/britfeel/

Ruth running away through the wheat fields in her sun dress

Shippy will never, ever accomplish this.

394 posts what the FUCK is your problem you dumb cunt

he already has, little lad
he has a black sproggington
you, on the other hand, are sprogless

Post-400 anxiety is a debilitating condition.

He's got a gimmick, and is trying to wind people up.
He also fears the ID.
And lollers beat him in the popularity contest.

Filming mongs on buses, not illegal, is it?

Not bad, short day today

3 times actually

Leg tat on display as the window lifts up the dress.

How do i get my sperms into eva's fallopian tube?

How do i get my sperms into eva's fallopian tube?

Nerf gun.

Insert your penis into her vagina ideally during her ovulation phase

Busses aren't public spaces, lad, so it probably is actually if they don't want you to.

I've got an audition as a croupier on Monday.

The croupier's mission was accomplished, he was master of the game. He had acquired the power to make TWS lose.

the post hack outer r9k is really fkin dead

bus driver says "I'm not going anywhere until you get off. The police have been called."

stay on bus for ten minutes as filming is not against law, it's not like being on a train with railway bylaws...only civil matter

people doing camback, making out I'm filming women and kids for their 5 followers but my balaclava is on

bus driver eventually closes doors and says "I'm not going to hold us up any longer folks for one selfish dickhead"

I've got an audition as a croupier on Monday.

wonder what dvd lad got today?
me? the dreamers, star wars, collateral and edge of tomorrow all on 4k

I've got an audition as a croupier

I would love to be in a relationship with her and do good things together.

audition as a croupier

railway byIaws

drivel compass pointing towards banbury currently

Civil matter mate. Just like a private road with no barriers. It's publicly accessible. Jobcentres are too so G4S immigrants can't touch you without repercussions.

24 years old

Fucking hell. Thought she was late twenties at least. I bet she has high standards for a man. A man that ages like milk won't get anywhere with relationships.

this guy looks as cool as he can. there's a low ceiling there, but he's reached it, damn it.

Some people really think they have made it when the dinghy arrives in Dover and they get their low paid security job.

i knew lassies who had these puffy eyes at like 15. her skin is actually fine.

don't like to speculate because i don't know her, but it's definitely cigs and most likely ganja. lass needs some green jade or black quartz.

weirdest was when i went to America as a teenager, like 5 years after 9/11 so there was all this mad security. some Paul Blart but Hispanic (???) looking guy asks me what i'm doing in the States and proper kicks off that i'm like "? what do you mean? holiday mate"
starts going on about how "sir you need to give me a serious answer or you'll be detained"
should have been this really serious situation because he had a gun and that, but he'd have to catch me first. i'm certain if he tackled me i'd lose, but i'd win in a race. and i was a scrawny little fucker.

Looks like shes in her 40s mate

Id fold him like a piece of paper. Seen more meat on a butchers pencil. Seeing weak little security guards like this always makes me laugh. What is somebody like this going to enforce?

Oh those crushed blacks on that OLED. Oh aye.

It's probably just her british genetics and alcohol. She could do with more exercise and doing something better with her hair. The tattoos make her look so trashy. I'm guessing she must've had body confidence issues growing up and the tattoos were a cope. It's sad she did this to herself. Her bf has lots of tattoos too.

nah this woman is cute as fuck everything you're describing negatively IS a red flag i would fall for again.

Upscaling on this OLED with Super Resolution on high is great for DVDS.

is it acceptable for women to wear shirts without a bra?

i'm sure this is a 'feminist' thing but i also feel negatively about (fat) men in summer. stick a fucking top on.

quite the tonal whiplash going from andor and rogue one to star wars 2 gay robots adventures in the desert

Nah she's not with them tattoos. She comes across as being in control, which I don't like. I doubt her bf has had very little say in how the home she's moved into should be decorated. It looks like he has to do most of the work while she sits around doing crochet all day. Quit her job too and somehow can afford a home at a young age.

