almost everything in the real world doesn't need such preparing for anyway
At least under my vision for education we'd have fewer fat children and fewer retards who couldn't string a sentence together to save their life.
Have you seen Natalie recently? She is reverting back to a cis male. Always thought she had a fucked up looking cock anyway. Like that tranny EmilyPiexo or whatever you call her. Pic related.
Just want a fanny to suck
What the fuck that looks like a dogs dick or it's been skinned or something.
If well paid jobs are so easy, why don't you have one?
I dunno, I think she's looking alright. Doesn't have that pure qt energy/look to her any more, but she is 41 years old now.
she looks fine to me, i dont see a difference.
Tranny culture in the UK is big
What does SSM think about trannies?
he used to be gay in the 1990s, i reckon he's a fan
I'm on 38,486, not great but not terrible. I can categorically say that my job in no way requires a degree, yet virtually everyone I work with has a PhD. We have simply got to the point where degrees are so overinflated and the job market so massively saturated that companies can more or less apply arbitrary hiring criteria on any given job and still have their pick of the litter.
Just end the system, rip it out. Companies can and definitely should have things like aptitude tests to screen candidates, that's perfectly fine and of course all things like the banning of IQ tests should be repealed, but the credential system has long since devolved into a swamp of bollocks that people have to needlessly wade through for no material benefit at the end.
in what world is 40k a year not great
you must be an utter mong if you cant make that buy you everything you could ever need
Well that's five minutes I'll never get back.
It would not even pay my housing expenses let alone everything else
Wonder if hes ever done anal
40k doesn't nearly come close to purchasing what it used to, lad (pic related). I'm not struggling as such, but it doesn't buy you the kind of generally prosperous life that it did even 15-20 years ago. But that's beside my point - economics more broadly is its own beast and I would see things like the BoE dissolved if I was able to make it so.
imagine being on 40k in 1209
Is pegging gay?
Ask pegginglad when he next pops in.
Do you think it's gay?
It's really gay and a massive cope to say otherwise. But I'm sure essays have been written on this topic.
Picking at my fanny and flicking the crumbs on your lunch.
Is Chika gay?
What would trannies do without filters?
*barges into DVDlad's room and cleans his new OLED telly with Dettol while he's out for his daily spacker walk*
What would you do without bennies?
plenty of good looking ones in the world, they live more in a week than i have in my life
Here we go. 40 posts in a row personality drama and seethe. Sorry lads, don't mean to set him off.
Personally I think Poley is a nonce and Shippy should quit his van driving job? What do you think?
hope dollymong dies a painful death desu
plenty of good looking ones in the world
proof?
Who is dollymong?
Shippy should quit his van driving job
Why?
The Hay's Code really fucked with Hollywood early days. Pre-code films had some based scenes like pic related from 1932.
Any person/persons primarily engaged in the posting of and replying to posts concerning hasbeen 'personalities' for hours at a time, every single day.
For me it's 1910s starlet Lillian Gish. Corrr, might use AI to get her tits out.
The Hay's Code really fucked with Hollywood
It wasn't ALL bad. It did ban miscegenation after all.
Funny in older films when the couple has two separate beds like Bert and Ernie.
Here you go have a tasteful wank courtesy of ChatGPT.
No problem here lad the old filterberg does a fine job
Ok, done a fair bit of de-cluttering, can't say tidying, as it's not tidy, but I be knackered.
Time for a spliff and vidya. Need to be setting an alarm for an hour (of game play), then need to pay close attention, so I can get the get. only 2 hours to go, and realised it would be quints, 3333.3 hours of fun, oh yeah.
What game you going to play then big prick lad?
how do I meet girls like this irl?
At games workshop probably
You can't. That's a man.
Anyone here tried Unlucid for titty drops or making lassies naked?
I'm more than happy to have regular sex with an attractive transexual. If you get my meaning.
Me? Would rather claim benefit, thanks.
Rather claim benefit than shag a tranny?
I thought this too but my latest work coach is an absolute munter. Can't the DWP at least give me someone attractive, and not a monitory, to look at whole I lie about what I did the past week.
Shoppa for some sloppa
Yeah it's pretty fucking good especially the titty drop. Be careful using it for people you know.
Would rather shit in me hands and clap
Try not to wank too much today, lads.
Be careful using it for people you know
Why?
Dayz, bought it a couple of years ago, but had basically 6-7 months off, due to a laggy PC, and finally got a new battlestation the other week. Now all is good.
Had a gay ming chum lagging a bit on a server we were on, and I didn't lag, and think he was a bit jelly, as he said he was "chatting" with chatGPT for a good hour about the CPU's we have, kek. He's decided (or chatGPT did), that he needs am upgrade.
Dunno. Not sure what the legality of that is. I suppose if you don't share it and keep it private you'll be alright. Did one of my secondary school crush for the titty drop and it's super realistic. This shit has improved so much the past few months.
DayZ. A game where you run around barren fields and cities for hours until some cunt on a roof snipes you. And repeat. Very boring honestly
I'm amazed there is finally an actually uncensored version of this. I didn't think we'd see it for a good few years. Does it work for the rest of the body? Arse, pussy?
These Israelis killed in America is definitely a psyop right?
No interest in it because it isn't actually their tits. Ruins the effect.
I'm sure it really happened. The psy-op is acting like 3 dead Israelis in America is more important than 60,000 children killed in Gaza.
Yeah you can do blowjobs, sex and cumshots and all that. Have to sign up with a Google account though and you only start with 10 free gems which is what a titty drop costs.
4 mini pork pies with hot sauce down the hatch. Oh my lush. What an experience! Feel like blad despite being more than half his weight.
Oh I know it happened but do you think it was setup for PR to paint Israel in a good light?
It's gotten good at estimating their size.
Awesome. I'm shelling out 50 quid for that.
Nah probably some guy really got pissed off enough about it to do something. He's played into their hands though because that's exactly what the Israeli PR spin machine will do.
Honestly not really, I don't much care what people do in their bedrooms as long as it's private, legal and consensual. If a guy wants a girl to stick something up his arse then go for it. To me 'gay' implies you are a man who is romantically and sexually attracted to other men.
If you actually do share some of your results here.
DIY porno
what an age we're living in
Mum caught me wanking. That hasn't happened in many years
I remember when I was like 11 my older brother walked in on my wanking on the armchair watching Babestation. To this day we have never mentioned it.
Proper gucciarse lunchberg this
He's prob ashamed it turned him on
Is that salmon? Looks fucking lush.
Give me a Ginsters Pasty over this shite anyday
Got laughed at on the bus this morning because I am bald HAHAHA SO FUNNY LET'S LAUGH AT THE BALD GUY these people are braindead
Wonder if DVDlad will lend me his OLED to watch some BLACKED porn.
