Two boys looking at the same moon edition
Previously:
/r9gay/ #2541
I miss my hairy weed smoking schizoid eye candy thread bf
I seriously hate being gay AND having bpd AND living in a homophobic hellhole AND everyone being unappealing here AND Grindr being a honeypot AND not being a twink which narrows my dating pool even more
i have no idea what kind of elaborate trolling YHWH is doing with me but it's working bro you can stop already i swear
Oh to make it worse : the closest person to my type is my friend of 5-6 years, who's extremely homophobic and has a gf every other 4 months but i also extremely affectionate towards me
It's seriously over
Feel so tired waaa.
3ds was far too patient with pxl. do yourself a favor and read their conversation about jailbreaking, the man is functionally braindead
People on Anon Babble think they won the argument if they had the last reply. In reality you lose the moment you stop understanding and responding to points your opponent made.
In reality you lose the moment he posts his huge cock you cant even compare closely to and have no choice but to submit and ask for a discord tag
You lose the moment you stop giving me attention meow I'm important
I want to fuck an older male againnnnnnn
Their bodies are so masculine and strong I need themmm
Reminder to help out sexually confused men by letting them use you for temporary gratification and discard you when they no longer need you
Don't be biphobic anon
I wish someone would do that im so touch starved
I did some pull ups, dips and two more exercises at the machines they had in the park. I could've gone for a run as my legs felt better after walking but I didn't wanna. Besides the running track was all muddy from the rain and too many people there.
My fbf may be skinny, kinda gaunt, have minimal muscle tone, his eye may be sunken but he will still be exuding raw sexual energy in my eyes!
Once you start engaging in pointless drivel with unserious and deranged individuals you're already lost.
im getting diagnosed with schizophrenia and im a full time stoner so i could fit the bill.
Every fetish has a tier list within itself. Because no two footfags are the same for example. One can be into getting stepped on (based), footjobs (based), kissing feet(based) and the other could be into tickling (cringe), sucking on bottoms toes during sex (cringe), giant trampling (cringe) or dirty feet (cringe)
I have a pale twink feet kicking my face fetish
argeed!
this image
cringe
I have a pale twink feet kicking my face fetish
based
It's just a funny pic anon :(
Lookie what I have yay
doctors be like oh you got a solid substance habit going? yeah lets throw some brain pills into the mix based on fuzzy observations and no real tests. thats what old hippocrates would do. for sure.
system of a JOKE
My doctor said he would give me a pill that just reduced alcohol cravings and I asked him how and he said it just does and that scared me and I said no cause I was worried it would do something to my brain even though he was already prescribing me two other pills that mess with my brain.
I want to believe that a bf would fix me but I know it wouldn't I should just kill myself
LET ME FUCKING POOOOOOOST
Oh there we go. Sweet, I'm back! :3
secret is, theyll never take you off things, because if something bad happens afterward you and your family could sue. on the other hand, if they put you on something you consent to, and something bad happens, they cant be sued because "you knew the risks." good doctors will take you off things now and again to see if you still need it, but most are lazy fucks who only care about money. i mean, thats how most people are, but doctors are supposed to be different.
I believe it would drive me to killing myself one more instance of me being replaceable or indesirable and istg ill go postal
I feel the same way. I need a bf like this and I will take the best care of him for a limited time while I can. Fuck everything.
Okay cool
I can't bring myself to wish for a bf anymore knowing it would just make me more miserable there is nothing
I can't stop having fantasies about meeting a cute guy and cooking for him and going on walks and stuff I just want someone in my life.
I don't care if it would fix me or not if he's fin spending time wit my while I'm broken I can stay broken for all I care I just don't want to be alone.
Okay cool
Fuck u :(
Are you guys trying to summon a certain repetitive someone or something? Geez. You can't know if a boyfriend would make you "happy forever" but it would be something different.
Being with someone won't make you not lonely if there isn't a genuine connection
What do you want me to say? I really have nothing to say to that.
Different in a worse way yeah it's so over
you're a #VIP meow!
Yay
Very
Insane
Piece of shit
Going on a date with a stranger is a pointless and performative humiliation ritual. Normies can't romance.
True I only date the men that live on the other side of the globe (I will never ever meet him but I know him well (I think I do we've never met))
Can't knock it til you've tried it. I touched a weenie once. He said I was bad at jacking him off and told me to stop. But the rest of it was fun. We played cards in his tiny room and had several beers.
