Rei or Asuka?

Rei or Asuka?
Why?

inb4: She is a 14 year old child you sick fuck

If she is 14 then I am 14

Asuka. I love redheads.

But she is toxic and mentally ill

asuka all the way
that makes it even hotter

Whichever is more likely to murder me?

But I am mentally ill too

Kaworu obviously

asuka
I could fix her brah

no, she is tsundere you fucking mouth breathing moron

She's not a slut she's in a toxic relationship with her Mums ex

yeah the Rebuilds are fucking garbage. they just added more fanservice and took out everything that made the original Eva good

and reifags deserve death, what's new?

posts rebuild Asuka

I've never watched the Rebuilds and I never will

Reifags and Asukafags both deserve death

neither. eva bitches are annoying as hell.

erobb wtf are you doing on Anon Babble?

come into a rei or asuka thread

complain about it

you could just not reply next time

this is more fun

And? She's like many other teens who want fuck older mature guys. Kaji is a total chad too, so it's no wonder why Asuka almost tried to rape him.

toxic loudmouth who's selfish and insecure

vs

nice quiet girl who cares about you

Rei is better.
Even Satoshi Nakamoto agrees
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77961754/#q77963095

Asuka is an annoying bitch I'll inevitably beat the shit out of if I have one too many beers

Rei is a boring soulless robot

Misato it is

I choose the alcoholic pedophile whore

I'm waiting to hear that bad part

neither. misato>

Misato CHADS, wya?

why?

Women with purple hair get me hard. And I want to lick her scar wound.

chads have entered the thread

god shes so perfect, i wish i was underage so she could groom me

being older than her is true suffering

Me too bro...me too
I'm 22 but I'm not 14 anymore like Shinji so she wouldn't groom me :(

Rei is content with herself, meanwhile Asuka resents her past and is very ego centric. So I'd go with Rei because she's more together, but Asuka gotta work on herself.

I'm 36. I'm nearly old enough to be her father. It's not fun.

rei doesnt have a past and she turns into sea foam in like 2 months

Asuka will cheat on you and shit

and shit

is it stinky?

Asuka because I love fiery women and the energy they have even if it will blow up in my face

rei4life

masterpiece

kek no, it's a good show but I wouldn't go that far

Rei or Asuka?

Yui as Unit 01

Picture this: You're stuck in the middle of a flat countryside, with nothing interesting to see in sight. Who would rather spend time with? A girl who says barely anything or one who'll make things interesting?
Asuka brings 'anime vibes' wherever she goes, so you'd never really feel uncomfortable even if you were sitting in a nursing home.

masterpiece

It would've been a masterpiece if Shinji grew some balls and became a harem chad.

If you re gay just say so

Yeah alright okay :/

If you look past the needlessly esoteric christian imagery and incredible animation the plot is actually pretty shit tbdesu, but god damn is the anime sexy. Only reason I still rewatch it every now and again, also probably some degree nostalgiafagging because it was the baby's first anime.

And I suppose that's why you're still talking about it today

Swapping Shinji and Asuka was a brilliant idea.

My one and only wife

Is that background actually real? The sky is so beautiful

Yes, that's usually how the sky looks anywhere other than England.

I would feel comfortable in a nursing home.

Well imagine Rosie O'Donnell invites you for a brunch and she's doing her pedicure. I think I'd rather have Asuka to cheer me up than suffer with a stone-faced silent girl I parade around

girl

silent

I choose.... t3h Rei