/britfeel/

roadtrip with eva

Total miles driven today: 736

Dadberg is impressed with the OLED. Stuck Blade Runner (his favourite film) on in 4K and gave him a demo and he was stunned. Might download that RDR2 and start a new game.
What you had for dinner, lads? Had chicken pakora strips, garlic bread and jalapeno poppers. Lush. Washed down with a Coke Zero.

Why when there are already 2 threads in the catalogue

They're over 400 de lid the anxiety is palpable.

Sweating in my jeans, might change into some shorts

They're over 400 de lid the anxiety is palpable.

skibidi

It not right what they did to Fatty Arbuckle.

Can't pay? We'll take it away

May 21st, 2001. Johnny Vegas is the only one I had heard of but I recognised the woman off eastenders when she spoke.
youtube.com/watch?v=ypnRLYQWQBY

nice lad. I had some dal I made last week and some rice and thick turkish bread. that dal lasted me over a week.

Clothes washed and dried now garn have a shave and a shower. Yeah, it's a shave and shower on a Thursday for me de lids.

Apu 1798.png - 544x426, 28.29K

shave

you dont have any facial hair other than that pre teen looking mustache

If helper can do washing and clothe drying why doesn't he get a job at a launderette?

you dont have any facial hair other than that pre teen looking mustache

slay

Post your facial hair big man

HelperLad would have a job by now if the tories were still in power

no cap

If helper can do washing and clothes drying why cant he cook his own food?

58xkq0.png - 400x400, 115.75K

If eva6 is a girl why won't she post bobs

Hubris, military adventurism, and trying to maintain an empire without addressing legitimate grievances at home.

The same way all empires fall including the USSR AND USA

big questions being asked this evening

i should of waited for a 27 inch 240hz 4k instead of grabbing a 1440p 360hz oled, oh well :D

i should have*

Should have looked for a job today instead of masturbating

would of worked all my life if i wasn't lazy and had a dad to show me the ropes

Wonder if Eva had an OLED arsehole.

Sperm swimming around Eva6s womb

Wonder if you've ever seen a vagina irl

Not really. Under the tories the bennies cuts would have been softer. Basically all what labour are trying to do but without the 4 point PIP rule. They tried to bring in the 4 point PIP rule in 2016 and failed. It was deemed unlawful and IDS that demon hung his head in shame and resigned because of it.

Ruthlad upgrading his laptop to OLED and sobbing as Ruth's tattoos are displayed in perfect contrast

Ruthlad has the hots for that woman? Ckin ell. She looks like a medieval peasant. Appears 20 years older because of the black plague. Ive seen better looking women at the jobcentre mate.

Cloak and dagger pig fucker Cameron. Hated those front bench tories with a burning passion. Osborne , boris, IDS all of them they will have their place in the lake of fire with the rest of them.

IMG_0990.jpg - 750x709, 153.37K

Iain Duncan Smith is one eighth Japanese

two truths about the Fatty Arbuckle story:
- severely overweight
- extramarital sex

regardless of whether he was 'guilty', you cannot deny these facts.

i wonder if he'll go on Anon Babble and tell us he's Japanese fr fr, not one of us foolish wapanese who just likes their cartoons and WISHES we could be him

If Sean can do his own washing and clothes drying, then why can't he work in a dry cleaner?

Do you think eva keeps her buppence shaved/waxed? What colour do you think it is on a spectrum of bubblegum pink to mahogany brown?

Course I have, lad. Even fucked one.

Just one? HHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. You're practically gay.

i don't think. not because i know, but because i don't WANT to know.

eva6 is a human being. not a piece of meat.

I'm not tlaking about her, I'm just talking aobut her butthole

i want to see one of those new weeaboo 'born a male, but is a lesbian' lesbians, put into a room with a traditional lesbian.
surely they'll argue. i want to see that argument.

well as long as it's divorced from her AS A PERSON, i suppose that's fine.

Is this not slightly unethical? They are people and they need to eat and drink too, surely every human is entitled to some sort of money just to live on if they are not in a good place financially. I assume Sir Keir would never let this happen anyway.

not sure how i feel about teachers get a pay rise. on the one hand, it's nice that they are getting a pay rise. on the other hand, i am bitter and don' think people should have nice things.
it's more complex than that, but this is as complex as i can handle. i'm not in charge of policy or economics.

