/britfeel/

slither edition

Yanklass sitting on my face

Mankass sitting on my face

Comedian Roy Jay

Kicking over Shippy's bookcase, his language books flying everywhere

I'm not like other girls they wear makeup they are harlots I have intellect (52 years old posting on r9k)

I know you won't believe me or will just make fun of me, but I genuinely do start to get panic attacks when a thread hits 400 posts because I know that we're all just running out the clock until a new thread is made but you never know for sure if a new one will be made promptly and if we had a period where the old thread expired and no new one was up I would have nowhere to lurk/post in and also there's the possibility that two or more people could make a new one at the same time so I wouldn't know which one to post in until one of them got purged

Nothing wrong with older women.
T. impregnated a 53 year old woman

You can't say with confidence what's real and what's not. The Earth has a diameter of a seventh of a light second. The galaxy is a hundred thousand light years. Imagine how powerful a telescope you need to see the other side of the world, let alone the end of the galaxy. We're talking a dim sub-pixel on an image millions of times bigger than your monitor. Is that a distant star? A speck of dust reflecting light? Who knows. It's all just theory

Does free will exist?

Why have we let a newfag determine we have new threads at 400 posts? Some Anon Babble reject? Just a random retard?

spastic NEET having a melty over the new thread being too early

You might not believe me, but I prefer science fiction novels over watching the Kardashians. Um yeah women like us exist.

panic attack? my router's hacked by some canadian faggot and he's been posting in here for some years and i use to get griefed a lot but things seem to have calmed down for some reason

Making new threads 100 posts early gimmick

You'll all be posting drivel tommorow

Leftists be like haha yes this is a slam dunk! Without realising that the promise of 'you can have food and shelter' is an enormous downgrade to the quality of life that virtually everyone in the West enjoys. Even our poor people have luxuries the likes of which third worlders couldn't dream of. Just bizarre really.

Does Free Willy exist?

Imagine how powerful a telescope you need to see the other side of the world, let alone the end of the galaxy.

We can take radiation from distant galaxies and pass it through gas under high voltage. The gas electrons will absorb specific frequencies of light creating and absorption spectra.
The absorbtion spectra of distant galaxies indicates they have been redshifted at a longer wavelength. Due to the Doppler effect, this means they are moving away from us.

Moreover, we can work out the distance to certain stars just by the parallax angle between a star far away background stars that appear to be stationary.

t. Physics degree.

I'm posting drivel now lad

I've hit the wall and I don't wash myself so you should be attracted to my intellect now is how it works

Also don't forget that she doesn't do anal. What man would want to be in a relationship with such a prudish bitch?

You might not believe me, but I prefer science fiction novels over watching the Kardashians. Um yeah women like us exist.

Most lads here would prefer watching the Kardashians to reading anything. Kardashians have big bums. Most lads here are complete fucking 90 IQ retarded Neets who fucked up school and lack social skills.

Divorced, 52, unemployed, don't wear makeup, only keep male friends, looking for a Mr. Right who appreciates my intellect looking for my prince charming

Yet you've only started this gimmick lately.
There is no difference in the quality of posts at the start of a thread, and the end of a thread.
You pushing for a new thread when it's not needed, is speeding up threads, so the quality will drop as people are just wanting to spam a gimmick while they can. If you're so anxious when a thread is nearing the end, why are you trying to make the threads shorter? Surely a thread that lasts longer would ease your LARPy anxiety?

Not giving lowercase seether who WILL capitalise words for EFFECT a (You).
We sussed you out years ago.

yeh im low iq that's why i got some cisco certs and training in it support, programming? I can't do that shite and it's boring as hell. I know my place me im a dum dum

Don't worry lads, the new target (how it's a target and not simply a diktat I'm not exactly sure, but trust the experts!) is now 350,000 net. That's only a little over the population of Coventry every year.

52 year old American woman with an anal fetish

yanklass deserves anal sex

R Keir gonna stop all the immigrants coming over. Yay

Did I mention I'm an alcoholic and don't like music?

Nothing will happen de la

I made my first post on the matter in December lad.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79838695/#79843725

Though in truth I was just silently suffering for a good long while before. Since taking control of my life and emotions I have felt more confident and happier. Why can't you be happy for me too instead of seething incoherently at nothing.

Literally none of this was achieved. Why did Rishi lie?

might post my erect cockle

One more thing I have two grown sons who I never see, I mog all women though because I don't wear makeup

One of the worst things about modern society is the inability for a low IQ working class man to just work a hard manual job and afford to support a family.

If lads just had job opportunities that involved laying bricks/chopping lumber/moving heavy shit in a factory we would all be grand. We train 70-90 IQ lads in school to work on subjects they hate for reasons that are unclear. AI will make it only worse.

One more thing I have two grown sons who I never see, I mog all women though because I don't wear makeup

melty

If I was incoherent, you would not have known what I said.

Weak bait.

Faggot.

