/britfeel/

Do a bit of testing and find out?

For me, fishing is not about what you catch but about the peace and tranquility it provides. I always throw the fish back anyway. Haven't been in ages. Haven't been arsed, really.

M&S Indian ready meals aren't that good, Sainsbury's are much better.

It's nice to catch as well, but do agree, just good to get out. I do catch and release as well, but have kept a couple of trout from the river over the years.

i hate ready meals, how lazy can you be. a curry is just a bit of white rice, some curry powder and tomatoes.

Depends on your personal definition of "wife material" lad.

"Shitting in my own bed out of spite towards myself" edition

Remind me never to come to your place for a curry lad.

pure seething away at the lack of post

order more gear just in case

check downstairs immediately afterwards

parcel stashed behind entrance door

could've yo'know, buzzed my flat, postman. i was trying to wean. now i am going to have twice as much ketamine destroying my kidneys.

Royal Mail = killers.

Just got up me and having me first wuppa of the day. Might have to get this new bedding sorted before that heative hits this weekend.

also whichever neighbour stole my vitamin D tablets popped them through the letterbox. guess they felt guilty lol.

now i have two boxes of vitamin D, too. i suppose that's OK.

everybody hates you even your own family

You can never have too much D, lad

Any Yanklass update?

I've had 5 liquid shits since I've woken up. Oh aye

Throw todays parcel away.

Any Eva Update? My little whorish Eva

Meant to say heatwave. Brain hasn't switched on yet.

could do, but i don't like throwing away things that have value. if you found a vial of poison worth five million pounds, and it was the deadliest poison ever, could you bring yourself to just pour it down the drain?

Brain hasn't switched on yet.

Has it ever?

heative

my butter chicken is lush

missed out on going to see The Room with a special Q&A by Greg Sestero.

second time this has happened.

61 quid spent at Curtis Butchers, all to be cremated in the dirty air dryer

butter chicken has a lot of calories though

Literally all you

people were just right about steak, i used to get it well done but a medium rare is lush.

BUT is there a nutritional/health difference between properly cooked beef and beef cooked to a cinder?

This OLED Motion option is interesting. Black Frame Insertion but dims the screen quite a lot. Means no artifacts though. INTREDASTING.
youtu.be/yaxTkMEj3Jg?si=wI4UtfQwoS9WudEB

OAP discount

Is that movie as funny as people say it is?

He'd just end up ordering another parcel lad, it's like those blokes who order hundreds of pounds of sissy fetish gear, use it to cum a couple of times, become overwhelmed by shame and chuck it away, only to buy the same shit again next month. Addiction is a funny thing.

i can't stop wanking x

pocket pusy

bocket busy

it's like those blokes who order hundreds of pounds of sissy fetish gear, use it to cum a couple of times, become overwhelmed by shame and chuck it away, only to buy the same shit again next month.

Speaking of that, how is Ponce these days anyway?

First wank of the day in the bag.

OooooAAAHH you don't wanna see my dark side none of ya.

I'm a fucking lunatic I'm a fucking mental cunt

Do you lads remember the first thing you ever wanked to?

sIeeping bag?

Slow day at work, BN?

Yes. It was a topless woman gyrating on a satellite TV channel called "Granada Men and Motors"

eva6 wetting my bed

depends on your sense of humour. if you go in knowing it's a 'bad movie', and that the lead actor (Tommy Wiseau) also wrote, directed, and produced it, it's a blast. if you have friends, watch it with friends.

pulling myself off twice when i read her post

Granada Men and Motors

Remember watching that as a kid. Simpler times desu

They call it a "feed" on social media because that's what it's like. Little piggus at the trough it's feeding time. Time to see what inane irrelevant drivel "the algorithm" feeds you next. Grim.

Kinda sad that tranny in America jumped off the bridge. I would have liked to have given that bussy a good seeing to before she left this world.

Men and Motors

fuckin ell there's a blast from the past

Already looking forward to dinner. Reckon I'm gonna have Five Guys tonight.

why is it actually called a feed? i get you 'feed' paper, into a printing press, sort of? is that it?

i refuse to look this up.

