Lauriston Castle edition
/britfeel/
eva6's anus
Purchasing weed Online
what did we agree about posting more than one link to the new threadberg?
Waiting for the SSM uploafs
I'm on the train, aren't I?
Well I am, into I?
I'm on the train I'm on the train
And it a lush x
those loud cunts on the train drinking birra moretti
Back home,fluoxetine tanned,,sleepy
Not allowed to drink on public transport
not rite what happen to the tate brothers
Purchasing psilocybin mushrooms Online
Ever been on a train lad
Never been on a train because I have a car
trainlets ITT
Purchasing ketamine Online
Wxy fruit
Didn't know you had a Hidden Disability
Aye cheers for this Welper lad. Appreciate it. Didn't end up doing Mischief Mansion this time, just didn't feel aligned. Walked past it three times though. Heard the speaker crackle and it genuinely said something like "they're watching you" might've just been the blown woofer but still. Slush Puppy (blue) and rollover hotdog combo sounds spot on. That's frequency management, that. Next time I go I'll do it proper. Full lap of the Mansion. Might even bring the Greggs bag with the relics in.
Thinking about the lad at school we all used to joke around with and call a paedo who actually ended up being a nonce. He had the nonce phenotype.
Never been in a car because I have a train
only incels use trains
his local line is unelectrified
Gna charge my old phone n see if numbers saved on sim card,,bc the group got cancelled this week that lassie texted me "are you ok how are you doing" not v good frankly too fragile n sad lately i dont post here either dnt feel like talking to anyone n dont have anything to talk about,,rule number 1 of life ABC always be cute n I cant follow it if am this sad so it needs to end but am stuck for now
Jst the way the triple raspberry white choccy cookie crumbles
I use my bicycle, never use public transport.
that lassie cares about you
Rough anal sex with HHL
never use public transport.
Just had me homemade katsu curry and it was lush. Had with basmati rice and garlic bread. Made it with boneless chicken thighs. Oh my days it was lush, lads.
Gentle anal sex with Yanklass
Gentle vaginal sex with Eva for solely reproductive purposes
Broke the right bumper on my Steam Deck. Bound it to a back button but it's still a pisstake. Fuck sake
for solely reproductive purposes
posted this a few days ago
from the Network Rail report in 2009 about how we should have a high speed rail network
think that graph was basically saying "2025 is a reasonable target, and look, unlike other countries, we don't even have PLANS for more than the current few miles of high-speed rail."
now it is actually 2025 and the no. of miles of high-speed rail? exactly the same ;_;
Lovely hair and feet on that lassie, lad. You'd love my hair it down to my arse and nice and straight and full of volume. Often get mistaken for a lass from behind.
gently rubbing wop's cunt through her lilo and stich onesie
Apparently it's very easy to repair steam decks yourself and the parts are readily available
will Nintendo Switch games come down in price with the release of the Switch 2?
i want physical cartridges and even the daft games that end up cheap in CeX are still full price for their Switch equivalents.
go get Dragon Quest Builders on PlayStation for a fiver because of course. it's old and there's a sequel. or pay fifty quid for it on Switch, because it is a Switch game.
My ex that dumped me a year ago messages me every few months to sort of 'check-in'. Asks the same questions, updates with her life etc.
But why? I don't feel anger or anything, it's nice to see she's alright (don't feel resentment at all, just a wee shrug), but she dumped me and currently live in different countries. Strange
Eva? My love
She probably doesn't even realise she's doing this, but she's keeping you on the hook. Once she falls in love with someone else and she's 100% sure she'll never want you back under any circumstances, you'll never hear from her again. Nothing personal, it's how they all are.
I need to speak to you, my whorish Eva.
95% of the time wanking makes me lethargic, but on the odd 5% of times it actually perks me up even moreso than I was before
will Nintendo lower the price of their old games
I think you know the answer already, lad.
I'd assumed she'd have found someone else by now. I did.
i mean they did, or they just did naturally with the whole second-hand market, i swear all this Switch shite is new. and they've had Virtual Consoles for a while but who the HELL is paying for a bunch of ROMs? stop it, Nintendo.