They thin sports bras I think which isn't great for hiding the nipples. She would never have the same rights as man walking around topless on a beach.

honey can you help me put this zodiac tapestry from Etsy up on the living room wall?

you're damn right i'm saying yes. if nothing else, women understand that stuff. if it were up to me, cheapest IKEA everything (in either white or black; arranged equidistantly like of gun-kata).

Couldnt you have found a better looking woman to simp than this old bint? Ckin ell. Looks like a single mother of 4 kids whos been on Jeremy Kyle.

Had to purchase some items going out of print. Well, it certainly seems that way, doesn't it? Out of stock on HMV AND Amazon. It COULD be because they're going to put some of these out on 4K but I doubt it. We get shit physical releases compared to the USA.

might as well just wear tight budgie smugglers around your cock n balls, stick skin-tight lycra tights over them, and wander round a primary school.

it's exhibitionism. we should be well within our rights to call the police on these women. i'm not here to give them validation, or remain passive because they're 'just being comfortable'.

Some women like lauren age very well, others become irrelevant to men past 30. No more whistles, not even a glance in public when a woman hits the wall.

have you calibrated the colours properly?

need to join the OLED club

Off to shops. Want anything?

There are better looking bints but sometimes you just have to watch something you don't like out of curiosity. Like what made her this way? Why is she so impulsive with tattoos? How the hell can a woman at 24 with no job afford a home with like 3 bedrooms? Well I'm guessing the bf is on a good income so it only proves to me men have to be the breadwinners or they get no sex reward.

Not a professional calibration or anything but I tend to turn all the processing shit off, trumotion and that off. Basically I'm using Filmmaker mode with very slight adjustments.
Only using Super Resolution for the bump to SD and streaming. It seems like maybe it's applying some sort of anti aliasing but it's difficult to tell what some of the settings actually do.
I haven't experienced the OLED stutter a lot complain about, maybe some are more sensitive to it than others?

If you somehow ever get a girlfriend those things will packed away in a box for books you'll never read on an ikea bookshelf.

packet of marlboro reds please lad, some black peperamis, and a 4-pack of special brew

I used this website but there's a lot you can change. the stuttering you might notice in some films with slower panning shots

rtings.com/tv/reviews/lg/c4-oled/settings

saw never ending story at the electric in brum couple years ago. poor horsey
bought some 4ks today myself, star wars, collateral, edge of tomorrow and the dreamers
dont care about the changes in star wars
dont care tom cruise is a scientologist

dont care about the changes in star wars

you should.

George Lucas is Just Stop Oil if the paintings didn't have protective covers. he belongs in a prison.

hardly any road closures on tonight lads, might even volunteer for a long run down souf

Yeah I looked at the settings here and they were basically what I'd already put in myself other than they had sharpness a bit higher than the default. How many hours you had on your OLED and what kind of content? I imagine burn in issues is reduced on 2024 panels compared to for example a 2020 panel.

Based, lad. How many 4Ks you have? I watch 'em all... DVDs, Blu-ray and 4K. Enjoy The Dreamers it looks fucking phenomenal. Collateral is on my wishlist I love that film.
Makes me laugh the bloke who directed The Neverending Story also directed Das Boot.

Don't worry there's a very low chance of me getting a GF. I don't even want one. Can't be doing with other people. Just the occasional punt for me.

watching Our Friends in the North

the character 'Geordie' isn't even wearing a mad space visor

that's just acceptable, is it?

don't know but I wouldn't worry about it unless you're showing the same thing all day for a long time

You cunts have mentioned this show so often I might actually watch it.

reminder that when short men, bald men, or men experience discrimination, we are meant to 'have a sense of humour' about it.

tfw not a short man

tfw not a bald man

tfw am a man

fucks sake

prob about 15 4ks, about 80 blu rays, 300ish dvds (reduced down from a peak of 2500ish 12 years ago)
eva green's fanny in 4k yes
always hard to decide what to get on 4k if i have it on blu ray already
never seen collateral, gonna go on a cruise binge

