What are your standards for a bf/gf, anon? For example, height, smoking habits, weight, etc etc

What are your standards for a bf/gf, anon? For example, height, smoking habits, weight, etc etc

If she kills herself im in love

loves me and wants to marry me and is caring

so shamefully low that I wont bother listing it.

doesnt cheat

knows how to cook

knows how to clean

doesnt pull a "no u" when i catch her doing something bad

knows how to regulate her emotions like an adult

doesnt shit test

waow none of them

My GF must be

6'0+

chain smoker

200lbs MINIMUM

Unemployed

hookup post

Idc about appearance. We don't have to agree on everything, but I'd like someone kinda like-minded, partially because I feel like I'm unlucky and surrounded by people with worldviews that are diametrically opposed to me. So it would be nice to have someone who has mostly the same core values as me...

I would also want him to be empathetic, patient.. very patient. I'm retarded, so I don't want him to get angry at me. I genuinely try my best. I'd also want them to share similar interests... that's a huge thing, I wanna share experiences with him (like my hobbys)

I'm not even in the right place for a relationship, like I said, I'm retarded. I do like to think about tune possibility though

normal looking

is nice to me and others

isn't too fat
no STDs
will cuddle with me
is female (biologically female)

Remember this: people who think all women are le bad have no place feeling lonely/sad that they don't have a gf. That's like feeling sad that no one is stabbing you, it's deranged.

Be happy that you're alone, kek.

normal looking

What is that according to you?

dont be a landwhale

dont be a lying piece of shit

the bar is set in hell

please list it anon but be honest

obviously i don't think they're *all* bad, that's statistically impossible. im just being pissy :/

this is so cute. i love you anon please keep being that way

Central Asian weeb girl

me but with a pussy

Mostly not being very overweight, chubby is ok.
I know that many people struggle with their weight nowadays but I just can't accept the mindset that a woman that's not overweight is an automatic 10.

i love you anon

I hope to hear this from a real partner one day... still, thank you, anon

me too, anon, me too. but, in this forsaken place, all we can do is give each other a little bit of hope.

wants to hug me
100% loyal and devoted to me
no smoking or drugs

that's about it i guess

no physical ones?

cute and wholesome and we'll gonna make it and get ourselves a husband or wife

Be white, be overweight, don't cheat on me. that's all i want out of a woman

LITERALLY ME but a woman. My stats but she has XX chromosomes and a joocy pussy.

im kinda sad tonight so ill post my ideal gf

slightly chubby

height doesnt matter but itd be cute if she was taller or smaller than me

takes care of me because i neglect myself (but i dont neglect others)

homely and likes baking

curious, understanding and empathetic

likes cats and enjoys moments of peace and silence

my race (white)

not short

no cigs

thin

not recessed

virgin, counting oral sex

has her own interests and opinions, not a pickme

is nice to me at least half the time

Yep! I'm dying alone

i don't have an ideal for physical ones because i can ignore or demand a lot of things depending on the girl
i didn't put it as i thought that i'm supposed to be attracted to her was a given

i dont like how unfair connections are and how people get filtered and i dont care about anything superficial anymore, even gender/sex.
i just need a human being to be close with and they need to be as interested/caring/clingy as i am, thats it.
ideally someone as much of a recluse as myself, not needing outside connections, so that we can enjoy eachothers company forever.
but someone caring is not easy to find at all in modern society

kindhearted selfless hopepilled person who will save me

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nice cat gif it has been stolen

Tall (but only bc I'm also tall, desu I'd even go out with a boy shorter than me bc I'm lonely and don't really gaf), brown hair, smokes cigarettes but not weed, thin, slightly autistic

Don't be fat (yes even though I'm fat myself)

Be my age or younger (I am 24 years old)

Be a virgin

Don't be an asshole

That's pretty much it, if I ever had a gf that meets these standards I will be willing to die for her, I will not die for an old narcissistic roastie tub of lard

How tall are you? You can't say you're tall without specifying.

fine if you're losing weight, if you expect a thing girl while staying fat you're retarded

I would literally date you just because you're a tall woman.
t. lanklet

schizoid, anti-social, misanthrope

pale white skin

black/brown hair

likes art (Paintings, film, music, theater)

wants kids (Adoption is fine too)

bodycount below 2

because you're a tall woman

Why are you assuming it's a woman? There are a lot of gay anons on this board.

fine if you're losing weight, if you expect a thing girl while staying fat you're retarded

I want to lose weight but I refuse to be with a femoid that will only want to be with me if I wasn't fat, I refuse to change myself just for some dumb roastie bitch.

You're not even a person if you're fat

no tattoos

no smoking

no drinking

no children (but wants them)

no furries

not into rap

has to tolerate Christianity

doesn't care about height or financial status

chubby / fat

ass isn't misshapen

willing to shave armpits

I'm a girl (bio that is) and like 5'9 - 5'10

What are your favourite movies?

Height?

Not a dwarf

Weight?

Not obese

Titties?

Big

height

My height

smoking habits

Wants me to quit

weight

100lbs even

etc

Not obsessed with ambition

etc

Ddlg enjoyer

Gone with the Wind, The Jewel of the Nile, Memento. Too many to name. Last movie I watched and thought was great was Amelie.

For a girlfriend

White

Not jewish

Catholic

No taller than 5ft4 or shorter than 5ft1

Large natural breasts that aren't saggy, E cup is standard

Small areola and nice pink nipples

Fat ass and wide hips

Nice innie coin slot vagina

No cellulite

Tight waist

Can't have dated more than 2 other men

Cant have dated or been with any non whites

No mental illness

Wants kids

Is healthy and fit

Dresses and behaves modestly

Act likes a slut when I want her to and only for me

No tattoos and only ear piercings

Doesnt do drugs

Is a good team player and partner but knows Im in charge

Supports me when I need it

Cooks

No male friends

wants to live a nice quiet life in the country and raise a family and have a small hobby farm with some animals

well I've been off the market for years now but as a kid in middle school I sorted it out like:

Minimum Requirements

female

not fat

has some level of emotional awareness

empathy

Recommended Requirements

female

in good shape

strong emotional awareness

resigned empathy (ie they may not understand it themselves, but it matters to you so they care)

good understanding of how different the genders needs and wants are

they don't care who's right or wrong but worry more about how to fix problems out right

surprisingly to me I got a girl that had all the recommended preferences in late high school in-spite of all my friends shitting on me for how unrealistic that was but I like to think that happen because I kept eating glass looking for a good gf/wife and didn't just simp for anything that might take me.