/britfeel/

Kilchurn Castle edition

Packing Yanklass' fudge

Girl arse

why are so many medieval castles destroyed?

YankASS more like

vaginas OR anuses arent supposed to smell like fresh washing or flowers

well yeah.. that would be weird and a virgin expectation

its falling apart. just knock it down

eva's sticky arsecrack

more like MANKASS
because she doesn't shower or groom

Mankass

my cock smells of fish
and my arse stinks of shit
i think i've caught tmau.
wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy

lets get the fucking posts flowing, im online and locked in ready to spam drivel all night so lets get it flowing x

Get yourself off to Sheffield University for a diagnoses de lad

i just checked this dudes twitter, every post is "i had my haircut" followed by him recording his bald scalp, who the hell is this guy?

havent u been here for a week now? keep up

Laura's dad

ive used this website for probably years, i just nevr looked into who the guy actually is, something about smelling like fish?

well hes got nothing to do with this website only this thread
and also 1 days he smells like shit too

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.
(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,
SOME people smell it and some people don't.
I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.
I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
I have a hidden disability it miss understood and very unpleasant
if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.
I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.
Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.

(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,

SOME people smell it and some people don't.

I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.

I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)

I have a hidden disability it miss understood and very unpleasant

if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.

I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.

I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.

Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.

I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way

fascinating

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.
(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,
SOME people smell it and some people don't.
I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.
I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant
if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.
I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.
Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way x

Just at the pub (well, spoons) with a tea sat outside.

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.

(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,

SOME people smell it and some people don't.

I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.

I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)

I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant

if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.

I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.

I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.

Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.

I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way x

disabilitating

Kind of a shame I missed out on a social life. It'll probably never happen now

so whats the obsession with him? why are we all fascinated with some clearly niche fat guy on universal credit

you say this yet you could have gone out last night and socialised you fucking mong

Why are you even here? I mean I personally don't care that much about SSM but he's just one of many gimmicks that make up thread culture. Like DVDlad, HHL having weltdowns, Ruthlads woeisme etc. if you don't like SSM you know where the door is

I type in 2025 on google how to get a gf

Just go out

Just socialise

dont know anything about him, how can i hate him

yeah? why cant you then mate explain yourself

Says the mong posting on /britfeel/

My wife eva6

Had to help clean out the secure wing of the Feel Street Helper Shelter today lads as part of my volunteering. They keep some of the more unstable frogs there that aren't really suitable for being amongst the general population or are unsafe for adoption, you're not allowed in any of the individual cells without at least two other people.
Encountered Walter Wuppington in there, the lid behind the Mouse Cord Killings, he broke free from his PC at a QMEE farm in 2016 and waited for his daily cup of tea to be brought by his owner who was unaware he'd slipped his chains. the mad lid did the whole house in before being captured by the Frog Knockers.
Never been so spooked by an Apu before, the thing watched us clean his cage with a cold unflinching hostility. He told me that his next wuppa better have two sugars in and could only stutter 'y-yeah'' at him. We have to keep phones and computers out of sight from him he goes into an explosive rage, he thinks we're going to put him back on the surveys, he's got an irrational fear.
Sad, he'd never be like this if never ended up in a QMEE farm, most of the lids break down and die in box rooms across the nation and then they blame the frogs when they snap.
Horrible world we live in.

the five great mongs plus one

Aren't the 'five great guys' all in their mid 20s? How did they know Mark in 2002?

Imagine not being part of the SSA.

How on earth did he manage to kill all those people? He's about a foot tall!

they are his five great sons plus 1

I still remember my initial discovery of SSM and at the beginning thought he was just some happy fat lad who recorded himself going for "trekkie brekkies", in the mould of the youtubers like that big fat lad who reviews takeaways. then slowly discovering he's an alcoholic benefits cheat who routinely gets pissed up and threatens violence on people. it was a very enjoyable journey.

How come Eva still doesn't know basic britfeel lore

in the good old days he'd have got the wethal winjection but death sentences got commuted under the green deal, not rite

They may prefer to walk, but they can hop three times their height. It's what makes the smaller ones more dangerous.

routinely gets pissed up and threatens violence on people

im new to britfeel, but not r9k or Anon Babble

youtu.be/0BToAZhcv60
He find golden nuggets x

Best to get out while you can desu

I remember one video of him taking laxatives anyone still got it?

Why? Britfeel is the best thread on r9k

New /britfeel/ers should be subject to studying the lorechives (all 10 years+ worth) for a full week before posting

hahahaha fucking hell

maybe if you're a braindead mong who enjoys reading the same posts and gimmicks over and over

Uh oh! We got a neo-newfeeler.
Only Ancient Venerable Oldfeelers will get that reference.

Who? Poley?

I thought I figured out a solution to my autism and anxiety making normal jobs impossible for me - becoming an academic (nearly finished with my phd anyway) - but I don't have much which is publishable already written and I dont have time to write anything new and finish the phd at the same time, should I an hero? Work in a coffee shop for 6 months after the phd?

There are some proper mongs here. Absolute bottom of the barrel specimens. The juice is worth the squeeze though

What's that incel site poley got doxxed on again

I find the content here quite witty and engaging desu

I find the content here quite witty and engaging desu

fascinating

Nah SSM, after he takes them he goes into the bathroom and starts shitting and records it all

I find the content here quite witty and engaging desu

Found a low IQ man child.

