/britfeel/

Purbeck Breezer edition

eva6's feminine penis

All aboard the spacker bus!

I like seeing buses in rural, beautiful areas

Flustered.
Feathers rustled.
Diving into the abyss.

Sunderchads keep winning in life x

threadflid making the thread after exactly 400 posts
cheers threadflid

I enjoy the post-400 anxiety posts personally

A hidden disability

Good evening lid. It appears you've managed to get out of bounds. It took the best part of weekend for the staff to locate you.
There's nowhere for you to run now de lid. Why don't you just put down the spoon and come back with your old fren?
We've got a full roast dinner waiting in the dining hall right now just for you... the chefs stayed behind to make sure you got a meal.
Once we get you back we can have a lovely diazepam evening after a big belly dinner?

I wish life treated me this well :(

That's how the Medicine Frog gets you de lid.

Not 1 single person is claiming PIP for TMAU. Not an illness to qualify you for benefits.

Skint till Thursday SSM style

It's a rare condition. Only around 100 cases have been identified in the UK.

Spent 50 pounds on robux for my new account, don't know whether to feel ashamed or happy

He gets it for the mental elf it causes
It very unpleasant

Manchester United in 16th place on the premier league. Oh my fucking kek.

Better than giving it to the bookies de lass.

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Based Eva. Us Autists have to stick together. World hates us.

Grown woman spending 50 quid on a game for 10 year olds

Fucking bollocks. It can be avoided if you dont eat certain foods.

Do you think she's trying to groom them?

Need a farm update please.

HHL has spent far more than that on Robux

What Roblox games would you recommend de lass?
Did you have a good time yesterday big man?

i acquired a children's Game Boy tennis game for free.
already gotten 2 hours 20 minutes out of it. i've played two matches. this fucking game man.

Thinking of selling my PC.
13500, 64gb ddr5, couple of HD's, 2gb .m2nvme 7gb/s and a 4060ti and new 850W psu and decent MB
Any idea how much i'd get for it?

Aye lid. Premier League man.

You're womfy now my lid.

*nods meekly in a drug induced haze*

Small penis boy

I'd go with 750-800, as my bet.
I just bought one from an online shop, not as good specs, and it was 820 .

Mum just sent me this. Im too depressed and dont know how to respond. Im far from it for what she is saying.

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blard and helpermong sniffing around evalad lmao

remembering when i took the open top bus from Swanage to Bournemouth over the ferry in the summer time

good times

she has a feeder fetish

Intel Core i9-13500: This is a newer chip, so it holds decent value. It's probably worth around 400-500 depending on the market, though it's important to check current prices because CPUs can fluctuate.

64GB DDR5 RAM: DDR5 is still fairly new, so it's on the pricier side. For 64GB (likely 2x32GB), you'd be looking at 250-350 for a decent set of DDR5 RAM.

2x M.2 NVMe SSD (7GB/s): With fast speeds, these should still be in demand. A pair of these could go for 150-250 depending on brand and exact specs.

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060 Ti: This is mid-range, but the GPU market can be a bit tricky with fluctuating demand. A used 4060 Ti could be around 300-400, maybe a little more if it's in great condition.

She's trying to make you feel better for being a failure lad even though you are a burden to her.

Thanks, 750 would be enough for my needs.

What kind of disabilities do you have?

No, I've been groomed before -- and I ought not to wish that on anyone.
If you say so.
Word bomb, and grow a garden

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Sounds a bit patronizing desu

Not him but, 13500 could be an i3, not necessarily an i9. But probably is.

Don't put it on as the lowest you would accept, someone may try to barter you down to a lower price.

Strip it down and sell it separately

She means she loves you unconditionally. Buy her a flower the next time before you see her. It'll mean nothing to you but the world to her.

you have to be nice to people when there's no emotional drive to be nice.

mummy
tendies
fucky hurry-uppy

Arse gape

Was feeling extremely anxious and irritable, just realised I forgot to take my evening meds. A feeling of warmth and dullness continues. Just as I like it.

