/britfeel/

Eva's tits and arse

Eva's distinct farts

Ruthmong should be subjected to scaphism.

Emily's plump arse

Pulling out Eva's prolapsed anus and using it as a sleeping bag on a cold winter's eve.

Damn, looks like this is the active one, shame because I was the lad earlier talking about PSEBSs. Funny to see it being used as a thread edition.

eva6, why did your mom send you lunch money when you work full time

Having toothache as a shut-in is torture. All I can do is sleep and take the paracetamol.

How would it be better if you weren't a shut-in?

time travel back2 Xmas Eve 2002 x lying in bed trying to stay awake to hear Santa x the streetlights glow gold through the curtains
mammy it's me x it's 2025 x Santa doesn't come anymore x just letters from the DWP n bad dreams xxx

Tooth pain the worst pain I ever had de lid next to tearing my frenulum.

welcome back mister feets

Travelling back in time just to tell my mum I'll die a virgin.

Might get a blowjob to distract him from the pain

In bed with a tub of Haagen Dazs Strawberry Cheesecake and an episode of The Inbetweeners on the go. Life doesn't get much lusher than this.

I had an episode of some pretty mental toothache and let me tell you the last thing I wanted was to be touched in a sexual way.

Performing a blowjob with an infected abscess.

If you have toothache you should see a dentist

Corrrr! Eva's fleshy prolapse is made reality thanks to the power of AI.

Can't, no dentists are taking NHS patients - too many immigrants taking up all the spots and I can't afford private.

I drink two pints of milk a day. My shits are horrific, but my bones are strong as steel.

A late beans and cheese on toast with Tabasco, but welcome nonetheless. Four meals a day is the way to go dee lads. Eating like a king.

Wow you must have tried to register with loads of local NHS dentists?

All the ones near enough to get a bus to since I don't drive.

Why would I want to settle for an old woman over 30 at this point in my life?

Why do you doubt him? NTA but I've been trying for over a year and none of the dentists I can reasonably get to are taking NHS patients.

How's the eyesight going lads?

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Take better care of your teeth lads. Brush after every meal, floss, mouthwash, etc.

...yyyyes? dentists are notorious for being full up

Flossing is bollocks lad I brush twice a day and have never had any issues.

Chorleywood bread also contributes to bad teeth because it's way tougher and chewier than naturally fermented bread like sourdough.

Since you know so much about bread why has there been such a rise in commercial sourdough bread since COVID?

The nanotech requires sourdough microatoms to work at full strength

why has there been such a rise in commercial sourdough bread

THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE YEAST! *badum tssshhh*

No but for real people got more into home hobbies during covid and baking sourdough is one of them. People realised sourdough is the best, got a taste for it and now companies are trying to capitalise on the new surge of popularity.

Plapping Emily's fat arse like a wild caveman

Getting nonce vibes from the other thread

I theorised it was due to the war in Ukraine and a lack of a certain ingredient or something. You never got Sourdough loaves a few years ago and now the supermarkets are full of them.

Nah, the Russo-Ukrainian conflict temporarily disrupted the flow of some flour products, but nothing major and it's totally bounced back at this point. Nah the sourdough craze was kickstarted by people looking for hobbies during lockdown. It's fun and easy and importantly very cheap to start and also there's a bunch of people on instagram and youtube who post bread videos, sourdough has a surprisingly big following online. It's genuinely great to see. Hopefully one day chorleywood will be a thing of the past.

contacts here lad, 0.75 in the right, 0.50 in the left

Interesting knowledge my bread autist. What supermarket bread (non bakery) would you recommend as the nicest?

I don't know, she cares for me I guess.

Anything that's naturally fermented, but unless it's a bakery you're probably not going to find much. Look for stuff that doesn't have either calcium propionate or potassium sorbate, they're the two most common bread preservatives and are disgusting and indicative of some kind of chorleywood process.