He likes to take laxatives then tour the UK staying in hotels and wiping his arse on their towels. An odd fetish.

What brings you to r9k?

You're a mong even by /britfeel/ standards, it's the old "Oh, I'm not actually a mong myself, I just come here to laugh at people"

just the relatability with some people, like their struggles with socialisation, but i previously lurked for years

Why don't you trip and namefag in other threads, why do you feel the need to attention whore here?

are you a tranny? i dont know anything about you

I'm happy for her to stay as long as she posts a photograph of her tuppence.

need an autistic gf to match my energy x

I only come here to ridicule anons like you.

Remember when tits with a timestamp was a requirement? Now you failures start instantly simping

well firstly im british, and the other threads are just either about incest or cutting yourself, so, it seemed fitting to come here
no
im not here for sexual favours

shes a man lad

well firstly im british, and the other threads are just either about incest or cutting yourself, so, it seemed fitting to come here

i mean
we're all british? whats your point

Yanklass at least proved she is female. Why won't 'eva6' ?

It's crossmongs feminine persona

because it's crossmong

Reminder that eva has only posted pictures of her long hair, also remember crossy has said he has long hair. Very interesting coincidence.

these lads are onto something

Fairly certain i have an infection on my big toe

He really doesn't like women posting here does he

Yanklass' arse is more like chewed meat.

Yanklass' arse is more like chewed meat.

Mankass

Neither do I really. Notice how they always tripfag and try to get as much attention as possible.

Neither do I really. Notice how they always tripfag and try to get as much attention as possible.

Incel vibes are strong with this one

think what u want, im not going to sexualise myself just for your own issues

they do this in every thread on this board, curious how women here are like this

Neither do I really. Notice how they always tripfag and try to get as much attention as possible.

melty

Not proof. Post a 'L' like Yanklass did

could have got that picture from anywhere, most people here don't even have a passport so why should we believe you have one?

Ruthmong also has long hair, makes you think

melty

incel vibes

also, who IS crossmong?
someone told me this was a sexual thing

not proof, honestly it would be much more believable if it was a man in a wig wearing one of them fake pairs of tits

incel vibes

melty

melty

mely

mely

meIty

F

Phwoarrr

someone told me you're crossmong

Don't get why you lads say pretty women live life on easy mode.

They're using you for sexual deviancy

would you do sex work if you were a woman though?

I used to dislike him but the more you watch him he grows on you. Eventually you will start saying his catchphrases here and in real life. Fast forward 7 months and now Im his biggest fan.

tits out

do not make rude comments

What did she mean by this?

I'm glad you came around to him blad. I do remember you having a go at SSM spam last year. It lush.

Yer a fackin pervy cunt

used to dislike him but the more you watch him he grows on you. Eventually you will start saying his catchphrases here and in real life. Fast forward 7 months and now Im his biggest fan.

I wish I was this carefree (and drunk)

Fast forward 7 months and now Im his biggest fan

at the cost of sometimes smelling like fish? no thanks

Phwoar 7 months from now we'll have the christmas trees up lads

willys gone rock hard

Id prefer if you would use this image. Ta. x

Its only May and I've had enough of the humid heat. Just want the cold and dark nights again.

bladcomputer.png

Keep yourself cool with a smoothie pal

and sometimes shit

Will be here before we know it. Life is very short and every day we above ground is a great day.

Straight from the jug

What an alpha

24 stone = 336lb

Blad is quite tall though. something like 6'4"

lb

FOY

Mums new boyfriend from Facebook marketplace Dosnt have a car. Hes too skint to be able to fix it. So she has to drop him off and pick him up to see him. Its like shes dating a 10 year old. Because mum didnt send off her D1 form to renew her license she cannot drive until it comes back. So brother has to pick him up and take him home, hes fuming about it.

Returning to britfeel and need to see a video of this ssm guy, whats his @?

halfway through the year and still no job
giving up on having a career soon and going to work at tesco

BMI 40

extreme obesity

yeah but there's only one red box on that row so it's not that bad is it

extreme obesity

Oh its not too bad then. No wonder I dont have any health issues because Im just about in the red. Fit as a fiddle.

It's perfectly natural that women would feel comfortable here amongst 'men' that behave like teen girls that post drama and gossip.

Bone & Joint of yeehaw

*grabs six shooter*

pow

pow

pow

pow

pow

pow

she met him on facebook market place?

99% of my posts are from my wablet. Very rarely use a computer now a days.

Facebook marketplace

Did she buy him?

Well.. its called Facebook dating but I like to call it marketplace.

Wonder if she took him for a test ride first, if you know what I mean.

Yes we know cdot

Also 14stone/200 pounds is my limit of me being healthy? Id look like a streak of piss. Thin as a rake. Look a right cunt I would.

oi guvnah i weight 10 stones and 16 pebbles i do corr blimey coz oi'm bri*ish

This is just cope, lad. You don't want to lose weight because it requires effort on your part.

Imagine having to pick up and drop off some bloke so he can come round and shag your mam, grim

overweight is the "just about" category lad. You've gone past the unhealthy obese bracket and into morbid obesity

Pretty cushty for the dosser shagging his mum though

fit as a fiddle me

the blad household really does sound like a sitcom

Believe it or not I lost 9 stone a few years ago and I was 16 stone. Put it all back on after I put 32 pounds on over one Christmas and I said bollocks fuck it.