No? No reason why foreign people should be entitled to British bennies.

it's a thorny issue. on the one hand, it's nice that they are getting a pay rise. on the other hand, i am bitter and don't think people should have nice things.

it's been over 30 years now are we still calling them 'benefits'? it's right up there with 'queer' as language fuckery: this was always fine! they say.

they are SOCIAL SECURITY. you can argue whether migrants should be entitled to SOCIAL SECURITY but 'benefits' is propaganda that would make Goebbels say, 'nah lads that's a bit much.'

He was definitely innocent. Fat lads deserve sex too. Not his fault he was so powerful he crushed her to death.

Love the feeling of having a drink of cold water after brushing your teeth. Cold water is delish as it is, but then the mint from the toothpaste combines with the coldness to make it supercold and it's fucking LUSH.

You swallow the fluoride?

Good evening BritNormie

No, I spit the toothpaste out like a normal person.

The moment they become a financially liability why are they here?

I am another Glasgow anon I could only hope to live in his shadow.

sometimes I swallow it, but it tastes like london tap water

Christ, absolute state of that city, as least Crossy is politically wise

nothing wrong with fluoride.

They are interchangeable lad, typically I would be inclined to agree with you on that topic but the term benefits goes back to 1946 when 'unemployment benefit' was introduced in the 1946 National Insurance act. Though generally yes it and many of the words used in popular media and such are all part of a combined effort to demoralise the average man.

SH-SH-SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BIGOT CHUD NO HUMAN BEING IS ILLEGAL BORDERS ARE A SOCIAL CONCEPT THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BRIT AND A PAKISTANI!!!!!!!

London tap water doesn't taste that good

yeah not saying there isn't precedence or anything, but it's a slimy bit of propaganda. yep, it is a benefit. yep, it has been referred to as such historically. but 'benefits' as the default term? that can fuck right off.

just off to the gratuity centre for my charity handouts.

but borders are created by humans (coastlines excepted) and races are arbitrary
what are your karyotypes? do you even know?

i wish we could all grow up a bit and look at actions rather than identity. or not even identity but like, biology? i don't know. that would include being critical of belief systems and THAT'S where this all gets tricky. it's not like everyone is going to convert to atheism.

Mum said back in the 80s you could walk out of one job and go into another in the same day. Job market is beyond fucked now. 5 rounds of interviews and 7 masters degrees for a job paying 25k a year. Kek.

Gently kissing crossmong's twink feet as I slide his kilt off

it would be nice if there was just some goodies and baddies. but i've met ___ people who are fine and ___ people who are not fine. we all have.

just put a cap on the population based on census data. doesn't matter who that 30 million is, just that there's 30 million of them. we don't have to cull anyone: just wait 3-4 generations. some of us actually CARE about the future of our country, even after our deaths.

Got EU citizenship, an Australian egf, and 100k in the bank. Dunno what to do lads. Shes got family, I dont. Might have to move to Aus.

Corr proper NEET core vibes this room.

IMG_4995.jpg - 1080x867, 274.46K

Name one thing wrong with that room. You can't

it will need some sort of repair from a tradesman

That doesn't seem like much though, no?

It's extremely noncey

Damn, Scott Adams has terminal cancer. The exact same kind as Biden. He thinks he'll be dead some time this summer.

eva6 owes me reparations.

The Dilbert guy? Kek. That guy got cucked by Andrew Tate. He paid to fly her over to Bulgaria to fuck her. I remember when it happened he was frothing at the mouth over it. Used to be a fan when I was a trump tard.

4% of the entire population of the country - 2.65 million people. That is an absolutely mind-boggling number of people in four years. 1,815 permanent new residents day after day after day for four years. And that's on top of us having approximately 1 in 5 people in general born overseas (not specifically the past four years, just overall).

God has punished Biden for not ending the war in Gaza

God is now punishing Scott Adams because he supported Trump

the ultra rich that are paying think tanks to get more brown immigrants in, yeh don't worry about them pal, you're not a socialist commie are ya?