Stones no
If am gna get bullied in public chances are its "ned drives past n pamp the horn at me"
It works,am a ball of nerves to begin w n that noise makes me shit myself i hate it
The thing is with cars,my brain doesnt register cars as having ppl in them until the point that they exit the car n you physically see the human. When ppl are behind the glass window of a car they dint exist or they're all the same guy. My mum will go like thar while she's driving "theres so n so" she can pick out faces through cars,nvr done that,i just see the window in my head every car driver is the same generic NPC with no face or name
So if its somebody trying to wind me up its kinda pointless cus ill never have a clue who they are. Well idk the point. But j wish ppl would not bc it freaks me out.
That hasnt happened in a while,,but i recognise it as a public humiliation tactics. I feel like that only happens to me.
Am so fxing depressed again today,gna have to be delicate with myself nd I think need 1-3 hours more sleeps,gna close ny eyes in bed n see what happens. Proper depressed,cantbe arsed anymore.

Reckon I'm gonna have Five Great Guys +1 tonight.

I just answered that. Cosmically speaking that's why.

can you be more specific? what's happened?

news just says we're running out of drinking water and Elon's gone outside his house.

Love me a Greggs sausage roll

then i am satisfied. i bid you well.

The five great nonces +1

Thought you were describing britfeel for a moment

i like the way your brain works.

nothing coming up? lost track of the group sitch, you still going?

The five great incels +1

Question for shippy. How easy is it to get a driving job like yours? Amy brother wants to get a job and has been looking at driving jobs. He has 5 years of driving experience and zero points on his license. He hasnt worked since 2019 but that is excusable because of his illness though.

think I've got the beetus lads constant headaches

i want a girl's arsehole on my nostril x

Shippy never had a driving job, it was a thing people made up here to mock him by pretending he had a low paid job.

Nothing intimidating about mark whatsoever. He absolutely shat his pants when those teenagers showed up the other day. His entire personality changed.

x.com/fr0ttagec0re/status/1927432358942159120?s=46

Nothing wrong with it lad. A job is a job at the end of the day.

it was a thing people made up here to mock him by pretending he had a low paid job.

Shippy enjoys rimjobs.

Get back to your van you dull cunt

I agree but the childish fools here wouldn't. They tried to smear him and say he lacks intelligence. I'm sure both Shippy and your brother are very intelligent men. Probably have a very similar intelligence.

It's just BANNTTAAAA

I remember playing Time Splitters in Flamingo Land with my little cousin when it was announced on the news that Madeline McCann had gone missing.

Helper was noncing kids around this time in Flamingo Land.

Well just bought me new pillows for the beddingtons just need that new quilt and cover sheet now.

You are a sprogless Glaswegian.

bought me new pillows

Proof?

that's a real story

okay but who is she? who are these people? they seem like an online circle of Twitter transgenders, are they actually famous, or anything?

i've never seen Bubblegum Crisis.

i am going to watch Bubblegum Crisis.

Lit got this email a hour ago that my gmail account id forgot from 2006 isnt recoverable anymore it was "superprincess[my made up cute internet name]" i so needed a dad,or my head kicked in back then i literally never saw anything wrong with it too just my private hobby like everubody has a hobby,id be curious what weird stuffs would be on there as well but its gone now. .....i had loads of gmail accounts cus when gmail first came out u could make loads. It was invite at the start n I had a MSN pal from sweden that i knew from habbo hotel that got me on gmail. Oh aye.
Lols

Cant force me to do any old job. Simple as. If you dont like it lump it. You know where the door is

babestation

Its canceled this week,,you reminded me to txt thr lassie back though,i just struggling to get out of bed today,how r you?

Ckin ell mate are you from 2009?

they'll bring it back under a different name or something. I remember New Deal.

but that is excusable because of his illness THOUGH

Force Ruthmong into factory work.

How is he STILL in hospital for a scratch on his knee ffs this clown country

Where can I get a quirky asian gf to go on long walks with?