Just buy sourdough when in doubt. Personally I like the ones with olives in.

one gilf sexo please

not him but yeah that's why, she cares about you and it feels nice to treat the people you care about

It's bcause you're underage, you don't work, you're off this week for half term

I usually buy heavily seeded bread is that Chorleywood slop?

You watching that Nonnas on Netflix, eh? Corrrr. Been reading about Vine Vaughn lately apparently he's a massive alcoholic and always making a tit of himself in public.

I mean I'm not, my mother took this week off too.

Done anything poductive so far this week?

yes, 99.9% of bread is chorleywood. even specialty/artisanal breads are actually chorleywood

As I said I got my hair trimmed, but not really, I did go to the cinema, but I haven't gone on a walk or something.

Fucking Hell me lid why isn't this on the news if they are actively poisoning people with slop bread?

Using a Dolmio jar as a glass.

When's your Dolmio day, /britfeel/?

because they're not. chorleywood has saved millions of lives. it's dauglish bread that was slop. i suggest you educate yourself on the chorleywood bread process, here, take a look
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorleywood_bread_process

are you a bit socially awkward, lass?

if I had the chance id walk around cmbynames lad garden all sweaty and hot freshly shaven waiting for him to take me from behind before cooking me dinner x

Yes, very, I avoid most social contact, I was at the co-op today, in the meal deal section, and a man was infront of the mains section, and I wanted to get my BLT, so I walked around the shop until he moved.

Why do you want rid of the Chorleywood process then? Very mixed signals from you Breadlad.

i don't lad you're getting confused with someone else

Aggressive anal with Eva

be confident sweetie, use your words, "excuse me", that's all it takes, you can do it!

Oh I see. There was another guy on here recently giving off about the Chorleywood process and how it has ruined bread and is terrible for you.

same with anything lad. some are elitists and want "real bread", some want something other than genetics to blame for their IBS, and none of them understand why the process was needed in the first place, classic chesterton's fence situation.

tfw no bread gf

Gonna pull an all-nighter I reckon.

Had a shower then necked some hot dogs. Buns are lovely n fresh, only got them today. Might have a few more now.

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Lads, would you buy a car in this situation lads?

be me

girl I'm friends with wants to buy a car for 4.5k from Facebook marketplace

drive her there

pretty poor area (up north) but it is what it is

drive into a gravel car park near the house

guy comes out says he owns a couple of cars and he's selling them all

he's enthusiastic, very friendly, says he's had no problems (MOT has only minor fails in past few years to be fair)

car looks fine, she's excited

say we'll come back tomorrow to pay in cash

he asks for a deposit but we don't have any cash

go there today

his two sons come out and start chatting to us

one of his sons starts telling me all about himself, where he lives, how he bought the car for his missus but she didn't take to it

really chatty and I'm cautious

I ask if I can check windscreen wipers (forgot yesterday)

get in and engine doesn't start

guy selling it says he's never had that issue and the battery is drained

apparently it's been sitting there for 1-2 weeks unused (in warm weather) and the battery is drained

they push it backwards to open the bonnet

gets his other car and hooks it up

battery won't charge

his wife and some other woman come out

she starts saying how she's been driving it and it's fantastic car etc

makes me feel like the stories of who owns/drives it don't add up but not sure if this matters

guy has his hands on his head and his entire family are coming to me to tell me how great the car is etc

I say we have to go (true story) and he says he's gonna to get a new battery

texting us in the car to say it was a broken jump lead and battery is fine now

fucking hell lad i cant be arsed reading all that just buy the car

bloke in dominos commented on my aftershave when i collected me pizza. weird. versace eros is nice mate but you've got to be a puff to be commenting on how another bloke smells. won't be going there again. stopped going to the chippy for the same reason, middle age woman always saying i smell nice, like yeah i do but it's for me not anyone else stop smelling me

nah mate its fucking fucked. if anyone tells you they're selling a car because their missus didn't like it they're selling you a bag of shit

not yet, only found out about it in Anon Babble tonight, will never say no to sarandon

Do we have a womfy night by ordering a Dominos and watching a film? I'm thinking yes.
Medium extra cheese pizza with Dominos herbs
Garlic Pizza Bread
Fanta Lemon
Not sure what film yet. Any recs would be appreciated

It's a 90/10 in favour of them being rip off merchants. Quietly offer her your advice then whatever she does, you can be a smug git if she ignored your advice and took a crapheap of a car

Dogtooth. A wonderful film for the entire family.