Not a burden I pay 1/3rd of the household bills.
Thank you.

yeah but you eat 2/3rds of the food

Grooming eva6 with robux

Got to get up for wage slavery in 6 and a half hours. Slightly drowsy as I've had a bath but no chance or sleep now

You should be living in your own place and giving your mother her freedom back now you're an adult you selfish man child cunt

Rubbing Eva's clitoris with my cock

Too many immigrants making housing unattainable, can't blame blad for still living at home

Creampieing Eva's anus

This is the same poor woman you called a cunt because she won't leave you a free house when she dies

Why do I need my own place when my bills are so low? I bet you are living paycheck to paycheck on pittance wages. Kek.

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she still hasn't posted it

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I love lorazepam. Family arguing again, causing you to have a borderline panic attack? Take a few and the feeling just slips away. Benzos are magic.

You can 'bet' all you like about me lad if it helps you cope but we all KNOW you and how you're a leach on your own mother

Necking these cans now then garn down takeaway to pick up a wizza. Might go full scale tonight.

How am I a leech when I pay my own way? I think you are more retarded than I am lad.

Hundreds of millions of sperm swimming towards Eva's Ovum

eva6's rancid yeast infection

Buttfucking Blad

just necked that chicken parmo and will be going danny boy mode tonight x

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Eva's belly growing every week with a sprog inside

Why do you even care anyway? Kek. Its weird that you care. Not got anything better to do on a bank holiday weekend? Stuck at home? Alone?

Eva pissing on a pregnancy test and seeing it come back positive

well for starters you have your brother and mother drive you around everywhere and I doubt you're paying for it

You guys are really creepy.

Oh aye we tried to spot you in a few pictures but you're elusive as always.
Two Promethazines please chap.
Don't overthink it me lid she's your mum and she loves you and it's lush.
Might install Roblox on the old PS5 tonight and see what's what. I thought it was all on for free though?

Sucking off HHL then ghosting him

Eva pissing on me corr

You love it though

Ignore the freaks mate. They've never spoken or made eye contact with a female before. I mean, he'll I'm a loser too but these freaks make me look normal lmfao.

It's not everyone.
ID's would show this.

I don't get why they're so mad. I live with my parents and pay for all their streaming, pay for the broadband, buy my own food and give them money towards other bills. I'm a burden to the government not my family. In fact, it's handy I'm at home to do shit for them during the day they can't. Simple as.

you dont look normal with your absurdly long neck though

It is -- I buy robux for my character, and passes inside games.

Blad probably weighs twice as much as HHL.

One little lad making gooner posts and making fun of everyone? Surely not?

Ignore the freaks mate.

Simping won't get you pussy lad

You probably don't constantly start fights with your terminally ill brother and elderly mother though
Nothing wrong with living at home but you have to at least not make life harder on everyone

Why would I pay my own family to take me to somewhere. when we are family? Did you grow up in a concentration camp or something? Were your parents tyrants? Fucking hell. Did you have to give your mum a few quid for petrol whenever she took you somewhere? Kek.

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Someone had made a 1:1 Universal Theme Park years ago when it first came to console and I was walking around The Simpsons part and it was cool.

She's not going to let you fuck her sean

I loved that comment about 'full time car boot salesman'

retard watch

you asked how you're a burden lad and I told you. If you don't like the answer why ask?

Lets see how you look then Chad?
you wont

rat faced virgin

he's too caught up in new poster arc, he forgets about his other LARPs

Stop taking the bait and ignore the noise laddie

It's so stupid. I'm sure you've done favours for your mum and brother loads of times but people think they know your whole life from a few posts on here. It's also normal for a close family to give you lifts within reason. I bet if it was a two hour drive you'd give her some petrol money. No sense some lads have.

You're a fucking leach lad

Just some little disgruntled bitter looser lad who gets his kicks from bothering others. Like a small fly buzzing around your head. Meaningless.

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Tantalising Eva's tuppence with my tongue

Purposefully creeping out eva so she leaves britfeel

Helper is a Chad and I bend the knee to his charismatic leadership.

HHL Simping for an AI woman

Fuck sake lad

bmong all smug when he's rubbing it in wagies faces then gets mad when you remind him of his own shit life

eva face reveal phwoar

Analising Eva

Eva looks like that?!