I've had a bf before I didn't actually like him and cuddling and stuff felt awkward and unpleasant
You don't date anyone *laughs in Brazilian*
Yeah because it would make my life worse like I said
You should try going on dates with someone you don't know that will fix you
Nothing will fix me I'm too far gone
i've been working for 3 weeks and i'm going to quit my job already i hate it
Ok meow yay meow yay
Killing myself yay
I'll probably make vanilla pudding now yay
Yay hope it explodes yay
Well mom decided to make it instead of me so I doubt yay better luck next time
Tying the noose as we speak yay
Livestream it I need something to watch as I eat the puddin'
Choke on my nuts bitch you ain't getting shit
I would be getting your nuts in that case? You're giving me mixed signals here
No you would be choking on ems
I might just have ice cream for dinner, why not? Even though it's cool and rainy today and not really ice cream weather.
So I would be getting something bakamoron. Owned!
Retarded semantics grow up son
Why should I when being mentally 13 is so fun? Yay
*Kills you*
Yay stupid pipsquak steelfag
Ha! Dummy. Dying was always my goal. I win
Stop flirting and meet up to fuck already. Don't play grabass in the thread.
Do you really
Steely is a bottom and likes stinky fat old men so alas I not good enough
I don't live inside his house so it's ldr and he likes strongfat men so alas I'm not good enough
Yeah living is scary and boring. Not being alive would be nice
Steely is a bottom
Slander
Stupid bottom bitch ew you stink also I don't have any strict requirements for a bf because no one would be good anyway
go to barthelona with ur fat dad
I just took a shower earlier so I don't think I stink and my soul is pure so I always smell nice yay. I'm not a stupid bottom!
no one would be good anyway
Exactly
i like pouring cereal on ice cream. that makes it a meal imo. honey nut cheerios especially.
Meow yeah it's so over it's not even that people aren't attractive to me it's just that that isn't enough because I'm desouled
More like you would reject anyone because no one is good enough, so sad. This pudding is really good btw. I ate chocolate first now eating vanilla. Chocolate was better tho I like the taste of vanilla more in general. Yum!
I haven't had pudding in ages, it isn't that hard to make so maybe I'll get a mix at the store next time.
No one is good enough because I'm unable to love anyone not because my standards are high
Same result lolmeow. You would definitely love the mythical Chad but he doesn't exist irl it's tragic
Nuh uh you're just being an incel waa steely is so stupid
Why would this chad be any different
Uhhhh because he would make you fall in love with him duh. He would awake the power of love, which is something you didn't even now you had, from deep inside your black rotten heart.
I finished pudding yay
Circular logic you're one dumb bottom bitch
ywn choke on meows nuts with his consent
Good. Now die, whore.
I thought the tops were dumb ones in meowverse. If anything this proves I'm a top animal yay
A dumb human is still smarter than a stupid beast. Keep coping.
Flawless logic but you're still wrong because I said so
I haven't had meows nuts in my mouth since mom died
my fat dad? i'm confused. my father is quite skinny
let my mom cut my hair
look like a amish child now
it may be time to kill myself
I haven't seen my father since mom died while she was cutting my hair
I've always gone to a barber, my mom would fuck my shit up
Mom only cut my hair because I would never go to get a proper haircut. She didn't like doing it but she did a good enough job I certainly never complained.
I cut my own hair once and I thought it looked pretty good but my mom laughed at me.
I love the smell of hair. I smelled my brothers hair once and it smelled really nice. My fbf would have to deal with me sniffing his scalp all the time.
ok go to the tranquil tamar valley with ur skinny dad like...whatever. why did you get a job anyway? youre like a kid
hey i need a fast answer, red or green? idk who these fucks are. blue to the right is mako but i got him last time.
I'd change shampoos often and not tell you so you'd have to guess the scent.
Green green green cool robot
why did you get a job anyway? youre like a kid
i'm about to turn 23 real soon nonny (still pretty young but not getting any younger). and whatever the tranquil tamar is sure it sounds nice as long as it's not indian
If my fbf actually did something cute like this just to make me happy I'd marry that stupid motherfucker on the spot.
lmao youre so ignant...the tamar river divides devon from cornwall, didnt u learn shit in school? what was all that younie for, how to be stupid?
I would kill my bf if he did this weird shit. He won't be touching my hair either. I can't handle when someone messes with it because it feels unnatural.
This gen is so depressing because I keep thinking something is hot or romantic and then another anon says it's the most retarded or disgusting thing they've ever heard and they would hate it. I can't believe guys can all be so incompatible.