Ordered some new 4Ks. They gonna look lush. John Huston double bill! Oh aye.
me and a female doing things together
Virtual Consoles
do you reckon they nicked the code off open source emulators or wrote their own
They're charging 80 quid for the new Mario Kart they've lost the plot.
Looks lush mate. Got to have a good spend havent you.
Corr I love that image lad.
going to bed now me if thats alright with you my lads early shift tomorrow for me innit
Nice variety you got there. How many N64 Controllers you got? I got put off eBay due to getting bootlegs a few times.
Breeding Wops
Look at the time. It's time for my beans and cheese on toast with a dash of the ol' Tabasco. What an experience x
don't they tend to have their own emulators for dev kit type stuff anyway?
although going by comparisons, the open source ones tend to be better and all that.
honestly that's fine. GPL is, ironically, restrictive. i get it's meant to be a virus that infects you into forced freedom. but BSD-style licences? Nintendo can (and should be able to) do this. it'll say in a big wall of text somewhere.
The 1 from my 18 bday says
Super son
Aye
Not sure ave lived up to that
N all my bday cards from my granny
Just 2 at the moment. The other one is a backup.
Collecting piccys of jazzles lately. V soothing to look at
Custom fees on that lot must be upsetting
Why does food make everything better?
Depressed? Anxious? Bored? Even happy? Eat something and things will improve drastically
Its only a couple of quid per item. Not that bad.
Had this yday for t but chips nstead of mashed potatoes n chicken nstead of steak pie n sweetcorn nstead of peas,mainly thing in common was gravy but it reminded me of yday
Oh really? I expected like 20% at least
Why does alcohol make everything better?
Depressed? Anxious? Bored? Even happy? Drink something and things will improve drastically
I only like gravy if its bisto or from a chippy Tbh remember when youre wee going out for dinner n its exciting that u can get gravy with everything for me it was cus i luved gravy. Then they trot out this smelly weird muck with onions n random bits in it that look like bits of sick. It put me aff getting gravy in restaurants when i was wee even tho it was my fav, sometimes even wee cafes couldnt be trusted but usually fine
1 shot at life n am a neet that cant talk to ppl
you go to lots of social functions with your family and whatnot?
they can use GPL, how are you going to prove it? shit is compiled and stored on their locked down device that you need to reverse engineer to run "homebrew" software which is illegal in itself. it would be like breaking into someone's house to prove they stole something from you.
Stpdads birthday do nxt month. Everybody coming n i mean everybody.Big commotions. But will be nice to stay in a hotel. Am thinking to myself now ill stay aff the drink is a good idea but most likely will get there n decide i need it.
Fucking get in moi son!
SDR v4 on the way and some sma connectors for my ariel.
You talk to me every day cute wee lad. You ever read Uzaki-Chan Wants to Hang Out!?
Tea time, but food not beverage.
Thanks anon.
I was bit upset on sunday bc my mmy went out on sat night bc it was sum party for a lassie from her work anniversary or something like that. N she stayed in a hotel. N when she left she was saying shes not drinking n drive back early next day but what happened next day was she rang my stp dad n he went gave her a lift back. N then when she got back i said do you have a cold? "No do I sound it" well aye n then she was telling me later about she got to this do and she was aff the drink but then all the other lassies were drinking so she just had gin n tonics anyway. N then i was like, oh right its not a cold its a hangover(i didnt say out loud). Made sense when i thought about that. Am not sure why just made me sad.
columbian flu lad
Nope dont know it is it good? Am dl'ing stuff on my new laptop cus theres nothing on here. Ave got madoka, hidamari sketch,, mirai nikki,n i got steins gate on blu ray. Not seen anything new in ages. Jst watching netflix monging out. Oh ya and i seen snowpiercer other day the film.
Wym?
i mean it's more likely they'd use some open source libraries and then just write their own frontend, as they'd have to do for their hardware anyway. whatever processor architecture and systems it uses.
those rapscallions at the Forced Socialism Foundation tried a compromise with the AGPL, could just never ever touch the code by linking it dynamically instead of statically. that way the licence won't infect your software, so you wouldn't even have to 'hide' anything.