Posing as a father figure for crossmong before I ghost him

Apple are trying to launch smart glasses yet again. Well good luck, I just don't see the market being there. Ironically though I think that smart glasses are probably the only piece of goytech I'd ever actually use because I would give anything to be able to walk down the street browsing my twitter feed without having to look at a phone.

Grandad still spending 100s on his stupid anime gacha games.

Smart glasses will definitely take off, but it depends on when the technology is good enough. There are some smart glasses with thick rims and they look stupid. If you can get a good-looking pair of glasses that can show you useful information, I think that will definitely be successful.

High doses of vitamin C and fasting both cure cancer, but then the global oncology industry worth in the trillions can't patent that. How many people, many of them incredibly rich, would be out of a job if this knowledge became widespread?

Cancer.jpg - 2330x1992, 882.58K

One of the biggest limiting factors is the battery. Batteries are still really big and bulky relative to their power output and capacity, and that's not about the change any time soon purely based on physical limitations of the materials batteries are made out of. Basically necessitates a bit of bulk somewhere, likely on the arm of the glasses which will hide it behind the ear a bit, but still feel very heavy to wear.

Call me when they release glasses where I can walk around and see all the lassies naked. They'll be a perfect combination with my custom wanking trousers with cum receptacle and erection holster.

Me? Shaved, showered and feeling fresh.

Apu 1957.jpg - 743x837, 94.19K

Good heavens sir! It appears you've wandered into a staff only area of the facility. The silent alarm went off the moment you went through the doorand we've rushed to help you! How did you memorise the code? We've got just the thing for that, lots of code-ine (a-ha!) and Midazolam so you needn't worry yourself with passwords. You're safe here de lid, now lets get you back to the residential area? They've put Come Dine With Me on in the common room, lets get you over there!

custom wanking trousers

fascinating

races are arbitrary

This is like saying the difference between a BMW and a Citroen is arbitrary because humans assigned meaning to one and another. Just because something is arbitrary doesn't mean it isn't real

that lad in that To Love Ru was always getting into scrapes like this. why did he not simply FUCK all those SEXY GIRLS??

How do I get pussy? I'm so tired of not getting any.

GOAT manga that is alongside Rent a Girlfriend.

Not believing in racial differences is the ultimate form of midwittery. Low IQ grug understands from intuition. High IQ scholar understands genetics and biology at a deep level. Midwitt just regurgitates political slogans without having any real understanding of the issue

wanking trousers

here i am still using my hand, hate being poor

CORRR! Arrow Video UK got the rights to release John Woo films on Blu-ray, including Hard Boiled (I bought the DVD last year so I caused this).

You're like inspector gadget but gross and lonely

What's your favourite film Evalass?

QRD on Arrow Video UK

qrd.jpg - 400x400, 22.31K

Fuckin kek. Mandatory chemical castration for nonces in prison. How will it be enforced?

Any of the big kubricks, maybe, like A clockwork orange, or eyes wide shut, maybe, its a hard question really.

Can we not just hang these cunts? Seriously all this humming and harring about what to do with them just comes across as moral cowardice at this point. The majority of the public supports the death penalty.

oh it's real. but i don't understand your car analogy. i don't know cars. did we concoct those? if so then i agree.

for god's sake eva6 stop making it difficult to despise you.

John Woo

i remember fuck all about his films but i remember watching a few of them and having a good time. think it was The Killer that everyone proper liked, ex-hitman has to do something, he has a rival, or summat, there are doves, and a fight, i think possibly in a church. cor. THAT'S cinema.

Holy fuck mate this is painful levels of simping.

Eyes wide shut is top 3 for me desu

for both castration and the death penalty i propose we allow it 'by consent'. make it an opt-in.
that way you can have your OWN religious or moral objections to it, but if someone decides, "yeah, i should die for what i did," or, "i should have my sex chemicals turned off," then so be it. struggling to think of any objections here. unless it becomes 100% an expectation that you do it, rather than a choice.

The objection is that they could say no. We want them dead, they deserve to be dead. Might as well make prison sentences 'opt-in', the logic is the same (retarded).

i'm in the most pain of all. i think i just dislike rich people. i'm a male so it would depend what eva6 looks like, for me to experience any romantic/physical/sexual attraction. i am what you'd call a 'demisexual'.
but she has good taste in films. we might get on. dunno. i struggle with autistic people sometimes, as a general rule.