I doubt him because he's known for excuses and not action. I don't doubt you lads, I'm sure a lot of them are full up. For him though, it's all just an excuse to do fuck all.
Don't believe you.

Explosive new Shipman DNA evidence proves his innocence

Explosive new allegations rock Judge Rinder and leave fans devastated

what was you banned for mf?

Already watched Dogtooth. I watched it the first time when I was a young lad when it was randomly airing on Film4. Left a huge impression on me but I didn't recall the name of the movie until like almost a decade later when I went through Lanthimos's filmography. Great film

Startling discovery made in search for missing sausage-dog leaves internet in tears

I'm watching Star Wars: Return of the Jedi in beddingtons later. Get on that Star Wars grind HHL style when yoru wominos arrives. Might get one meself this weekend.

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Oh nice. Yeah I got it on DVD it's one of my favourites. What else could I recommend for you? What kind of films do you like?

At the moment, I think I'm looking for something fun that I can just switch my brain off a bit and enjoy

Hobson's Choice is one of my favourite films if you've never seen. Absolutely delightful from start to finish. Very funny too for the era it was released.

listening to Midnights on vinyl desu

and i wake with your memory over me, that's a real fucking legacy to leave

Gen Z boss and a mini cooper

I haven't seen it. Fuck it I'll give it a go. Thanks lad
Haven't watched the original trilogy in many years. I'll watch A New Hope either later on tonight or next time I do a wizza and film night

eva6 do you actually drive a mini cooper, why aren't you a fiat 500 girlie

tfw no fiat 500 gf

they always strike me as the biggest slags

Explosive new footage shows eva6 fleeing the scene in electric Mini

Eva drives a 2 year old bentley

Just had a wot woodle, a wustlers quarter pounder burger and a can of wepsi wax. Oh aye. All full up now. Proper NEETmaxxing snack that is. Hope everyone is doing well tonight.

Would you cry if your IQ was 82?

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Please Yanklass just a sign of life, im really worried.

poor lad. got to feel bad

Pigeon roastie used to have an Abarth (basically the same thing)

i had to do one as part of a pre-sentence report, only got 110 but i was high af

cuddling witf eva

This is the horror that Shippy refuses to face

This is most people on the internet who think they are smart, usually liberal redditors. Massive numbers of pseudointellectuals on the internet. In general life off the internet they are noticeable by randomly saying things out of context or unprovoked about any given subject, like they are constantly waiting for an opportunity to sound smart. Real intelligence doesn't need to flaunt itself. Kind of like old money vs. new money, I suppose.

don't put me in the basement when i want the penthouse of your heart desu

marrying eva6

My IQ is 148. Not bragging, just a statement of fact

Realistically Hiro gave up on ads to keep the website up a while ago and is paid nicely for handing user info and posts to some AI company. May be an anonymous imageboard but it can certainly group posts by who made them and that would be a lot more useful than randomly scraping

Shippy is old money become poor and BN is poor become new money

Sister said smth in group chat about Crossrail n i thought she was on about me. Yikes man

shitting on evas tits

Yes I am old money.

What test and how was it conducted?

Shippy is old money

148 iq

old money

knows multiple languages

drives a van for minimum wage

something doesn't quite add up here lads...

Cattell B, Gifted and Talented in school. I came 2nd place out of 300 in my year group. The girl who came first went on to go to Oxford

Someone I work with went to Eton

corrr bet they had you mastering backing in to a loading bay in a ford transit in year 3

Got a good chuckle out of this post

sorry lad but real iq tests are administered by psychologists

Not. Into. Scat.
The most I would ever ever do is urine.

Why yes, my IQ is 148, what gave it away?