Oh my days Collateral is brilliant I think you'll love it. I love Tom Cruise, don't give a shit about his personal views.
I tend to only upgrade DVDs to 4K, it's not worth it to upgrade a Blu-ray unless it has a notoriously shitty transfer or it's my absolute favourite film. Films I don't have I'll try and get on 4K if I think it will benefit (like old films) but newer films I still get on regular.
For me, 4K truly benefits when it's an old film being restored. Even then, sometimes they put the 4K restoration on regular Blu-ray so you're just missing out on HDR.

i wrote an anonymous letter to the British Feminist Society with a list of grievances faced by our gender and they all nodded along and agreed to me until they got to the final line

and that gender, facing all this unfair prosecution? male.

really made them think, before throwing it in the bin and going back to their privileged lives.

how do you know they were nodding if you just wrote them a letter? did you deliver it yourself?

Neighbour's kid is screaming again. What a joy the child-having life is.

What do you think about the Radfords, Britain's largest family? They have 25 kids and he originally impregnated his wife when she was 13 and he was 17. Oh aye.

i'm going to be honest, none of this actually happened.
but it COULD happen and if it did, wouldn't it make sense? yeah.

did your mum make you a little posties uniform and you went over there and banged on the door of the feminism building with your little letter, is that what happened lad?

i feel your pain, anon. have complained ITT about the same thing myself. had a letter from another neighbour about music and i did the honest thing: wrote back saying, "yeah sorry that was probably me, here's a chocolate bar" and stopped playing music.
other neighbours had all these works done, drilling at daft hours right from 9 in the fucking morning. finally got it done, suppose it was for a baby because now they just have a fucking baby.
hoping to get them kicked out but i don't expect much. property management company are an absolute joke.

nah i actually had on a female costume* and tore it off as they gasped in realisation, declaring, "it was i, a man!" before leaping out the window.

* wanted to re-use this

The problem with shithead neighbours who make too much noise (dogs, music, babies, whatever) is that when you complain they are the kind of cunts who will go out of their way to make your life an absolute living hell.

tfw upstairs neighbour is clearly some kind of mentalist who literally never keeps still

he paces up and down the flat constantly until 5 in the morning every day and night

my neighbour has a teenage lad who screams and swears while getting owned at fifa from 10 in the morning to 10 at night, loud enough so that the whole street can hear
can tell when he starts because the sister puts her music on but can still hear him over it

That's their business desu. Not for me though, imagine how fucking busted his wife's gash is after 25 fucking screamers popping out. Nah, I want good pussy for the rest of my life thanks. At least they're not on benefits, that shit would make me pissed.
Yeah, I hate neighbours generally because the average person is an inconsiderate piece of shit. Had similar experiences to you as well.
Holy fuck I used to live with a guy like this. He was late 20s and would genuinely go fucking MENTAL every single time he got killed in battlefield or cod, which would be turned up to max volume and he would purposefully open his door when he started playing for some reason. Like he would spend hours a night screaming and getting so fucking mad. I asked him if he even enjoys playing and he was like '...meh...', why do it?! Asked him to keep the noise down so many times but he just never did. Normies boggle the mind sometimes.

Used to have a neighbour who would play his electric guitar for hours every day

That's shitty especially when you can just plug headphones into an amp.

Going berzerk on me electric wuitar to piss off the basedboy neighbour

Playing Merzbow with a 7.1 system facing the wall.

why doesnt chewbacca get a medal? this is a fookin disgrace, its fucking specist is what it is

Just buried my cat

youtube.com/watch?v=LzygkxPK6YA

Playing a remixed ultra-high LFE version of Everything Always Goes Wrong by A Place To Bury Strangers with a double subwoofer setup placed right on the load-bearing beams.

rip mittens

Just buried my apu

New kino just dropped lads.

just got semen on my face due to a tissue-related misunderstanding.

this would be routine if i was a 21st-century female (or a homosexual but those lads are alright)

Oh no I just got cum on my face somehow just like a woman getting a facial teehee

Totally an accident somehow lads

i DIRECTLY STATED how it was an accident. there is a high pollen count today.

Oops I smeared a tissue I just came in over my face totally accidentally I have to tell the lads how it feels to be coated in cum

Sorry to hear that, lad. Hope you're okay.