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giving eva an anal prolapse and making her use it as a sleeping bag

welper always wins
its unfair

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Not enough action from your youtube dollies today?

Skint until thursday lads

She's spitting image of 2000s avril lavigne though

Tbh when mother's friends or coworkers ask what her son does with his life and she has to tell them you're unemployed on benefits that's being a burden. For a woman especially that's humiliating.

Just similar, not spitting image, the hair, the eyes and makeup.

You got a one pound loaf and some horney nut pornflakes?

both her sons are though so he shares the burden on that. Although the brother has an excuse that he's got a serious lung disease

A really hard cock pressed up against your lips.you sit there for a moment but eventually the urge to part you lips and let that cock slide into your mouth is too overwhelming

Maybe in your weird twisted view of what a woman is. Freak.

Ngl imma save that one x

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Getting a webab wrap HHL style. Lush. What an experience

Eva's pussy juices all over my face

For any parent. She probably dreads anybody asking about you. Grim.

Her land hand though

Sucking on Eva's clit above me as she sucks my cock as I'm laying on the bed (69)

My mum loves me and she is autistic too and told me not to work as she hates it and she's glad I don't have to. Cheers. x

Sean's tiny penis in Eva's hairy goth tuppence

Replace with 2000s avril lavigne please?

Will you masturbate to this picture?

It a HHL world, and, well, let's just say we're living in it x

Ponce? is that you?

Where did this gimmick Eva is a goth come from

you probably wouldn't call her a cunt though or say you'll never forgive her for losing your childhood home that was supposed to be your inheritance

eva's cherry ripe pusy

Me saying that I resembled avril lavigne, I think.

helper trolls fuming
it lush

is that... is that... is that DOLLY?

It wasn't even supposed to be Eva I just asked ChatGPT to put a cute goth lass next to him.

The real world isn't Anon Babble mate, when she tells people you don't work they judge her as a failed parent and that's the end of it. Has nothing to do with whether she loves you or not.

Gently biting Eva's inner thighs

what's hhl's dominos order so i can copy him

No, doesn't strike me as a poncesque post either

pusy

What a high quality post.

All my other siblings are successful so it's okay.

eva6 spitting in my mouth

Bet you'd love to have your legs wrapped around a blokes waist as his cock thrusts in and out of your pussy, your sensitive nipples occasionally brushing against his chest

is footlad banned? not seen him post for a lil while

Pudgy Glaswegian hands typed this.

When your lonely mother meets a nice man she likes and you sulk about it and spoil everyone's mood. That's being a burden

Got the whole house pretty much tidied up today. Proper spring cleaning style.
Got some remedial works to do but the place generally looking good.

Shippy resting his fat gut on Eva's back as he thrusts into her giving her the most disappointing 12 seconds of her life.

So it all comes down to how it affects you, how you can personally cope, get out of jail free cards from others. Cool, just don't pretend you're bothered about how your life affects anyone else.

Enough spamming, mongboy

Quit like helpers jacket desu
Had a similar one years back I got from next. Was orange.

Followed by the pregnancy test being positive a couple of weeks later

You're a schizo mate. My life doesn't affect anyone else in a bad way. I am a positive mindset. x

Shippy is a jaffa lad

Very revolting language about me and my private area

Cool mate have fun with that and the gnawing guilt that comes up for no reason at all x

Very revolting smell coming from your private area

HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

I hate this, this doesn't even look like her.
I can inform you that I am very sanitary, and change clothes frequently to avoid such

Guilt about what? If anything I do more for my parents than they do for me and I pay bills and buy food so don't know how I'm a burden specifically to them. The government? Yeah I am I suppose.

Hes still talking about me hah. Im right he hasnt got anything better to do than obsess over his Dollies. Stop being a burden to this thread mate you are making yourself look deranged.

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My sweet little whorish Eva

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Eva's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Eva will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore's glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth.

Goodnight, my little farting Eva, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better.

Take your meds de lid.

for me? Hunter Scangarelo - very happy when she returned in the finale

no one cares about you lad

Grossness aside, how long does sex actually take in reality? 20 minutes? An hour? 10 minutes?

Always thought her nose was too big to be quite honest with you my fellow guido. What's your opinion on the gay side plot with the fireman and Vito?