Also got mushoku tensei on my list just bc of the wee blue hair lassie. Oh aye x
AGPL is about network usage, you could put GPL'd code on a network service and get away with it
LGPL is about linking, it dictates users must be able to use their own versions
it's all commie nonsense
He means yer mammy was railing lines of gak lad
dead thread since homosexual drivel mong got banned (presumably for posting Sean's full name)
Head is done in
Shower and bed
HALT
Hungry angry lonely tired
Oh right. Doubt shes ever done drugs desu. I could be wrong but I doubt it.
What skill do you lads have?
I can play guitar and sing at an intermediate level.
Speaking of codeine time
Night
Still not as big of a nonce as Shippy
I started reading it I enjoying so far. You like Bongs other films?
shippy can speak several languages
Anime, manga or LN? I prefer manga the most but it's originally a LN so some people throw a fit if you read the manga first.
Anyone here ever been up Snowdon?
No but I've been up Eva's arse.
I'm very good at Quake 3 and Starcraft
spliffington = lit
we dont wanna see no more bloodshed
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watching a thing on youtube about purple aki
hearing reports helper is a nonce?
big if true...
mad to think Doctor Who ends in less than a week. how do you do write an 'ending' for Doctor Who?
they can't even do the Byker Grove 'it was all a TV show, all along!' thing, because they already just did that a few episodes ago.
maybe Dr Who goes back in time and CREATES the TV show, so it's all one big loop.
Gaping Eva's arse, crawling inside and setting up camp for the Winter.
mad how they killed the franchise with forced DEI
nah he and Yanklass have a thing, she's older. although she could be a noncebeard.
I add 2 tablet. Parasite only one ave seen i fink. I cant rly remember much about it bc i feel like those couple of months got re-written by covid lockdowns after. But i think i liked it. Am jst at a loose end lately jst staring at the ceiling n waiting for the day to end.
6 million ways 2 die ch00se 1
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Is the Silent Hill 2 remake worth playing if I already know the twist/endings?
It honelsly does look awful desu. I havent seen it since the lassie one. My fav doccy MATT SMIF
i just find it funny at this point. they're actively trying to wind people up with it, so nobody wins in the end.
sometimes it's batshit insane too, like Davros just isn't in a wheelchair any more. i never even saw it as 'a wheelchair'. but it's offensive to have evil mad scientists as wheelchair users (???)
maybe it ends with a huge torrent of racist, sexist, homophobic, and ableist abuse.
Same desu went back to bed today for like 3 hours. Just cba with life today it seems.
Woke demake
yeah it was just fun i liked the fairytale vibe. and Amy and Rory were cool characters who actually changed over time and whatnot.
British telly is going down the shitter
Remake San Andreas but make CJ white so it's not racist.
Where Were U in '92
In my mammys tummy,happiest time of my life. N then being borned. Oh aye.x
keeping on with zomby
one spliff a day keep da evil away
light up, tune up and mong out
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I fink abime so her voice is in
Shy boys dnt get sweets x
ganja tunes
this is for wub fanatics
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I'm definitely more Le Chiffre than Bond
Aged white cheddar, Gouda, Edam, Gruyere, Dubliner, or Manchego sir? Chance a goats cheese or something blue would be more to your fancy? We've some succulent salami and crackers for your delectation my lid... a chorizo or some country ham? Perhaps a wee snifter of some opiates to help you drift off to sleep? A benzo or too to help round off the night perhaps? Gwarn, cheeky valium and cheese never hurt any lid did it?
readin blood meridian and thinking that its mad how different life was back then, life being cheap and brutal and im here with my boring office job that sends me to sleep most days mid shift, a life thats largely tedious and uninteresting. Imagine being in a shootout with comanche indian, killing one and slicing his scalp from his head to sell for some dough, madness, the addrenaline must have been immense.
forever love this tune
its an odyssey
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and the jannies are covering it up... makes me sick
Pop me in a envelope n post me tae 1998 so i can dae things right this time x
immense ambient d AND b
spark 1 up and enjoy
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me and a female doing consensual sexual activities with one another
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE BRITFEEL!