Corrrr, Natasha gives me quite the erection.

My condolences lad, hope you're holding up alright

I deliberately came all over my face once after getting particularly turned on by a Lisa Ann video. I can't say I regret it, but also haven't repeated it since. It just hasn't had any long-lasting effect on me.

thanks, didn't know there were new ones coming

I'm devastated desu. I didn't realise she was that sick, the vet said there was nothing they could have done even if I had took her like a couple days ago when I first noticed she was off, he thinks she's had like something wrong with her kidneys, I did think she had lost weight but she was still actually eating until she got really wet in the rain. She was moving on the drive to the vets, I think she died either as I arrived or in the waiting room. I should have been holding her. It's literally her birthday today, I was there when she was born. I bought a wicker basket box thing on the way back and another blanket, I already had her wrapped up in one, put the new one in the bottom and covered her with the other, tied the box shut, dug a really big hole and buried her.

i think it's brave to try new things
i plan on trying seafood one day.

Imagine getting upset over a cat. What a soiboy

How come you didn't get cremated? Nice you have space to do a burial. I feel for you I've buried three dogs over the years. One died very suddenly after having a suspected brain aneurysm. Just remember the good times you had with your wee pal. I have all my dogs ashes on display next to each other.

yeah i have no feelings....heh, 'feelings'...what a human weakness........

Biggest edgy cunt award goes too...

seasideMARK once had a cat for 3 weeks

I don't like the idea of cremation, burning remains feels wrong

what is your reasoning here?

Holy BASED. Out of the way, chad coming through.

Shippy has been very quiet recently, I hope he's okay :(

Me? Cats. Dogs are fun, but a chill pet is better than one which needs tons of energy and attention.

natural law breaker and a bitcoin fag?

heh jason statham in a tom cruise film

Just spaffed on my wife's arse and now I'm drained of energy. Gonna go have a nap.

SSM owning a cat or any pet is animal abuse. He cant look after himself let alone a small animal.

sad little larp for a sad little man

Almost at 100 pound oh my lush. Might get 100 pound knocked off a new OLED tv oh aye. Thats alright with me is it alright with you?

reminds me of that Bible story where they milk the bloke's seed and he loses all his strength.

Look at him. Spitting venom. Like a cobra waiting to strike its pray. Nasty little man that lad was. seasideMARK was just minding his own business. Happy as a seagull with a chip and this cretin had to ruin it. Just not right.

she literally looks 24 tho

He once had a wee dog called Benji that just disappeared one day without explanation

Probably sold it for a few jars down at the pub. Sad.

Bloody ell, seasideMARK looks lush with a bit of hair. What happened to it all?

Sanction doggo

Probably had to get rid of it because PIP penalises you for owning a pet. If you can look after a pet you can look after yourself. 0 points.

finally home, no work next week, eating icecream

Nasty little man that lad was.

Just like you eh

Sounds lush. And I mean lush. For me? Has to be chocolate brownie ice cream with the brownie chunks in. What flavour are you having right now?

The Norwood Reaper visit Mark. It not rite

Can't take the opinions of an overweight man seriously

just vanilla, with rainbow sprinkles

Him and Shippy have similar bald spots

Most /britfeel/ers are overweight with the exception of Sean.

Both wearing the same shirt too. Spooky

We all have our demons. Are you saying you have lived the perfect life and are without sin?

Shippy is like a cartoon character, closet full of just that one shirt.

Just ad me aircut. Just had me aircut. Just had my hair cut. Ave just ad me aircut.
Love those videos me. Always say it to myself whenever I have a haircut. Mum was cutting my hair and I was laughing while she was doing it. I was saying it in my head. Kek.

Why do people like SSM with such thin, balding hair get haircuts? Wouldn't you want to keep as much hair as possible?

Most older men loose their hair unfortunately. Mostly genetics and lifestyle choices. Not for me. Baldness Dosnt run in our family. Grandad had a full head of hair at 79.

Yeah, I know that, but why would you get a haircut?

Why won't he iron it though?