I see nothing wrong with castration, since we do it for dogs and cats, we should definitely do it for rapists and sex criminals, but maybe not for minor offenses, those can be fixed with therapy.

yeah but this is half-way between what we have now, and what you want.
there's every chance THEY want it too and then you can go, "aye too fucking rights you should," and then they get to die and/or stop feeling horny towards kids.

don't know how common it is. i do know one person who worked in the prison service and knew a couple of 'self aware' nonces, hated what they were and what they did. not just slimy monsters.

Republic

I hate pint

A truly 'self-aware' nonce would kill themselves. If they're still alive, then they're not 'self-aware'.

Why not, they sterilize women in extreme cases of like the women keeps murdering her babies and shit

hated what they were and what they did

I'm sure they all do when it's time for parole lad

i dunno, killing yourself is hard (in general). if it's entirely of their own agency, volition, whatever, then 1. do not harm kids in the first place, 2. do not even view such materials (including anime shit) and 3. go to your GP for optional castration PRIOR to any offences.
in a nice world, #3 would be considered a good thing. like good on you mate, you recognised a problem, you took care of it. sorry you can't have a relationship or children, but it's like removing a gangrenous limb.

Bonnie Blue or Lily Phillips

There's a few posters I'd castrate from this thread, nonces or otherwise

Is this "who would you rather castrate" ?

eva6's castration fantasies.

Eyes Wide Shut is one of my favourite films. I love the music as well.
They are a "boutique label" who license films from studios and release them on Blu-ray and 4K. They specialise in genre films but generally do a wide variety. They just released A Fistful of Dollars in 4K with a new transfer. My favourite personal release from them is probably The Last Emperor in 4K or my box set of The Ring films.

Middle class single mothers take it to the next level literally pimping out the unwanted child instead of simply neglecting it like working class single mothers.

I have shows like Frasier and Cheers on DVD in the original broadcast format but they have remastered Blu-rays now and I'm sure they look far better but I'm not fucking rebuying them. Like the Charmed remaster looks amazing but I already have the DVDs in the original 4:3 so sorry, not double dipping.

If I was chemically castrated I'd rape someone out of spite to prove it's ineffective

Me too, I loved the composure as I watched it.

file.png - 702x146, 39.18K

Both these lasses should be crucified on the streets of London for their blatant promotion of degeneracy.

Behave.....n check my time dubs 22 22

ANG22

no kirby that's a bad kirby uwu

Eva6s egg getting fertilised

eva6 what's your psn?

Yesh thas the killer,with his blind gf

I don't know, haven't touched my ps4 in a while.

When did you last touch yourself

we're wiser to this stuff now, i remember when DVDs would come as 'widescreen' or 'fullscreen' both being touted as the better one, but i think people prefer the O.G. aspect ratio.

then you end up with shit like Buffy, but i'd extend that EVEN TO Star Trek and so on. if you can't scan the video effects in a higher resolution, just don't. don't 're do' them. people want to see the old TV series in all its shoddy glory.

re: Kubrick, that whole thing with the helicopter shadow in The Shining? that was from the TV version, was meant to be matted out. Kubrick's perfectionism remains untainted. (the maze effect still looks a bit pish.)

Do you really expect an answer?

Today then. Gooner girl.

How does that make me a gooner?

virgin female

masturbates daily

Yeah that makes you a gooner

Past desmond future desmond

Des.jpg - 1080x849, 142.34K

It's tough with TV shows. Like the Baywatch remaster looks fucking phenomenal but I still prefer my original dvds with the OAR and original music. Sometimes remasters are great like X-Files and the new Seinfeld 4K but I mean it's still unnecessary. I don't need to watch Seinfeld in 4K. So many shows I have the original on DVD (Columbo, MacGyver, King of Queens) only for the cunts to remaster them and expect me to buy them all again. The DVDs look completely fine upscaled to 4K.
Friends are perhaps the most frustrating. The 4K and Blu-rays are the network versions without all the extra scenes and jokes from the DVD versions. Therefore, I would still rather watch my DVDs. I just got the I Love Lucy DVDs but they released it on Blu-ray last year supposedly riddled with AI bollocks.
Sorry for rambling I'm passionate about this shite.