I was watching some stoic videos to learn some stuff, the faggots posting here hurr durr neet that doesn't go outside why you looking at that, why what am i suppose to do blame others and seethe instead?

If you keep bullying me you'll start to give me post-300 anxiety lad.

bullying me

Post-40 anxiety lads. Make a new thread now

Anon's posts about having post-400 anxiety give me anxiety now. You know it's coming but you don't know when. I wish he would think of my mental health.

beta baiter

Holy christ you lot are total spackers. Starting to think you should all be forced to be on bennies whether you like it or not just to keep you away from normal people.

nice tetras

Do not give me any (you)s, I get really bad post-(you) anxiety.

can a masturbater, master his beta, or will he remain trying to be a master baiter?

What is the UKs next big music genre?

We had UK Grime and UK drill. That shit has declined dramatically due to most of the cunts being arrested.

What else could we develop? Do we need a new rock based microgenre? Something macho, a bit aggressive and British like Oasis were in the 90s.

master baiter

mass debate or masturbate?

The time to sort out immigration was 40+ years ago before the demographics shifted. These reactionary mongs kicking off about it now because they're starting to notice that their town is all brown got put in checkmate while asleep at the wheel.

Imagine stuffing your bellend into the female crevice

You realise that the public, despite feeling that something is deeply wrong, is still asleep at the wheel, right? The median voter thinks that immigration is currently at 70,000 a year net.

Um am not high iq(not being modest, done test, not posting result) nd I read books all the time on my kindle.mostly religion books,non fiction. I dnt really like fictional books. Some is ok but usually it doesn't appeal reading some made up drivel that never happened for 300 pages nd pretending like it happened when it didnt. Idk I like fake stuff on the telly like LOST but for some reason in a book am just like what are we doing here mate.
I genuinely had this,,only got over it kinda last year,I never mentioned it bc if u mention something like that ppl can use it to wind you up so I basically just never responded and sometimes never read yous. It feels like being shouted at. But am not that fussed now but sometimes ill still put off looking at it for ages depending on my nerves

Any female crevices in mind?

I prefer the arsehole, but I'll take pussy if I have to.

Need one of them machetes to cut through yanklass' arse hairs

These posts should have been made in the thread that hasn't reached bump limit.

Low IQ hard working people tend to be fine these days. It's low IQ lazy people who suffer.

yeh well i didn't lose my virginity to that spanish escort that you heard off my phone, lost mine a long time ago the normal way dating.

Oh my days mate give it a rest. Just appreciate that you don't have message-board-based anxiety attacks and fuck off.

if we start with the assumption that my physics model is true then we can explain these tiny measurements as being distant galaxies

just ignore the fact our physics model is known broken and doesn't explain why detectable matter is only 15% of what it's supposed to be

Being forced to buy new hardware because a commercial closed source OS decides it is obsolete. Why?

adds the message board gimmick for some extra spice

Cretin.

Dark matter is a psyop though. The rotation of galaxies can be explained by quantised inertia.
youtube.com/watch?v=fnNKC82wUmY

You can already tell its gna be tooooooo hot soon. Gies peace man

Because most normies are mongs and will eat a plate of shit if you tell them it's normal to do so.

GNU/Linux feels like owning a house. Windows feels like renting one from someone who looks through your belongings and rearranges your furniture every few months with "feature" updates.

Yeah I do which is why I don't care about this issue anymore as it's already a done deal. Anyone kicking off about it now is simply reacting to the discomfort of being asphyxiated by browns and their lashing out was all accounted for by those in power. They're all going to be snuffed out while still believing that are Nigel is going to send them all back.

Linux users feel like vegans

GNU/Linux feels like owning a house.

Most normies are changing phones every other year. They truly do not give a shit about sustainability.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jy0kgXXKS6U

Chad will be having sex all summer with multiple females while I rotmax

country folk rock, led by r glad

It's not sold as normal, it's sold as convenience. Sold to mongs like me who are too plebby to learn something about a device we use. Then the continued use of these convenient ways becomes normal.

Did you know I use Linux? What do I actually do on it? Look at Anon Babble and youtube. This requires Linux did I mention I use Linux?

Linux is the equivalent of owning a couple of chickens which gives you free eggs for ages and then give you delicious, fresh, organic meat for a fraction of the price in the shops, all while normies look over at you and laugh and call you weird as they scarf another chlorinated, atrazine infused salmonella ridden bucket of deep fried slop.

Did you know I use Linux? What do I actualIy do on it? Look at Anon Babble and youtube. This requires Linux did I mention I use Linux?

if that's all you use your computer for then you probably are better off with linux

Oh but I do anon, I get anxious when new threads are started, as the quality of posts doesn't usually improve till mid thread. But unfortunately towards the end of threads post quality usually diminishes as people are waiting till the new thread to be the first to post their gimmicks/switch up baity routines/what have you.

Add gaming and thats all 99% of this thread uses a computer for. Their OS is irrelevant.

This. I don't get where the idea that puts forward comes from. That somehow barebones usage mean linux isn't optimal. Huh?