When I was in a psych ward the nurses caught me wanking loads of times. Looking through the window on the door every like 10 minutes because I was on suicide watch I guess. I once came as me and a nurse made eye contact. Blew a load all over my sheets. Was very awkward interacting with her afterward.
I remember going on a school trip and we all had a group wank watching some porn channel we found. no one instigated it or anything, we just started pullin our puddins
You haven't even thought of getting a hair transplant yet they are the braindead ones?
HAHAHA SO FUNNY LET'S LAUGH AT THE BALD GUY
haha baldy cunt
AHH HE'S RAGING!
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big smash ont' M6 near preston today lads
Being bald is a protected characteristic according to Larry David.
Salmon yea. Straight from the airfryer.
Drizzle a bit of honey in it before you cook it next time it's fucking LUSH. I usually hate fish but fucking love salmon for some reason.
New telly is 14 stops away oh lush. Knowing my luck I'll get a dead pixel or a defective screen. FUCK SAKE.
I'll keep it in mind lad, thanks. Usually just a bit of salt for me. I can tolerate salmon, cod and monkfish but just can't enjoy tuna or scallops.
Tuna from a tin disgusts me but I have a feeling a nicely cooked Tuna steak would be nice. My dad eats mackeral like a fucking cat.
Back in my day we used to steal lads mags from the paki shop and have wanks in the local copse.
seasideMARK can't wait for the summer and he's got himself a new phone to celebrate
Removed. Why does he do it?
11 hours until he gets paid. Well he's been grafting all month hasn't he?
How many items he got at the moment de lid? He got a one pound loaf?
if he got rid of the s-s-samsung then I think he's on 6 idums
I stole my dad's Nuts magazine one time and when he found out he gave me a talking to but said if I do it again just put it back.
He need to get on that X-X-X-Xaoimi grind.
Seems like probably a sensible way to handle the situation desu.
He's got 7 items:
he's got 2 speakers
he's got 2 computers
he's got 2 phones
and he's got an ipad
that's 7 items
Good evening sir. Don't dip for a sleep now whilst it's luncheon. Open wide de lid, we've got a nice forkful of medi-cod followed by some chips; Chef cooks them in lard I hear... We'll put you in the dolly room afterwards if you'd be willing for some nostalgia? The new lady dollies arrived this week and you've yet to play with them.
Good evening sir.
but dr. apustaja, it's 2 in the afternoon!
SpackSpackerLad
Wild seeing all the hot girls I knew from school now hitting 30 and getting fat.
Next door neighbours kid has been screaming nonstop for about two hours now. By screaming I mean actual screaming, like to the point their voice is creaking with every wail and they're coughing and I think making themselves vomit they're crying so hard.
I'm sorry but kids are simply not for me. They might be for you, but they're not for me.
It's really interesting when you grow up and you realise the "hot girls" from school were mostly average at best and you were just full of hormones at the time.
meanwhile im finally coming into my element
What do you think of Richard Dawkins?
well parented kids dont act like that. same reason how when you see a kid screaming in a supermarket its always some fat single mother
Should you not bang their door to see what is going on? What if the kid's being battered. 2 hours of screaming like that must be something up unless it's just autism or something? I would not want to live with that on my conscience if my neighbours battered their sprog to death and I was sitting there hearing the screaming and didn't do anything.
How olds the kid?
Dozens from my school have now got black kids.
Penis into female genital
Penis into female rectum
corrrr now that's what I call lush
Seems to take very reasonable stances on any issue I've seen him comment on. He got into establishment good graces for taking cracks at Christianity, which to be fair he was entirely right about, even if he could come across as condescending. Then started to go after Islam as well which made the media a bit more cautious with him, now it seems that he's too often on 'the wrong side' of sensitive questions.
Now he's sort of in a position where he is obviously hiding his true power level - he KNOWS - you might say. But he's too comfortably in polite society and too old to really make any kind of ultra-based stand.
He does genuinely seem to be a man of conviction though. He has remained steadfast to his principles as the overton window has shifted around him and has weathered the storms of abuse he's received as a result, so I can respect him a lot for that.
His books are also good. Overall a solid lad imo.
12-inch white penis entering hairy black vagina (without a condom, of course)
Yeah I can see this. The neighbours are quite dysgenic for the most part.
Nah, not the first time the kid's screamed like this, they aren't killing him. He just throws a shit fit every now and then.
Like 2 or something? A bit older?
my assumption is whenever the kid expresses an emotional need the mother shouts at it until it shuts up, so the kid walks around seething all the time because he feels nobody loves him (and he's right)
These are the two best posts in the thread.
Ring the police you daft cunt, they are probably being abused
I can't tell from your post, are you pro- or anti- this?
Are you part of the zimside army?
Female opening
The fuck are the police gonna do? It's not like the kid constantly has broken bones or bruises or whatever. I genuinely do think the kid is just throwing a shit fit. Also they're not white, so I think at this point it might actually be illegal for the police to do anything to them lol.
I bet she takes huge shits corr
Oh no doubt. Absolutely gargantuan coils of fudge, with the viscosity, stickiness and colour of tarmac. Just imagine.
Are you part of the zimside army?
Females stink of fish one day and shit the next. But they didn't ask to be born. Still, they keep a positive mindset and spiritual minded.
HHL screamed a lot when he was a kid
Think he was right about god but making atheism your whole personality and your reason is not for me. Think he was right and still not like him as a person though. Smug smarmy pretentious git. Not right about everything though. He says natural selection makes more sense than intelligent design but I disagree with him on that. You could have a vat of biological gunk in a container for billions of years and it'd have no reason to specifically evolve very specific very functional things like eyes, ears, organs, fingers, teeth. Natural selection only explains why these things stuck around once they had evolved. It can't explain why or what prompted them to evolve in the first place though. And the chances of random mutations resulting in such functional things are near infinitessimal, you'd need trillions of years if it were truly just randomness. Randomness didn't make a fish grow legs and crawl out of the water. The protolimbs that fish's lineage had for billions of years before they became fully formed legs did not offer any natural selection advantage either. My theory is on an ancient civilisation seeding the universe with life, with the pathways encoded into the primordial dna. DNA can hold terabytes of data by our current estimations, easily enough to put many genomes and ancient civilisation would probably have a much more efficient way of doing that too. In fact they may not even have been here personally, it could've been sent across the universe by some incomprehensibly advanced technology, perhaps in the form of particles e.g. photons, neutrinos, or even high energy radio, or some type of radiation specifically tailored to leave those patterns in any dna or organic molecules it came across with a pathway for billions of years of plans for evolution to be left on any it passed through. The way I wrote it makes it sound retarded, but it makes sense that if any civilisation managed to exist for billions of years they could do this.
Any lads here ever explored a female rectum?
