What will the next "career cope" be?

First it was

Go to college or else you'll be flipping burgers, any degree will do

Then it was

Go to college but pick the RIGHT degree, learn to code/STEM

And currently it's

College is a scam, just learn a trade

What will we be saying once that well runs dry and wages in that area begin to fall?

Just do Onlyfans

Just flip burgers, bro. McFaggot's is paying 14 bucks an hour

Is there a reason most Americans are unable to think about the future? Every piece of advice they give just becomes irrelevant after 5 years

Trades have all been a low pay high hours work unless your boss likes you
basically the advice just picks something you're not likely to do and says that's the best option
you only get told to go to college because you probably won't go

Go to college but pick the RIGHT degree, learn to code/STEM

Dunno this worked for me

Hurr durr it works for me so why won't it worked for everybody else???

Kys retard.

Then pick something that's right for you, do you really think there's some universal solution to everything?

why do you come here if your life is so great shithead?

Because im a robot silly

no you're not, you have le job

Any reasonable (not acting or painting or something gay like that) career path works if you're smart and determined enough. The people failing out of these are lazy nitwits.

Just wageslave your entire life bro you'll become a manager

pick the RIGHT degree, learn to code/STEM

How was this the right degree? The right degree was and still is anything healthcare-related.

True im not some failed normalfag, but i still don't understand what stops be from being a kissless virgin and a stemfag who also has a job

not acting or painting or something gay like that

add anything humanities related to that

STEM was being shilled an insane amount in the 2010s and I have no clue why

just join a jeet lynching mob

buddy, you probably go the gym too
it's just started for you buddy

you probably go the gym too

nah that's boring, endurance running is better

it's just started for you buddy

im in my mid 20s anon

look pal. i'm older than you. more experienced. you just need to get off this site and go make some friends. you're harming yourself here. even outside of my jealousy can you honestly account for why you're here and not somewhere better?

jealousy

since i live in yurop im not some techbro who makes 6 figures and gets a bunch of equity thrown at his face. of course it's still way more comfy than any random wagie job

can you honestly account for why you're here and not somewhere better?

old habits die hard, have been here for almost a decade (with some breaks) and i need some site to doom scroll anyway

so you like being a big fish in a small pond?

read books or comics instead

The joke is public school-educated retards only understand universal ideas. They lack individuality and try to conform to whatever is approved in the moment.

i like working at a smaller local company and not having 10 levels of management above me
i can't read books 24/7 nonny

i like working at a smaller local company and not having 10 levels of management above me

Based. I work at a company with 20 employees. I get lunch with the CEO a few times a month and know all the other employees by name. Super comfy and I feel like I actually matter here. Pays less, but way better quality of life than the big corporate job I had before.

i can't read books 24/7

there are thousands of comics/manga available to read for free as well

I know exactly what it is but I'm not saying because I do not want randoms to have an advantage. I roll only tell me family.

just become a prostitute bro

Just stop importing turdworlders, boom the job market stabilizes.

We'll all be working steady jobs in gulags by then. Putin's, Kim's, Bibi's or Trump's, take your pick.

seems like the guy you think is based gives no fucks about you and is just putting on airs

I choose Kim

Islam and sharia law. Just pull women out of the workforce and that's it. Employers are now
1. More desperate to find employees since only 50% of the population can apply
2. Not female, and therefore not HR witches who get the ick and throw resumes into the trash for idiotic reasons

Why do some anons think a goatfucker religion will save them?

Because many anons on here are goatfuckers

Because the other flavor of goatfucker kike-inspired religion didn't save them, so might as well

No the meme i fell for is

bro just study what you like

Thats how i was homeless and doing odd jobs for 2 years
Actually what i wish i was told in hs is

just study whatever is in demand/has a shortage of

I did humanities and found an actual job.
Shit was super hard though

it changes with every generation, but every generation doesnt want to admit it. my boomer mum was none to happy to hear im dropping out of uni. i really didnt want to tell her. i didnt think her poor heart could take such a reality shift

Just dumpster dive and start eating pigeons and raccoons. Forget about certifications, you need to have all the Hepatitises and be up to date on the latest explosive diarrhea bug.

Just become Indian, bro

The answer was always to do whatever you're good and passionate about and ignore the crowd.

I am not the person you are responding to. Most people on this site work and have jobs.

The advice applies even to the humanities. If you go to an elite school and you work over the summer, you can get a job practically anywhere with any degree. I know so several lawyers, consultants, and bankers with degrees in english, political science, and philosophy.

the next one will be

you should have invested in bitcoin dumbass

Because America has no future and all you can do is cope. Whenever there's any opportunity to build a career for yourself at all, they just import infinity Indians and flood the market until it's basically impossible to do that anymore as a citizen. There are no careers anymore for Americans.

Posting on LinkedIN about the top 10 best designated shitting streets of highly successful entrepreneurs in your area.

That was already the cope in 2020. Nobody gives a fuck about bitcoin anymore.

Most people on this site work and have jobs

On this site? Yes. On this board? No.

This is more likely than you think. Wasn't wormmaxxing and parasite maxxing already a thing on Anon Babble a couple years ago?

That's not new. It's over a decade old at this point. And no, it probably won't 10000...x again, because too many scams and rugpulls blackpilled the normie public on crypto. Don't get me wrong, feel free to store a small amount of money as crypto, an amount that you can afford to lose without getting mad or wrecking your life, the same advice that people give to gamblers, because that's what it is, gambling. Don't let Anon Babble and jeet hopium fool you.

I know so several lawyers, consultants, and bankers with degrees in english, political science, and philosophy.

that doesn't disprove that i said but you said it basically right. of course one can just get a job in another field but the chance that when someone studied linguistics that they'll have a job related to that is pretty slim

STEM was being shilled an insane amount

because it used to pay well

and I have no clue why

so that they could flood the market to drive down our wages

I think this is mostly a US problem. I went to college in Europe and graduated with an electrical engineering degree. I got a job 10 months after graduation, after coming close 3 times before that. This was in 2024. I make above-average for my country while sitting in an office and not doing much. Some days I am completely free. Best of all, higher education here is cheap enough that my parents were able to afford it, so I'm debt-free.
Yes, going to college to study some BS like gender studies, literature or sociology is retarded, but I'm pretty sure STEM is still worth it, at least here in Europe.