What do I actually do on it? Look at Anon Babble and youtube.

If all you use is a web browser that destroys the only slightly valid criticism of linux thougheverbeit.

BUT ITS NOT WINDOWS THATS WHAT EVERYONE USES WHY SHOULD I BE DIFFERENT BEING OUTSIDE THE NORM SCARES ME IM A SHEEP FAGGOT AND I LOVE SPYWARE ANYWAY MAKES ME FEEL SAFE INNIT

We use a program called crossmark at work and the number of times I've typed in crossmong reflexively and then had to go back and correct it is a bit worrying. Might need some time away from this place.

Most bints (even those that pretend they don't care about relationships) will be filled up with chads goo. No woman is innocent and waiting for mr right. Once their ovaries get tingly, chad will be there.

Same lad. Not had a drop of pussy in all my 35 years.

My brain wanted crossmark to be crossmong as well

Ruby Granger

I like Unjaded Jade (Jade Bowler). She went from classic middle class Swot/Head Girl to completely batshit insane wellness-Buddhist- live, laugh, love content creator.

We use a program called peggingpad at work and the number of times I've typed in pegginglad reflexively and then had to go back and correct it is a bit worrying. Might need some time away from this place.

Got this thing where I read "eva6" as "crossmong sockpuppet"

Is shippy here? How's his day going?

What makes a Chad a Chad. Personality? Looks? Combination?

What are the political and philosophical outlooks of the Chad?

Nice white space

Faggot

Not familiar with Jade but Ruby is an absolute fraud with rich parents.

Nobody
cares

white spacing

is fine
and normal.

Deal with it. 'Reddit spacing' is just a dumb meme.

Yanklass' virgin butthole

I

love

whit spacing

it is
cool
and

fun

and it

winds up
very special boys.

Leftoids beginning their rabid seethe about net third world migration facing cuts from 1m to only 600k.

he's having a melty over being called a redditor

Forehead on that. Ckin hell. Looks like ant mcpartlin

Chad is a combination of low inhibition, extremely low anxiety (almost none in any situation), and conventional masculine good looks (tall, square jaw etc).

The interesting thing is that these traits are completely heritable. You cannot earn them and you cannot fake them. You can only get them through genetics.

I

am

a proud

redditor

reddit is fine

and based and

cool.

suck it.

whit psacing

Ask me how I know you're wit less

l've done myseIf

She's admitted that she's done it in the past, so she's not an anal virgin, it's just that she's very prudish and won't give up her but for anyone other than the Chad she thought was her forever man and still stalks and messages to this day fifteen years after they split up.
Maybe she just misses him digging up her back yard eh?

Not satisfied w/ sleep duration,,going bk2bed

It's 'cruel', lad. Did you know that? Allowing on 600,000 third worlders into the UK is actually 'cruel'. Wow, I didn't know that.

I got asked out by a normie deanette broad who went to my school years ago.

What do we think her angle is?

What do we think her angle is?

LARPing on britfeel

Chad is a combination of low inhibition, extremely low anxiety (almost none in any situation), and conventional masculine good looks (tall, square jaw etc).

The interesting thing is that these traits are completely heritable. You cannot earn them and you cannot fake them. You can only get them through genetics.

Low inhibition and low anxiety can come from just straight up low IQ tbqh and limited socialisation though. When people are just too dumb to have any inhibition or anxiety.

Like that lad Mizzy. The lad just had no inhibition or anxiety because there was not a lot going on inside his head.

I just long for the sweet release, but not in an an hero kind of way.

Yeah same
It will be a relief when death comes but I'm in no rush

I have no energy to work or do anything other than rotmaxx in my boxroom. Can't see it getting any better.

No OP but I'm going to start making threads at 300 and then when that become the norm I'll do them at 250 and so on XD XD xDDDD

I'm ok with it being ASAP.

This is the real secret. Chad doesn't necessarily have a high IQ and in-fact actually usually doesn't.

If you had a high IQ, would you swap it for being a chad?

dont do anything

life doesn't get any better

"pfft, what's the point, nothing ever gets any better"

extroverted american woman won't stop posting absolute drivel in the teams channel

She's like a reddit thread, every comment has to get a comment, every detail she finds mildly amusing about anything is posted about, random photos of shit she's doing in her life nobody cares about. It's so fucking tiring.

Take it from a certified high-IQ assburger failed normie - it's awful and low-IQ retardmaxxing bennie claimants have it much better.

In 2025 higher IQ just increases your capacity for suffering.

Secret is high IQ + low inhibition and no anxiety. That is the way of the Nietzschean Ubermensch. Would love to have that.

Ultimately, being a high IQ maths professor with a nice wife probably does have a better life than a mentally stunted roadman who has a lot of pengtings.

gonna go for a run soon, not been for a run for about 18 months, probably gonna end up passing out but yea

Secret is high IQ + low inhibition and no anxiety

Do these people exist?