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two weeks on Anon Babble and you're already a degenerate. hot desu

Real IQ tests

Massively overestimates intelligence in people good at abstract visual problems. Have you ever taken the WAIS-IV? That's a much better test of actual usable intelligence.

Well, if you're into nappies, HHL is always available. Of course, his nappy is a medical necessity, not a fetish accessory, although he has been known to enjoy being ridiculed for the size of his willard (or lack thereof) during his changes.

Have you ever taken the WAIS-IV?

No

The most I would ever ever do is urine.

Phwoarr

So you've mastered the toddler's shape-matching exam but dodged the grown-up one? That explains why you're still clinging to the Fisher Price version like it's a Nobel Prize.

HHL is AWOL tonight. Bet he's doing his wollocks right now. Impassively awaiting a wollocks update.

Kevin and Perry Go Large

I've got nothing to gain from doing your mong test

The motion that a ball makes downhill

Yes you do. This.

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Might print this off and put it in my record of achievement folder

Has officially passed the /britfeel/ mong test, being a certified mong

The motion that the ball makes around the wheel.

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Fucking lost it with that filename. I've pretty much given up trainers completely now. Keep imagining your disapproval any time I'm tempted to put them on

tfw unironically got a pay cut today

kek- Shall be polishing my black brogues for my second interview on Saturday.

You've been doing your wollocks haven't you, little lad? I can smell it from here: the acrid stench of overdone wollocks.

Nope. No wooze today. Got me new bedding all sorted and a few other stuff done so I'm feeling womfy.

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Head like a bean an the IQ of a water melon.

Creasing at this. I saw the signature and for a minute I thought I'd made it.

orchestral manoeuvres in the dark: on

beer: poured

sky poker: open

I'm thinking it's a ponce kind of evening.

Corr

Only garn hairfta be finkin' bout dem kittingtonshires

Am I not

he has been known to enjoy being ridiculed for the size of his willard (or lack thereof) during his changes

youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E

Bet this makes the SPH crowd absolutely rock hard when some joker puts it on the pub jokebox.

>orchestral manoeuvres in the dark: on

very based de lid, might have to have a listen to some myself now

why don't intelligent people become physically fit? surely they of all people understand the benefits.

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if she won't detonate nuclear bombs in corporate headquarters with me I don't want it

It's payday for us hard workers keeping society running. For the dossers out there it's just another day of the week.

we get enough exercise carrying our ginormous brains around all day lad

corr

would love to instantiate the inseminationburgh on a proverbial British redhead slag

propa phwoarrin'

just had a nice chicken and cheese butty if anyone cares

Society has pumped the price of pussy so high that the government sees fit to pay me over one thousand pounds per month in benefits rather than just let me have sex.

Bought this game from eBay and when it came it had this massive scratch on the box. Not good enough. Sent a message to the seller and sent it back. Like that song on Phoenix nights send the buggers back! Send the buggers back! These arent the ones I wanted so send the buggers back!
youtu.be/eCbfAK6g4vs?si=jxR6dtPRbg5KlIy2

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fannyflation

I care lad. Put a bit of lettuce and mayo on as well. Oh aye.

for me it's Short Dick Man (Club Mix)
youtube.com/watch?v=iLfk6pE5shE

'maxi singles' fucking hell the 90s were a mistake

phwoar

even now

one contemplates and cognizes the spending and spooling and dousting of ropeburgh over the inseminal recepticle

corr

finkin anudda 180 atleast before enrollment into the masturbationshire

Got windows 98 se running well recently on 86Box, which blows other vm software out of the water because it can emulate a bunch of different old graphics cards so games can run properly. Emulating the Matrox Mystique 220 gpu from 1997 and two 3dfx Voodoo 2's in SLI. For the CPU it's an Intel p4 and 512MB of RAM. It runs flawlessly. I used the iso from github.com/oerg866/win98-quickinstall which is a very well patched 98 se that runs and works out of the box, internet worked right away when doing LAN in the 'connect to the internet' and folder share is seamless for moving over old apps and stuff. Got resident evil 1 installed from the original iso from 1996) and it runs flawlessly. Might put tomb raider, final fantasy 7 and final fantasy 8 on it at the weekend

Ruth isn't dating no short dick man

Corrr, that sucks, lad. I usually just let that shit slide because I can't be arsed dealing with the returns process. My John Ford limited edition box set was dented when it came but I honestly couldn't be arsed going through the return shit. I love the old Yogi Bear show how's the game?
Corrrr, love pre Windows XP.