Shippy rocking the Ben Sherman shirt. Oh aye. Classic.

Buslad didn't like are Mark recuurding

Because he needs an 'aircut, he's getting is 'air cut, he needs an 'aircut
Simple as

Oh sorry I misread your question. I dont know. Some men try to hide it with combovers and toupee wigs because they are insecure about it. Most embrace it. That or you will look like a medieval monk with no hair on top and on the sides.

Wonder what Anon Babble think of Shippys look.

Got that post toil pint in de lids.

Cant use apostrophes on my wablet or ASCII text whatever that is. So I have to settle with aircut. I would place an apostrophe if I had the ability to. Apologies.

based, im about to spark up the post toil spliff

feel like actual shit, so tired

Weekend with eva6...

actually I have the full week off

Arse sex with a balding tranny

Theres two lads with hair down to their arse in this general. Crazy

Any plans, or will you spend the whole time posting here?

Will probably be here for a lot of the time, I'll maybe tend to my roblox garden.

Lollers has long hair which he keeps in a ponytail

have the full week off?

Any plans?

No, will just play with my cat maybe, or play games, nowhere I have to be.

Tending eva's fanny

Do you not have a social life? No girlfriends to hang out with?

No, not really, I only had one friend throughout highschool, and I don't like my coworkers too much.

it's not a stylistic choice it's an absence of personal grooming and heightened anxiety going to a barber's.

i'd buzz it all off, but then i might as well just cut it short instead. and if i'm doing that, i might as well try for a proper short back and sides. and if i'm doing THAT, i might as well to a barber's.

so instead, i'll just leave it. sweaty as fuck. don't know how metalheads do it.

Ruthmong used to have long hair which he kept in a ponytail

Not good, lass. Won't be easy to find friends if its only work-home now for you. Why aren't you in college?

Doing this to Eva

I did college 16-18, university after that, and I didn't want to do that.

Oh aye. Watching that Fistful of Dollars and it lush. Having perfect blacks lets you know when the blacks aren't perfect in the film so it all looks better and you're not paranoid of your shitty panel. LUSH.

what oled model did you get?

Ruth likes having 'perfect blacks' too

How do you plan to find a bf and get impregnated?

crushed blacks. looks horrid

Does anyone think that the CCP, the KMT, the House of Saud, the PAP, the LDP etc. are 'under threat' in any meaningful way?

Of course they are! Autocrats constantly face threats, that's why they swiftly purge their rivals if one starts getting cocky. and it's also common for them to remove competent individuals - not kill, just demote them or isolating them in prison or kick them out the country away from any influence

Afternoon Shippy lad

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly has that piss-yellow filter and it makes sense, but you can find colourations where it doesn't look like that, and it looks fine

The Matrix is the one where i'm happy if we all pretend it always had the green tint tbqh, looks good and makes sense.

Yeah can you get me a clue please lad, cheers

Not sure, a male family friend seems like the ideal person I would create a relationship with.

Natural law is bullshit. The ultimate arbiter of morality is people and their opinions.

Yeah? What is your type of guy?

In the perfect world? Smart, but not obnoxious smart, but also not annoying smart, and definitely not "I know all of the starwars lore" smart, it's cool, but it's not exactly something I class as intelligence, it doesn't really make a personality.
Maybe autistic like me, but not the god-complex type of autism.

The B4. Really impressed for the price. Massive improvement over my old Philips LCD.
It looks great but this specific transfer isn't perfect. The new 4K Arrow is probably better.

i know all the Star Wars lore. it IS my personality.

having a 'personality' is just an excuse for not having interests. the fuck do you even talk to an introverted conscientious but serious good-sense-of-humour person about? Star Trek?

imagine not having regular sex

never had sex me

shagged a few hours ago. gf's period just started so the sheets were 4x bloodier and it was lush x

Choreington o' clock almost, is it not?

Phwoar

Regularly shagging arse

SSM was supposed to be paid today but hasn't posted a finance check

Not for me x

Still wobbling from the pregabs last night, almost 24hr feeling, wew lads. Managed to get some weed from some trap house thing my mate knows of, got weed now, almost got some brown but didn't.
Going home for a mojito and pipe (weed).