Looks like ChatGPT-4o image. They rewrite prompts behind the scene to avoid celebrities, it will change "Avril Lavigne" to a description of her.

Depends how good you are at jackhammering away without cumming I'd expect. Then again, even if you cum and your cockle becomes flaccid you can pleasure your partner in other ways.

Benzos are bad for you lad. Should only be used when really needed.

Me? I'm #TeamEva

About ~20 mins usually, yes

Don't worry lad you pay some bills with your dole money so they'll be perfectly fine with their 30 years of parenting amounting to a benefits dosser. That's definitely how they feel about you all the time.

It's like that scene from Wolf of Wall Street

Me? Thinking of how fucking stupid and cringe I was at 15 when I thought wearing a loose silver tie was a cool fashion statement.

HURR DURRR DEEE DURRRR DEEEEE DURRRRRRR!

absolutely top level post this one, 10/10

Lmao. I have some terrible photos from back in the day. Hated looking at them.
At least I can look back and appreciate my full head of hair tho. Ah nostalgia

waddafucksgowanon'erethen?

Your mum's friends, your aunties and uncles, grandparents and cousins all feel pity for your mum and she knows it, you're the cause of the shame lad.

Got that Dr. Pepper Cherry on for free de lids.

currently eating some mini charelston chews

Bag of haribo starmix here

CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA SLIM SHADY
HOTTER THAN A SET OF TWIN BABIES
IN A MERCEDES BENZ
WITH THE WINDOWS UP
AND THE TEMP GOES UP
TO THE MID EIGHTIES

Time for my nightly beans and cheese on toast. 4 meals a day for me de lads. 4x lush

Feel weird whenever I eat more than a handful of those. Like there's a big mass of heavy indigestible matter just sitting in my stomach

You got a one pound loaf de lid? For them BEANS?

Eva shitting in my mouth

Yup I'm exactly the same. I really like them but If I eat too many my stomach bloats out like a blimp

Not into scat, thanks.

Leave are lass alone or you'll be the one shitting out your ribs!

Eva is my girlfren

Eva with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead

ELIZA MEYENDA
HE HATES SAM FENDER
PLAYS UP FRONT FOR SUNLUN

Dominos. Large american hot with a garlic big dip and a franks red hot big dip. Covering the entire pizza in those dips every bite. It may not be for you but it is for me

It's not just pity, they judge his parents as failures. Most people don't think oh nevermind he's one of those Anon Babble autistics who must rearrange blu rays so it's fine. They hear your son is a layabout dosser and you're a shit abusive parent. Every single time your mum or dad has to go through that.

Today is the anniversary of Coinlad's unfortunate "accident" at The Royal Mint. His love for gimmick commemorative coins was unmatched but once he uncovered the seedy underbelly of the Paddington Bear production cycle, he was already dead.

Everyone's mum has, at some point, had some guy spaff inside her. Mad to think about.

Might fart soon, verily

Give it a fucking rest mate you're repeating yourself.

Don't really like dominos but could go a pizza right now

Smirnoffbro. We miss you every day

corr the king cobra special

Half way through the thread already threadflid worked to the bone on a Sunday. It not rite.

Grown man. Spends all day lecturing dossers about their family lives and dynamics. Has Down Syndrome.

see his latest subway order?
the lad who works there keeps putting notes in his order

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Pudgy Banburian hands actually

anxiety levels?

Don't you have better pizza options in the UK?

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What does he write in the notes?

Have you not noticed browbeating repetition is the mainstay against his dollies.

remedial

That's not a real word you mong.

Eva feeling mental guilt at the physical pleasure she feels as her private parts are touched sensually

good evening sic lad

5 quid sub cost him 30 quid or something like that

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Visualizing eva's private parts

I'm not a thread dolly x

It's cdot who claims I'm a Jaffa, sic is too busy going balls deep in Thai ladyboys to be concerned about my fertility

Why would I feel guilty about MY masturbation?

4 fingers in Eva just how she likes it

sadly missing graphic intercourse but we all know it was the blood pressure medication that turned him gay

Touched by another man

Why don't you and your oldfag feelers fucking stay on discord

Covering the entire pizza in those dips every bite.