Not satisfied w/ sleep duration,,going bk2bed

fascinating

Oh aye, got back into running a few months back after a year or so break. Ankles hurt quite a bit, but I feel like that's because the route where I am now is mostly pavement sadly. You'll be surprised how quickly you get back into the swing of things.

Finally you're here lad. You were sorely needed last thread.

Is growing tits an acceptable side effect to keep your hair as a man?

Women are far more put off by men with tits than they are bald men.

Finally you're here lad.

Who am I?

Not sure that's true lad. I think they're probably about equal.

Do these people exist?

Successful entrepreneurs and traders who get rich - those who take big but calculated risks. Mathematician and finance guru Nassim Taleb is a bit like that - massively aggressive cunt on twitter but very high IQ mixed with very low inhibition due to his aggressive and narcissistic personality. His books are fascinating tho.

Low inhibition and no anxiety can be summed up with one word: Bravery. I think as a man one should exercise bravery the same one exercises muscles in the gym and intellect through studying/reading.

Anxiety/fear/inhibition gets less and less with practise. Drive a motorbike. Go skydiving. Learn to tombstone. Feed the homeless in a dangerous area. Get into a fight. Take calcuated risks and your inhibition gets less and less just like weight becomes easier and easier with lifting.

Bravery really is the core masculine virtue that attracts women.

Successful entrepreneurs and traders who get rich

Met many and they were all high anxiety.

Possibly they were cokeheads and obsessed with risk. Hyper conscientious and with an obsessive work ethic.

I AM NOT WORKING FUCK I NEED TO WORK

Still capable of taking big risks tho lad. That is the point.

I too, as someone who posts with spackers in /britfeel/, know many successful, rich entrepreneurs.

Pork chops for din dins so get in. Pisshead mate asking what my plans are for the playoff game. Might get messy.

chatGPT responses

Can confirm that a lot of overdue shagging occurred last night. I feel lighter. It lush x

Can confirm zimmy is just another larp dolly

With the extent that his posts are all the same, I might start referring to HHL as SeanGPT.

Who do you think had a chat gpt response?

i still dont know who that is, can someone actually tell me??

Big if true. This will have major consequences for me.

Have a look for big posts, usually verbose.

Being "successful" doesn't cure loneliness or make you feel connected. In fact, building something from scratch usually isolates you. Your mates can't relate, your family don't get it, and your colleagues and clients expect you to have all the answers. Half the people I know who made it came from rough backgrounds. Working class, small towns, bad schools. Success doesn't delete that chip on your shoulder. So yeah, you can mix with people who are successful and rich (and maybe even be a bit successful yourself) and still feel dead inside sometimes. Shocker, right?

Kek. Lad, you might just be a bit dim. Some people are simply verbose. Some people's propensity for verbosity is simply a reflection of their impressive intellect and the fact that they just read a lot.

I just read books. I have read some of the work of Nassim Taleb recently and I find some of the work interesting. It is depressing that anything that doesnt look like it's written by a teenager is interpreted as AI generated.

A lot of non-uni educated people have no idea what the top 20% IQ people are actually like and it shows.

Quite funny that he can't even conceive of people being able to have a conversation in anything other than ebonics. I hate to say projection, but...

Stole UK chairman from makaveli
Stole Apu posting from Fren on Anon Babble
Stole youtube fame from bus woman having a melty
Stole being an alcoholic from SSM
Stole w posting from pizza wizza poster
Stole your politics from Hitler
Stole cheers x from footmong
Stole place in care home
Great "world"

wiggle wiggle bum bum corr

Gotcha. How. Did. I. Know. You. Would. Reply.

What is with the obsession over only using full stops?
Dumb cunt walked straight into the trap, being led by his over inflated sense of self importance.

Feel like a nice big steak for dinner tonight with all the trimmings. Will you be joining me NEETs?

The Wearside banter thief

funny how Helen didn't appear in any of SSM's Newquay videos

Kek, true, he's a composite of good posters.

Anissa Kate, if I'm not mistaken

Stole trip name from name of a meme somebody else made
Might as well be "wojak guy"

Hahaha you responded to my post on this message forum meant for responding to posts

Can't post sexual content on youtube pal

please talk about my bald black wife lads, please.

You just know Benny is some autismo spacker who needs his mum to take him to a passport appointment

pop your trip back on and I will zimmers

Wait she's bald? Lorechive check?

Instead, Britain became a one-nation experiment in open borders. The damage this has done to our country is incalculable.

If you want to live in the UK, you should speak English. That's common sense.

The pure theory that simply higher migration numbers necessarily leads to higher growth I think has been tested in the last four years. We quadrupled net migration in actually a very short period of time and I think whatever political persuasion you are it is quite extraordinary that [net migration] quadrupled in four years. We have never seen that before in this country but growth didn't shift, it stayed stagnant.

These rules become even more important. Without them, we risk becoming an island of strangers.

Keir "Daily Starmer" Starmer.