I wanna put my nose in it I want to inhale her stink Maybe even rim it
Case in point we can already send radio waves with specific sounds. Someone hundreds of miles away can change the molecules in and around your eardrums just by sending a signal. Not entirely farfetched to think if you added billions of years extra time from that point, you'd be able to do much more specific things with waves or particles. In fact with Moore's law you'd control everything in the universe once your species and your civilisation existed long enough.
Quite a lot of very basic errors in your understanding of what evolution by natural selection is and how it works, lad. It's distinct from abiogenesis. I don't want to sound like a twat, because it's always encouraging to see inquisitive minds like your obviously is, but I would suggest reading more into the subject on a technical level.
As for your ancient civilisation theory, well I can't speak much on that beyond that it's conjecture which I don't find convincing. But yeah, you should read more into evolution to get a better grasp of the concepts. Everything you've mentioned is stuff that not even evangelical young earth debaters bother with much these days because the answers are so refined and conclusive.
I rimmed last weekend. Was amazing. She loved it.
oh aye x it lush fr fr
also chika, BN and zimmy have confirmed they have as well the horny little bastids
HHL was non verbal until the age of 12
HHL wore velcro shoes until the age of 19
Abiogenesis is how life first originated, the very beginning. My points were about why specific things evolved in life. Natural selection only explains why they stuck around lad. Not why supposedly random mutations led to them. Very functional things keep arising out of the randomness, natural selection is a good explanation for why they stuck around but doesn't explain the before. Failing some sort of intelligent design, my theory being some vastly advanced civilisation, the only other explanation would be some sort of 'will' in lifeforms, affecting the dna mutations over millions, or billions of years, to gravitate towards what the animal wants to have.
HHL wore nappies until... oh wait, he still does
ancient civilisations seeding the universe with life won't get me a gf
Just find some good PvE servers. I'm on a hardcore (sort of IMO) server, on a map with frozen parts (nemalsk).
It's a great game, IMO.
~51 min to go till get time.
Except we can explain why mutations arise and the theory of natural selection tells us why that matters and how it plays out. We can and do witness evolution by natural selection happen in real time.
I think you might be thinking very complex things like eyes or the immune system sort of sprang up in one go, whereas in reality they took millions and millions of years to develop and countless generations of mutations and natural selection to establish as common traits.
Really enjoy these thread relatable posts de lad
loved it in my late teens early 20s when i had a lot of time to kill
HHL wears a jockstrap at all times
99.99% certain thats a tranny.
what gave it away you mong
Fed up lads
Yes absolutely. If they can blow up a battleship in the 60s to trigger a war, blow up a world trade centre to destabilise the Middle East, probably many many other false flag attacks Mossad can do anything. The western world says jump. Isreal says how high.
Oh double lush that looks great lad. Not had a mini pork pie in ages. Hot sauce? Has to be franks red hot.
Got himself a new phone when hes borrowing a tenner from his girlfriend and trawling through Dorset looking for a loaf of bread for 1 pound? Thought he was broke? Something Dosnt add up here. Probably has a secret bank account somewhere or money under the floorboards.
gf flying in this evening from Italy. on the blob but I'll give her a good seeing to anyways. it gonna be 4x bloodier.
A good pirate also sails the Red Sea pal. You give it to her until she can't walk.
You always get one or two snitches in factories. These cunts go on smoke breaks every hour but not me. I'd get a bollocking for going out every hour. Fucking sweating my bollocks off just to get their numbers on. Crazy isn't it guys?
Why didn't I change? Fear of change. Fearful of doing something different. Too many bullies knocked me down. Never feeding cardboard in machines again. Always fucking breaking down and I get the blame for it.
Had me second wank in 12 hours this morning and now I'm completely zapped of energy. Hate it when that happens.
Tranny-dar. A internal radar sensor in mens heads that can sniff it out within half a second. Shoulders, hands and jaw and flat chest are a dead giveaway.
Yeah I didn't say I thought they weren't real things just that I don't believe they're random. "Random mutations" don't explain enough to me for example the fish crawling out of the ocean. 40 million years from it being a tiny little lump on them, to being functional legs they could walk out of the ocean with. That's 39.999 million years of uselessness dead weight flesh. But in 40 million years it turned into something specifically functional - legs. It's similar with eyes though, which you used as an example. Yes natural selection tells us why eyes stuck around, obviously it's a huge advantage to be able to see. But why would such specifically functional things arise out of random mutations? I'm well aware every complex trait in life is predicated on millions or billions of years of evolution yes I know animals didn't just get an immune system or fully fledged eyes randomly one day kek. What I'm saying is random mutations seemed to very conveniently be for things which are entirely functional. Which mathematically, statistically, would happen over long enough time, sure. But with the size of earth and the time it took these things to arise in life, I'm not sure it's completely random, that's all.
Dont believe in evolution me. Simple as. Ok so a lizard decides to take a swim in a lake once and through generations of that same lizard it suddenly decides to grow a tail over millions of years just by stepping into a pool or shallow lake. What a load of shite. Kek. Remember seeing that video on whale evolution where a rat somehow changes into a full 50ft whale and I was laughing my arse off at it.
And I'm aware things sound retarded when I type them out the way I do, but there's no helping that. Looking at the image obviously the fish's proto-limbs served some function for much of the time but I don't buy that completely random mutations led it down a pathway to legs. Design, or will, IMHO. "Completely random" statistically surely it would take trillions of years, not billions. We wouldn't even be around if it was all just completely random dna mutations, you'd need a lot more time IMHO.
alright jammer de lad x
The ones that mutated a weird little appendage could swim better. Simple as lad.
Alright lads, I stopped taking my antipsychotics a few days ago (it was just a low dose) and I think I'm feeling the negative effects of that decision now.
It's only prescribed for anxiety. And now anxiety is coming back.
Hopefully I can just raw dog it through this and I'll be okay.
Psych meds are so shit. They shouldn't hand them out like they're sweets.
Workplaces are competitive and even more so the higher you get. You bet I raise concerns with the appropriate colleague if it's going to benefit me.
Once 'snitched' (as you call it) on a lad for having two breaks in an hour during a heavy call period. Guess who got the promotion?
But why would such specifically functional things arise out of random mutations?
Asking 'why' is a bit of a dead end though because there's no intention to it. The mutations arise naturally over thousands of generations in millionths of increments that take extremely long periods of time to coalesce into the features we know today, but that doesn't mean the early iterations didn't convey some kind of advantage. By definition they did which is why virtually all life on earth has eyes now.
Imagine a mass of early life forms, none of them have eyes. One day one descendant has a very minor mutation that increases the output of a certain protein or metabolite that happens to absorb light slightly more than others - very common things in nature, optically active molecules. This lifeform is the conveyed some kind of benefit, perhaps they accrue more heat due to agglomeration of the optically active molecule, perhaps it translate to more energy or movement which allows it to escape predation more easily. Just like that it has an immense relative advantage vs all its other peers. It breeds, they don't, the mutation is conserved and so on and so on.