Job centre attendance?

Pre 1961: Twice a week
1961-1980: Once a week
1980-1982: Once a fortnight
1982-1986: Voluntary
1986-Present: Once a fortnight

Bennies.jpg - 1420x2186, 1.09M

wow i can't believe you not only referenced 22s in the post but you also GOT 22 as those digits, in a manner of speaking

very clear.png - 442x168, 3.67K

Do women have a refractory period like men? If I masturbate and cum it isn't really as satisfying until a few days or a week later. Diminishing returns. I am a NEET virgin so I don't know these things.

Don't worry lass female gooners are hot af. What's your favourite toy?

life was different back then. you'd go to the butcher's and the baker's, not just the supermarket. there was less on telly. the internet? you had to wait for the postman to deliver you this week's Prestel on 8-inch floppies. and that's if you were lucky.

you're comparing chalk and cheese. the only thing that's remained constant are the duration of days (24 hours for the Earth to spin) and human nature (1800 kcal/day)

That's so hot wtf. How about weekends

What do you shlick to?

I want to retract my statements

She's embarrassed. Don't be embarrassed sweetie

Thatcher changed after 1985

Too late gooner girl

Is shippy in tonight?

Rohypnol + deal or no deal

Dusty 26.jpg - 735x933, 116.51K

your statements have been stricken from the record. henceforth, any 'lewd posting' shall be met with the harshest penalties.

for a safer /britfeel/, for a brighter tomorrow.

I don't see how forcing people to go to a job centre an arbitrary number of times every so often factors into that though lad. We should just have a universal basic income. No one can complain because everyone gets the same. For dossers, it's enough to live on. For people who want to work, they make their wage on top of it. Who loses? Taxes? Inflation? The economy is made up, none of it is based on anything or backed with anything.

Never going to pack a girl's fudge

Gonna masturbate to the thought of eva6 masturbating before she goes to bed before I go to bed

stop bullying a young woman into sex, you'll just get angry at her for having sex SHE CANNOT WIN

Just to clarify, I'm not a gooner, end of.

going to get you back by masturbating to thought of this, which you should now think about while you're thinking about that, unless you're into that kind of thing in which case i won't, but you should drop some contact details anyway~

i just think it's nice to see young people using their sexual imagination. reminds me of Victorian times. or when you see those pigeons, trying to shag each other, and they're clearly not both into it but they're strutting around like "mate fuck off" "nah c'mon lass" and it's funny

This is why women don't fit into the culture of this thread. Us lads are all unashamed degenerates in one way or another and we know we're all just having a laugh but Eva and Yanklass take it all too serious and put on airs like they're at a 1920s upper class white housewife only book club.

Admit your needs, "I want to have sex"

Eva schlicking her saucy schlab of schausy schezuan labial ligament.

i earnestly agree as long as we have some sort of controls that don't stop gouging or some other fuckery. i don't believe this is an unworkable system. if there's a bottleneck it's just having too many people. not that they can't literally fit on our landmass but they need housing. quite happy for the houses that presently exist to get taken away from greasy landlords with their grotty money-hands.

This is true tbqh I notice it with other "females" on outer r9k.

personalities posting ITT who have been sexualised:
- eva6
- x
personalities posting ITT who have yet to be sexualised:
- HelperLad
- b

All going according2 keikaku for now

i think there came a point where being a pervert online became 'normal' rather than 'fuck off dude, just have a wank or something, fucking weirdo'.

some of us are here for real discussions. i'm not a woman. we CAN just be having a laugh but these people who are sincerely perverts really need to just have a wank or seek some sort of help. i'd say 'or go meet real women' but i don't want to inflict that on the world.

what's the keikaku tonight?
thought it was Tuesday or something but it's Thursday. on some DHCs, me. wish society accepted at least during the hot months we could just order food shopping in at 2am and it's considered fine because that's when there's less traffic and it's cooler and not everyone does the 9-5 lifestyle.

You going your group this week wee man?

Had it a week or two ago unfortunately. It was very uncomfortable.

thank you for sharing. see, /britfeel/, see???

Getting tired, probably will sleep soon, made my lunch for tomorrow too.

