My mothers day

my son bought me a block of cheese and my daughter forgot why I gave her the money

at least they wished me a happy birthday...?

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nobodys mom is posting leyley on r9k meds now

dumb fantasy troon you will never be a mother but if you bring that ass here I'll try my best to get you pregnant :3

I haven't played the game and I know about it more than you

the reason I use her as my post image is because her face is perfect.
if you do not believe then simply do not interact

a block of cheese

I had a brick of cheese
(I ate it)

gave her the money

The money was for me

happy birthday...?

Today isn't your birthday, it's mothers day
stupid ass whore

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Why do you keep posting unfunny things

unfunny things

because your post sucks ass
as well as my dick

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Post their report cards so we can judge you for your parenting skills.

They're not Op

-OP

neither are you
because I'm actually the op

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If only there were someone to explain to them how they're supposed to behave

I let them choose, I wasn't going to refuse a mother's day gift now, was I?

I would leave them in my shed
on a cold night

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so you're a mom huh
what's the father status?

Divorced because we disagreed about what we wanted to do with the kids (I wanted to keep them, and he didn't)

you are a monster, bringing unwanted children to suffer in this world, enslaving a poor betabucks male for child support and to fullfill your primitive instinct of pooping babies. When one parent dont want the kid abortions should be mandatory. Monsters like you must be stoped. You are genetic trash, so is your son and you are both doomed. The only way out is hanging yourself

Monsters like you must be stoped

I want my free labor
create me my labor

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this discussion was AFTER I had given birth to both of them, he wanted out after less than a year of a second child.

hey don't be mean to momanon it's mother's day

i wish you were a real mom

Oh but I am indeed, what would come from me being a "real mom" though?

quit larping as a character from a shitty game

Can you bring Ashley out so I can have bed breaking sex with her?

No, I am not pretending to be the character from the game, I simply use her sprite as an embodiment of the exhaustion I sometimes feel when being a single mother.

he wanted out after less than a year of a second child.

Men never leave good relationships so .....

daughter too young to buy me gifts

her dad is away for work for a while (bought my gift beforehand, but I would rather he actually be here)

live too far away from mom to visit her

Most interesting part of my day is going to be streaming for a bunch of zoomer anime fans with mommy issues. Hoping we can get a movie night going over video call tonight, so I can sort of spend time with the person I love.

how many moms are there on r9k

he was autistic, if that helps explains it.

her dad is away for work

He's plapping a different mommy

i know you're larping but fuck it, i have nothing better to do now

what would come from me being a "real mom" though?

idk i just like mothers
i have mommy issues and i wish i had a cool mother

if it's a larp do not interact

if you wish to actually talk then post your discord, I am going to sleep.

Can you be our mom today. It would be nice

anon is too desperate...

Dunno. I'm pretty new to being a parent. Been on the board a long time though.
I think they try not to put women and men on the same boat at his job to avoid that. I suppose him plapping a different daddy would kind of be worse though.

like they said anon

I don't know man but it's worrying me that people on this hellsite are reproducing like just imagine how fucking toxic they must be as parents

How old are your kids lol. I bought my mom flowers and toblerone. Felt like more is overkill considering birthdays exist, but she still started crying
She seems pretty reasonable from the posts desu, maybe she deserves one happy day per year (not more tho).

What does your farts smell like femanon? Eggy?

Please link channel

It was worth a try (original)

if that helps explains it.

That doesn't help explain it

Do not be one of those moms whose cringely expectant or pestering for shit on mothers day or birthday. If they actually loved you there wouldn't need to be any pressure to celebrate it

how many single moms with half negro kids are there on r9k. The answer is more than zero, and that's highly amusing.
They could've been happy if they dated me and just played WoW with me, but oh well