Lets also not forget that for every beneficial mutation there are potentially millions of neutral or disadvantageous mutations as well.
There isn't any 'will' behind any of it. It really is just a system with set rules left to go for billions of years. Complexity emerges so long as you keep pumping in energy to hold off entropy. In our case so long as the sun keeps burning we have that energy pump.
cant stand that jammers mong, no wonder nobody likes him with the horrible negative attitude
I think evolution is true
that same lizard it suddenly decides to grow a tail over millions of years just by stepping into a pool or shallow lake
No that's not how it works.
Here's my understanding of it. Let's say a single lizard has 10 children. One of those children, by chance, has a genetic mutation that gives it webbed feet. The webbed feet happen to enable the lizard to swim pretty well. The other 9 lizard children weren't lucky enough to get this mutation.
Suppose the lizard with webbed feet has an advantage in surviving and procreating because of its enhanced ability to swim. That lizard then has 20 children itself. And the 9 siblings of the lizard with webbed feet, let's say they don't have any children, because their lack of webbed feet puts them at a disadvantage.
I think that's basically how it works. You can also think about it with humans. If one child has a genetic mutation making it more attractive and stronger than its siblings, that child will probably pass on its genes, so the attractiveness/strength genes will be passed on. If the siblings are born with ugly genes then those siblings are likely to never have children. So the ugly genes perish. Over time this is how simple life develops into complex life - genetic advantages accumulate over time.
I work in a call centre and I think I'm some kind of Machiavelli.
One of the worst days of me life was in factory job. Worried about operating the cardboard feeder machine all by myself when lad went on holiday. I were bricking it, didn't sleep, sweating, must've went to work on one hour's sleep. I was in no state to work. I was in no fit state to operate machine, let alone work.
Well I went to work and I completely fucked up. One of the worst days of my life. People looking at me, laughing and shouting. I struggle to take information in. I can't help it. Machine had buttons everywhere, machine kept breaking down, had to do certain things to restart it...went into my shell and just shut down. Anxiety through the ruof..
The boxes were coming out machine all wrong, not coming out cut properly. No fucker would come to help. Just giggling away. I was completely fucked, I was screwed. Felt like a failure.
Working to me is just fucking slavery. Wake up, go to work, come home, have some tea, watch a bit of shite on tv, shower, bed, rinse repeat. Spend your whole life doing that. I don't want to be that guy. I crave freedom. Money is designed to keep you trapped. Keep you in the capitalist system. My ultimate dream is just to be free.
Call centres are more white collar though so snitching happens. Never been a snitch but honestly fair play to anyone who snitches usually the cunt getting snitched on deserves it. I also worked in factories like jammer and there was a strict but unspoken no snitch culture and you just knew you'd get a good kicking if you snitched on any of the lads there for being lazy or taking 10 fag breaks. Nothing against people being lazy either but 99% of the time they were doing it well in the knowledge it was giving someone else more work to do, which is just scummy.
you'd need trillions of years if it were truly just randomness
You're thinking in terms of human scale lifespans lad. For the earliest, simplest creatures, a generation could be less than an hour. You'd have dozens of generations in a day.
Even after animals got a lot more complex millions of years later, you're still talking generations of a few weeks at most.
Sounds like a good laugh pal and you should just lighten up about it. Doesn't seem like anyone else there cared one bit.
The sad irony is you need a lot of money to be free.
Wake up, go to work, come home, have some tea, watch a bit of shite on tv, shower, bed, rinse repeat.
Theres no way people actually do that
BBC has a lot of wronguns. Not paying the tv licence fee to support their criminals. Burn every letter. Parkinson gives me the chills. Never liked him.
This desu. It's a cardboard box factory, lad, so what if the cardboard box machine fucks up, the world isn't going to end.
reckon youre a wrongun
Parkinsons actually gives you the shakes but I get the sentiment
Wake up, go to laptop, post about Shippy all day, have some tea, more laptop, bed, rinse repeat.
Theres no way people actually do that
Hate the fat onions man kicking the printer off the table and the black guy actually working in an office. Truly disgusting the ink cartels are. Only would get a Brother if I really needed a printer that wasn't going to extract money from me every month.
Nah, I may say some shit but I don't go round sticking my dick in the wrong places.
had a good chuckle reading this
Religious types, like the evangelicals you mentioned, avoid my talking points because they know it leads down a path to intelligent design by vastly advanced civilisations. Science loyal thinkers avoid them because it requires some really out of the box thinking and typical folk who follow science are about as rigid in their mindsets about things as the religious are. Although they have no problems believing in things like dark matter, which was just made up to explain why the universe doesn't have as much mass as we expected. My theory for that is that particles we think are massless have immeasurably small mass. Our instruments are nowhere near capable of detecting. But even an immeasurably small mass becomes a huge number when you multiply it by the number of photons in the universe. They already acknowledged that neutrinos have a tiny mass, the number of them in the universe alone could probably make up a good deal of the missing mass they attributed to 'dark matter'.
You can be homeless and backpack to soup kitchens across the country. It may not be great but you have no real worries once detached from materialism. I don't even have a smartphone. I only play vidya because there's nothing else to do. I could easily give up everything.
eva6 watching me play cyberpunk
Takes you about a week to come down from them. First few days are rough. I was on a higher dose it was harder for me to come back down but if you are taking a lower dose he affects might not be as strong. They do work a little bit lad so if you are struggling with anxiety its worth taking them just to avoid feeling anxious all the time. I struggle with anxiety a lot its fucking awful.
Tea leader in 3 years, sector supervisor in 5. Not too shabby really. You?
If this is a real story then my advice is to find a different kind of work that you enjoy. I've had jobs I wasn't a massive fan of, then I've had jobs I enjoyed a lot more. There must be some kind of job where you think "that would be cool, doing that job". Then just apply for it. You might just get an interview. If you don't, then keep applying for similar jobs until you succeed.
Of course they do, I've been in that cycle, and it's shit. I guess you need to find a way to get into a work cycle that you actually enjoy and want to participate in.
Reckon Ruth would go out with me if I had a lot of income. I'm not too old, certainly don't look it like some lads my age.
This thread is always quick to put someone down who's actually had a bit of success in their life.
If we get into a dick sizing competition you'll accuse me of lying. But I don't want to shit on your work or your progress. Just wanted to rib you a bit for your smarmy attitude to your colleagues.
It's from that recent uncle jammers video. I can't help but laugh that he has experienced such a dull life and wasted his best years away. Once his dad gone he is back into wageslavery. He has absolutely no idea what to do. I think he will snap. Some men don't get to have exciting lives.
Lots of people feel that Man on Fire's ending was too sad, but personally I think it's exactly how Creasy wanted things to end. He was a man on borrowed time; one last good deed before he had to go.