His name is Benny for fuck sake you can't make this up kek

His wife was actually born and raised in Croydon, but Zimbabwe sounds more exotic

Still waiting for you to post your dinner, KEKlad.

Here are my two children, Bennie and Pip.

She's not bald, she's got her fluffy afro hair but she actually got long braids put in before she came home. I would like to see her rock a buzz cut at some point though, I think it's a cute look.

It's a sultry day in May. Zimmy's bald, black wife is out for a jog in a local park. Her running shorts tightly hug her contours of her fat black arse. Her dark, sweaty skin glistens in the sun. Suddenly her gaze is averted, distracted by the appearance of a strong, white man on a park bench further up ahead. She flicks her wig and pulls her shorts up a bit higher as she closes in, slowing her run slightly so the man can get a good look at her. As she passes, she can feel the man's eyes penetrating her soul, his desire is almost tangible. He wants that black ass for himself.

Moar?

She's not bald

Proof?

bald black women? phwoarr yes please

and their father Moe Tability

Slaphead Wife

Every morning Zimlad lays strips of bacon on his wife's bald head. It's a special black person's scalp care technique, and he's happy to do it. She does her yoga and pilates with the bacon stuck to her bonce, and then Zimmy cooks and eats the bacon afterwards, his cock throbbing the whole time.

Missus just told me she's starting a youtube channel: Bald and Blackrupt

chuckling at this post on the southeastern train between london bridge and orpington

He's just a twoll. Here to laugh at posters.

Norwood 5 oxfam wife

I hope Sean's alright. Hope he posts an update soon.

A twoll living in squalid conditions I suspect

I checked the archives. Zimmys child looks too black to be his. Fucking hell lad get a dna test, I'm not even memeing but that child might not be yours.

He's an expert in children, he knows exactly what they look like

Kek that's got all the makings of a great sitcom.

Just had a shit wank. Took me ages to come and the orgasm was basically non-existent. Very disappointed.

You on SSRIs de lid?

zimmy is just a stepdad

Oh no

I thought the exact same thing kek

I'm on a cocktail of different anti-depressants and anti-psychotics. But I can normally have moderate to decent orgasms even on them.

He's not the step-dad... he's the dad who stepped up!

Nah she's 50% zimmy and 50% her mum. My little caramel angel.

Fair play. I couldn't it myself though. Don't want the stigma.

Sex crazed maniac I am today fucking Hell. Had a wank on the toilet of all places. Disgusting.

had a 6/10 wank earlier

edged but not wutted in a week

Yeah is she okay?
Yeah she just has a rash on her pussy.
LMAO.

someone in the world is being raped right now.

Thought you were broke mate? Getting pissed again?

It's me. My pet duck has just erected into my arse.

Oh thousands, tens of thousands probably.

Everytime an Indian woman takes a shit she is required by law to be raped.

Did you see the news thing about the first female Indian air force pilot being shot down over Pakistan and having to eject. I mean holy shit just imagine how much rape she must be going through right now.

sean needs to start writing down his larps so not to contradict himself within hours of posts.

just back from the runberg, managed 4 miles, dont feel as deathly as i thought but my face is so pink i look like ive been sunbathing for about 3 days non stop kek

Shippy have you ever been called a nonce IRL?

When I go for a run I like to push a woman over so I have a reason to run.

Yes, or at least I think so, the Jamaican patois is hard to hear through sometimes.

Ugly glasses, nonce haircut and overweight

glasses arent that bad really

Fancy a proper piss up but have work early tomorrow, not sure what to do

have a nice piss up and pull a sickie lid, easy

27 year old woman playing a high schooler

Why won't shippy go on finasteride like chika?

The left are the real racists

Why are you obsessed with them, ebin?

Corr good idea

Post 200 anxiety we need a new thread right now

Ebin doesn't post here anymore lad he runs a successful youtube channel

ebin is the new zyzz

I'm an expert on modern day britfeel lore, feel free to ask me anything.

Any SSM updates today?

What's the best thing?

Post 220 anxiety we need a new thread right now

Does Shippy let Poley around his kid? I hope not.

I feel like I can never find a good porn artist

Had a few wokkles in the communal garden nows having a few more. Why? Because I can.

Because I can

Yes, but for how long?

eva6's bumhole

HHL has to pay rent to live in a place he isn't allowed to move out of.

eva6 has to pay for toilet paper to wipe her bumhole, and she is never allowed to stop. She will be shitting until the day she dies.

big broke man in the spacker garden drinking himself to death.

Tequila and cocaine was HHL's downfall

UC update?

few wokkles in the communal garden

Post 230 anxiety we need a new thread right now

will be making a new thread at exactly 300 posts

Do spackers have to pay rent to their homes? Doesn't Daddy Keir pay?