That's pretty much how I have my GNU/Linux desktop setup. Taskbar at the bottom, full window titles in the taskbar buttons. Don't need to change. It just works.

The Data (Use and Access) Bill introduces an undemocratic and dangerous legal framework that allows data protection rules to be rewritten and weaponised against anyone

today it is transgender people, tomorrow it may be migrants, trade unionists, or any other category

oh no

She would date me if I was in a good financial position.

Mammy. I sleepy.x

Go across this all the time in my mmys car,George v bridge next to it that is

No pussy no work based. There is zero reason to work if you can't get your sexual needs met.

Too bloody hot. Fucking wet too. 62 percent humidity. It not right.
Need a humidity check ASAP, lads.
Thinking about that V for Vendetta film and have concluded it's actually not a very good film. Some entertaining sequences but the script is bad. Natalie Portman is totally miscast too.

Me nd my mmy on that m8 going braehead wew aye

Space theme is quite nice. Like that you can put desktop icons wherever you want too, it doesn't forcibly aline them into squares like modern windows

Phwoaaaaar and am all welpered out after that vidya sesh. Garn beddingtons now.

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I hope it doesntgo over the top hot again tho. It was too much.

Pentium 4

cor give it some hyper-threading lad, go on..

Na night Helper cya in't mornin' lid.

What sound card you using for Quake, lids?

so many little things in Windows disappeared gradually that i didn't notice they were gone. i just assumed the whole tiles/align to grid check box was always still there.

here, get yourself in the window customisation options: set the blue titlebar to MATCH the grey frame. gives it this whole free-for-all, who-knows-which-window-is-in-focus? mysterious kind of vibe.

Its time to get liminal n space out on my bed n give jiggy puff a wee cuddle x

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This is the one it's got, the sound blaster 128. Remember having something very similar on my first PC

I think ive drove on m8, if so its the only motorway ive drove on. Havent drove since 2016. But aye............ive deffinitely done dual carriageways........freak out if i think about it too much. The ford focus i was in was so smooth n easy to drive it was like playing gran turismo with a playstation wheel, or more like GTA going by my driving am i right. However i struggled to drive a older car n kept panicking cus you can "feel" that youre "driving a car" more know what i mean. So i overthink it. Dont fink am in a state to try driving again. Failed the test multiple times already. x

You get your Kirby yet big man?
Sound Blaster. Corrr, takes me back.

You know things are bad when you're nostalgic for Windows Vista and the Aero theme. Shieeeet.

I must admit this LOOKED cool.
Do zoomers even know how to use a computer?

Ruth does.

that looks shite.

switch to jungle theme, set the colours to hotdog stand, turn all the text to this font. do it you coward.

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Zoomers will never know the thrill of downloading the latest Linkin Park album on Limewire only to be greeted by a virus that bricks your PC, european hairy vagina porn, some amateur bands EP or some VERY ILLEGAL materials.

nowadays the mere mention of ol' r@y g' probably gets you put on a list. i'm not typing it, that's like saying 'bloody mary' into a mirror.

still wish Weird Al wrote songs about bombing Iraq tho, he went soft

Do zoomers even know how to use a computer?

Quite possibly not, even the smarter ones can't grasp simple concepts like folders. There appears to have been a general IQ increase in the population since around the 70s judging by how retarded a lot of semi-boomers are compared to proper old boomers from the 50s and before who could probably tell you many things about a lot of different subjects. It seems to have went back down again since the millennium

give p diddy the death penalty imo

PS5 turning me bedroom into a furnace. Bloody Hell. Not much ventilation since I double layered the blackout.