Never too late to do a bit of sexualising.

[masturbating intensifies]

Whatever, the posts are deleted now.

What did you make for lunch?

nobody will ever know your shameful secret.

besides it's Friday in less than hour, which is he last weekday anyway. so you'll have the weekend off.

Tiger bread, with butter, and german meats.

Cant say rn desu incase it jynxes,, hopefully its all smooththen i can update tomoz. Its just like me to get excited about something then it goes to shit so am like that,,cautiously excited. Enjoy ur dhcs whos stopping you ordering at 2am? I wouldnt digestion wise. But ive done itwhen i was drinking aye.
Yesh, at 3 o clock tomorrow >:)

homu nyan.jpg - 413x700, 69.24K

Thanks for that. Looks nothing like me but its the thought that counts.

BLlad........

reckon loads of lads in this thread are in gooner discords

Wish I hadn't made it now feel like a bully.

Zero offence taken lad. Dont worry about it. I can take a joke.

I turn 30 soon and at this point in my life I only wank like once a week or two. When I do it's a whole event. Make sure I have a lot of time, have some good videos lined up, edge for a good while so I have a truly explosive cumshot.

Am not in any but i was finking of joining jammers, but going off his youtube comments am too intimidated n shy that its a chadcord so i didnt bother

Dont like it dont read it end of xx

j2.jpg - 1080x1493, 244.18K

Phwoar thinking a trip to Asda in morning, stock up on sloppa for the weekend.

Jammers isn't as exciting as SSM.

Pro-HHL forces will be taking over London and Trafalgar Square tomorrow x

Apu 200.png - 957x891, 201.51K

I was gonna watch a film but can barely keep me eyes open.
Any plans for the long weekend, lids?

Am not a pervert when am not drinking,,cant remember exactly when i last m*sturbated but it must be a week ago or bit more. LAST MONTH it was every single day though. Because i didnt have Anon Babble hahah. Sumtimes i just get in a roll with it n keep going but then it will abruptly stop for ages again n back n forward. Now that ive thought about it this much tho most likely i will later.

Oh its a bank holiday on monday isnt it. Whats the plan.x

Just watched Eyes Wide Shut a couple of days ago and it's great. Can't beat The Shining from Mr K thoughever.

Me? Been off the drink since last Sunday and I'm feeling womfy. Having some mac n cheese pasta now then garn grind some Fortnite.

You're only like this online, actually you only behave like this because you're anonymous on this site. You would not behave like this anywhere else.

Probably fuck all as usual.

Of course not. That's why this is a good outlet to get all your stupid thoughts and musings out you never could IRL. Like when your mummy would say "Do you talk like that in school?"
Course I don't mummy ya fuckin' spanner.

wonder what crossy wanks off to

Sounds like a lack of development since pre-teens.

corr maybe have a likkle wokkle and a bag to celebrate de lid

The mac n cheese wasta has been necked. Was quite nice. Washing it down with another wuppa now.

Cozy Toucan.jpg - 1200x900, 359.09K

Chad will be plunging his bellend in and out of multiple vaginas this bank holiday weekend.

Fucking retards like you always typing out stupid statements like this and it's mind boggling.

My point proven, thanks.

DNS over TLS done on me GNU/Linux with a reliable DNS provider. No more ISP DNS for me logging every domain I resolve. You lads doing this on Windows?

why do we still have bank holidays and why do people ask what you doing on em

just meaningless normie drivel

Rearranging the furniture in my flat because it's a new me.

4830f8.jpg - 1280x1280, 122.18K

Even if you use an alternate dns, those queries are sent unencrypted over the internet. The isp knows every domain you type in still. Fucking ridiculous. That's where tls or https comes in.

Also vpn is snake oil and you're just placing trust in a middle man. Probably worse off with one.

Bank holiday weekends are one big, long fuckathon and you're not invited.

Probably bedtime routines and pole dancing competition videos.

Did you get a stiffy over that questionable scene?

Fucking mong he is. Boo boo my life is so sad. I just expected a good job to eventually come to me. Didn't expect to be working at box factory. Let me walk round nature like the other sad men who did nothing and blame government/immigrants.