Life's hard when you have to sell your idems.

Corr used to love having a pocket on my shirt. Had a white one years ago. Used to put all sorts in there. Trinkets, odds and ends, little sweets, thingamagiggies. Loved it.

Thinking of nubs wicker basket

put 32 pounds on over christmas

kek that's the kind of thing those lads on my 600lb life do

32 pounds is a quarter of my weight

I'd watch it
Get a camera Blad, get a youtube channel going

It's just not right, why's everything going tit's up? I'm back to being worried about muh new rig, it'll turn up and be unusable.

I was one of them eejits who walked around school with pens in my shirt pockets. Kek.

Can't get this stupid fucking song out of my head.
youtu.be/kZpvaRWak64?si=2dPNS9x4tlNB0xrU

Sniffing Eva's knickers

dont put such thoughts in our heads mate

Ordered some Radiance kino today. Corrrrr. Excited to watch the director's cut of Va Savoir. Young Claudia Cardinale in the other one too. AWOOOOOGA!

Gigacope, academics have to do teaching, enjoy false sexual harassment charges when you give female students the ick

excellent, tell him to give your mum one for me

Have quite enjoyed the teaching I've done so far desu

I'm aware its cope I'm a fucking loser

He's not really thinking that, he's just a faggot trying to chase out female posters, hoping you all will turn prison gay and meet up to touch willies.

Non-Chads looking up their ratemyteacher page

Might try and get a girlfriend of Temu. Knowing my luck she'll turn up and be a 7 foot Ugandan tranny.

Need a Chinese gf meself

Imagine getting reviewed like an amazon product by mongo teenagers. Fucking kek @ teachers lifes

X Files but in space

you getting zebraman lad?

Used to give my teachers bad comments and ratings out of spite when I was a teenager. Is the UK site still around?

have you watched Cinemania (2002) documentary?

At some point yeah not sure if I'll get them on release. There's a few Kinji Fukasaku films I want to get from Eureka.

The moon is out there.

Transsexual vampire traffic wardens in space

No. Looked it up and don't know if it's a comedy or serious some of the details are hilarious.

he eats a constipating diet so he doesn't have to go to the bathroom during a film

he owns 100s of soundtrack LPs but doesn't own a record player

roberta has been banned from many theatres for her rude and uncouth behaviour

Anal sex in Arbroath

Lost but instead of an Island it's a council flat in Shrewsbury that they think they can't leave because they're all mentally disabled.

DVDlad, have you rewatched Inland Empire yet? No problem if you haven't. Just curious

Space sluts from the plant anal

It serious, that's what makes a bit sad

Taken, but trapped in a corsa in scarborough.

Not yet, waiting for when I'm in the right frame of mind for it. I rewatched The Elephant Man and Mulholland Drive though and they remain great.

looks like an ex gf of mine phwoar

The Bridge on the River Kwai Bit set in Runcorn

4 me its a wee song i came up with yday that go like this
Choo choo choo choo
Choo choo chocolate
Moo moo moo moo
Moo milk chocolate
Doesny com3 across as good in text w/o the tune thou. Cant vocaroo rn

Eastenders, but set in Eindhoven, and called Easteinders

The Twilight Zone but it's a sitcom set in a gaming arcade.

Properly made me howl that one

Got a madonna song stuck in my head a wee bit too borderline. I think am moreso playing it in my personal mind palace mp3 player in my brain than stuck thou

Immanuel Zirkzee being run over in Easteinders as the closing beats come on

X files already in space.........earf is already in space n shiet.......my NIGGA

Corr DVDlad, got this today and thought of you

My whole life if i said about am pitting on weight my mmy give me compliments nd like dont be silly u need to PUT ON weight actually nd today i said am pitting on weight she's like that "aye thats what happens"

Father Ted but they have Jamaican accents

did enjoy perving at all the women in tiny dresses and boots today, thank you summer

*song stuck in my head turns into nightcore ver cus am in a rush*

Nice one that's the only bond film I don't have!

i hear you're a racist now father.
should we all be racist now?

*willy go hard bc I see cute lassie*

FECKIN' GREEKS!

Moid moment

*stares at me nd then pretends he wasnt staring at me when I look at him*
Tesco gangstalker moment

*stares at a woman in the reflection of the window on the bus and wonders if she can see you looking even though that makes no sense*

You have a mental illness mate. there could be dvds of paint drying and you would buy it. know what I mean?

ye not looking forward to work tomorrow, first fulltime job and I'm not liking how little clicking there is with people, with school people made friends with each other but in work its just serious as fuck, just not very comfy really. I genuinely dont know if I'll ever make a new friend again and Im not even in my mid 20s, fucking over for my social life.

Do we get a webab wrap? I'm thinking we get a webab wrap.

Don't think I would buy a DVD of paint drying de lid that's an exaggeration. I do have a shopping addiction I'll give you that.

if I slapped it in a blu ray case and put it on eBay you would you dumb cunt

This and telepathically raping her

You might find somebody to make friends with, you shouldn't give up and not bother.

No I fucking wouldn't you cheeky cunt. Only if it came with an audio commentary describing the wall as it dries.