Kek. Such a simple concept I don't know how they couldn't grasp it. Not like it's fucking DOS or anything. I kind of taught myself how to use the computer back in the day by just fucking around but I guess smartphones have eliminated a lot of that aspect of stuff nowadays.

Blew my mind the other day that P Diddy is the same person as Puff Daddy. Always thought they were two different people lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=W9OjkHJdQJ4

what FOOL thought this baby blue nonsense ever looked good? i get moving away from everything being grey or beige - that looked old and industrial. Apple's sleek white makes sense. Vista's glassy look makes sense.
but this is just ABYSMAL.

Windows XP Media Center Edition was the way to go. that's how XP should have looked in the first place.

I have an autograph from when he was still going by Puff Daddy that my mum got from him at a hotel he was staying at. Might be worth something if he is convicted.

In that beddingtons now. Too tired to watch a film just gonna watch some YouTubes on me laptop then sleeps.

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I want to watch the lion king w my pal n go saltcoatsw my pal n her mum x

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Mmy i miss windows xp
Mammy how can u cuddle me when I dont have a job x

Royale Noir, baby.

(Zune is fine too.)

zune style

I actually fucking owned a Zune and you know what? I liked it.

Mymmy am a drug addict in the future
Rememberwhen granny used to say i spend too much time on computer nd id be like that so what at least am not away drinking n taking drugs like every body else
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i spoke too soon

The world famous glasgow rangers I wanted to join thr jaffa club but my mam said not allowed bc am a taig la la lalala

Mummy, can you hear me?
Mummy, can you see me?
Mummy, can you bring me tendies tonight...
Mummy, are you near me?
Mummy, can you hear me?
Mummy I would like them with honey mustard...

My pathetic sad life as a cute neet in modern britain x

Fuck me it warms tonight.

Is there any point working if you're only retarded enough for minimum wage slavery?

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I see no point working. I am quite clearly surviving without the need for holidays and consumerism.

Didnt even play it kek. I Was that annoyed I just put it back in its box and sent a message. He deliberately hid the damage by not showing it on the listing. Sending it back tomorrow.

Minimum wage work doesn't get you max housing benefit rate or reductions in council tax plus lots of other things so it makes no sense to work. Being NEET is just more sensible from a financial perspective when the only alternative is minimum wageslavery.

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You can get your account banned if you intentionally mislead with your description and pictures. What a prick.
Oh aye. Sleeping on top of the duvet for me de lid.

Got me new 4.5 tog duvet on and it's a lush. I'd be sweating under that 10.5 tog one I had on last night. That fucker has been bagged up and put away until winter now.

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Lad Ruth wouldn't date you if you were a billionaire. You don't understand women at all.

jus kickin about nae aggro nae fightin nothin just havin a laugh

i don't want to be here

i want to be there.

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So these posters in jobcentres are all a fucking lie to deceive us into slavery?

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Nah no way. I'd make her an offer she couldn't refuse with all that money. My personality would be different.

Is that where they shot the godfather 2?

don't think i need anything at all

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Those trainers with that dress...why?

Cannae find ma wee hing. Raging

Found x

I don't think I can ever be normie post 30. If you haven't worked it out by then, you most likely never will. I'm still just as upset and mad I can't get any.

Post 30 is a liminal space

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Just waiting for some cancer to end it all at this point. Refuse all treatment. Natural selection.

Totalbiscuit went to chemotherapy with low success rate nd it makes you v sick nd nauseous to go instead of just staying at home, nd he died anyway. Its hard to imagine when i already cant get out of bed without a disease. Am not suicidal anymore, if the doctor said i have cancer i wouldnt feel happy about it, but i cant imagine putting in much effort to survive it either. Saying that bc am always tired and low energy ive thought "this must be cancer" constantly since i was like 20, nd am still here, some ppl get cancer when theyre 20 or kids n some ppl never get it. But stress doesnt help.x

Liminal dreamcore vibes in the house tonight x

Time for some shut-eye nows.