I'm still taking an antidepressant, it's just my antipsychotic which I stopped. I want to see if I can manage without the antipsychotic. If I feel too shit then I can go back on it, but I'll see if I can push myself to avoid it.
Anyway. Psych meds are shit aren't they. I often reckon my life would have been better if I had never taken psych meds. It's like a trap which is difficult to leave.
Enjoying this LARP post
He could live an exciting life if he wants. He finds a factory machine anxiety inducing though so perhaps an exciting life isn't for him
I bet you enjoy Leon the Professional too, don't you?
If he can push buttons on his xbox, he can push buttons on the box machine
Ah fair enough.
Some men don't get to have exciting lives.
Some people have more exciting lives than others, sure, but it's still possible to have a good life if you work hard for it.
Or to put it another way, you may as well try your best in life. Put your best foot forward or whatever.
We're all going to die ultimately anyway, so while you have the gift of life, you may as well do the best you can with it. If you fail then whatever. At least you gave it your best shot.
It's an alright movie, but I don't go mad for it the way some people do. The tone never set right with me, too goofy imo.
Nope. He can't. Women aren't interested in men like him. He's too gentle. They want a dominating man in a career, not some wagie in a warehouse or factory. Don't even think he has been abroad. Probably doesn't know how to get a passport. Wait until he gets to the countersignature part kek.
I like the low-key paedo vibes.
Lovely scenic pix n glimpse into different kind of life shppy,thank u for remembering x
What supplements are actually worth taking? I just take a multivitamin but I feel like there's probably better stuff out there.
Nice choices
Well the director did have a relationship with a 15 year old around that time. Only nonces make films like that.
cardboard just flying out of the machine while anon has a panic attack and the other wagies are just pissing them selves laughing
There's a whole youtube genre of dossers walking around fields complaining that they're better than working yet weren't capable of doing it
Xbox doesn't break down every hour.
I know exactly what you mean lad. One of the worst days of me life was on the bins. Agency job. Woke up at five, pitch black, pissing rain, head pounding. Had to get two buses to the depot. My stomach was in knots the whole way because I knew I was on with deanos who rip the piss out of every new guy. I'd already fucked up once, dropped a recycling crate and smashed some woman's ornaments. They never let it go.
I was hungover, freezing, hadn't eaten, boots still wet from the day before. We got this route out in the suburbs, steep hills, long drives, backbreaking work. I slipped on the first path, skint my knee straight through me joggers. They all saw. Straight away, the laughter started.
Then I cocked up the rota. Got the wrong bins out. And the worst part? It was the home of a council boss. He came raging out his house, shouting in me face like I'd robbed him. I just stood there, soaked, blood dripping down me leg, hands shaking. Couldn't get me words out. Brain just fogged.
After that, the deano lads told me to ride in the back of the lorry the rest of the day. Not up front. "You're a passenger now, mate," one of them said. All sniggering. I just sat on that cold metal floor as the truck rattled about, feeling like the biggest piece of shit in the world.
Working's a fucking trap. No dignity in it. Get up before dawn to serve a system that would replace you tomorrow without blinking. You're just a number in hi-vis. I'm not built for this. My dream? Just to breathe. To wake up and not dread the next twelve hours. To feel like I own even a fraction of my own life.
Why even bother writing a post you don't care for answers to pal. If you want to post your little arse image just do it but don't insult us with nonsensical questions like that.
OH MY FUCKING DAYS LAD THIS OLED IS A FUCKING GAME CHANGER THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE
"You're a passenger now, mate,"
Nah I am genuinely curious, I just like that pic and thought it would get my post some attention.
Yeah, what's the point if you're some low iq, unattractive bald man? At least he has children. He wouldn't get any pussy now growing up as a young man.
Once you get those true blacks, you never go back. The only issue is the large panels are so fucking expensive. Wanted to upgrade my 55 inch OLED in the living room to something bigger. Move the OLED to the bedroom and get rid of the QLED in there. Looked it up and an 85 inch OLED is about 20 grand.
I was hungover, freezing, hadn't eaten, boots still wet from the day before
These problems could have all been avoided and made your day much easier you mong lmao
He's right though we spend our whole lives working but it doesn't really do anything for us in the end. Houses? Material possessions? You don't take any of it to the grave with you. And that's if you got a decent job. Minimum wage job you won't even get a house these days. Time is worth more than any minimum wage job pays. I'm fed up of my job but I ended up with credit cards to pay buying useless stuff I don't really need. Would be a lot happier if I was a dosser.
how anyone can stay on benefits for a long long period...must be some sort of secret
Easy really. Just live with mummy or live in housing association flat. Claim disability for mental health (if you're overweight, use that too). Know someone who buys new PS5 games every month and never works.
Get an LG 77"
bit of pussy for me my leeed
gorging on my crumb of pussy
Off by 3, gutted, desu.
Could be a good shout lad, thanks! I was looking at 85 and above but maybe that's overkill anyway.
Work hard to pay taxes just so your money can be given to thousands of brown men living rent free in hotels and working cash in hand. Delivering your maccies on a dodgy bike all while claiming benefits.
And the government wants us white men to have a better work ethic...just go fucking do care work. Clean up literal shit for minimum wage. Oh no we can't increase the wages because that will attract the wrong kinds of people in care work. Cunts.
its really pissing down now is it not
Why not just get a job that pays more than minimum wage?
Never doing care work anyway. DBS enhanced check mate for arrests (no convictions). government should rightfully pay for my existence. they fucked it up on my night walks with their corrupt pigs.
You haven't left your parents house in 10+ years though
That would require competing with minorities and females. White "privileged" men are bottom of the pile for everything these days like education and career training programmes. Enjoy having a new generation of angry incel men, women.
I do the night walks or used to. several times they fucked me up, said I did this and that. beat me up too once and walked away. corrupt.
He can't press the box button faster than a woman
hey ruthmong good to see you, did you sleep ok?
But I thought immigrants and BAMEs were also taking the lowest rung jobs too?
Are there any jobs left in England that are for straight white men that don't pay peasant wages?
I have this for a year now and it's nothing special. I did a lot of research to get the best hdr settings both on the monitor and in windows and everything looks nice on it, but the difference of watching tv/films/youtube or playing games on it, vs. my VA monitor which doesn't have any HDR either, is not really night and day. Stuff looks bright and colourful on the VA too. Blacks are not as black but it hardly affects my experience of watching something or playing a game. Is it an improvement? Slightly. Worth the money? Not really. And quite tired of this high refresh rate shit, there is definitely an improvement from 60hz to 120/144 etc, but 240 is just stupidly diminishing returns especially when your gpu has to do twice the work for games. Why do tthey keep improving things that peaked for the buyer? Are they going to go up to 1000hz eventually? 2000hz? What's the point? May as well just have millions of tiny fiber optic cables streaming the signal instantaneously to a photon display and bypass hz/oled/va/tn altogether and just call it instant refresh.
it's night walk anon right now.
