Be you average anonymous moid denizen of r9k

ps i know each and every r9knigger has seen this thread and been personally injured by at least three of the listed points and are now pointedly ignoring it because you are mental children lol/lmao

Most of the users here are zoomers that mentally tune out if it's over a sentence. Make your bait shorter or they can't engage.

you keep calling it bait yet every single thing i mentioned is a common lament here. why do you think a normal, well adjusted, attractive woman would want to involve her life with a cringe nerd who can't even drive or wash itself.

This is just like me fr

I wasnt being ironic, im genuinely curious about what your insult is about?

job

Got it, its so comfy i can fuck around on the chan

friends

Got them but they are fucking enclaustrated nerds

gf and bitches in general

I get them, currently playing around with an university student

family

Strong and lovable

children

Dont want them

car

Got it, shitbox that mogs modern cuck cars

parents

Alive

politics

I dont give a fuck about them, i just get informed to get into banter with people and get bitches to suck my dick

studies

Finished, im working the field i studied for

body

Built fat, i get plenty of compliments

hygiene

I shower once or twice a day and i use boutique parfume, bitches love it. My teeth are whiter than your skin

hobbies

I do some farm work helping some elders in my family to larp as a strongman
Anything else you wanna shit on?

im not going to fuck you dude i came here to make fun of you. notice you didnt mention your height or hair status

height

5'7" never had a problem with it, go ahead, call me manlet all you want

weight

93kg, doctors look baffled when i go for a check because i dont look like an obese lazy fuck, they all tell me "you are heavy because of muscles"

hair status

I have a full head and i need to cut it every month because it gets out of control
Before you ask:

age

33

sexuality

Bisexual, i can fuck you in the ass whatever the fuck you are, you said you dont want it but your attitude tells me you are desperate for cock

cock status

Average and thick, never measured it, never got called small by anyone, been praised for thickness and veins tho. Exercising makes me have a permaboner, so it doesnt matter if you are an ugly fuck, which you probably are
Come on, what was the point if this thread?

5'7"

stopped reading right there. LAUGHING OUT LOUD. ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF EVEN

Haha funny because manlet, sure. Putin is calling telling he ran out of copium stock. You are sad sap, lay off the lolis and go outside. You still didnt tell wtf was this thread about

bothered. xeric. miserable. out of your lane. unfocused. withering.

Its a man trolling.
I can make a bait thread rn and bait dozens of anon while giving the most low efforts replies

tell me one thing i was wrong about.

6.2, not balding, full time job in banking and spend my free time hiking and camping.
Still never got a single date

anyway im just being a big homo. i'm glad your life is going well and i hope you have a good tomorrow. call your dad and tell him you love him. peace

get into photography and start posting on socials.

Nta but

just get into something that doesnt interest you

socials

ugh

I already make nice landscape pics and post it online.
I dont see what it has to do with dating

women like to have pictures they can spam their friends with to mog them

Guess I'm sol then because I never have and never will touch social media.

if you dont play the game you don't win the prize. gl to you bro i'm sure your ideal woman will come knocking on your door any day now life is just a thing that happens to you afterall.

All you listed women do or have accepted in men they fucked/dated you dumb fat ugly larping failure

im not going to fuck you dude

OP threatening not to give neets AIDS

i'm sure your ideal woman will come knocking on your door any day now life is just a thing that happens to you afterall.

You joke but who the fuck knows really. I'll play the game my way (not at all). I'm not gonna stress.

It makes me personally proud desu
I used to be like that, but I've grown or whatever.
You were right.
I would have been insulted by one or three of the points, but not anymore.

you have no power here

honestly glad for you man. good job

Wah my life isn't too bad but it's not great either
Wah I post here every day and I don't want to
Wah I don't have a Job
Wah I keep my bedroom clean and it's a real chore
Wah i'm a diagnosed autist
Wah i can't go outside often because sensory problems
Wah i'm short
Wah i'm 28 and nothing to show for
Wah I never touched a woman and never had friends
Wah the normies also say nigger and talk about jews without me
Wah I'm bored of vidya
Wah my life is a cosmic joke and I don't get any attention
Wah wah wah this universe is hell because I have to share the internet with fat brown people
Wah my life isn't too bad but i'm glad I was born
So please date me (no fatties)

Your parents will use your real name on your headstone when you die.

So please date me (no fatties)

Yes

fieran posting unironically

Die normie.

Wah my life sucks

Stop reading here. Never said that. Life is great. Go commit sudoku.

Nta but girls wont come under your shitty ig landscape pics

youre supposed to include yourself in the photo smiling and looking to the right dumbass

alright credit where it's due this one was funny

you're all miserable cunts whose lives are a mess yet you want le 10/10 stacy to be your surrogate mothers

I mean yeah, sort of. I'm not killing it and I didn't have a great time growing up. No need to rub it in. Very rude anon

what does it mean to be looking to the wrong?

theres studies done that show looking to the right implies adventure and forward momentum while looking left has an adversarial character look it up im too drunk to continue this thread i hope you all find meaning in today or whatever try and learn something interesting

bro just spam selfies

Useless if youre not attractive
Do you expect women to just flood your ig just because they see your face?

Be you average anonymous moid denizen of r9k

Yuh!

Wah my life sucks

Eh, it's alright.

Wah I doomscroll for twelve hours each and every day

Not really, most of my online time is absentmindeadly listening to vods of react streamers while I'm doing something or walking somewhere, I've been playing with this DnD ai recently, it's pretty bad.

Wah I have a soulless computer job

I'm starting college this year, no job currently but I'll be doing boring office work as a logistics engineering intern during college.

Wah my bedroom is covered in dirty dishes and wrinkled t-shirts

It's not I throw my stuff in the hamper and mommy washes it for me

Wah I have more mental illnesses than fingers

I don't think I have any mental illnesses

Wah I can't go outside because strangers might look at me

I go outside every day.

Wah I'm short

I'm 183cm so higher end of average

Wah I'm 24 and going bald

I'm 23 and I am in fact no balding, based on my dad I won't be ever.

Wah I never developed romantically growing up and women are scary

I mean yeah, I had 1 gf and we held hands and kissed and that's it, going up to random women to try and court them is scary though.

Wah the normies don't like me saying nigger and talking about jews all day

They actually love it, I'm always the funniest guy in the room.

Wah my dota elo is triple digit

Never played dota

Wah my life is a cosmic joke and I only get attention by threatening to kill myself

I've never threatened to anhero

Wah wah wah this universe is hell because I can't get conscripted to go get scurvy and kill brown people

Why would I want to be in an army?

Wah my life is shit I didn't consent to being born

You're repeating yourself

So please date me (no fatties)

Yeah, no fatties and no non-virgins. I ask for this unironically even knowing that it's hypocritical cause I'm fat, thankfully for me I don't have to be fair in my dating standards cause irl cute not fat women date big fat hairy bastards like me all the time