Nighty night to all the sound lids, don't let them aliens bite x

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Reminds me of butlins in Skegness. I learned to swim there. My uncle just threw me in the water. Lol. It worked tho.x

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Would like this drip for myself, v cute

Ave had my big coat on outside past week,,like its winter again. But last week was boiling.

Are jazzles liminal? I fink yesh

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Fuckin back is absolutely killing me. I woke up with back pain today and it feels like its spread out all throughout my body. Not good lads.

The wee boy on my street that looked like Malfoy trailed along with me n my pal that was a lassie 5 yrs older than me but i dont think those two relaly connected so it was like a awkward trio bc i liked him n i liked her individually but when theyre together it didnt seem right. But i dnt remember if i knew him before her or if he appeared bc of her. Bc we all played pokemon n she was like the pokemon queen for trading n stuff like that bc her dad was the guy on my street that chipped playstations n burned CDs n stuff like that, which seemed like total magic at the time n now you know it was lit just a mod chip and downloading .iso files n stuff. Anyway what i find strange is just bc he knew me n her he also got a N64 but i wonder if that was really because of me. But i was the only one on my street with a N64 before that as far as i know. Bc HE who wont be named got one. So it was just normal for me to play nintendo actualy it never felt like the "alternative" until about ps2 days. But its kinda nice that i ended up having this other wee guy that played zelda n goldeneye n stuff cus other than that it felt like nobody else here knew what that was. But it was kinda unfortunate cus he did end up bullying me later on so its like a mixed feeling. But overall i guess it was good. The thing is hed had a sega mega drive n stuff before that so i dont fink he was anintendo guy. Am not sure. Me n him completed ocarina of time sitting in his mams room from reading a walkthrough off the internet. When i found walkthroughs i coulnt believe that now i can complete all these games just by looking it up. Ave always been quite shit at games in a way. Like i loved computer games but i never rly finished them nd ive always been bad at puzzles in games n stuff like that. So aye................thats how i ended up on gamefaqs forums all day,,i loved that place n i wrote a few wee things but only bc i played smash bros melee that much that i became good at it by osmosis

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Glad I grew up on Nintendo stuff. Even when my brother got a ps2 and Xbox 360 I still stayed on Nintendo. Id play Windwaker over GTA vice city any day of the week.

I wanted to goto smash bros tounranemt in IRL, when i was 11/12, but mam said no. I was that hype that one was even happening here cus on the internet ppl mostly talk about american + japanese ppl playing smash. But there was actually two decently ranked melee players from scotland which was pictish_freak who played pikachu, nd Decadent_One that played bowser. But aye i wasnt allowed to go bc i guess it just sounded dodgy which i cant blame her. Its just funny cus now ppl think of the smash community being full of nonces n rapists n i nearly went off to hang out with them when i was 12. Thats really a perfect age for being into gaming and its normal nowadays but i think generally most ppl on the gfaqs board was like around 20, over 16 anyways. I think thats the only competititve game ive got properly into before well apart from halo 3 n cod mw.

Really want a cat but the DWP wont let me have one. You get penalised for owning a pet while on PIP.

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gotta say it's your emotional support cat you dig you dig

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Whats funny is that I had 3 friends as kids. I owned N64, GameCube. Another owned the original Xbox and another owned the ps2. And every day they came around to play the GameCube that was the preferred system. Out of the 3. We did play stuff like halo 1 and 2 and GTA and stuff but smash bros and Metroid prime 2 was where it was at.

Their bullshit twisted logic is oh well you can look after a pet so that means you can look after yourself. Demons.

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Lad at work gave me some amphetamines yesterday and I can't fucking sleep. Feel like a million pounds though.

Late night posting is kino. Heres a good one for you.

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Wrong one. I think this one is better.

