Robots and their "it's so easy" type thinking again:
Ozempic
You feel for the Big Pharm advertising. There's a lot of people experiencing major side effects like gastroparisis. There is several case studies where it never returned. So, the person is on total parenteral nutrition.
Oh, let's not forget how expensive it is. Unless you are really savvy with stacking discounts and promotions, are extremely lucky to have a doctor that has samples, or just really great insurance (lol), you're going to be paying a lot.
leg lengthened
Major surgery that causes more issues than it helps.
propranolol
Doesn't take away the thoughts, only the physical symptoms of it like the shakiness.
steroids
And mess up your hormonal profile.
balding
Take some medications that only work short term and lower your testosterone levels. Oh, and the ones that lower your testosterone, you have to keep taking it or you'll start losing your hair again.
Hair transplant
Doesn't work long term and will fall out if you don't address the root cause of balding.
greasy and acne
Or you can just wash your face like everyone else who is hygenic.
smelly and sweaty
Stop being fat. No amount of anti-antiperspirant, that only blocks your sweat glands, will help if you are a walking lard ass