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This country hasn't felt like home in at least 15 years to me
wubwubwubwubwuuuub
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Stupid game crashed the second I was about to finish a quest -- kill me
If you bully Helper he will call the police on you and you WILL go to jail.
At last you write to me! You must have given that naughty little cunt of yours a most ferocious frigging to write me such a disjointed post. Fuck all you can out of me for the first night or so but make me get myself cured. The fucking must all be done by you, darling, as I am so soft and small now that no girl except yourself would waste her time trying the job. Fuck me darling, in as many ways as your lust will suggest. Fuck me dressed in your full outdoor costume with your hat and veil on, your face flushed with the cold and wind and rain and your boots muddy, either straddling across my legs when I am sitting in a chair and riding me up and down with the frills of your drawers showing and my cock sticking up stiff in your cunt or riding me over the back of the sofa.
Fuck me in your dressing gown (I hope you have that nice one) with nothing on under it, opening it suddenly and showing me your belly and thighs and back and pulling me on top of you on the kitchen table. Fuck me into you arseways, lying on your face on the bed, your hair flying loose naked but with a lovely scented pair of pink drawers opened shamelessly behind and half slipping down over your peeping bum. Fuck me if you can squatting in the closet, with your clothes up, grunting like a young sow doing her dung, and a big fat dirty snaking thing coming slowly out of your backside. Fuck me on the stairs in the dark, like a nursery-maid fucking her soldier, unbuttoning his trousers gently and slipping her hand into his fly and fiddling with his shirt and feeling it getting wet and then pulling it gently up and fiddling with his two bursting balls and at last pulling out boldly the mickey she loves to handle and frigging it for him softly, murmuring into his ear dirty words and dirty stories that other girls told her and dirty things she said, and all the time pissing her drawers with pleasure and letting off soft warm quiet little farts behind until her own girlish cockey is as stiff as his
Gna start posting sexy rangers lassies cus it reminds me of certain ppl
Does anyone know what the sad soft piano song in the background of the first minute ish is? 00:19-00:40
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Honestly mental how much better my life would have gone if it werent for that 1 thing going tits up
got wops wearing my lettermans jacket and she is now my best gal
My little whorish Eva oh aye
So poetic n accurate missed digits
I pulled myself off twice when I sniffed your farts x
My sweet little whorish Eva
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your posts. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Eva's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Eva will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore's glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth.
Goodnight, my little farting Eva, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better.
Same. Just want my old house back.
think anon fancies eva
Fucking hell lad. Pack it in.
Honestly mental how much better my life would have gone if it werent for being born
I'm practising HTML and one of the tasks on the course is building a blog with a film review. Have any of you lads got an Apu that's a movie poster?
maybe it's not an Apu, maybe it's not make-believe, this here was actually a surprisingly decent documentary.
it not your fault de lid
make the most of it
Have you seen the episode where they go back and meet the Beatles and it ends in a Hairspray-like musical number?
I'm a music nerd and I think it's just a lo-fi piano track with some basic chords that can be put in the background of a video.
He's got 'is Pidser, it'll do! I just need to wait for it to appear on DesuArchive and I can link image.
I've heard it before, ages ago.
Have you seen the episode where they go back and meet the Beatles and it ends in a Hairspray-like musical number?
yeah the actors looked fuck-all like them, they couldn't get the rights to any actual music (fair enough), and an actual diegetic in-universe musical thing about there always being a twist at the end because of Susan Twist is weird WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RUSSELL T. DAVIES
we could have had a comfy time travel adventure show, i guess at some point he decided stuff he likes just goes into Doctor Who. the 80s/90s showrunner kinda did it too. more gay, camp, 'aesthetics' than those silly old well-written stories.
I don't wanna play anything out loud now, 'cause I'll wake people up but Shazam is usually good for obscure things like that.
Tried it, it won't work probably because of the creator's speech, and the lacking amount of music.
Sweetheart, answer me. Even if I learn that you too have sinned perhaps it would bind me closer to you. In any case I love you. I have written and said things to you that my pride would never again allow me to say to any woman.