Imagine the size of a box machine that you'd need to produce a box for a 77 inch telly. Corr, reckon that would need two or three lads to press buttons
If you think school is good you're middle class. End of
yeah they take them and keep the wages low. they'll take high up jobs too. too many of them.
Had a similar experience. One of the worst days of me life was working the burger van outside the football ground. Big derby day. Place was rammed. Drunk lads everywhere, singing, shouting, throwing coins for a laugh. I was on the grill, sweat pouring off me, grease splashing up me arms, stinking of onions before I'd even served the first bap.
It started going wrong the minute we opened. Gas playing up, buns going stale in the cold. It was just me and the owner's wife, who hated me. Kept barking orders, calling me "slow," like I was some broken robot.
Queue's building up, lads getting rowdy, someone starts chanting "Where's me burger?" like it's a song. Whole queue joins in. I can't keep up. I start mixing up orders, burning patties, dropping stuff. One guy leans in, grinning like a hyena and goes, "I bet your dad tells people you're dead." And the worst part? They all laughed. Like it was the funniest thing they'd ever heard.
Then I knocked a full tray of chips into the fryer. Oil spat up, caught me right on the wrist. Burned bad. No time to stop. Just wrapped a blue paper towel round it and carried on like some wounded animal. Nearly passed out from the pain.
By the end I was shaking, soaked in fat, freezing cold with a burn blister bubbling up. Took home thirty-five quid and a free cheeseburger I couldn't even look at.
That job made me realise work isn't work, it's degradation. You're not even seen as a person. Just part of the machinery. Feeding the crowd so they can forget you exist the second they're full. I don't want to live like that. I want out. I want to matter.
HEAR YE HEAR YE THE HOUR IS NOW RUTHMONG ROUTINE O'CLOCK AND ALL IS REPEATED.
I would hate to be serving slop to low iq wagies in a metal box on a hot summer's day. The sweat, the smells, the lads having a laugh about stupid shit.
Only got the 48 inch B4 but I'm sitting right in front of it and it's so immersive. Even the grays look better which I was worried about to be honest. Corrrr.
I'm on my new roblox account I'm a professional
Fuckin tell me about it. Had to divert around the A65/Pendle/M65
Is there a cracked version of capcut out there? It does have the best range of transitions and effects, but paying is just a ballache desu.
eva6 the professional
that video where jammer shows his dad with dementia
rough, time makes fools of us all
Not being funny but i had those thoughts many yrs before puberty,,since when my big sister put me in her flower girl dress from mmys wedding n walked me around the street introducing me to neighbours as a wee lassie wirh a lassies name,whuch i guess i enjoyed?nd other things before that,nd when I was sitting in the bath imagining myself as the lassie lion from lion King getting kissed by a guy lion,nd imagine myself as the lassie from bomberman grtting fxed by bomberman,,etc etc i know am not trans tho i recovered from it over the yearsbyt i can sympathise with how it happens to ppl,if som3body had enabled me at 15 I wouldve,i mind bringing up sex changes n transsexuals as they were known to my mam back in the day fishing for feedback n she's like that "why are you asking about this" n I just dropped it for good. There was a UK site back then called beckysweb that was this old troon bloke wandering around in public w his wifes tights on n it was quite novel in the 2000s. I was about 11 then. But am not trans,but i "get it" to sum extent,ive just had enuff time n perspective to understand it was an emotional trauma thing in my case from my dads abuse n dads absence n all the rest of it which doesnt actually make me a different gender,but that takes years n years to understand n it's not easy or pleasant to get there. Thats kind of tip of the ice berg i dnt go into it much frankly becsude its also honestly a sickness that ivr moved on from so its not relevsnt now,,,but its my truth at the end of the day i cnt lie that it never happened.So aye. Xx
I couldn't do it. Stronger man than me. So sad spending your life dealing with death. No girlfriend to support you. No career prospects. It's over for him unless he works it out.
Bet eva6 can afford an OLED
his mum looked fried as well, her whole life just reduced to caring for this living corpse that used to be her husband.
imagine myself as the lassie from bomberman grtting fxed by bomberman
Really enjoyed this. Thank you for posting it.
imagine having to work with a guy like jammers, id bully him too desu
That's why no woman wants to be with Ruthmong. He's a living corpse they'd have to care for now, and he doesn't even have dementia.
144hz, I bought it last summer.
Yeah I'm on that Thursday afternoon wuppagrind. Had a chill one today. Just keeping meself fresh for the weekend because it's gonna be a mad one.
Me? Just got a cheap 55" Hisense
I want to get another dog but I can't go though the whole dying thing again, lads
They are good for the money, I have one too as my 3rd TV
Chinese TV. Probably spying on you.
3 tvs? bit much isnt it
Give it a bit of time my man. You're not ready yet. You will be. Sorry about your doggo.
I don't have a giant eye-cancer monitor because I just have a laptop like a normal non-noncey person. People who are 'into computers' always have insane nonce vibes coming off them. There's only one reason you 'get into computers' and it's because you want pictures of kids.
Got a pint in de lids
One in the living room, one in the bedroom, one in the office for cheeky daytime Playstation or watching weekday horse races.
attempt to book mortgage appointment
only dates available are during working hours so can't attend
Literally trying to sign my life away to kike bankers and it's being made hard. Have to wait 18 days for a mortgage appointment of which there's no guarantee of a mortgage. What are the chances the sellers fuck me off?
Got any tips for this weekend son?
The garry's and barry's of Britain truly are easy creatures to please
it the other way about lad the news stories is always middle aged blokes who werent gamers or anything and it says their laptop and their phone was seized
You finish a hard days graft, you enjoy a couple of pints, simple as.
Is drinking that much actually like a hobby, or a passtime? How is it even remotely stimulating
Jammer not having a relaxing pint after work with his colleagues, it not right
Yes mate. The Irish 2000 Guineas is on Saturday. I'm not generally a big favourite backer, but going to put a few quid on Field of Gold. He lost when I backed him in the English 2000 Guineas and he came 2nd but I think it was jockey error. He's got another jockey now and I think he could win in this slightly less competitive field. I also like Comanche Brave as a long shot, small stakes EW pick in the same race.
In the 3pm at Haydock Park I also have my eye on a horse called Symbol of Honour, 3/1 favourite at the moment. Again, not usually a favourite backer, but a decent double could be Symbol of Honour in the 3pm at Haydock and Field of Gold in the Irish 2000 Guineas at 3:40. Might be worth a tenner.
Keir Starmer surrenders the Chagos Islands: PM confirms he will hand UK territory to Mauritius - and taxpayers will pay 101m GBP a YEAR for the privilege
No carbs or calories for me ta, on a diet. Coke zero and a nicotine pouch will see me right. Who needs ozempic when this combination exists?