Used to do this kek

Eva's vaginal muscles spasming and clenching a cock as she has her first penetrative orgasm

we all dolly in life

Eva's anal muscles spasming and clenching a cock as she has her first anal orgasm

Why would I feel guilty if my future partner was to touch me, ofcourse I would let him touch me.

all spam stops, apart from being mean to a female poster

NOOOO, I WANT ALL ATTENTION TO BE ON ME

millions of Paddington bears bred in captivity

slaughtered and minted into coins

It not right

fuck sake lads, just got a semi whilst sucking on an ice lolly

Cdot is obsessed with me

Calling in an NHS mental health welfare check on shippy for possible schizophrenia

It's cdot's fault I don't speak any foreign languages

corrrrr bit of Sunday evening dollies with the lads before the bank holiday tomorrow

And you make it known that it's you posting using your images and gimmicks you post in every thread so you can have your childish internet slappy fight with the other discord cunts

dolly drivel, drivel dollies

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Threadflid we'll be ready for a new thread before your bedtime hope you're up for making another thread x

phwoar 155 posts until threadflid can do his thing

stop posting shit and post your feet in some cute tranny socks you little fucking tease

Ponce up above the word, watching all the thread dollies throw their drivel onto the table. Everyone loses

I need to buy these asap.

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Now, he had reached the point where he no longer heard the sound of the drivel. The dolly drama had brought him home, to the place where he was born. Ponce's mission was accomplished. He was master of the thread. He had acquired the power to make TWS seethe.

We'll have up his wages to match those of a Janny for due diligence and dedication to the thread.

Have you ever put padlocks on a bridge?

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ELIEZER MAYENDA
HE HATES SAM FENDER
PLAYS UP FRONT FOR SUNDERLAND

They should put a CCTV on them and arrest every couple who does it for vandalism
Why should sexhavers get special treatment?

I was briefly TWS for 24 hours. My last pair of shoes wore out and I was reduced to a single pair of trainers. Bought 2 pairs of shoes today though so it's all good now

oh for fuck's sake, nappy boy is back
I polished my brogues this evening ahead o my interview tomorrow

What we watching or playing this evening de lids?

If you hate it so much get yourself a set of lock picks or bolt cutters, probably get arrested for going equipped though

OI BIG MAN WHAT'S YOUR NAME
MY NAMES ELIEZER MAYENDA
I ATE' SAM FENDER
I PLAY UP FRONT FOR SUNDERLAND

Nappyboy can't keep black men out of his mind- rather suspect I think

it's wise to know where you can and should shit if you have to shit in public.

He's fallen for wogball hook line and sinker

Eliezer Mayenda is my hero ngl

Fuck Sam Fender and fuck Newcastle x

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Pathetic. Patricians like horses/greyhound racing, snooker, and roulette.

Can't even go to the gym now without some tiktoker recording you. Maybe I don't want to be on tiktok. Better to just buy some dumbbells and a bench and work out at home.

horses/greyhound racing, snooker, and roulette.

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Tonguing Eva's balloon knot

eva6's lady testicles

greyhound racing

yeah famously highbrow that

Welper hearing the Eliezer Mayenda chants at Wembley then immediately incorporating it into his personality. Oh aye.

someone in a previous thread made a remark about some old lady's face looking like a cat's bum- just remembered it and chuckled a bit

Welper hearing the Eliezer Mayenda chants at Wembley then immediately incorporating it into his personality. Oh aye.

fascinating. oh aye.

My step dad help me out today big time......hope he know I appreciate it cus am not good @ signalling that....I get sober before his bday do....thats my aim atm....am quite excited for that night now well nervous about his family that iv never met but excited to stay in a hotel n stuffs.....oh yesh however for now its 1 baby step qt a time.....

OI BIG MAN, WHAT'S YER NAME
MY NAME'S ELIEZER MAYENDA

Oh ye nd my wee sis new bf that ive never met coming too........its actually a nightmare when I think about it but wance am sober I can worry about that or not fact is the hotel will be cozy

Show me your wee feet x

come on crossy, show us your little tranny feet

My anus?

Your anus

Helping Eva tend to the farm

Aberdeen won the Scottish cup as well. It lush.