New Deal

that's what they called the poundland modern slavery right. getting people to work 12 weeks in the shop for the 50 quid a week jsa, promising them a job after then just fucking them off for the next batch of slaves

p p please play make believe with me and and ancient lolcow dolly

Feel like am gna end up blurting out to my mum how depressed am feeling sum time over this weekend but if i start ill have a pure freak out nd break down n I dont want that for her sake. To be fair prohly if I stopped staying up to 8am eberu fucking night that would help things a wee bit. All nighters are so so grim in summer too when the suns peeking out at 4 in the morning. I like having a wee chat on here though when its chill liminal hours.x

Tokyo perhaps.

whoa that's mad. i don't get it (just don't) but i do miss the 2000s internet when there were superprincesses and college professors and roflcopters and other things that r0xx0r ur s0xx0rz it was a nicer time

Yeah that's it. They wanted me to do a month or two at a recycling center iirc

Used to have loads of gmail accounts. Deleted most of them a few years ago when I decided to clean up my digital footprint.

i liked her 3 day walking video

A job is a job at the end of the day.

Got advice about this from dllycel few months ago that changed how I post,slip up now n then byt relatively speaking never get stressed by anyone here now

Still have an hour and a bit left to work but I feel like I've done enough today so I'm firing up Hitman 3.

Good news for us dossers oh aye

Lock Ruthmong into a windowless warehouse

Not working in a factory me

Driving a rusty white van around the country for minimum wage

Planning to book into the Travelodge at Knutsford Services for a couple of days. Just for a change of scenery.

I had to take JSA for a couple of months during COVID times. Told them I was looking for junior tech roles as a developer. Got told I had to go be a greeter in Carphone Warehouse because it's a tech job

Clown planet x

They're doing the right thing. Someone who is actually capable of getting a junior tech role as a developer wouldn't be languishing on JSA. At that point they assume you've already failed and you need to lower your sights a bit.

Covid times were so wumphy

Pack your bags, it's new thread time

Love her videos. That life on a farm series was kino as fuck.

really want a psp go
the only ones on ebay are going for far more than they're worth
all scratched and grimy "screen has a big crack in it but works perfectly, 100 bong"
no thanks

Not only is that pisstake of my post, its also my old thread I made

Still using my hotmail account from 2005. Oh aye. Apparently people cringe when you say you still use hotmail and its unprofessional in the workplace. Fuck em. Imagine being so petty about a stupid email address.

Am gna die if i dont get cuddled other than family i cant think of any future situation where any body man or woman will ever cuddle me again in my life n it break my heart

This but unironically, best time of me life

I used to have a hotmail account. Got locked out of it years ago after forgetting my password

You can have a big cuddle from me lad. I dont mind. My mum says hugging me is like hugging a big bear.

tfw no shock play gf

This is my first post of the day, probably my last for a few hours too

i have my own domain, highly professional

i went to a party once and someone had a couple of shock collars hooked up to a web app on their phone that other people could join and shock either of the collars

i had it round my leg for a bit it was fun

I have to use Microsofts Authenticator to still use it kek. Every single Tom dick and Harry from all over the globe is trying to hack into it for some reason. Theres nothing in there just a few emails about my eBay purchases.

I posted an image of that the other month. It's near cumbria?
That's a right mission from where you live. You stopping the night or off back home?

What film would you say insists upon itself?

Thannx b mate xxxx

Christ, hope you got a decent password mate. Philippines lad is keen

Here is my picture that is similar to your picture.

I do its one of those weird 15 digit random letters and numbers ones they cant get in because you need my thumbprint to get past the first wall of the authentication, then my phone number to get past a second wall.

Corr used to love going to Burger King in the late early 2000s for the pokemon toys for those golden cards. Amazing time to be a kid back then.

There was a mew 1 I fink. I thought it was real gold. Lol

Crazy how much of the country is now indistinguishable from post-Soviet Eastern bloc shitholes, except just with way more BAMEs.

In my wean brain the green sauce was related to star wars but I fink its only bc phantom menace came out same year. Probly went bk after cinema or smth

Get yourself up to Hyndland for a big friendly hug mate.

That should suggest to you that the BAMEs might not be the issue.

i'd want to use something like this on her but yeah a shock collar would be hot too

Both are issues. I don't want to live in a post-Soviet Eastern bloc shithole and I don't want to live with BAMEs, they both make the other worse.

