I'm fat!

I'm fat!

Take Ozempic.

I'm short!

Get your legs lengthened.

I'm nervous!

Take propranolol.

I'm skinny!

Take steroids.

I'm balding!

Take minoxidil and topical ketoconazole. If it persists, use a topical 5-alpha reductase inhibitor.

I-I'm bald already!!!

Hair transplant.

I'm greasy and have acne!

Have some benzyl peroxide and a topical antibiotic.

I'm smelly and sweaty!

Aluminum chloride.

What the fuck is your excuse? We've CURED inceldom, so what the fuck are you waiting for?

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I hate women tho

most of these "solutions" just create more problems but youre a fart tier pepe poster so this is bait anyway

They haven't found a cure for being Indian

What pill cures being poor?

Robots and their "it's so easy" type thinking again:

Ozempic

You feel for the Big Pharm advertising. There's a lot of people experiencing major side effects like gastroparisis. There is several case studies where it never returned. So, the person is on total parenteral nutrition.

Oh, let's not forget how expensive it is. Unless you are really savvy with stacking discounts and promotions, are extremely lucky to have a doctor that has samples, or just really great insurance (lol), you're going to be paying a lot.

leg lengthened

Major surgery that causes more issues than it helps.

propranolol

Doesn't take away the thoughts, only the physical symptoms of it like the shakiness.

steroids

And mess up your hormonal profile.

balding

Take some medications that only work short term and lower your testosterone levels. Oh, and the ones that lower your testosterone, you have to keep taking it or you'll start losing your hair again.

Hair transplant

Doesn't work long term and will fall out if you don't address the root cause of balding.

greasy and acne

Or you can just wash your face like everyone else who is hygenic.

smelly and sweaty

Stop being fat. No amount of anti-antiperspirant, that only blocks your sweat glands, will help if you are a walking lard ass

cured inceldom

Thing is. we didn't. Yes all of those things may work and an incel may get a gf but here is the thing that separates incels from normies.
Normies don't need to do this shit, they can be balding, abusive, boring, fat, skinny, full of acne and still get into a relationship whilst you waste your time trying to emulate their success.
This is the incel issue. It's not solved by hitting le gym. Dating is a matter of luck and how lucky you are to be at the right time at the right place for your partner to spawn that will tolerate your presence.

You feel for the Big Pharm advertising. There's a lot of people experiencing major side effects like gastroparisis.

If only I had a prokinetic to fix that, oh wait, I can just prescribe any dopaminergic antiemetic. Take your metoclopramide and shut the fuck up.

I'm not gonna waste my day addressing the rest of your medically-illiterate wall of text.

Voluntary plastic surgery should literally be unironically illegal and punishable by the same metrics used for manslaughter and murder. If you're short you are unironically a genetic detriment to the human species and hiding it with shin lengthening surgeries should be viewed as treason.

Should makeup be illegal too? What about shapewear?

more big pharma bullshit

iT's ThAt SiMpLe

Tell that to those people in the case studies that all they needed was a GI stimulant like Reglan. Protip: it didn't work. Medicine isn't black-and-white.

t. someone who has small bowel adhesions and gets gastroparesis on occasion because of it

in the case studies

Produce one and I'll analyze their treatment strategy. Until then, keep your fucking mouth shut.

Medicine isn't black-and-white.

Gensurg and gastroenterology is just plumbing.

I have an obstructive bowel disorder and prokinetics aren't working!!!!

Oh my god, I wonder why that is?!

Are you fucking serious? Really? This isn't even a medicine thing. Maybe solve pic related before opening up PubMed.

Don't need to produce one. You would just cope with it. As your replies it wouldn't do any good.

Gensurg and gastroenterology is just plumbing.

It isn't.

Oh my god, I wonder why that is?!

Wow, you just proved you don't know a single thing with this statement. Hint: it was tried by my own doctor who is a gastroenterologist, and it didn't work. Multiple of them. You are not a doctor. I can tell that from your statements.

That's my question to you. Are you even serious? Or are you just going with your simple linear thought process that "iT's JuSt ThAt EaSy!!!" It isn't. Even a specialist in that very field had an issue with my small bowel adhesions.

Yes to both shortstuff.

You are missing out. Nothing beats goth girls with black lipstick, dyed hair and belly piercings.

I don't need to produce evidence!

Good, you wouldn't understand it anyway

It isn't.

It is.

it was tried by my own doctor who is a gastroenterologist, and it didn't work

What was tried? The thing I told you wouldn't work? Really?

Can you explain why you or your "doctor" thought that increasing gastric motility was the solution to a small bowel obstruction? Can you also explain why a gastroenterologist would be managing a gensurg core condition?

Do you even have symptomatic adhesions? If you do, you should chew your physician out for not referring you to a surgeon, I'm not even joking, there's no medical management for this beyond "eat less solids", which is something we'd tell an 80-year-old palliated patient on their deathbed.

This is fucking hilarious.

Internet pictures aren't going to keep you warm when you turn thirty.

I have a blanket to cover up when I am cold. I can also make hot cocoa and add marshmallows to keep myself warm.

Saw a guy with limb lengthening in public once, he was walking super awkwardly and his legs did look disproportionate.

I used to want that surgery as a 5 foot 8 guy but seeing him cured me of that urge.

Can anyone explain to me what's the issue with being short? Like being tall sucks, your heart has to work harder so you risk getting heart attack, you hit the door frames often and overall life sucks.