You have no idea how low quality the average person in England is, lass. There are vast swathes of the population whose life revolves around 'go pub to drink and watch footie'. Literally nothing else in their life.
Does this mean my woliday to Chagos Islands next year is cancelled. It not right.
It was only after I became much less mentally ill that I started to enjoy simple pleasures like watching football.
This makes me so angry that I'm going to vote for Reform/Conservative so they give billionaires the giant tax cuts that they deserve!
But we're first world, not just in GDP but GDP per capita, how are so many people living low quality lives when we're not even poor, the economical distribution is good too
Idea: euthanasia for old people with dementia
Doubt her life is much more exciting than that either
How is going to the pub with mates and having a beer and a laugh a sign of "a low quality life"? What are you on about? It has literally nothing to do with money either.
After a bit of testing the LG B4 is an amazing TV for 600 quid. Fucking Hell. Tried me 4K Dolby Vision Blu-ray and it's night and day difference compared to LCD. Gaming options are peng as well. Got like a game optimiser doohickey.
Don't you have the money to do more fun things? How are you actually entertained by drinking something, maybe I understand the idea of getting drunk, but where is the fun in just going to place x, and drinking alcohol
For most of my mam's family it wasn't even drinking, although they did occasionally. Her and her parents never worked their whole lives and she still doesn't. They never had money to be regular drinkers so they would just watch telly and smoke, that was it. That was and is their whole lives. Smoking in a chair in front of the telly. Gran's walls are all yellow because it's not been painted in years kek. Don't mistake me, I'm not remotely judgmental. But there's a bit of sadness in that, seems like life should be more than that. Tobacco industry is pure evil when you think about it. And worldwide smoking caused deaths since 1900 are at over 150 million. WW1 killed 20 million at the upper estimates, WW2 killed 85 million at the uper estimates, smoking has killed more people than both world wars
That's fine, but you have to realise that there's a difference between occasionally watching a game of football and literally every single day all you do is go to the pub, sit in the same chair, drink five or six pints of the same piss and watch football on the same tiny screen in the corner. That IS a lot of peoples' lives and it's fucking grim.
We're not first world, lass. Not even close. Our GDP per capita has been falling consistently for years, now set to be lower than Poland's by 2030. Traveling to actual first world countries dispels this notion pretty quickly in most people.
If that's literally all you do, then yes it's a fucking grim life. These are not invigorating, creative, active, productive pursuits. Sitting still, drinking a nervous system depressant and watching proxy tribal warfare red-team-blue-team sportsball is very grim.
We are clearly paying reparations. Why do we have to give the land back AND pay the cunts billions. Absolute bollocks. I bet they are all laughing and partying right now. What a joke.
Nothing wrong with having a couple of pints and watching the footy
It doesn't even matter to me, I'm out of here, but it's like they're living like the proles in 1984, just choosing to blind themselves with alcohol and sports, not realising maybe there could be an uprising or something
No one is saying to themselves "Well I don't have the money to do something more fun, I'll go to the pub instead." It's not about a lack of money. It's about wanting to do that specific thing.
What do you do for fun?
Thanks pal, just put my bets on.
Need to get on that OLED grind. Just think how good pikachu would look with those deep blacks. Oh aye.
I read, I learn, I stimulate myself, I talk to my friends online.
What do you do for fun, lass?
I stimulate myself
Gooner
Starmer is a genuine, true believer in 'International Law'. He really does believe in that fake made up arbitrary nonsense to a religious extent, just like he does with the concept of 'universal human rights' - an equally ridiculous crock of horseshit.
No, stimulation does include masturbation, yes, but I mean like watching stuff, playing videogames etc
Try doing that with a couple of pints, it's even better.
That makes it all the more grim desu. They honestly do have the option and means to do other things, but they choose to spend every single evening in a pub doing the exact same thing, letting themselves get fat and ugly, wasting away. At least they're laughing about it eh? Hahah. Grim.
They're not even shagging their wives.
How frequently do you masturbate? Do you have toys?
Vidya and watching telly vs having a chat and a pint, watching a sporting event, playing a game of pool or darts etc.
What does international law say about importing hundreds of thousands of morally bereft, murderous, rapist scumbags to terrorise our country?
Sad sad little men. Let's play 20 questions with the thread larp all day every day.
Cold sweats atm, need to get some opiates in ASAP
Darts is probably one of the most boring things I've ever laid my eyes on
no comment and yes
Whats sadder? Posting this tripe or reading it?
Every day? You want dick bad its obvious desu
International law compels adherents to follow various rules based on the concept of universal human rights as codified in the ECHR. The ECHR is the main reason why these people are legally protected from consequences or deportations. Starmer on the one hand knows that current practices are deeply unpopular, but also struggles to find a way to address the situation because he genuinely believes that if the ECHR says you can't deport someone then that's the final matter.
All of those things are cheap or free. Don't you have the money to do more fun things?
Does international law not say countries should stop people from making a perilous journey across their waters from their border? Why even have airports and passports and security checks for going on holiday if such things don't matter? Why is no one holding France accountable?
No, I spend money on digital things, which stimulate me.
Ate a wagon wheel and it genuinely tasted like shit, hope it's just my mouth and there wasn't someone put shit in the stuff at the wagon wheel factory
All my daydreams as a wee boy where about me as a lassie but i nvr thought of it as either normal or weird its just how it was.......but my best pal when I was very wee was a lassie 5 years older than me,,byt I was probably meant to be like that "OK am the boy" in our wee games byt usually was other way around it just naturally happened. But fing is by the time I starter 2ndary skewl,,then I was too focused on just surviving life full stop to have any energy left for myself then so I think that saved me from trooning out cus i jst didn't have the mental energy for it dealing w school as well. I will never ever forgive the cunts that forced me to go to skewl nd tortured me in psychic prison for over 10 yrs. But i had to go there sometimes cus they sent trained nonces to my door when i skipped skewl.It was a war every day. The ppl that sent me to skewl n the paedo cunt teachers n everyvody is complicit.For over a decade nd they really would stop at nothing to lock me up in their slave farm. So that necessity stop me from trooning for long enough aka about 25 first years of life to hit sum point where I realised am not a troon anyway i jst had a dodgy upbringing from men in my mams life nd my nervous system is fxked. When I was wee especially I found lassies rly easy to deal with cus I was used to it but men even tho its oribly the reverse in reality have been tough for me to deal w Ive found them to be unpredictable n moody n just turn scary out of nowhere. N I dont rly relate to being a moid. But end of the day I am a moid n nothing will change that. Soooo aye.x
eva6 show us your toys
Best of luck mate! Would be great if Comanche Brave places at those odds. He's a big improver so who knows.
shippy show us your van
So you're saying that people who go out the pub with their mates do it because they can't afford to buy digital things and sit on their own engaging with them?