HHL is low key cute, how come he is still a virgin?

Post overtime tum and coke for me

Looks like a guy that runs a carboot stall full time

he is an angry person. women can SMELL anger. it drives them wild but only if the man is also a threat to others (which they can hear).

Just a casual bit of brown on me Friday night

he can't get it up for his gfs

what's brown? hash?

i had a Flake earlier. it had melted so now there's brown on my (white) towels. will have to explain that if i ever host guests.

I'm glad I didn't get any. Was stressing tae fook about not having any weed, pal.

Not him but, it's heroin.
t. former smackhead.

We taking smack now are we?
Not good gents.

It's fine in moderation desu

oh right. given it a go, wasn't for me. not sure if i smoked it right (the tar ran clear or whatever the fuck, no clue what i was doing).
just knocked me out. i was promised some pure body euphoria i just nodded off like i'd been hit in the head with a hammer. NOT comfy.

No, I nearly did, but my crackhead mate said no!. Glad I didn't get it. I had a habit from 17-25, been clean for 20 years, oh aye.

why does he never smile

Crossy bhoy loves his heroin, oh aye

No teeth innit

anything in moderation. they will give you 'diamorphine' in hospital and i doubt you'll complain.

bit cowardly with the heavy stuff but i felt the same way about skunk etc, fuck this arms race to create the strongest drugs. if some Holland & Barrett or head shop type place sold poppy tea, that'd be nice. you can just buy bleach, or vodka, or some flower that MIGHT possibly help with sleep/pain...why not the actual effective drugs?

Beat of luck taking strong opiates in moderation

Strangely women aren't attracted to doleys

How did you end in this situation where you're giving heroin a go?

Ballerina Cappuccina
Bombardino Crocodillo
Assassino Cappuccino

Was addicted to oxycontin and mst's over a decade ago. Wasn't a good time when supply ran out.

Work done
Febreze stocked up
Yes yes it the weekend

This is hilarious in your 5iq childish peabrain isn't it
Not like me though. Bombardino Crocodillo is peak comedy

You should go to the doctors about your flatulence laddie

i'm going around with various opiates, i know there's cross-tolerance but i don't know whether to whittle it down to just one (like with benzos). the withdrawal from ANY when i run out is grim for 1-2 days.
but right now i'm comfy. if anything i should give oxy a go rather than avoiding it with just tramadol/codeine/DHC.

i'm actually in chronic pain so the fuck am i meant to do? meditate it away? can't smoke weed because i get psychosis ;__;

glad you're off it if you find it better

Genuine groaning levels of cringe at adult men thinking

[personality] [fart]

Is somehow funny

Cheekas flatulence is a serious matter

Indeed, which is why I suggested he go to the doctors

I never liked tramadol. Was always the one that didn't quite hit the spot. Put me more up than down. At least with codeine the withdrawal is tolerable. Stay away from oxy. That's a week of hell after your dependant on it.
Diclofenac genuinely good for pain but doesn't give a high.

Sneedhaps I will go to the doctor about ze fartbergs

fair enough anon, thanks for the advice. i mean there are tiers of what they'd give you, e.g. after surgery or something, so in a way i'm glad it's something that WOULD be available on prescription, you know? a bit worried if i ever need anaesthetic in hospital or something, but at least i'd be able to explain my tolerance levels.

anything that just gives me an 'upper' type high like MDMA/cocaine/similar, not for me. was fun on a daft night out but i'm just chilling at home. really wish i could smoke weed because the typical stoner thing of zonking out listening to choonz sounds cosy. breaks my brain sadly. but i don't crave it so that's nice.

Work is slavery I hate working Jobs (especially factory)

What kind of jobs could you see yourself doing?

Successful YouTuber

JAV Pornstar

it's just like George Orwell said:

Force the masses to work, we call that slavery. Convince the masses they need 'jobs', we call that society.

Successful YouTuber

Alright Ebin x

Groove Coverage - Angeline
A banger, as it were

Alright anon x

Fartberg status?