Home sweet home dee lads

Oh I remember that. There was a purple color as well.

I remember the limited edition green ketchup. That shit genuinely blew my fucking mind as a little kid.

Sounds like a skill issue to me lad. You sure you're doing well in life?

Lad, what is wrong with you? Seriously, I don't mean to be rude, but I've never once seen you with something normal on your legs. I mean fucking hell it's over 20 degrees, why aren't you in shorts? Why are you wearing socks around on outdoor tiles? Why do you look like you're wearing unfitting lycra?

Sort your life out mate.

What about it is a skill issue? I don't have any control over whether the country is a PSEBS or is full of BAMEs.

Feminine energy in this pic desu

Have u move there now whats it like staying there?x

Post leg wear
you wont

not him but i only ever wear shorts if im running, dont give a fuck if its 30+ degrees outside, im in jeans and a t-shirt

Hes not wearing shorts because hes not a fucking child lad

20c isnt even warm, 30c+ is when things go to shit

the slop is a different colour!

what's the best cutlery or cup you've nicked from a restaurant? i nicked one of the fancy wood ramen spoons from wagas

Gna have a shower n go see if my newsagent shop pal got any deals for me with vapes I mean when you're like 6 its kewl

broke up with gf of 9 years a month ago

she already has a new bf

Starting to think something fishy was going on, lads

What did her pussy look like

why does my memory work the way it does

I'm wearing my black Ralph Lauren jersey shorts mate.

things like that happen lad

was with ex gf nearly 2 years

over the course of a few weeks she gets very distant and cold

breaks up with me

3 months later shes living in a 500,000 bong house with her new boyfriend

is she meant to stay single? i'd also find a new bf after breaking up with you.

Whatever happened to spirulina? I remember people used to go mental for it. Now, nothing...

Female pubes

You have control over where you live. If you're doing well in life, that is.

You have lady legs x

80 grams of kale is all you need.

Yeah been here for a couple of months now mate. It's really good, really enjoying it around here. Very friendly, very relaxed. Great dog walks. Nice places to go for brunch. Good bakery, butchers and fishmongers.

you need to start tanning the other leg ASAP

Last gf i had was when i was 17

go out with group of friends

shes very touchy feely with some new cunt

standing hugging this dickhead for ages right in front of me

something is off here big time

go for a walk

"anon its not working out"

"we can still be friends"

like a fucking knife in my heart

instantly back to happy go lucky, not a care in the world

i feel like ending it all

"come on anon, lets go to this bar, everyone is going!"

everyone gets in, i get knocked back for ID

feel my self just die inside

walk off and get a bus home

it fucked me up that much ive never bothered to get a gf again

tfw 35 this summer

Grim as fuck de lids , still never forget that day, cheers for reminding me of that hell tbqh

Potentially, but some contentions come to mind. Firstly that you can always just arbitrarily shift the bar for what 'doing well' looks like. I know some very well off people, who in theory could move to other countries, but uprooting is more difficult than just paying for the privilege and there's also the question of why should they? England is their county and mine and rather than simply accept that it's a shithole and leave could we not just have a country like we used to?
Secondly though a person doing well is dependent on more than the individual. The wider country, society and economy are all factors in any individual's success. I have a fine job, I live in a fine house, but at the same time my assertions that we live in a PSEBS full of BAMEs is correct and that's a bad thing.

You don't have to leave the country. Just move to a nice part of it. For the majority of people that wouldn't even mean leaving their town let alone country.

Lad, that sounds like an unpleasant experience, but come the fuck on you needed to get over it. That's just stupid teenager melodrama shit. Not quite sure how you dealt with life in general to this point if that destroyed you for 18 years straight.

At least you've actually had a gf. There are lads here like Ruthmong who have probably never touched a girl.

twinkspo

I've never touched a girl

Agree with this. Something similar happens to literally all teenagers.

i know that feel.
mad how this was like, a big deal. imagine just getting that bus home now. it'd just be a bus home. it'd be glum, bu not some dramatic event.