You are a mong.
Been forced to work for my bennies now lads, not happy about it. They've got me operating a wagon wheel biscuit machine for eight hours a day. Brought in a vacuum sealed bag of my own shit though and poured it into the mix before turning it on, so getting my own back in my own little way.
You only feel intimidated and less of a man then you already are
No, I just don't see how it actually entertains them.
Heavenly papa deliver me frm these evil thoughts x
You hankered for a hunka cheese?
youtube.com
Patting americans on the back about talking bout south Africa white genocide as if america hasnt spent past 100 years n more shoving anti white propaganda down the gob of the whole world classic americans no understanding full confidence
This is my number 1 dislike about Trump, sure, he can bring up some good issues, but goodness, he has no idea what he is actually talking about
Heavenly father let me have sex with an underage girl and let me get away with it
just don't see how it actually entertains them.
that's *your* problem
Our wagon wheels aren't cheese.
I used to bite all of the chocolate off the top, and eat/lick the marshmallow.
Getting paid tomorrow, it lush x
Maybe because different people enjoy different things? Your preferences aren't wrong, but neither are other people's.
Does he not? White South Africans have been attacked and killed for years and politicians there have appeared to condone it in things they have said. The only thing that was dumb was the video he decided to play, there are a lot of videos even on websites like youtube that document the problem in a better way than that silly video he played. Although the video itself did show South African politicians cheerleading the things that are being called made up by the media.
Joan of arc truly knew the score,one of teh classic score knowers nxt to Robert the bruce,james vii,jacobites,,hugh macdiarmid bt id fink joan more than anybody knew the score
Is Trump british? No so fuck off. This is britfeel not yankfeel
Might fart in the next 15 mins
His mother is scottish
eva6 would you use one of those vibrators with an app and let someone control it
Awful bait, dreadful even
scottish and german heritage
Truly the worst
opinions I don't agree with must be bait
people who do things that I don't enjoy must not be able to afford to do anything better
You are such a tedious autist. No theory of mind whatsoever.
Funny how the "thread women" always talk like, refer to things, have knowledge about topics etc that realistically only men tend to know about. Hmmmm makes you think doesn't it!
Am no raging UR raging. You are seething boiling bubbling popping n fizzing u are losing ghe fucking plot me? Am chilling mate x
Scotch
Roblox and Donald Trump?
eva has roused the cuckcord x
The what-what?
Net migration halved in 2024 to 431,000, ONS says
Net migration halved in 2024 to 431,000, ONS says
Net migration halved in 2024 to 431,000, ONS says
Is it a man larping? Grim.
Is it a woman pretending to be le one of the guys to farm attention from low status males? Grim.
Doesn't matter either way does it.
I can understand why she does it now. Her personality is genuinely so shit that she can't get any attention in real life despite having a vagina.
Blaming migrants for your own failures
Labour cleaning up the Tories' mess
My mmy would always go like that I need a big strong man just like that fake trip said jts freaky rly,nd felt like i was supposed to take that place bt I never turned out the right way to do it "I cant do this,I need a big strong man,this is a job for a big strong man" it couldve honestly made me resentful but at the end of the day i came to understand she made mistakes in life jst like me it's jst what happens
Away to see a man about sum strawbs x
I'm genuinely stunned to be honest. Basically solves all the issues I've had with LCD.
that's not a bad idea.
Just had some strawberry nesquik. Not as good as I remember but still pretty tasty. Feels like a load of wasted calories though with whole milk but who cares.
Is it legitimate to insert a stick in a person's rectum?
She was wanting pumped laddy
Ristorante wepperoni wizza and chippy wippies for din dins classic HHL style.
22 billion black hole.
Grim pickings for din dins at b towers for me welper. Mums pulled out some salmon fuckin ell I wish I was having a wizza like you tonight lad.
Mum making nice healthy salmon
"Wish I was having a frozen pizza made in a factory like you welper!"
Shes on that monjaro grind. Im not. Simple as. Want pies cakes and toffees me.
That's why your elderly mother will probably bury you.
Necking that wizza now lid. It lush. You have to enjoy life as you're only here once x
Yeah thats right lad. Welper knows the score.
You have to enjoy life as you're only here once
Does this really make sense as someone who is stuck in a care home in Sunderland? I wouldn't want to spend my one life there.
Welper is waited on hand and foot. He says jump and the support workers say how high. Can the same be said of you?
you sit on your computer and play roblox lmao
SSM get his UC tomorrow. He skint today. He stuck in because no money. He bored, wonely and wepressed in life.
Gonna have some wicken me inteckon ddnlids
HHL is a parasite wrapped in pity, leeching off people paid to pretend he matters. If that's your idea of a good life, maybe you should book yourself a room next door.
Monjaro reminds me of Manjaro. Not even a linuxfag although I tried it a few years ago. Not the worst. Would go with Endeavour OS if I had to choose one these days. Though why bother when Windows 11 Enterprise IOT LTSC exists? Why make life harder for yourself? If it's against Microsoft, you can just install a one click script that locks out everything Microsoft related and enterprise already lacks all the bloat normal editions have. If it's a matter of principle, you are deluded, may as well live in a forest and try to subsist on potatoes and rainwater because everything and I mean everything you consume in 2025 is a product of capitalism and people and companies just like Microsoft kek.
How does he keep getting these expensive things he then sells for half the price, and on top of that drink all the time and go out places, on benefits?
SeasideMARKs credit score is 412. Is that bad? Mine is 620 of that is relevant.
Both of you have bad credit but his is terrible.
Never taken out a loan or been in debt. So it cant be that bad.
i use credit karma but think it has different numbers from other websites
Well it is lad. You said the number and it's bad. Maybe because you haven't used credit. That can give you a bad rating too.
So I need to be a good goy and max out several credit cards and spend spend spend and repay with interest. Ha. What a joke. I dont give a shite about my credit score. Not like Im going to get a loan or a mortgage anytime soon.
You are being watched. The government has a secret system - a machine - that spies on you every hour of every day. I know, because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people. People like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant. They wouldn't act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You'll never find us. But, victim or perpetrator, if your number's up, we'll find you.
Is the government spying on you too right now? Unlikely as you are able to post this stuff.
Does the government watch me poop
Have you ever read a joke on the back of a penguin?
It's an intro lads
youtube.com
been watching those depressing Japanese wagie videos all day as I do fuck all in my comfy wfh job. had a wee nap earlier, went to the shops, made lunch, did laundry, sent a few emails. probs did 45-60 mins of actual work today and it lush x
The government wants you to make a new thread
New thread for post 400 anxiety lad
You got me lol
We don't have Penguin Biscuits here.
I'M THE PENGUIN NOW DE LID
mate why did u lie about not being an other I'll kill u u little fuck
The virgin eva6 vs the hag yanklard