My darling Eva, I am panting with eagerness to get your replies to these filthy posts of mine. I write to you openly because I feel now that I can keep my word with you.
Don't be angry, dear, dear, Eva, my little wild-flower of the hedges. I love your body, long for it, dream of it.
Speak to me, dear lips that I have kissed in tears. If this filth I have written insults you bring me to my senses again with the lash as you have done before. God help me!
I love you, Eva, and it seems that this too is part of my love. Forgive me! forgive me!
Bed sheets changed
Dnt know whats the plan tonight. Maybe just sleep soon
Anyone ever watch them tv channels that would play music videos with a chatroom on the side and mongs were paying like 5 quid to type a 10 character msg
If they wanted to cast someone with his physical look, the dude that played Alan Johnson would probably be a MUCH better shout.
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I'll try just making it in Ableton if you want.
come on you cunts lets have some aphex acid!!
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corr, i remember them, can't remember what they were called probably something like hitz tv. back in the day my apu ran up a phone bill requesting songs on the box
whoops, I posted the link at the bottom then remembered there was a much better option.
Even the way the speech works in something like Peep Show is naturally a bit closer to the dialogue structure of peak modern Doctor Who than current writing.
I remember watching music videos on Viva (freeview 21) after school, or 4Music (freeview 18)
I remember my dad crying in rage when they ended teletext
It really did have an aesthetic all to it's own. There was a lad in a Discord that used to make a Ceefax news headlines summary of the the day's thread in photoshop.
that Barry Boozler was such a smug cunt whenever i didn't get his questions right
email them and ask
Some fuckers graffitid BLM near where I live and I wanna spray over it but knowing me I'd get caught and done for a hate crime.
someone put a free palestine sticker on the cash point and i scraped it off. fuck palestine.
Cannae find ma wee thing reeee
Aldis wonky strawbs taste better to me thab tesco organic strawb desu
Corr lads heres a tip for you. Put extra sugar in the peanut butter jar tastes even better.
Also love it when scum resellers lower the price of their games. Keep going lower.
I enjoyed that game. Cracker
unironically just had some feta
propa good fiss
Bit of Fortnite then off to watch The Empire Strikes Back in beddingtons. Shame I didn't get any snacks at the shop earlier. Should have but didn't.
Thinking of buying some older consoles and modding them. Put an ODE in a PS1, Harddrive mod for PS2 etc. I don't trust buying CD game nows, too many scratches and stuff.
watch The Empire Strikes Back in beddingtons.
Corrr, good idea lad
Be me depositing a turdington just now
Said turdington becomes stuck in the pipe again
Frustrating, is it not? Phwoar
Frustrating, yet easily solvable. And so i did solve it
softmodding an original xbox with the cable swap is fun. cex sell the ps2 network adapters for 40 quid, the mod software is very stable though, i had issues with a bunch of games not loading, only works with small IDE hard drives as well iirc, at least on the xbox original an ide->sata adapter works and you can use an ssd, 2tb fits the entire collection of games
Gies peace man x
give peace a chance, britfeel
phwoar
decent-arsed kittingtonshire diss one
hairfta be uttered
The last time i mind when i didnt feel scared n anxious all day long is probs in tenerife christmas 2000 w/ my mam n w/ my wee sis and i got game boy colour that year as well lime green colour one. But if id known while we were on holiday that we were on holiday bc my mam just sold MY precious home nd a year down the line we wouldnt be living there any more. I wouldnt have enjoyed that holiday at all. She knew that the whole time. Thats mad.Thats the diff between being a wean n growing up. Apart from that n since then ive been in a bad fucking mood.
Yeah, I'm watching all the Star Wars films right the way through. Looking forward to rewatching the prequel trilogy again.
Can't sleep. Physical health maybe worst it's ever been. Thinking about them piglets from my dream the other day. Cute little piggus. Don't feel so good for the prospects of my eternal soul at the moment so I don't.
Mammy am on universal credit
Farded meself just now, did i not
Huth pleads guilty to FA charge
I think that was him playing 'cock or no cock' on Twitter, what a lad.