Killed for doing a wheelie

wonder if eva6 uses a bidet

Woby Warvery. It lush and I mean LUSH

It's probably quite comfy having a communal garden to mingle with all your neighbours in

Good lad and then make the one after at 250

Post 240 anxiety we need a new thread right now

300 should be the bump limit. maybe that's why /brit/ is better than here

Preparing the new thread hold tight it won't be long

about to make random throwaway post about yanklass being a racist

captcha is literally KKK

Kinell

Apparently "disabled" but can go on holidays and restaurants and purchase cocaine without assistance. Assisted living my arse

"all" the lads wanting a new thread early, yet 0 of them will post in a thread with ID's.
Berry interdasting.
It's not a thread where the majority of posters are low quality samefagging bait niggas, oh no.

IDs kill /britfeel/ culture IDmong.

At least Keir is going to do something about immigration now.

simps for another thread on another board

Stop trying to force this drivel lad. You fear an ID as it will expose you as a thread shitter. Why are you so fearful of recognition?

NTA but I am in full agreement with him.

Thank you anon lad x

Social Care will collapse if they get rid of all the foreign workers. NHS is 99 percent immigrants.

NTA but, you're a nigga.

Pre post-300 anxiety setting in...

Work all your life just to be looked after by Ngibi Bugatunda in a squalid carehome.

IDmong

Found the /brit/ spammer and thread splitter on sharty.

So the culture these anons want, is to be able to spam and samefag to troll anons.
If you're a genuine poster, you have no reason to fear ID's. You have something to hide, so you fear ID's.
You try to manipulate things to appear a certain way, so you fear ID's.

Care work is overwhelmingly black too. Mum says all the spackers are racist towards them. Not nice.

You think that's bad? Since Brexit I haven't been able to order DVDs from Amazon USA. They just stopped delivering straight to NI. CUNTS!

Piss of shit normie.

He thinks he's a master manipulator, playing hide and seek on an anonymous website.

Oh mate I would be gutted if they did that to me.

No I don't think I'm a master manipulator. You don't have to be a master to manipulate here, that's the point.

because r9k has no IDs

Yet.
Justify your fear of ID's how you want lad. The fact is, I speak the truth, only thread shitters fear the ID.

no one left to cook HHL his oven wizzas

still won't let him use the oven himself

it not right

It means anything that's not on WOW HD I have to send to a forwarding company and then pay them like 20 quid to ship here. Fucking bollocks it is. At least when my sibling from America visits she can shove a load in her case for me.

just here to troll

You have Anon Babble for that, la

look mummy I twicked them they don't know it's me on this anonymous website

Yanklass is here to troll as well. Troll for vulnerable young spacker boys.

Bit weird wanting to obsessively know who every poster is and have them assigned to a unique ID.

Ha thats a good idea. I would do that if I had family in the US. Go on a spending spree when you get to burgerland and get those US DVDs.

just another nasty cunt trying to get hhl to drink and do wokey

might make a new female poster personality and post pics of hair pretending its mine

Bit weird to not want to know who the samefagging cunts are.
In fact, not weird, suspicious.

eva7

bit weird trying to split a thread that's been around 11 years

You lads wouldn't say half the shit you post on here to someone's face. Simple as.

Bit weird wanting to obsessively know who every poster is, naming them blahblahblahLad, wanting to know where they live, what they eat, how much money they have, if they have a job or a gf, sprogs. What they wear etc etc...

I would lad. I have regular meet ups with lads from here and talk shit to their faces.

Give it a rest StalkerAnon

Not trying to split it anon. Has that been mentioned? Your fear of the ID has made you fabricate things to help yourself cope.

StalkerAnon

You are clueless

I live in Hyndland, Glasgow, I have loads of money, and I wear the finest threads.

what's your plan then lad? ask the admins to add IDs to r9k? don't think they're gonna listen pal

And you are boring

Nope, I sent a carrier pigeon to gookmoot. Straight to the main guy xemself.

And you are boring

fascinating

Get your new thread made then lad, you've got all those posts to make again, all that samefagging to do and it's not even near your bedtime yet.

fascinating

boring

Ok, you're boring not fascinating.

Why not do the copypasta again, king? It's been a while.

Cumming on Laura's ugly face.

everyones a bit boring right now, proper bored of you mongs

laura ugly is for nonce

Drivel compass pointing towards Newastle

where is the nu thread? chop chop mong

Post 300 anxiety we need a new thread right now

Chop Chop Mong was my old bands name

Dumb thread, dumb website, kill me

Don't really understand why people come here when they don't like it.

But IDs will fix everything

To fight the shitters. I don't get why people left with no fight when they claimed to love it.

The shitters are a part of it though.

An that dear anon, is the reason I stay.

big man without an id.

IDmong melty coming on strong

fell in love with this accordion player in a live father john misty video
youtube.com/watch?v=cBYjAVqMtqo

Thread is occupied by the Seaside Army, with several parts under control by Helper's World.

Only britfeel will know where this is from, if the link syntax is correct.
#5872548

4/10 drivel today

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LINK

IDmong

He did this on sharty and split threads when it was a non ID thread so he could spam it, samefag and play dollies.

wish I had a mate in the office, its just clock in, do work for a few hours then once its done pretend to do work but no one ever really checks so I just end up watching shit on youtube until I can leave, bit boring.