Been off my meds for 2 days. Never felt better.

I'd buy a DVD of Mark wiping his shit stained arse.

There is a dvd of paint drying, though, the worlds most boring dvd. I bought it for my sister for christmas once.

I wish every1 still live together.It sad to be in the stage of life when family "visits". Thats some boomercore shit that our parents did. Reminds me of my uncles funeral some years ago when my cousin that i hadnt seen in ages was in the pub w/ us after nd wed both only turned 18 nd he said i buy u a drink nd am like that no i buy u a drink nd he says no ill buy u a drink nd i said honestly i'll get it nd hes like that "we sound like gran" nd i pure knew what he meant as far as,, when youre a wean its infuriating listening to boomers go on like that "here take this *20 bong note*" Nooooooo noooooooooooo am not taking that nd youre sitting like why would you not just take free money. But aye................................................................................thx 2 my big sis anyway for coming to see me nd being nice to me. ITs been busy weekend tho am rly rly tired now. Gna have a codeine nd fucking mong out now

Is that just a David Lynch box set?

Sounds like you had a nice weekend away from screens, lad. Glad you enjoyed yourself. If you're like me you'll need time to come down from all the over stimulation.

This week I am going to aspire to go out for a walk every day. Wish me luck, lads.

most boring cunt to ever live you are. on par with being the human version of the dvd watching paint dry

Seethers out in full force tonight. Wagies on a Sunday night ragie.

How can some anons afford 2 take-always a week? For me, they are a once a month treat, once I've gotten paid from work.

ESA+PIP+my mother's carer allowance

Working might be for you but its not for me x

4 wee codeines down my gullet............slainte

Bit much, no?

Once again the wagies miss out.

thx. aye. Already today in the vening it was like that way when you start going into your room for a breather nd finking oh dear. Started feeling IBS coming on nd weird tummy aches. fink it was the addition of 2 more ppl today. My stpdads family. But i still liked it. Its just when you start adding more audio channels on. U can only take in so much at one time. But u know, sometimes its worth it to just take the hit.

Wish he'd go back to doing the eva6 personality

crossmong post a picture of your hair

might write a TV series about two upper class female detectives and call it Fanny & Tuppence

Free, I feel free, like you promised I'd be.

Crossy stealing mummy's passport for a LARP

dont worry guys just defraud the state and tax payer with fake illnesses

Sounds like something that would be on BBC1 during the day after the news.

defraud the state and tax payer with fake illnesses

I think tuppence should be Fanny's little yorkshire terrier, sniff em out tuppence!

give it up laddy you're not funny

thought that when it got posted

ITs jst nice bc my stpdads son nd wife has a wee girl nd shes attached to my mam thats her st*p gran i guess,,but as well it was nice to see how the cat was happy to interact with a human thats closer to her size nd maybe wavelength depending on how cats work, but the night before when i was cat sitting nd they were in falkirk i had a moment when she came in middle of the night from hunting like usual nd jumped on my bed nd did a cute wee nip my hand thing thats like a love bite then went to sleep i had a moment when it dawned on me how since the cat was my auntys cat that was my fav aunty nd she didnt have any weans nd she was my 2nd mum nd then my mum nd stpdad adopted the cat when my aunty died then me nd the cat are both my auntys children on this earth which means we're soul bonded. But as well am so low self-esteem that when am even with family in the back of my mind sumtimes am finking everyone owuld be so much better off if i wasnt here nd if they disowned me theyd be happier but then when i nipped out to shops the wee lassies like that BYE BYE [my name] nd i felt like warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy nd then when shes going to bed i herd her like that "wheres [my name]", it feels nice but at the same time i have to be honest, when u do see the toil involved in being a parent, up close its not a small decision to have a sprog, like it takes up the entire day every day keeping them occupied. But aye thats all. Net flix time.

Aye so like the other night i was just sittin there starin at the toaster waitin on my crumpet poppin up and it hit me like a brick through a soggy baguette what if time is just soup and we are all the soggy noodles floatin about hopin we dont get slurped up by some cosmic spoon right and the cat is sittin on the windowsill judgin me like she is the CEO of Existential Dread Inc and I am late for my appointment Then i look at the plant in the corner and i swear it winked at me or maybe that was the draft whos to say but anyway i went to the shop for oat milk and came back with a kazoo shaped like a banana cos sometimes life demands chaos and the lady at the till was like you alright hen and i nearly said aye but emotionally i am a baked potato in a drawer but i just smiled then i tripped over nothing in my hall and had a deep chat with the wall about how reality is just IKEA furniture without the instructions but aye that is enough thinking for today kettle time

going on a bit

Woke up in drunken daze on the couch then necked an oven wizza. What the hell is going on.

Filming foids as I pass them on foot bridges. Especially good on the ones with fully solid steel walls and no visibility from below.

Thats class, held my attn until the end like a good youtube short,, even if u got it from AI Good job

love a woman with good steel walls and no visibility from below, me

Telling the foid "stop, don't cross" and then saying "thank you" as I reach the end of MY walk.

Filming a foid because she adjusted her top to hide skin when she was walking towards me.

What the hell is going on.

You're an alcoholic and you're about to have your benefits cut.

