What are your standards for a bf/gf, anon? For example, height, smoking habits, weight, etc etc
What are your standards for a bf/gf, anon? For example, height, smoking habits, weight, etc etc
If she kills herself im in love
loves me and wants to marry me and is caring
so shamefully low that I wont bother listing it.
doesnt cheat
knows how to cook
knows how to clean
doesnt pull a "no u" when i catch her doing something bad
knows how to regulate her emotions like an adult
doesnt shit test
waow none of them
My GF must be
6'0+
chain smoker
200lbs MINIMUM
Unemployed
hookup post
Idc about appearance. We don't have to agree on everything, but I'd like someone kinda like-minded, partially because I feel like I'm unlucky and surrounded by people with worldviews that are diametrically opposed to me. So it would be nice to have someone who has mostly the same core values as me...
I would also want him to be empathetic, patient.. very patient. I'm retarded, so I don't want him to get angry at me. I genuinely try my best. I'd also want them to share similar interests... that's a huge thing, I wanna share experiences with him (like my hobbys)
I'm not even in the right place for a relationship, like I said, I'm retarded. I do like to think about tune possibility though
normal looking
is nice to me and others
isn't too fat
no STDs
will cuddle with me
is female (biologically female)
Remember this: people who think all women are le bad have no place feeling lonely/sad that they don't have a gf. That's like feeling sad that no one is stabbing you, it's deranged.
Be happy that you're alone, kek.
normal looking
What is that according to you?
dont be a landwhale
dont be a lying piece of shit
the bar is set in hell
please list it anon but be honest
obviously i don't think they're *all* bad, that's statistically impossible. im just being pissy :/
this is so cute. i love you anon please keep being that way
Central Asian weeb girl
me but with a pussy
Mostly not being very overweight, chubby is ok.
I know that many people struggle with their weight nowadays but I just can't accept the mindset that a woman that's not overweight is an automatic 10.
i love you anon
I hope to hear this from a real partner one day... still, thank you, anon
me too, anon, me too. but, in this forsaken place, all we can do is give each other a little bit of hope.
wants to hug me
100% loyal and devoted to me
no smoking or drugs
that's about it i guess
no physical ones?
cute and wholesome and we'll gonna make it and get ourselves a husband or wife
Be white, be overweight, don't cheat on me. that's all i want out of a woman
LITERALLY ME but a woman. My stats but she has XX chromosomes and a joocy pussy.
im kinda sad tonight so ill post my ideal gf
slightly chubby
height doesnt matter but itd be cute if she was taller or smaller than me
takes care of me because i neglect myself (but i dont neglect others)
homely and likes baking
curious, understanding and empathetic
likes cats and enjoys moments of peace and silence
my race (white)
not short
no cigs
thin
not recessed
virgin, counting oral sex
has her own interests and opinions, not a pickme
is nice to me at least half the time
Yep! I'm dying alone
i don't have an ideal for physical ones because i can ignore or demand a lot of things depending on the girl
i didn't put it as i thought that i'm supposed to be attracted to her was a given
i dont like how unfair connections are and how people get filtered and i dont care about anything superficial anymore, even gender/sex.
i just need a human being to be close with and they need to be as interested/caring/clingy as i am, thats it.
ideally someone as much of a recluse as myself, not needing outside connections, so that we can enjoy eachothers company forever.
but someone caring is not easy to find at all in modern society
kindhearted selfless hopepilled person who will save me
nice cat gif it has been stolen
Tall (but only bc I'm also tall, desu I'd even go out with a boy shorter than me bc I'm lonely and don't really gaf), brown hair, smokes cigarettes but not weed, thin, slightly autistic
Don't be fat (yes even though I'm fat myself)
Be my age or younger (I am 24 years old)
Be a virgin
Don't be an asshole
That's pretty much it, if I ever had a gf that meets these standards I will be willing to die for her, I will not die for an old narcissistic roastie tub of lard
How tall are you? You can't say you're tall without specifying.
fine if you're losing weight, if you expect a thing girl while staying fat you're retarded
I would literally date you just because you're a tall woman.
t. lanklet
schizoid, anti-social, misanthrope
pale white skin
black/brown hair
likes art (Paintings, film, music, theater)
wants kids (Adoption is fine too)
bodycount below 2
because you're a tall woman
Why are you assuming it's a woman? There are a lot of gay anons on this board.
fine if you're losing weight, if you expect a thing girl while staying fat you're retarded
I want to lose weight but I refuse to be with a femoid that will only want to be with me if I wasn't fat, I refuse to change myself just for some dumb roastie bitch.
You're not even a person if you're fat
no tattoos
no smoking
no drinking
no children (but wants them)
no furries
not into rap
has to tolerate Christianity
doesn't care about height or financial status
chubby / fat
ass isn't misshapen
willing to shave armpits
I'm a girl (bio that is) and like 5'9 - 5'10
What are your favourite movies?
Height?
Not a dwarf
Weight?
Not obese
Titties?
Big
height
My height
smoking habits
Wants me to quit
weight
100lbs even
etc
Not obsessed with ambition
etc
Ddlg enjoyer
Gone with the Wind, The Jewel of the Nile, Memento. Too many to name. Last movie I watched and thought was great was Amelie.
For a girlfriend
White
Not jewish
Catholic
No taller than 5ft4 or shorter than 5ft1
Large natural breasts that aren't saggy, E cup is standard
Small areola and nice pink nipples
Fat ass and wide hips
Nice innie coin slot vagina
No cellulite
Tight waist
Can't have dated more than 2 other men
Cant have dated or been with any non whites
No mental illness
Wants kids
Is healthy and fit
Dresses and behaves modestly
Act likes a slut when I want her to and only for me
No tattoos and only ear piercings
Doesnt do drugs
Is a good team player and partner but knows Im in charge
Supports me when I need it
Cooks
No male friends
wants to live a nice quiet life in the country and raise a family and have a small hobby farm with some animals
well I've been off the market for years now but as a kid in middle school I sorted it out like:
Minimum Requirements
female
not fat
has some level of emotional awareness
empathy
Recommended Requirements
female
in good shape
strong emotional awareness
resigned empathy (ie they may not understand it themselves, but it matters to you so they care)
good understanding of how different the genders needs and wants are
they don't care who's right or wrong but worry more about how to fix problems out right
surprisingly to me I got a girl that had all the recommended preferences in late high school in-spite of all my friends shitting on me for how unrealistic that was but I like to think that happen because I kept eating glass looking for a good gf/wife and didn't just simp for anything that might take me.