Trying again. I've never got this to work, even once.
#5872548
Just go here if that still doesn't fucking work.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1747071979282791.webm

Wish I could prevent my impure thoughts about Ruth.

Never trying this again, fucking load of shite.

Necking them wuds with that Steve me. Might neck a webab later.

having a nice day sean?

what the hell is 'sharty'

are you serious? the website everyone went to when Anon Babble went down, dont tell me you went to reddit...

why not invite Asian lad from wooty over?

where do you fink you're going, fren? this is a waldi controlled warea.

no i spent time with my wife and her children

her children

errr

he spammed /brit/ with the same shite and dollies and he was upset when they moved to Anon Babble you can see he's doing the same here. grim.

Had some breaded Jalapeno cheese peppers there and they were lush but sweating like a pedo pig in a piglet pen atm.

Lost me wenefits x

Assisted living my arse

from her previous marriage. suppose i could adopt them to make them 'mine'

How will you explain the massive gap in your CV in job interviews?

Had a good chuckle at this. Arbroathy had a similar gimmick going at one point too

this is a larp isn't it, her kids mixed too?

Living in a care home but not eligible for benefits?
Something not adding up...

I'm posting drivel now

I find it hard to believe a spacker in a spacker home would lose their benefits. Sean you're a broken record and not even a good one. Boring bastard.

I'd gladly be in a relationship with a woman that doesn't do anal

He'll be living on the streets soon, it lush x

nah they are white

All of your sprogs will be posting drivel one day, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Listen man. I didn't choose to be borns.

do you have sprogs? ffs come on youve got to

The only chance of me ever having a sprog is if I kidnap one.

Time to have some sprogs

anal is just willy headlock strangulation, much prefer the hole designed through eons of construction to milk the willy most efficiently

Yeah but you did make a conscious choice to drink today and now all you'll do is complain. Classic mong style. You simply could have had a womfy alcohol free day but instead you've made a stupid decision again.

Has steve lost his benefits too?

Intimate anal

Brilliant, best day in years actually

The twolls have won x
Lost me benefits

Anal is the equivalent of getting your head stuck in a fence.

Same with Shippy, which is why all of his sprog talk makes me so uneasy.

Post 360 anxiety we need a new thread right now

successful, rich entrepreneurs.

We literally have one in the thread as a regular

I have a beautiful sprog with a 53 year old Jamaican woman and this makes you seethe

Seethe? Quite the opposite. I feel sorry for you (not that it's true anyway)

Shippy stood up for what he thought was right. Takes a lot of courage.

Have over 600+ games on Steam.
Played maybe 30-40 of them for a decent amount of time or to completion. Hundreds of games unplayed.
Humble Bundle and Steam sales just make me piss money into the wind... it's almost an addiction

White sprogs

They all look like low iq scum desu

Why was he at that EDL protest?

Why won't Shippy claim benefits? He's clearly eligible.

he's a racist yet has a black kid. shit larp

Affects fertility for one

he's a racist yet is friends with a paki tranny

Not even wissed me just having a chill drink.

Greg seems very confused in his life

Webab wrap 3rd day on the trot can't resist them

so where is the new thread

mental for olives atm. green pitted olives with some feta? amazing

Has probably something to do with his low IQ.

This but with almonds

HHL loyalism x

look at those long fucking monkey arms on the paki tranny, corrr could actually build up to a decent deadlift if he wasn't getting done for installing cameras in bathrooms the fucking wrongun, anyway...

Based. Thinking bout getting one later. Webab wraps hit different when you've had a few wokkles. The ultimate piss head scran.

Only absolute mongs wear shorts after the age of 12

Me? I'm the leader of the anti HHL brigade.

Whats shippy and his transsexual friend doing in Oldham town centre?

What if it's warm?

Trousers for summer exist mate

Shippy wanted to shag Poley but Poley realised he isn't into blokes afterall once he was confronted with Shippy's throbbing penis.

Where were the anti-HHL forces in Edinburgh when I took over last week lmao.

07/05/2025. The day Scotland fell to Helper's world. Never forget x

Lad has a problem with shorts

You were too scared to meet anyone from here de lid.

So this poley is from Oldham? Seen him posted a few times. Im almost certain I know where he is behind that shop counter somebody posted a few days ago.

when I took over last week lmao.

You werent even in Edinburgh, rather some shitty caravan park outside the city where they put mongs and other socially undesirable scum.

You wandered around a castle and then got drunk in a caravan with a smackhead.

Was on me wolidays I'm not meeting up with people from britfeel on me wolidays. Might be garn Glasgow for a weekend next month. Will take over again.

kiwifarms dot net/threads/amer-hussain-monica-white-poleaboo-moni-duh2-di1qty.62615/page-3

SHE lad. Respect Moni's pronouns

I'll meet you in Glasgow as I'm not too far.