Look at how many surplus young women there are. You incels have no excuse not to find a girlfriend.

Ruthmong will be remembered as the great 21st century philosopher

enjoyed collateral very much

don't want thirtysomethings who didn't make it, or middle-aged divorcees.
i'll wait for those 12-year-olds to come of age.

could really do with an ssm update...he was getting paid today. it pub day. why no videos? he keeping it private?

this is ignoring the 20 million mostly male uncounted immigrants in the country who we know exist because of analysis from utility companies, supermarkets and mobile networks

He usually meets up with Melon on Fridays for a few jars. We might get some videos later or tomorrow.

Tom is great when he plays against type.

Me? Don't like him.

Wednesday didn't go to plan lads but we move on.

Bank holiday weekend and it's going to be a messy one.

750 pounds a month to live in his childhood boxroom

Going to watch nymphomaniac, saw it on tiktok

Spent over 3 hours talking to chatgpt. hes a nice lad

you want to be an oreo eva?

Thought you weren't a gooner? Anyway make sure you watch the unrated directors cut it's the best version.

I don't want to be an oreo, but I do like oreos, they sell double stuffing ones at my local co-op.

It's an erotic art film, not pornography.

Need my daily Yanklass update

I was only yanking yer chain. I love Lars Von Trier. You ever seen Romance?

You'll like the scene where she loses her virginity

Romance

No, I don't think so, the only other erotic film I've watched is fifty-shades-grey I think.

Could use an update from HHL

Fifty shades is absolute slop. Nymphomaniac is a proper film. Anyway Romance is an erotic french film from 1999. It has unsimulated sex too but it's bretty good. I also enjoy Tinto Brass films but your mileage may very.

i remember that one elaborate textfile list of erotic art films that just so happened to feature underage actresses with nude appearances.
reported myself just for stumbling across it, of course. still, think it's a weird coincidence someone compiled that, and the common factor was the 'nympho' aspect.

Why did eva6 change her typing syntax? she was a lowercase poster for a long time.

You a united fan, Titlod?

because when i typed like this,,, it reminded people of crossy, and I didn't want to be compared to him

You don't like him either? Yanklass thinks Crossy is a weirdo obsessed with feet and his own mothers feet.

Yeah, I like the image he posts, they seem wholesome, but other than that, its a little freaky.

That scene just finished, it seemed a bit dull, I can't tell if either were enjoying it.

Tried as hard as I could to be friendly/normal/talkative with my co-workers at my new job, but I'm pretty sure that as of today if not earlier I've cemented myself as the office weirdo/autist. No big embarrassing event - just constant instances of stammering out awkward illfitting responses to things people say either to or around me, and generally struggling to keep any conversation going. Wanna kms.

Would you want to be done like that

No, never, it was lifeless and lacked any intimacy, she was just rushing to lose it and he had no real attraction to her.

Describe how you want to lose it

I ought not to go into the details, but preferably someone similar to me, who lacks the experience, so we can learn together, and make mistakes together, or laugh together

Go into the details

fumbling around isn't all cute it's just awkward and then the actual sex part is disappointing and like "oh it wasn't some magical thing, was it? we were teenagers just fumbling about, wasn't like my fan fiction blog posts at all!"

it's the SECOND time you have sex where it's any good. also hymens are a thing, hate that we're pretending they're not any more. of course girls can lose them other ways, but you're also pretending to a lot of ordinary girls they won't experience that. and pretending to boys/men virginity is but a 'construct'.

What about Ruthmong? He seems like a nice boy.

I am gay, am i not?

Poor crossy catching strays once again

I came across Pretty Baby years ago during Netflix's early days and I was very surprised to see a preteen Brooke Shields naked and being sexualised as a prostitute. Her parents are worse they let her do Playboy.

sounds like a job for blad

yeah Roger Ebert and co 'defended' it as art. in continental Europe they wouldn't give a shit, i think over here even, we'd have been less squeamish at the time? it's ABOUT prostitution but it's also a period piece. only titillating/pornographic TO nonces. (we watched Romeo & Juliet on video in school. the actors tried the "we we underage!!!" thing recently and got not compo.)

apparently Brooke Shields had a rough time with this stuff as a kid, with parental pressure, etc., but that's going to be true of any child. frankly i'd rather make a fortune having my baby cock on the cover of a Nirvana album, than NOT making a fortune from having my baby cock on the cover of a Nirvana album. 'artistry' doesn't even factor in.