Alright Linda, cook us this frozen pizza darls, I'm disabled x

Shagging Crossmong from behind so you can smell his hair and pretend he's a cute girl

That was me this time last week nd finking "did i fall asleep on my specs again"(i viciously DIY jammed them back into place twice this year from this) "is my laptop ok" (threw it across the room last year(drunk)nd broke off the hinge) "did I post my pp on the internet" "did i send txt that i shouldnt have" (too many times to count)then wasted 2 days brutally hungover. Alcohol is so so shite man

81135159
same than what happens every weekend

Fuck off foid. Filming you is not a crime. Foids aren't exempt. Fuck the pig scum.

youtu.be/SD5ABSYX6p4

Would suck on her boobies

Thas deffo the kind of thing when youre not gay when youre sober but then when youre drunk you start really finking hmmmmmmmmmm etc etc, its th devils juice alright

Smoked crack once. Very good but I never tried it again. Got offered a hit by someone at a local gig.
Do any of you lads have experience with hard drugs?

Carbonated demon

Woke up in drunken daze on the couch then necked an oven wizza. What the hell is going on.

state of your life

Watching Final Destination 5 me x

Looking forward to your Jobcentre appointment? What excuses and sob stories are you going to come up with?

That new one out soon de liiiiiiiid.

She's a single mum foid though. It's not right the police took his phone from him on a previous foid filming adventure.

Aye am garn see it me. Hopefully will be womfy. Haven't been cinema once this year been fuck all to go see.

The moon is looking a bit sinister tonight lads. Like the album cover of bathorys the return of darkness and evil album.

Loads unfortunately wish id never tried any of em but i hvnt smoked crack but normal coke nd speed loads of times but i never rly liked it that much so i wouldnt be bothered about a stronger version i always liked downers but tried probably all of your bog standard drugs nd some weird ones as well. Thought id found the cheat code to life nd being happy when i learned about being intoxicated, which honestly was somewhat true in a sense but only as long as the high lasts which took me years to properly understand so just wasted time nd money nd ruined relationships nd my health nd all that jazz rly but it is what it is at least i got it out my system, i have a v addictive personality so it wsa always going to happen one way or another, i was better off in life without all that stuff but its pandoras box a bit

State of them teeth. Nose ring in. Tattoos not covered up. Standards have dropped significantly. They really are desperate to recruit for this thankless job so dropped many standards. Wasn't like this before 2010.

Moon is looking like the album cover of Darkthrone's Panzerfaust tonight

Standards have dropped significantly

They don't need to be that high for six of them to take on a 71 year old pensioner accused of thought crime.

I'm a mum

And? This is something a bennies scrounging single mum would say. Probably left the sprog with grandma to buy cheap tat at primark. Being a single mum on bennies isn't work and she's definitely not very bright by the sound of her voice.

guy playing guitar and singing at the top of his lungs in one of the gardens opposite my house. nearly 11pm on a school night. it not right.

Jeer him

I try to avoid devil music which is honestly most music when you think about it but aye,,i have to admit its a good album,quintessence is a banger, although mind you mostly i listen electronic music but ive seen a couple of youtube videos that knows the score about demon vibrations that made a convincing case against that as well so aye. There was about a year straight when the only music i could isten to was ambient bc anything with drums in it was giving me anxiety nd like sympathetic palpitations. Glad thats over nd done with at least

The middle aged roastie is on one again

on a school night

What GCSEs are you doing lad?

Maybe they shouldn't be posting their thoughts under their social media profiles then. The rozzers must love social media making their jobs piss easy.

kek hes probably bladdered. Its annoying but to him hes having the time of his life rn.Life is lush

just stay away from jehovas witnesses nd you'll be alrite

yeah he sounds it and there are people cheering him on. he's actually got a decent voice but it's late and I'm about to go to sleep

Came across a kind of a hilarious but somehow good(?) cover of my favourite Arcade Fire song... not sure what to think
youtube.com/watch?v=nMW8hPTtgig

I'll be up most of the night drinking 2bh

Foids deserve no respect.

Filming foids without their consent

Under a Funeral Moon for me de lid. First black metal album I bought along with Songs of Darkness, Words of Light by My Dying Bride.

Alcohol? Not for a long time. Not a drop.

Headbutting foids

No pussy, no work. I have basically checked out. Foids pay for my existence.

Piles coming on strong tonight. Blood on the toilet roll. Corrrr. Got the shits.

just listening to hispanic at the disco, proper old school youtube throwback

Early night in beddingtons for this lil welper. Glad I didn't get the wags in. Feel much better for it. That wodka nuked me earlier but it's all good.

Dropkicking foids

Hamish cuteloaf on the cutting board today.

I quiteliked mdb back in the day altho, their album ftom 2020 wasnt bad either. U heard this before, nice wee cover youtu.be/AQFqUPZidY0

He killed half a dozen and managed to escape the death frenalty. The perpetrator of the Mouse Cord Massacre still lives today and YOU are paying for him to sit around, eat wizzas and consume livestream television.
Tonight on Spackerama we investigate the notorious Apu that left an entire community grieving - whilst also raising several questions on ethical Helper ownership. With people feeling more desperate than ever due to the ongoing cost of living crisis, many are turning to online survey farms manned entirely by frogs. Apus are keen consumers and are almost always looking for the latest food trends and it is with sadness that their greatest interest is turned against them.