Pro-HHL vibes in full flow x

Fuck Celtic and fuck the Donkins x

Traitors and IRA lovers x

Been pushed suicide me x

I've been thinking a lot about how it must feel to be an actually disable person. Imagine being disabled. They go through a lot, it's hard. But then I was like, imagine if you woke up... you know how rough disabled people have it you know? They've got it hard. They've got it bad, it's tough. But imagine if you woke up and you looked in the mirror... and you were Indian...

the Donkins x

A craft ale pub

Alright Sam Hyde

I've been thinking a lot about how it must feel to be an actually disable person. Imagine being disabled. They go through a lot, it's hard. But then I was like, imagine if you woke up... you know how rough disabled people have it you know? They've got it hard. They've got it bad, it's tough. But imagine if you woke up and you looked in the mirror... and you were HHL...

Necking these cans now then garn down bossman's for a wizza. If they closed I order a webab wraps.

I love this, this looks exactly like her.

Show soles crossylid x

Imagine being disabled

Skill issue. Couldn't be me.

At least HHL gets to watch a PL team next season, I get to watch Leicester with no Vardy and Russell fucking Martin as the manager.

Jamie Vardy is based. Hope he signs for us. Championship is hard af. Good luck lid x

worst team Newcastle played this season
Southampton give us a better game
all the best for next season though x

OI BIG LAD
WHAT'S YA NAME

can someone post the sean football picture with his spacky mates please?

And then the one of him with his dad

MY NAME'S ELIEZER MAYENDA
I FUCKING HATE SAM FENDER
I PLAY UP FRONT FOR SUNDERLAND

oh aye he liminal x

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Wissed now x

Premier League x

Just me and HHL drinking tonight then you pooftas

It was everything what happened thoughs xxx

Elites want me dead xx

I was at the home game against Newcastle and it was a shitshow. Loads of people fucked off before half time and those who stayed just spent 90 mins abusing the manager and players.

Legs are tired, I've been told I have to be in bed by midnight too, sad.

shout out britfeel drinkers
the few of us left
cheers

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Russell Martin is knobbing Lucy Pinder so I have to respect him for that. Can't be fucked watching more slow possession football though.

Why are your legs tired?

Massaging Eva's tired legs x

Don't know really, haven't done much movement today, mainly laying down, or sitting.

Why the early bedtime?

Me and Eva thoughs x

Massaging Eva's mound

eva6 will be masturbating in less than one hour

0 effort put in. have they been like that all season?

eva6's musty pussy

Why do you have a bedtime? Are you a toddler?

My mother caught me on my PC at 3am.
Shush.
No, I am a young adult.

Have to be up for work in 2 hours 45 minutes

Haven't even gone to sleep yet

It's over

Some lads grow out of their drinking phase in their 20s but sad sacks like Helper just get worse. Dead by 40 of alcoholism. Oh aye.

and why is this a problem?

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I love this song, and some lady gaga songs, but I dislike her music videos.

Left your trip on soft shite lmao

Kek x

yall garn get fookin battered next season

oh no no no no no no
helperbros...

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Put me in the screenhot please lad?

Spat my drink out

Absolutely fucking grim lol

Is it over for HHL?

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sameseaning again

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Quiet often Sean is most posters in a thread

Yep, they downed tools just the same in 22/23 as well. Same group of players who couldn't be shifted because the useless DoF has got them on ridiculous wages. They'll be there next season too. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they went down again.

Like the rishi sunak one all over again, can't remember exactly what that one was

Mad to think about

Eva screaming with pleasure as Eliezer Mayenda goes balls deep in her pussy as HHL watches from the subs bench tugging his little pecker

Fuck you Eva

Exposed yourself as bully tonight x

And this is where we find out eva6 is HHL

You exposed yourself as a bully, of yourself

you've exposed yourself as a sad little piss pants nappy boy mong haven't you
absolutely mental levels of attention seeking- I think we're all feeding in to his humiliation fetish here though

caught red-handed again x

I did it on purpose just to see you freaks react lmao. You losers fall for everything.