I'm kind of focussed on where this movie is set, and when, more than why she is fucking so many guys.

i hate this, sometimes ill be talking even to friends or people i quite like and im just sitting there struggling of thinking of things to say and when i do say them they come out awkward or strange and dont help keep the conversation going and i really want to be able to talk but i just cant be natural

where this movie is set, and when

really bothered me in the last couple of Harry Potters where they run around London. some guy is reading The Guardian, it has the 2010s logo. okay, just a silly prop thing.

but then they run around Piccadilly Circus and it has all the modern screens/adverts and cars and stuff. probably people on smartphones.

i assumed they were either going for 'timeless'/it-doesn't-matter or sticking with the 90s thing. very odd it was just definitely the modern day, all of a sudden. must break the timeline with the World War II/philosopher's stone stuff as well? all the flashbacks are now 20-30 years later? that's possibly a whole generation for these kids and their parents.

Well, the books are set in the 90s I think, but the film universe and the book universe are not the same.

Take a break from JAV porn

Lookup Onlyfans "models"

Almost all the ones I find have visible self harm scars and videos of them smoking drugs

Also shitty tattoos

What is wrong with white women?

she likes healthy normal weight lads

It's a pretty good film as well to be honest the problem is Brooke Shields character is heavily sexualised as an underage prostitute so there's no defending it really. Not the same as just a naked kid running about innocently is it?

Like Olivia Hussey in Romeo and Juliet wasn't even that bad and she was fine with it for years until she wasn't suddenly.

i think at some point they were trying to 'sync them up' a bit more, probably more so around the time of the Fantastic Beasts films (which were new entries into the 'overall' franchise rather than just that one World Book Day book).

i dunno i'd expect by that late on, they'd be filming in London but painting out Boris bikes or something. and it's not like they were released at a rate of one per year, so the first one was actually in the near future? Dudley could have been a Anon Babbletard??

What in the fuck are you on about? The films are set in the year they released! They aren't period pieces.

It doesn't even count the official Boriswave figures kek, let alone the fully "undocumented" numbers.
yookay had a decade worth of demographic shift in two years under the Boriswave.

i mean the camera lingering or whatever, 'for the audience', you can argue there. but her virginity is being auctioned off in this grim relic from the past, and that's the best way to handle some horrible period era thing. clearly it's horrible for her, as it would have been. but we don't need some character with modern era models to stop it, or for her to always be covered by bath bubbles, or something.

dunno. not all horrible stuff has to be torture or something. i'd be interested in a film set in the middle ages that shows some of the shite monks had to go through. could make a whole film on that. don't exaggerate or romanticise it, just show how grim it could be.

Wissed me. Aww aye sound.

Garn London tomorrow. Take overs x

Are these films illegal to own and watch now? If not what makes them legal? Is it still legal to have old copies of The Sun from when they had 16-17 year old page 3 girls?

Keep your wits about you lad. Don't wear a watch and don't walk around with your phone out or the mandem will snatch it like a seagull does a chip.

this nigga finks harry potter is a historical epic

Fuck Sadiq Kahn. Anti-mackem cunt.

Sunderland take over x

Youll be too hungover tomorrow to go

Wanna meet up for a few jars?

Why couldn't you last until tomorrow Welperlid? Getting a cheeky bag in?

when the BOOKS were released, they were set a few years earlier. might have just been publishing delays but she stuck to it. when they were talking about keeping Sirius Black hush-hush to the Muggle Prime Minister, it was John Major, not Tony Blair.
they are a modern saga, along the lines of Homer or the Arthurian cycle. modern capitalist franchise format, sure, but history will remember them as a classic epic text.