The oldest zoomer is 30

the oldest zoomer is 30

Damn we really ARE old, millennialbros.

born in 1998 and i feel old as fuck being 27 now. i've already experienced aging and lost my slim teen body. shit hits you hard, it's true.

since when do they call the greatest gen "builders"

they also entirely forgot about the silent gen

im only 35, i have nothing to do with these old 40+ faggots. im barely older than a zoomer. im still young

Envious millennial leftists don't want someone else being called "great" cause it implies the're not.
Even though the greatest generation: over came the depression, won WW2, created the greatest economic boom in world history, invented the electronic computer and internet (arpanet), put a man on the moon, etc.

Same age and year of birth. The agepill is brutal. I don't get pity anymore, now I'm just an old creep that people try to avoid now

35

You old AF

no because 30 is the new 18

late 30s checking in

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Act your age, retards. Women love wise good looking wise manly guys. Ive met 28 yo zoomers who acted like literal children and women made fun of them all the time. It was fucking sad

women made fun of me when i was 18 too. or when i was 8 lol. incels dont have to play by society's rules because we cant win anyways

Sounds like a skill issue, i always was a gloomy depressive guy but i was functional and enough social to get into groups, even if it was bottom of the barrel kind of groups. In hs i had plenty of hot gfs because i was the "ok mysterious guy". Ive even been told by lefty women that i was a fascist and there was no chemistry just right before sucking my dick. I can feel identified with the incel movement, but really, it takes to little to impress a woman... they are simple creatures, you niggers are always talking about them like women are superior undefeatable beings, no nigga, just interact, observe and learn. Even when they try to make fun of you, you can laught it off and use that in your advantage. The opposite of love isnt hate, its indifference. If they act negatively towards you, thats a first step and you can cash on it.

Honestly this needs to be rolled back....
Wtf Why does GEN X less years than the other gens? Honestly I say that we need to fix this.

People aren't acknowledging how much changed in over the years in Gen Y in all honesty I would call anyone born after 91' a zoomer let me explain....

born in 87'

8 at the start of the .com bubble

people started using computers widespread upon the release of win95

born on during the 3rd generation of gaming, first console was 3rd gen

11 when pokemania hit the states

14 when 911 happened

14 when torrents became widespread

16 when myspace took off

16 when Anon Babble got launched

17 when wow was launched

20 when facebook took off

22 when smartphones became wide spread

25 when tinder came out

born in 1995

the start of the.com bubble

people started using computers widespread upon the release of win95

born on the cusp of the fifth gen of gaming

3 when pokemania hit the states

first console was n64 or gamecube

7 when 911

7 when torrents became widespread

8 when myspace took off

8 when Anon Babble got launched

9 when wow was launched

12 when facebook took off

15 when smartphones became wide spread

17 when tinder came out

People from my graduating class still got married for the sake of getting married, incels were few and far between.

i've already experienced aging and lost my slim teen body

maybe you should try cardio and caloric deficit fatass nigger

i hate time, make it stop

when did nirvana become classic rock

why does everything get faster

please make this, stop, stop, stop

bring back the beach boys, and doo-wop, way before hip-hop

there was elvis and girl groups

drive-ins and little deuce coupes

the zoomers in high school they tell me that i'm uncool

cause i'm still pre-occupied with 19, 19, 1965

and for zoomers under 18, you're considered millenials.

Women like a lot of things except me

The oldest Zoomer is 25 -- or, well, 21 if you go by people who actually had a hand in creating the generational theory.

inb4 some self-hating Millennial goes about changing the years of his own generation again

hey come on now

Not if you're 5'5" with no jawline

Eh, I was born in 90 and once worked with a guy born in 95. Kinda zoomer-ish but still relatable. Around 2000 is when you're dealing with pure zoomers.

wdym less years? aren't all generations 15 years? even on this picture
speaking of, generation betas are being born right now and there won't be new generations until 2040

That's because '95 isn't a zoomer. '97 is generally viewed as the oldest zoomer year and even then a lot of people don't view them as proper zoomers.

This is so wrong. I am 29 and I am a millenial.

i was born in 90 but i always wished it was 89 so i could say i was born in the 80s. i hate my parents for this

You'd still be a 90s kid. I remember the 89 borns trying to feel superior to us 90 borns in class.

Must be nice being physically attractive.

yeah but thats kinda the point. it would be cooler to be from 99 (at least when i'm old) so i could say i was from the previous millennium but i dont actually want to be born at that time

same with 79. i really think that 85-93 ish was the best time to be bornt

But then you have to be middle aged during some of the worst times to be alive.

GOD NO, it can't be

maybe we'll see. i think a good childhood is worth more anyway

I guess so, if I had to take my actual childhood no matter what I'd rather have the ability to support myself from a young age though.

Me too though Im 32. I was ahead of the curve when it came to technology addiction. Spent a lot of time in social isolation, its probably considered kinda normal for younger people. I developed a drug addiction seeing it as my only option since I was too anxious to get a job. I was diagnosed with autism with a high likelihood of ocd (I definitely have ocd) 2 years ago since no one ever considered such diagnosis for me when I was younger and ive been dragged to more psychologists than I can remember since I was 11. At least my childhood was good and school life was pretty ordinary all things considered. Apparently I look about 25, maybe all the sedatives stopped me from ageing. I will likely inherit enough to keep me afloat, for now I am collecting disability NEETbux. Ive worked enough to know I either dont fit in, the stress leads to excessive drug use both at work and home or the jobs I could do ended up being scams essentially. Im high on prescribed drugs every day completely legally so thats nice at least.

It's actually the silent generation who precede baby boomers. The greatest generation were before the silent generation.

Anyway. You can't credit an entire generation with those things you listed. Younger people have done great things too, but again that doesn't mean the whole of younger generations should be credited with those things.

Achievements are won by individuals or typically groups of individuals. Not by entire generations.

i'll say it again
if you weren't a teenager in 2016 you are not gen z
if you were 20+ you're a millenoid
if you were 12 or below you're an aoomer

but no cap bruh i was born in 2007 n shiet im one of yall!

you were like 2 years old when minecraft classic came out, shut the fuck up nigger
little niggers who were in elementary school during covid are NOT the same generation as me, simple as

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If you didn't get cucked out of a normal high school/college experience by covid then you're not a real gen Z

this is fake news
the term zoomer originated in 2018, 2 years before kikevid, and referred to people ages 16-21

The generational cohort obviously existed before 2018 though

If you were aged 16-20 in 2018 you were in high school or college during covid. If you were 20 depending on your school year or 21 in 2018 you got it shortly after graduation and had your young adult prospects ruined too.