It's not the first time he's done it and don't be surprised if he makes sex posts about you too

Is that why you deleted it

you've exposed yourself as a sad little piss pants nappy boy mong haven't you

Proper howling at this post.

HHL is that Brazilian cheat on the pavement and you're just kicking him over and over

Not asking this to be intrusive or anything but how old are you? If you are an adult you can stay up at whatever time you like.

just had a look at todays team

ayew

how has he managed to con another club?
impressive

HELPER'S WORLD MELTING DOWN AS HE'S CAUGHT BULLYING HIMSELF

You failed the test, especially Eva.

I win again x

I live with my mother and father, shared custody, I'm in my very very early twenties.

You were the one simping over her, what did you expect?

STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WILL SERVE

COURTS WILL BE CONVENED X

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I'm just embarrassed for him. Anyone else?

I don't know whether to like HHL or not after this.

Just start spamming and hope everybody forgets is it king

I remain, as always, at your service, mein lieber HelferJunge.

well congratulations, you got yourself caught.
now what's the next step of your master plan?

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Strange that they are policing your bedtime like that. I stay up to all hours. As long as you aren't making a racket I don't see the issue.

kek, quality Sunday evening de lids

I don't, my mother just wants me to get the best sleep.

CRASHING THIS THREAD
WITH NO SCHURVIVORS
SHANSA SHTARK MY LOVE

Another beautiful one for the lorechives

Shush.

If you weren't so loud your mom wouldn't be sending you to bed early. They don't want to be woken up by you moaning at 3am

Eva is the new UK Chairman x

I'm not very loud when I masturbate, I've woken them up from laughing before though.

How loud is not very loud? Please share a recording vocaroo.com/ it's for scientific research purposes

It's just breathing in and out at a whisperish level.

He must be back on the adult beverages again; my brother worked alongside English nurses in the 80's on work visas in Arkansas. He was always amazed that they could drink him under the table. FF 4 decades, and an Englishman can't hold his alcohol? Sad...

Drivel compass swinging wildly between Sunderland and Gibraltar

But what do you masturbate to?

Ok but I still need the recording

LMFAO you think I'm going anywhere

This is my fucking world

I'll deny everything

HEIL FUCKING HELPER X

I suppose Heil Helper, you seem funny enough.

I am the fucking King of Kings x

Either get onboard or fuck off x

Voice to moaning models are possible we just lack the data

They paid a fee for him as well. 5 million on a 33 year old Jordan Ayew who was shit even in his prime.

bloody hell
must have a great agent

Quads confirm it

I know some of your are a little upset

I'm upset too

eva6 the UK Chairman x

Hold on guys

We all have the same goals

Spam the thread all you want champ but we won't forget x

Everyone just calm down
The point is we all have the same goal

within one week eva6 has took control of britfeel and destroyed helpers world
who can stop her?

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Think it's more to do with the useless director of football Jon Rudkin who has no negotiating ability whatsoever

Well, sometimes these things just happen.

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Not working unless I get an easy female job. Simple as.

Eva is nothing.. I'm still the Chairman. If I even get a sniff of losing control the fucking Scuds start flying.

Everyone just calm down. Let's just relax.

what happened to justin and thomas? they were meant to be the next top fullbacks

Fuck you

I'm still in full control. You're fake news x

peace has cost you your strength. victory has defeated you de lid

Well.. sadly Eva and her loyalists... they don't think like us.

They want to ban me from posting.

You're just embarrassing you are a man in your 30s

Women are getting the easy jobs and earning more money than men. Why is this tolerated? Why would I want to slave in a warehouse for minimum wage and be sweating all day with ridiculous quotas to meet?

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Fun isn't what we're here for is it?

I understand. I'm upset too.

eva sitting in her red and black pj's laughing at the fallen chairman
it not right x

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Would love to stay up all night playing dollies, but nappymong's drivel is starting to cloy a bit, and I've got an interview tomorrow.
Night lads

Another Monday wagies. Prepare yourselves for slavery and pay for my existence. Men that never get fucked shouldn't have to work.

He won't cheat again..

Ordered webab wrap me

Fuck the taxpayers xx

Is that alright with you? Because it's alright with me?