A single frog on a twelve hour survey shift can generate up to fifteen or twenty pounds a day. Once you get a few lids set up with laptops or phones and get them on the QMEE you can start to look at hundreds of pounds free easy money - especially once they all start referring one another. Despite SPACCA investigations many of the people running the largest QMEE farms go unpunished, there are not enough Frog Knockers to combat the problem and as people get poorer, more frogs end up suffering a fate worse than death and the ones that don't succumb become seethies or worse.

It's not right.

Corr would smash a few lines with Macron and Starmer ngl.

Helper's world collapse era in full swing x

youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

what a life
desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/q8Kt-n91QDI/

Nightmare line rotation

Jst ripped some fat vape clouds

anyone ever done any stalking on 192.com? just curious

Used it but you can't get much info from it

i assume once you sign up you have to spend bongs to get adresses, etc?

Do the eva gimmick we all horny

Big fan of Little My, me.

Foids farting out of their pink arseholes

First post of 12/5 corr

Just watched that Napoleon Dynamite on DVD. Very womfy film tbqh. Not much happens. Feels like a slice of life anime but a film.

B0W TO YOUR SENSEI

youtube.com/watch?v=kunUkb1OzpA

I LIKE YOUR SLEEVES

Celaine will be my Eva Braun.

We will Britain and Europe together as Emperor and Empress.

Cheers x

*rule Britain and Europe together

Those eyebrows are a bit of a shambles mate.

cor, just think: if Marge's teenage boyfriend Artie Ziff HADN'T sold her web browser to Will Fences, she never would have met Homer and had Dilbert.

I fucking hate living in Sunderland.

This cursed city will be the death of me.

have some civic pride.

Need to figure out how to move to America.

Fresh start in a new country.

Never understood what Marge saw in Homer.

tina, come get some ham

Sunderland is like a black hole. It sucks in everything it comes across and once you're in it's like your trapped forever. It's a truly evil place.

Can't you put in for a transfer to a different home?

You want to take a little look closer to home to see what your problems are lad you won't though because you're a fucking coward.

Sunderland might be the last place in the UK where evil has a total strong foothold. It's like Overlook Hotel but if it was a city.

Everyone here seems to be in some sort of trance. My mental health improved massively when I was at the waravan because being out of this hellhole even for just a couple of days was what I needed.

In the 1980s Marge wouldn't have demanded 6/6/6/6. It was a different time.

They premiered a 4K restoration at Sundance last year for the 20th anniversary. It's on streaming I think but I wonder if they'll release a physical 4K. Streaming 4K is garbage.

Deep down I know there is no escape. No salvation. No fresh start in America. No hope. No nothing.

I am condemed to spendint my entire life in Sunderland. Drinking meself into an early grave and longing for a fresh start that will never come.

This is my hell.

You're a fucking retard. You could have a perfectly normal life even in your assisted living but you refuse to stop drinking and actually help yourself. You know this is true.

And it's too fucking hot to sleep.

Fuck sake man.

Let me tell you something. This is the 2020s. This day and age a man has to have choices, a man has to have a little bit of variety. A sex starved man doesn't have any. What he does have is is emotions, a free will to impact upon others. Females should fear the unknown man.

that's by design lad

Yes, the drinking is a big part of the problem but even if I stopped drinking I'm still stuck here. Longing for change. I feel like a bird stuck in a cage looking out the sky and wanting to fly.

Sunderland is my cage.

Don't know what you want people to say. Sounds like you'd be a miserable cunt either way and that's entirely your own fault for your miserable outlook. Try being cheerful for a change and quit drinking. You have a decent life, a lot more than others.

You wouldn't qualify for any benefits here as a straight White male legal immigrant.
Being approved for disability is much more complicated, especially if you've never had a taxed job here to contribute to the system. The kind of payments actual unemployable retards and cripples qualify for is barely enough to survive and the $ goes to a payee who handles your finances.

The human experience sucks.

the mass anger of these unfulfilled men could do anything.

nothing, internet posts, sky's the limit.

on night walk

foid brave enough to be walking alone in front of me

start making weird noises and screeching at the top of my voice

she looks behind worryingly and starts to walk faster

eventually turns around again and says "what's your issue, do you want me to call someone for you?"

Right now these men have their comforts and bennies. Bennies is basically insurance to stop men impacting society in negative ways. Give them a bit of money for vidya and some other gadgets...usually they are very compliant.

What's worrying is the men who no longer have interest in those things and can only think about their virginity all the time.

Foids deserve to fear men. Fuck off thinking you can walk alone at night. Cunts. Mentally ill men only hours.

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here it is

cor.

Absolute mongs

I am so glad the crown service has more sense than those corrupt cunts hoping to scare me into admitting to their made up accusations. Fuck you cunts. Not my problem if you're scared by men like me.

You can visit me, Helper.
But no drinking, we two getting plastered together would be a disaster.
My little town isn't anything special but it's quaint and quiet and surrounded by farmland and forested ridges and valleys.

But no drinking, we two getting plastered together would be a disaster.

Kek, true. It would go off the rails the big time.

The look on the foids face in the interview. Cunt gets off making mentally ill men go down. Not me, though. Fuck you foid scraping up some grainy cctv showing fuck all. bitch cunt.