Bubblegum Crisis OVA 1 was okay. good music. some wonky animation/editing, but some great animation too. robot designs are probably good if you're the sort of person who likes robot designs.
overall, i WOULD recommend the first Bubblegum Crisis video. C. i'm not sure if i'll watch the rest.

Im well over it now, but the gf bus has passed me by, just glad im not a virgin or id be double fucked kek

She's a christian, lads. Don't worry, God's given her the green light.

This shit makes me so insanely angry. This is psychological torture for most average young men. To see such ridiculously hot young women being drooled over and given money just for flashing their tits. Like genuinely generational wealth being absorbed from millions of pathetic men in the span of a year or two. The scales need to be rebalanced.

Heading back home later de lad.

Had a medium big mac meal. Cutting it right down.

If I was an attractive woman, I'd absolutely do the same.

BritNormie loves to play the old 'Are you doing well in life?' card. Normally I'd say you can't run forever, but it's entirely possible you'll be living on St Kilda with 5 or 6 other whites in the 2050s

So whats her OnlyFans?

Yanklass is such a sweetheart I hope she realises how special she is and what a positive influence she is on my life

Correct, I would too. I don't blame the individual women for being self-interested and rational. I blame our governments for not putting a stop to this kind of societal acid.

Young women, if they think they're attractive and slim, look at what they have to give up (dignity, virtue etc.) and what the potential pay-off is (buckets of money) and they're willing to make that trade. Of course, only a tiny fraction actually get tons of money, but all who attempt it have to give up what they give up. The knock-on effects are crazy.

Can't you read, lad? Sophie Rain.

My little whorish Eva...

Personally I wouldn't, that aside, OnlyFans has little to do with how attractive you are. You need fame before you can monetise that fame, you can just jump on only fans if you're attractive and hope to make money

sophieraiin (with two i's)

Watching Euphoria right now. My teenage years were not exciting like this.

Need a BAME free Glasgow for my Crossy fren x

Sophie Rain wasn't famous before onlyfans. I get what you're saying and there are some cases of people getting famous and then setting up OF to earn a shitload of money, but nah the 'pure' OF success stories are people like Sophie who are just cute, have a nice big arse and collab with other similar looking girls. Meritocracy works it turns out.

She's a christian, lads. Don't worry, God's given her the green light.

This shit makes me so insanely angry. This is psychological torture for most average young men. To see such ridiculously hot young women being drooled over and given money just for flashing their tits. Like genuinely generational wealth being absorbed from millions of pathetic men in the span of a year or two. The scales need to be rebalanced.

I simply don't believe in 'pure' OF. If you just want generic tits then porn is free, if you have a specific person you want to see naked, then that's understandable, but I don't believe people pay for porn

Found it now. Thanks.

i know everyone says the whole "if i was a woman, i'd do it too" thing but wouldn't you feel ashamed? there's the social shame, from others, and then there's being ashamed.
not even because of any religious doctrine, i think this is just one of those human instincts like object permanence or knowing when someone is ill.

OnlyFans women are new money

might rewatch season 1-2 of Skins and laugh at how daft it is
or i could rewatch The Inbetweeners and laugh because it's actually funny
hmm

Don't waste your time. Just looked her up on eporner and shes covered in tats.

Sophie Rain doesn't even do hardcore video. Her entire OF is nothing but solo strip teases, flashes and butt shaking vids. All low effort, usually with shitty hiphop in the background being played on tinny speakers.

Mental to me how she's as popular as she is.

Same here, can't be bothered now, I'm to set in my ways to put up with someone else.

There's no way she's a virgin like she claims to be

And do you put the balls in de lid?

I would obviously have sex with Sophie Rain but she's painfully mid without the right filters, angles and makeup. Crazy how these lasses don't even have to take 10 cocks up their arse at once anymore to get rich.

suppin on a crystal chalice of cum

and they all taste of plastic too. better off not eating

Shippy a paedophile? 100%!

microdose acid

no visuals

just /britfeel/

its been a long time suppin lad
glad your back

plastic doesn't taste of anything
it's just a material, like glass. you don't complain drinks taste 'like glass'

Yanklass should get an OF

suppin

gap between

Fri 27 Sep 2024

and

Thu 20 Mar 2025

suppinlad was born on 23 Aug 2018. he supped various receptacles of cum, then moved on to other fluids.
aren't archives magical? i just joined this forum today.