Fuck Labour. Fuck Tories. Fuck Lib Dems x

make sure you don't get too much hot sauce white boi, lest you brim your nappy with shit

Bank holiday Monday de lids

Fuck you faggot xx

Scumbag xx

corrrrr done you haven't I little lad? time for a change, stinky sean

The new UK chairman is here x

lashing out won't stop you being a sad sack of shit man child attention whore

I'm gonna kill thousands for a laugh me x

Drivel compass is going ballistic tonight

HelperLad the britfeel LOLCOW !!53i4YrndgQA

A series of riots took place between 6 and 11 August 2011 in cities and towns across England, which saw looting and arson, as well as mass deployment of police and the deaths of five people. This shit never happened again even though we're in a worse situation globally than fucking 2011.

melty time approaching fast in helper's world, to be followed swiftly by nappy change time x

My pyjama bottoms are red and black plaided
also I might stay until 1, I'm sure my mother won't wake up.

eva6 has orgasmed by now

I've brushed teeth, changed into pyjamas, finished off my rice.
Not yet.

Nobody cares about me. If I was dying in the gutter in Sunderland you would walk right over me. You wish I had cancer.

You want me to suffer. You just wanted to make fun of me.

Whereas you are a paragon of moral rectitude- you pissy parasite.

Keep us updated then, try not to wake your mother

You're a very funny man, I think.

confirmed
sent here by Princess Catherine to bring down helper

You know he's just posting film quotes

Were you aware that he pisses his pants regularly, to the extent that he is made to wear nappies in his carehome?

Well, I wet the bed until 12, so I understand I think.

Please wet my bed too, eva

Serial killer desu. A matter of when not if.

This man is in his thirties though. It's a bit different to a pre-teen girl. It's not just the bed either, it's all day, every day, and those poor Nigerian nurses are there to change it all.

Have to get up for work in 80 minutes

Not asleep yet

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hhl's pecker getting stiffer and pitching a tent in his nappy because dollymong keeps bringing it up

The erection compass just swung very sharply towards Glasgow

I'm convinced that most of these posts are just Shippy sameseaning

Not the first time Helper has been caught samefagging and won't be the last. He is a liability. Drink and drugs have wrecked his sensibilities. Time for a new regime. All hail Queen Eva I, leader of the Spacker Kingdom, Duchy of Britfeel and slayer of Helper.

Several of eva6's neighbours have had pets mysteriously disappear

Which posts do you think are mine? I'll post how many (you)s I get

Don't you dare reply to my posts, slag.

You will respect our new Queen or be beheaded without trial. Know your place, spacker scum.

Ew, no, I was and am very embarrassed about the fact, my parents were even considering buying me those diaper-esque things, I had a sheet under my bedsheet simply to prevent me possibly staining my mattress.

These posts brought to you by Greg "Penis" Austin

She strangles them with ethernet cables then disposes of the evidence at work in the bag of cables where nobody will ever look

What she does with display adapters is just too sick to repeat

These peasants would be lucky to drink your week old piss given the chance. All detractors will be executed and Helper's head will be displayed on a pike as a warning.

You're laughing. You're laughing. Helpers world came crashing down today because of what you did.

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Barry Bannan's a sex offender.

Up the Blades.

Haven't forget thek Sheffield lads I met at the services last night. Some boyos x

Where's threadflid when you need him?

he goes to bed the same time as dollymong?

Helper regime has been running on fumes for too long. He is a liability to the kingdom and an embarrassment. His execution will quiet the rebellion.

I have never killed a pet or a neighbours pet but I did pull on my childhood cat's tail until it scratched me when I was very little.

Phwoar, meeting lads in the services are we? Must get awkward in the toilet when your Nigerian minder has to put you on the baby changing table. Would kill off the banter with the other lads I imagine.

Daily reminder Helper is an actual registered sex offender. That's why he is in supported living because he can't get a job or private rental and can't live near kiddy parks or schools. Just last year he was in Flamingo Land grooming kids and flashing his willy. Proper wrongun.

I'd make a new thread but I don't think it will last the night

meeting lads in the services

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Go'ed lads, new thread.

BARRY BANNON'S A SEX OFFENDER

SHEFFIELD UNITED BOYS ON A BENDER

FUCK THE OWLS