But girls love tall men

So what? Why would you want to date someone as shallow to the point where they won't date you because you aren't "tall enough". I'd say being short is a feature as a natural repellent against shallow partners. I am 5.6 and I am actually happy because I'd rather be alone than with some who is only dating me cause I fit their wet dream fantasy.

taking drugs to "fix" yourself means you still hate yourself which everyone can smell

the actual cure for balding is picrel: confidence.

its called a cope

people are alone because they are either unlucky or unpleasant

both those things are fixable with work, but its far easier to declare its ooooover because of something unfixable like height

Don't change, short king.
Yeah, it's a rehab/soft tissue problem. Cosmetic limb lengthening is limited by a few factors. One, the intramedullary rods are fucking expensive, two, the best orthobros in the world (the Paleys, the Donghoon Lees) charge 6-figures, and they're all booked for the next 3-5 years anyway. These are the guys with in-house physios (not some random slut off the street, actual physiotherapists with access to resources such as hydrotherapy) and who will also be straight up with you and say 2" is the max you can get. Meanwhile, Turkish butchers will gaslight you into 4" with IT-band release and then you're fucked.

Throw in orthopedic complications (osteomyelitis etc) being annoying as fuck to deal with, cost-cutting (e.g. no fibular fixation from Turks), you can see how things go wrong.

Wow a thread about me.

I was fat

I took tirzepatide.

I was/am nervous

I maxed out propranolol dosages, it helps, but doesn't solve it completely. When partying I will use phenibut. I don't party often.
I wish there was a miracle drug.

I never was skinny

Because I used steroids and lifted at the same time as tirzepatide, and still do.

I am bald

I also started wearing a toupee when I started weight loss.
I was already bald before steroids, no cope.

My excuse?

Even with hair and not being fat I am still ugly. And none of the above cures autism.

A respectable effort.

It's not cope. go outside. Plenty of hideous people both physically and mentally are with women. Normies don't need to jump through hoops to get laid. Height is such a dumb requirement that the person who unironically looks for "tall men" is a very painfully narrow minded person to be with, Like would you date a girl who's like that who's main hobby is clubbing, shopping and her music taste is dictated to whatever modern trends are?
Never plan to.

The accepted aesthetic is short girl tall guy. If you're both the same height it's weird like you're related or something. Worse if the guy is shorter mentally people categorize him as the girl. Just how it is.

I refuse to take meds.

Can anyone explain to me what's the issue with being short?

Women have a pathological fixation on male height.

Okay but what if I have zero of the negative traits you listed and I STILL don't have a gf?

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according to my mom, kash patel is attractive, and also just yesterday at the store i saw a brown man with a cute redhead who was calling him "babe". so maybe if indian guys weren't just interested in WASP sorority girls they'd have better luck.

if you need adderall to motivate yourself to get a better job then that would be it.

For me, it started with roids. Tren (which I don't do anymore, but god I miss it) was especially life-changing. I couldn't rot and play games on tren. I had to do something. I worked out until I got enthesitis, and after that, I said "fuck it" and went to college. Roids got me interested in endocrinology and physiology in general. Rest is history.

Are these people in the room with us right now? Seriously why do you care about such random shit? Like this is as pathetic as buying a bigger car just because you don't want to appear gay or buying an iPhone instead of android because of green messages.
Normal dating material women don't give a shit about this. The ones you refer to are also the ones you never want to date. Sure sex will be great but the rest of your time will be spent doing boring shit like spending time in clothing stores shopping and holding her bags because apparently she can't hold shit herself. The women you want to date don't give a crap about your height.

Normal dating material women don't give a shit about height.

Er...

By normal dating material I mean women you want to date. Not normies who you want to avoid at all costs. Again yes they are hot and yes sex will be great but do you want to sacrifice your time with the bros because you have to go watch that shitty Amy Schumer comedy with painfully unfunny jokes and hide the fact that you bought a new game for your PS5? Do you want to live with someone who always asks you to pay for the lunch? This is what normie dating is and there is a correlation between normies and height being a requirement.

If I were you, I'd run anytime someone compliments your height. this is as big of a reflag as suggesting to open a relationship.

Propranolol is a beta-blocker medicine that helps to reduce the symptoms of anxiety, including sweating and shaking. It doesn't treat the feeling of anxiety, only the physical symptoms that come with it

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I said "nervous". If you want an anxiolytic, just ask.

Even you can't backpedal this much and not look like a clown. Game over man

honk honk

Tell me why would you want to date a woman like that? Are you that desperate to have no standards whatsoever? Seriously if you are just horny. Goon instead, Its healthier and less expensive. Don't fall for the normie girl pill and become an atm machine for her at expense of your soul and hobbies being replaced with mandatory movie nights where you watch painfully unfunny women comedies filled with sex jokes. You want that?

Don't feel bad because a girl rejected you cause you are too short for her, be happy because you dodged a nuke and your only loss is sex.

I don't understand what you're proposing as an alternative. Some slob fembutt that doesn't give a fuck how either of us look? I don't want that.

My alternative is to not to settle down for a roastie normie girl. Slob fembutts aren't the only answer either.
Just ask yourself this question, Why do you want a relationship? Is it because of sex or an actually good reason? In that case go out, go to meeting places, go to your local place where you work, literally try anything. Eventually you'll meet a woman who is attractive, a good test of her character is to invite her out for a coffee and see if she pays for herself. Extra points when she decides to pay FOR YOU instead. and if everything goes well enough, Congrats! you got yourself a high tier GF.
Now I had friends who both settled down for normies and none of them share interests with them btw. Result is that both are broke as fuck because they have to feed their girlfriends, spend awful amount of time with them instead of hobbymaxxing and listen to pointless drama about how their GF's friend Stacy got dumped by Tyrone for the 4th time. I realized that I'd rather spend my 20s working on myself rather than dating and I feel better than ever.
Either way most of the relationships at that age result in a break up so why bother lmao.