Any other long time NEETs around? I just realized I've been such a noble for over 10 years now

any other long time NEETs around? I just realized I've been such a noble for over 10 years now.

ive been a NEET since 2009. well, i did try going back to school for a semester but who cares about that

1 year 6 month and 11 days for me. Also Eris is worst girl

not taking worst girl ratings from such a novice in neet business

What are you going to do when your parents die or are tired of your shit?

understandable have a pleasant evening

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I live off neetbux, not my parents.

Yup. I've NEETed since 2005; aside from one year as a wagie in the mid-10s and getting outed as a hopeless autist.
I feel much better about NEETdom now, knowing that I am unemployable in this shit service economy, though the guaranteed inceldom sucks.
I hope there's UBI someday soon, as I don't want to have to keep passing these assessments to be left alone by the 'bux office.

Been a NEET since 2008. Dont know how to escape it

They do autism checks on you periodically to make sure you're not scamming social security?

Been a neet for nearly 5 years almost 2 of those as a homeless neet

Six years had a few months where I was in education but they only lasted a short period before I dipped out again

I've been a NEET for 3 months because of a dental surgery which caused me to quit my job and I'm already sick of it.

And have any of you managed to get a gf?

I've been a NEET for 3 months

Read the title they said LONG TERM

It feels pretty long to me

It feels pretty long to me

You're a fake neet (yes I am gatekeeping neetdom)

Fake how? I'm not in education, I lost my employment, and I'm certainly not training for anything. Seems like I fit the criteria pretty neet-ly.

You're fake because 1. You hate it and 2. You can and will escape it. A true neet cannot escape neetdom and don't wish to. True neets are in it for the long haul we will be living off of public assistance til we die so this is permanent for us for you on the other hand it is a temporary thing for people like you being a neet is akin to a fashion statement you are a larper and a normalfag you're also a newfag too most likely probably some tourist from Reddit or tiktok

I'm at 3.5 years. I did work for a couple of months in the middle and it was hell so I returned to being a neet and I became a lot more appreciative. It was a good experience, I don't think I'm ever going to work again.

What is/was it like being homeless? Were you in a car, shelter, or a tent?

scamming the government?

How are they scamming? They're legit tards I'm talking like Chris chan levels of autism. I'd imagine those guys to be so special needs that they practically were handed their TARDbuxx without issue

scamming

I'm not scamming nobody here, goverment just wants to hand me free money while I take my nap.

What is/was it like being homeless? >Were you in a car, shelter, or a tent?

I live out of a sleeping bag I'm NEVER staying in a homeless shelter. Pro tip if you're a homeless autist never go to a shelter. Homeless people are LOUD and if you're a sperg you won't be able to cope with how rowdy it gets in those places you'll also be a target now I don't know this for certain because I've never stayed in a homeless shelter but I have a gut feeling that this is all completely true. I've never been assaulted, had some shit stolen from me once in the year and a half I've been out here but then again I'm in Australia being homeless in America is a different kind of monster entirely

Yes, 8 years here. I don't have much to say about it because of my low verbal IQ.

Homelessness in America doesn't seem so bad at least in a rural area. One homeless man lives in my area, and people give him women's clothes to wear.

10 years of neetdom in november

Sometimes I don't really want to overcome my mental disorders. I couldn't imagine financing this fucked system.

They are work capability assessments. In the past three years, I have passed two already.
Never quite know when the next one is, but they send a form months before.
If only I could even get the official autism test (and I have asked my doctor, it takes years).
I would pass it, as my online tests put me in the 30th percentile, on the cusp of mild and severe.
Sadly, the 'bux system had gotten more heartless and desperate to kick even legit people off, so it's a constant worry.
It's not a scam, you cunt. Given today's piece of shit service economy, no autist could last a day without melting down and getting fired over and over.
The rich cunts should have thought of the few million who could never get a sustainable job, when they de-industrialised and sent all the 'real jobs' to slaves.
I fell into it because there was fuck all out there for me, even before the 2008 economic cataclysm. I was doubly fucked after that point.
I suffered through about 16 years of constant appointments, that I had to prepare for to be not fucked with, as well as bullshit time-wasting courses.
Only last September, did I finally get awarded extra money for being a tard. I guess telling them that I unironically wish I were dead helped.
With my family dead, I'm stuck with all the bills too, so I could barely afford to eat hot food. Took me a long time just to get the least shitty version of NEETdom.
As long as I am left alone, I don't give a fuck. I welcome death with it comes.

NEET since 2010 pretty much uninterrupted. I have no skills or qualifications. Employers won't hire me unless it's some shit job I'd wanna quit in a day. I don't have anything I wanna learn at school. It's over.

13 straight years and counting, never seen a paycheck in my life

What are you going to do when your parents die

almost assuredly inherit fairly valuable property i can either continue to live in or sell as well as hundreds of thousands of dollars in assets, they aren't the type to give it to anyone but their own kids and they always treat us equally

or are tired of your shit?

there are very few ways left for me to disappoint them and i've told them i'll leave if they want me to, they always act like i'm insane for it and say they never could, i'm not much of a financial strain these days and keep on their good side so what would the point be other than to teach a lesson far too late? they're not like that, which is how i'm here in the first place, and i'd still manage even if the absolute worst came to pass and i ended up street homeless, i'd just bitch and moan the whole way

you plan on just being the 60-year-old basement dweller?

I don't even have anything diagnosed, I just live off unemployment benefits.

never known any other life path to be a realistic option, you think being a cart pusher or dish washer (were i even capable of that) is going to earn me what, exactly? certainly not a living wage, and what would you realistically do in this situation at 30 where life is comfortable enough, you're at no serious risk and the only reward for leaving s the scorn of the general public that i easily hide from now?

hurr kys

why? i'm reasonably comfortable, and nothing within my power is going to realistically change my life in any way for the better

should've tried in school

well, i didn't, so this is the best choice i'm left with now, and nobody wanted me around when i followed the normal life script and went to school before i dropped out anyway

are you the "kind of day" subhuman?

no, he's in school or something and regularly blogs about going to class or doing assignments, more than one person can post kaguya

oh, you're talking about aiste for some reason, no he's some german discord clique guy

no, wires crossed again, that's somebody else and he's definitely not german, they're all the same anyway

I don't know these subhumans that well. I thought it'd be funny if he had rich parents but still whined 24/7.

about 6 years for me
dayuuuum

i did try going back to school for a semester

same

So, what boards do you hikiNEETs browse?
I mostly browse Anon Babble and Anon Babble right now. I sometimes browse Anon Babble.

here, esfores, Anon Babble, Anon Babble when it's not pissing me off

Only 3 years neet, currently a net (havent been to uni since october but still passed lol)

Yes, 5 years. Will get my disability results in a week. I hope they let me finally go