As if this would ever happen. Helper would probably fail the ESTA first of all as he's terminally online spouting mental opinions.

How long before the local news sites start doing this here?

racist dog whistle right here.

Left wing national news sites already do.
Sometimes omitting names too, if that would make ethnicity obvious.

Reach plc papers are so fucking weird.

They already do. My local rag uses stock images of police stations and officers when they're reporting a crime committed by some brown filth. But if a white guy stole a greggs sausage roll they'll use pictures from their facebook, mugshots.
Just recently a woman was raped by 3 paki cunts and all they wrote was a few sentance article with no pictures. Never mentioned again.

You didn't just do a racism there did you mate?

We'd be going off on offensively racist but true conspiracy rants in public, starting fights with our big mouths, being tossed from taverns and bars, setting fires, pushing cars down ravines, sieg heiling ugly people with big noses, blasting NHH at six gorillion decibels and getting me evicted.

Kek Macron actually had a wag of wokey. This timeline is fucking mental.

x.com/Bastet04276571/status/1921553665933955579

some brown filth

raped by 3 paki cunts

white guy stole a greggs sausage roll

i find this pretty balanced, overall.

I did mate aye and I'm on 5g so feel free to report me x

At least they're not hiding the usual suspects...yet.

Started looking for jobs at 33. What's the best job for an autistic anti social retard? I have a drivers licence if it helps.

Warehouse or factory wagie.

If I went America I'd probably go full scale HHL within 24 hours and kick off at t' local woozer.

it's a napkin etc but i don't get this weird superstition thing, like the Princess Leia lady having a 'cocaine fingernail'
"oh he had a second teaspoon with his teacup? that'll be one of them 'drug spoons'."

Based nd jampilled

Why even bother at that age, lad? You'd just be embarassing yourself.

i'd garn wor boozer like a pure bairn weaning off the clamps

youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrww

It's obviously a tissue but this stupid little carehome cunt believes anything he reads on twitter.

Just stay on bennies instead lad less stress.

even if it was cocaine, what are we to do? cancel them, Angus Deayton style? praise them for being proper lads and having money?
they don't need to 'laugh in our faces' or 'get away with' anything

tfw trying to use a reach web site

If you aren't able to get sex and relationships, just get disability for mental health.

Need a girl like Celaine in my life to help me stay off the wooze and become the best version of myself.

Felt v happy today when i learned after bout 3 years of owning my kindle that kindle has dark mode. Was reading my wee kindle in the garden nd my wee eyes started hurty so I fort whats the chances nd there it was. Then about 30 mins ago i was on wikipedia nd my wee eyes started hurty wurty awwwww mammy kiss it make it better pweuase i want dummy i want a calpol i want a rusk i want nappy change it hurt am sad am sick am tired am hot am cold am fed up hwelp memmammypoo awww please help me mymmymymyymy nd then next thing i noticed on Wikipedia as well DARK MODE. IT says colour(beta) so i guess its a new thing. In which case. WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wikipedias always been a bad 1 for me because obviously you end up on there for hours sometimes nd the brutal white glare is not nice at all for sustained reading. But aye its on the up nd up now

Your taste in foids is fucking gross mate.

won't stop the 'people can't stop raving about this NEW air fryer' type wank.

they're meant to specifically state 'advertorials' and have this whole code of conduct about NOT doing that, so fuck knows what's going on. maybe for as much as we moan about moans, very few people are actually writing letters and doing all the bureaucratic busybody shite. (e.g. me right now.)

Nah. Celaine is a Goddess.

Empress material.

Disposable vapes wont be a thing anymore in this country after July. Fudge me.

Keir Starmer needs to create a new benefit for sexless men, and have it triple-locked.

I'm owed 7.75 years of back pay, I have a good mind to sue the government.

you should switch to cigarellos me lid

Losing my virginity to Celaine. Oh aye x

been seeing this a while, forgot there was a hard date on it.

what's the spin on this? plastics or energy or summat? i'm glad fewer young'uns are trad smoking, as their source of nicotine, but are they just going to make paper vapes?

They can suck on zyns instead.

Lowkey depresses me that girls like Celaine are so rare. Especially in England. The average woman looks ugly and fat.

where did that Sophie Corcoran go?

i ship her x Helperlad.

I was just finking of rusks bc my wee niece was eating oat cakes while she was watching toy story 2 nd my stpdad said whats she eating "oat cakes" "just dry oat cakes?" nd i was laffing but then i thought what actually WAS a rusk? Cus its just some dried plain beige thing but i fucking loved a rusk like nothing else. Nd ready brek. I guess when youre a wean it either has to be some mental E number filled sweeties or something plain af. Thats the wean grind right there as far as eating food

What is that the wee skinny ones like what SSM had? I quit tobacco in 2017. Lol ive been vaping the whole time since then thou. Of course. Lol.

Reckon he used Anon Babble and x a lot.

Take out a family loan or go crazy with your bennies and go around to every shop and buy as many as you can. Government telling us what we can and cant do with our bodies. Just not right.

i always assumed rusks are just Weetabix.

but they sound like meat. go to the butchers, get some rusks in for the dog. decent bit of cartilage on them, rusks.

Why even bother at that age, lad? You'd just be embarassing yourself.

I need money to go on holidays lad.