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Mines really is
Ive read that touch starvation is cured by pets as much as ppl, at least it helps
I notice am much lower stress when my kat hangs out with me a lot n when she sleeps w/ me i sleep better
But as well just having some living creature to stroke n feel their breathing n stuff does something that when i think i will die without my cuddles my kat puts that day of death forward 1 more day like i can cope if shes here for me
My mums always kept cats since my first 1 Lucky that was a black cat that could open the front door outside by jumping onto the handle
But there was a chunk of catless time between my last cat which was a boy cat too n my current one which was my auntys cat that we adopt when she passed away
Nd u definitely feel the difference, the house feels so empty, nd life feels empty
Cus when theyre always there you take it for granted a bit like a cat is part of the furniture its just always there in the background even when shes outside am thinking about when shell be back
But then once i didnt have one, i didnt know what to do w myself.
Toxoplasmosis for me n i wouldnt have it any other way.xx

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thought of wxld from the op pic

bought the resident evil 2 remake and been playing it for a bit, im fucking wank

joined a daft Smash Bros free-for-all game at a convention once, played Toon Link with the lil controller they gave me, thinking he'd be like Young Link in Melee, whatever.
barely did anything the whole game, everyone else is doing their fancy grapples and that, eliminated one by one. didn't want to do whatever the fighting equivalent of 'camping' is so i gave it a good go, and in the end i actually won. people who knew each other were saying 'who's that? who was Link?' my mate said i should have said something but i felt dead shy. was just a fluke if anything.

years later i did play actual Melee with a flatmate and her gf and they knew what they were doing and i got absolutely curb stomped. swings and roundabouts innit.

Gna have sum toast nd contemplate for a bit
I found that game rly hard too desu am not good at any of them though

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Reimu? whoever made this image is a wrong person

you never see women building houses

Checkmate Ruthchud

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if you ask me, the ruins of Britain is the house that Thatcher built.
but don't ask me. ask them.

Why didnt that anon mention Aftersun is scottish? I thought itd sounded boring desu but ill give it a go now. "dept q" on netflix today as well which is in edinburgh

I'm a resident evil vet. Re2 remake is the hardest one on standard difficulty.
Scariest one too imho

In Spain right now gents. Can't sleep any longer it's too hot. Oh well. Gunna fire up the switch

Fk it wan mer wee codeine n then i call it nighty night soon

bored and horny
what is going on britfeel

Fuck being a slave. You can't make me work.

thanks lids, tried the remake of the first one and just gave up after i couldnt find out where to go right at the beginning in the mansion, should probably just give up and go back to stardew valley i think

shes also not wearing shoes, its literally a female ruthmong if he had a job

Took my codeine to Spain lol
Can't buy it here so planning to wean off it by the time I'm back in the homeland.
Them desert mines in stardew. Those flying fish things always the death of me. Id recommend sticking with re2 if you enjoy it, it's one of the best survival horrors

need to complete my 'Jeffrey Dahmer arc'.
don't actually want to eat people, but in for a penny

desert mines

heavens no, lad, ill stick with my snowy winter night fishing thanks

Boabby in the fridge

What u playing on switch?x

Ik its not spain but,,appaz in Mexico n places like that you can walk in to pharmacies and buy codeines,valiums,over the counter for money, sounds lush

The sewers in re2 remake was too brutal. Nd the lab type place. I didnt finish that game. But i finished RE7 which was probly a bit easier but too scary for me as well. The DLC on that game is fucked up. But i was proud that i finished it at least.

Just playing some slay the spire.
I have a switch 2 waiting when I get back. Will have to find something old or new to play on it tho.
Aye I believe you can get pretty much anything within reason in Mexico just by walking in a shop. Not sure what to think of that desu

Admittedly, i *am* somewhat of a spacker

same here lad
*bes a spacker*
see

Occasional reminder half of the men on earth literally have pussy handed to them on a plate

literally have pussy handed to them on a plate

i hope not lad, that sounds like some ed gein shit

Arranged marriages are the norm

fanny and chips from the local chinky

slay the spire.

i've played that one! it's a corker

aeonly reminder that the current human population is descended from twice as many women as men. this was true in the Stone Age, it will be true in the Star Trek future.
as you were.