Poley is from Rochdale but lived in Oldham briefly when he was in a relationship with Shippy

Bruh.
Your the nappy wearing virgin.
You can't even take control of your own life :/

I'm not meeting up with people from britfeel on me wolidays

Would you meet up with people from /britfeel/ when you're not on your wolidays?

He won't meet you Greg

i could probably beat up HHL easily, he looks very weak

You're saying that as if you were on a special holiday with your girlfriend or something, not a spakker piss up.

What does he do when is not on holiday? Work?

asian lad is running the show

Kiwifarms is blocked in the UK. Kek. Cant access it.
Ah thats why I can recognise places he is whenever I see a photo of him being posted. Used to go to that corner shop in the 90s to buy pokemon cards before it was bought out by pakis. Was owned by a white man called Ian. They redesigned the shop and a part of me died inside when they did that.

Saw a pack of Lidl clad Apus get the drop on a man on his way home from Aldi. After they knocked him down they start going through his bags and went apoplectic when they saw the Frijj in there. looks like they were part of the Yazoo Krew terrorising Feel Street. They didn't bother me as I had some Lidl flip flops on at the time. Had to run and didn't stop to look back after the man started screaming.
Not safe on Feel Street any more. Those frogs polarise themselves on the most menial issues than fight over it, they've recently started drawing battle lines over whether Pound Bakery or Greggs is better and no matter which way it plays out, Feel Street loses.

Link doesn't work (even fixing the dots)

3 bald lads on one team oof

Use the .st extension. Works for me.

That ofcom bollocks thing shut it down in the UK. Its a banned website here. State of that. I abhor censorship. Regardless of what the content is.

You wouldn't last five seconds in a fight against HHL. His long neck allows him to dodge hits with ease and it he can extend it to wrap it around your body he can constrict you till you pass out.

Aye, I read that letter. The same letter will be sent to Anon Babble too. It will be interesting what happens once July 25th comes.

whens Anon Babble getting banned? couple months int it? they banning all porn websites requiring id

Just found out my childhood home that was sold for 80k in 2007 is now worth 170k. Pouring salt on the wound of my long standing issues.

Not sure lad I saw on Reddit uk politics or uknews a few days ago that theres a small list of websites being invested. Anon Babble is not one of them. Laughed out loud when I saw a cycling forum is under fire for some reason. I will try and find it for you.

Fresh start coming on strong on July 25th

Do you know what inflation is?

The fuck has that got to do with your issues?

Fattest thing you've done lads?
Once ate a large Dominos pizza, garlic bread, wedges, cookies and a tub of Ben and Jerrys in one sitting.

Fattest thing you've done lads?

Yer mum.

Walked into that one didn't I?

Im sure my favourite loremaster will chime in soon. And jump down my throat. He always does. Not sure who it is though. Long story short is my childhood home shouldnt have been sold and I should be living there currently but due to my mother throwing everything away for a man she met at the bar.

16 inch pizza with large chips and a 1L bottle of Pepsi in one sitting. Oh it was lush.

So what happened exactly lad? I'd love to hear the whole story.

She kept you warm and fed though, no? Judging by your fat gut

Let's hope she doesn't throw everything away for the man she's seeing from Facebook Marketplace

Dont want to talk about it. Im absolutely fucking fuming. Something has just snapped inside of me. Can we go back to talking about DVDs and seasideMARK please.

New early post 400 thread.

SCREAMING?

No IDs, just the way you like it.
Dollies on tap.
Samefag and spam until bedtime.

No going to post in a twoll thread my lad

Low quality new thread desu

Well looks like history is about to repeat itself. He was living in a private rented house and hes been kicked out because the landlord wanted to sell it. So hes living at his sisters house now on the couch until he gets a council flat. Near impossible for a single white man with no health issues to get here in Oldham. He will be on the waiting list for years. If mum moves him in here Im out I dont give a fuck. Not letting it happen again.

Something similar happened to me though it's a little different. All worked out in the end eventually tho

That pic is shopped lad, he doesn't actually work in a paki corner shop.

Sex with poley

Anal sex with poley

Oh fair enough. 99% certain its the corner shop I used to go to as a kid though.

Time to unwind for the evening now.
Find summat to watch

Rough anal sex with poley

we need closer lad in here or is it titlad these days?

So who is this poley? Must be quite infamous to have a kiwifarms thread dedicated to them.

Paki incel turned tranny who used to post here. Famous for installing a spy cam in a girl's toilet and pissing into his room mate's drinks

Just made an account on sanctionedsuicide forums I would like a few questions answered. Thanks to ofcom for telling me the website exists. Been on it a few mins now cant see the big issue with it. The government shouldnt sticking their hands into other peoples businesses. If I killed myself it would be a relief on the state.

I think I've decided that Katharine Hepburn is my favourite actress.

My favourite actor is Harris Yulin. Played an amazing part in Star Trek deep space 9.

Incredibly grim.Can't play games if yer brown bread.