That broad is ugly thoughever. She looks like the average mid-late 20s woman who's let herself go somewhat but not notably bad.

Kek, looking at more videos of the so-called CocaineGate and Macron looks completely out of it. He defo had all nighter sesh with Zelenskyy. Doubt Starmer did though, he hasn't got the wollocks for it. Total nerd.

Just save up your bennies. Even "asylum seekers" get money to go back to their countries on holiday.

ITs naw weetabix. Its quite sweet.
There will probably be some good sales on to be fair coming up to it

I mentioned this at the kitchen table. She said theres no way world leaders take wokey. I laughed out loud.

Nice looking Tory slag but our wolitics would defo clash so doubt it would work out.

Post his shit I wanna follow the geezer. I like old dudes. I dont like middle aged dudes. Like he's not old the Nigga looks 25 but I dont like no 40 year olds.

I enjoy a Farleys Rusk now and then. They are basically just malty biscuits. Not much taste to them really. Kind of like those Belvita breakfast biscuits.

Bloody hell the bennies system in America is shite compared to here in the Uk. Here they give bennies to any Tom dick and Harry that wants it. Legal citizens or not. Its even more lax in Scotland. UK land of the NEETs

Macron is 100% off he's nut here. As a fellow wokey user I recognize that look anywhere.

As a fellow wokey user

surprised to learn this about you.

Brutal mogging by Merz.

Not being funny but its not the same. Zyns nd that are pretty nice though but as a serial vapist am also into having something to occupy my hands nd oral fixation. So with zyns id combine with a fidget spinner but u cant do that all the time. But aye theyre fine. Might switch to that. Theyre better than gum. There isnt much research on nicotine pouches bc theyre quite new so u could say they arent known to be as safe as vape but idk

Whats the plain biccys thats got a french name or something. I had a chapter of life scoffing those a lot. They buttery

Technically a former user now. Might get on that heroin grind me waheyy.

Helper for the love of God please dont take up heroin. Its arguably the worst thing you can take. It will fuck your life up so fast. Im being genuinely serious.

Has anyone here actually tried heroin before?

Might ask my plug to sort me out.

So what do we think of Kanye's latest single lads?

Yeah, I've heard it's exremely easy to get addicted to it. Will keep away from it. Life's better without the wrugs x

Put my face into an AI and it told me I look like Maisie Williams.

Any lads fancy a shaggin?

Heroin will truly be the end of Helper if he has some.

everyone says this and i thought 'fuck this is the end' but i didn't care for it.

not saying DO heroin, obviously it's a bad idea. but i was surprised. expected the most intense bodily euphoria and a one-off addiction i could never walk back from. really it was comfy but it's just painkillers. they give you heroin in hospital (IV and everything) but give it a nicer, optics-friendly name.

It too warm to sleeps. It's 18 fucking degrees.

Just watched Trainspotting and this heroin stuff doesn't look good to me

Problem is the shit you get on the streets is probably laced with all sorts of shit including Fentanyl so it's extremely easy to overdose.

Just seen on r9k a pregnant gazelle being ripped apart by hyenas and then the hyenas rip apart the baby. Not something I wanted to see really.

30+ years no heroin and it's lush.

These super anti depressants are doing absolutely fuck all. Kek. How do I know im taking a placebo or not? Starting to think im untreatable and my brain is permanently fucked and will probably get worse.

Oh my bad apparently they take 4-6 weeks to fully kick in. I will be patient and give it more time.

Heroin arc would be grim ngl.

pic

Wow. What a shithole.

Bennie mongs in America have to hire multiple lawyers to get bennies and is absurdly difficult to claim. Ckin ell. What good is a 30 trillion dollar economy and it cant even pay for its fellow spackers. Just not right.

Is that Dianas signature sapphire engagement ring? The fuck is she wearing it for? That thing is worth like 300k kek.

Should get my wee bus pass renewed,,got the bus to the group on friday nd i was finking why the actual fudge am i paying for this when i dont have to, well, its bc i hardly use the bus anyhow but.............................its still worth getting it i fink considerign its just laziness that i didnt renew it. It expired in 2021 nd they said go to the library to renew it nd i got anxious about going there nd telling the lassie i want a new bus pass that i just didnt go nd then 4 years passed lel

The ugly side of Kier Starmer's Britain. Open discrimination after he scapegoated autists with his bennie cuts.

I thought u had to pay for 192. Never really used it. When yous break up?

Me? Just laying on top of me beddingtons as it's too warm. Monging out on YouTubes but will hopefully fall asleep soons.

yea i spent 30 of my hard earned bongs, to be fair i was mostly looking up people i used to work with, found out one lads name was actually theodore and he always went by his middle name kek, we broke up in 2013, yes, ive not had a shag since then

being able to access/reference information on the internet is great, don't get me wrong. that's the whole point. better than arguing or whatever.

but imagine the sheer effort of requesting and manually searching through some electoral roll shite back in ye olde days. would put you right off (minor) stalking.

Wake up dossers, we need a new thread for a new day soon

we broke up in 2013, yes, ive not had a shag since then

Wow I think you're the only non-virgin here with a longer dry spell than me. Congrats lad. 2017 here myself.

Too warm? Not sure how hot it is in Sunderland but Im fuckin freezin in my room with the fan on. Might have to turn it off.