Women's pussy must be so dry around men like that. Boring, no ambition, no effort. Their pussy is for Chad who puts a lot of effort into himself for maximum sex appeal.

Which scene? Had multiple throughout both, although mostly Eyes Wide Shut.

Chad who puts a lot of effort into himself

Chad is born, not crafted.

HelperLad will YOU be attending one of the National Strike angry marches?? there's one in Sunderland i think.

The one you know where your eyes were wide open and rewinding it a few times.

anybody else getting drunk on a thursday night?

no but uncle jammers probably is.

If only I could have sex for once in my fucking life. Nah got to be career maxxing for years before even a drop of pussy may be possible. You're only entered in the competition at that point.

Is it ur own furniture or it came with the flat? Must be a pain having to move stuff about when its unfurnished
Not drinking but codeine soon n lots of nicotinr as per

all out of wooze I'm afraid. Would join you otherwise
wissed all weekend though oh aye x

Nope. Sober and womfy me. Just grinding that Fortnite and necking them wuppas.

Apu 1221.png - 646x680, 227.69K

Thast a nice piccy x
Its so soulless now with the indian guy

Tell you what lads, pregbasomething are good tablets. Had 3 of the 50mg tablets tonight, and feelan good. My mate brought some, he's a crackhead, so just gone on his mission now (due to early bennies day), off for a load of crack (for him, I'm not an uppers kind of guy), then he's off to some trap house for weed for me, corr. Got 2 of the tablets left, will get some tomorrow hopefully, and some diazies.
Plan for the rest of the night? have a cap'n morgan and coke, couple of pipes (weed), then head to bed. He'll be up all night (downstairs) getting cracked up.
Great way to celebrate muh achievement of 3 THOUSANDS HOURS OF FUN, WOO.

parteh-420.gif - 942x720, 1.15M

Aye pregab is class

do you feel more protective of younger people the older you get ?
I cant explain to well but lately i've started getting protective of a 18 year old guy i work with and i know its not out of some creepy shit but more out of viewing them as a kid compared to my older ass and seeing them sperg out activates my instinct to coddle them.
I dont feel the same way about people my age at all.

Mmy are we nearly there yet x

I like them over diazies, 100mg was chill af. The one's tomorrow might be 300mg's. Might have to try take some out, don't want to be too spasticated. Big weekend planned for my mates bday (just me and him and his dog), beer and weed tomorrow, and some pregab and diazies, then getting pills form saturday (hopefully, E's), and getting the decks out for a play about.
You got any plans? Did you e ver get a vape mod to try or still with the pens?

Mate's back, trap house was getting busted, kek. Fugg knows what I'll do for weed tomorrow, I'll let future me deal with that (he won't be happy).
Choon for you lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=BXrWrrRjDQ0

Ppl end up taking much bigger doses but 3 of those 50mg like u said always worked enuff for me sometimes add a couple more a hour later or w/e. I had the 300mg ones before n just opened them up n cut the powder in half cus thats too strong for me to take in one go. I think ppl do that dose though it just gives me sore tummy mibbe sensitive to it. But aye its nice. I used to have a prescription but they got weird about it few years ago not had it in ages. I found it pretty decent for my knee as well. It stops working the same if u do it every day though but aye. Quite jelly of ur wee weekend there sounds magic just at home on computer me probs but thats alright.hv a good.one.xx
Tune

Yeah it's going to be a good one. Going on a big lidl shop tomorrowm get soome supplies for banging sasuage and egg mcmuffers (lincolnshire sausages are the most like the mcversions).
It's good sat on the PC. You playing any games> I might get to have a few-several hours in on sunday, but deffo get on it for a bit on monday.

Finking get a ps2 emulator now that ive got my new laptop running n play some old games,, my old laptop had ok specs but it ran like death from age nd just having so much random shite filling up the hdd it wasnt worth trying i keep forgetting i can actually run stuff now,,U got your new PC?x

pregabalin pro tip:
if you cut them open, you can snort the powder inside.

Corr still chasing that first win of this Fortnite season. Got 2 weeks left to get one though.

Apu 1677.jpg - 800x800, 40.94K

Toucans are womfy. Had a Toucan plushie when I was a little kid. They're my 2nd favourite birds after Owls.