Chicken tikka wasala and chippy wippies for din dins. Oh aye.

who cooks the spacker tray din dins for you?

i bet ol' feels silly right now. looks lush, that.

I've had 6 wanks since midday. My life is a fucking mess.

Can't believe Suppinlad is back.

Looks a bit grim that, is it a ready meal? I'd still eat it like.

brother I'm on my 10th one today and I feel another coming. I'm scared I;m going to wake up and my dick wont work tomorrow

suppin on a pitcher of cum lads

I deduce that you are an imposter, he never said lads!

eva6 what's your cyberpunk build like

Tech shotgun build

even if you are 19 or something, FUCKING HOW???
do you have an actual medical problem? at that point aren't your hormones/neurotransmitters/whatever-the-fuck completely fried? how are you not a miserable, functionless wreck?

Socially withdrawing for a bit I reckon. Relatively speaking. Looking forward to basking in the sun reading my books and avoiding most other things.

Was lush de lid. From Farmfoods.

how are you not a miserable, functionless wreck

I am. I'm also early 40's.

Wish I were fackin' dead

can you wank my cock with your arse?

Sounds like you've done enough of that for one day my lid.

I'm not lying when I say I've had around 7 shits today. I have no idea how I can produce that much faeces

what books are you readin'

Time for some Upstairs, Downstairs I reckon de lid.
Oh aye I got fuck all in for me din dins. Too wet for shop as well tbqh.
Truth.

drink plenty of water, you'll need it after that many poos

reading my books

Well I've got a backlog of loads from a few years ago. Full collection of Plato and Aristotle, odyssey/Iliad/Aeneid. The Bible as such. That's the bulk of it.
Maybe in the winter...

Whoops, didn't see new thread.

eva's farts

same desu, one called Order, it's proper sick. I've got armour maxed out, playing on very hard but can still tank basically everything

Post new hair and blur out face

Never finished cyberpunk. Soundtrack was great though I must revisit. Love me radio vexelstrom.

It's not new hair, it's a trim.

corrrrrrrr lets give more money to dem think tanks to flood the uk with brown people so house's are worth more so we can buy up the place and rent out to the plebs, don't worry about us chap, it dem brown immigrants you gotta worry about, us ultra rich aren't the problem

youtube.com/watch?v=ZsMwrlQ7Wa8

and to buy up the house's from the plebs we gunna make new make healthcare like usa, people will sell there homes to us

want to make new friends to play Vidya with

haven't made a single new friend in over 15 years

Black Swan by Nassim Taleb

im paying for my sugar baby to get highlights done. was going to have the same lunch like we did the other night we both ordered Chinese but she got anxious going into town, I don't think she's eaten today now. what did you have for lunch?

Full collection of Plato and Aristotle, odyssey/Iliad/Aeneid. The Bible as such.

wow im impressed

A meal-deal from the shop, bacon lettuce & tomato.

funniest post all day cheers

Aye lets see it

what do you mean you can't pay us for private healthcare since we reformed the nhs like usa now, better sell your house to us de lid so we can rent it back out to you for three times the price, corrrrrrrr get in dere de lad, they just gunna blame it on dem brown immigrants again, thick as shit

im paying for my sugar baby to get highlights done. was going to have the same lunch like we did the other night we both ordered Chinese but she got anxious going into town, I don't think she's eaten today now. what did you have for lunch?

fascinating

have you pooped today?

anon's farts

Probably not right now, hair is a little bad, but like I said, it's not different, it just feels softer
What do you think?

looks lush, that

Looks like a microwave jobbie

Sarcasm huh. Well I'm not trying to impress. I bought them years ago and failed to read most of it, it bothers me so I'll try to get it done for the sake of it.

passive-aggression

I had subway

Ruth's tuppence juice

had subway

no i wasnt being sarcastic i think it cool you're going to read those complex books. most of the books i read are just action movies in book form

I used to read a lot of fantasy stuff anyway. I'm not that bright, anymore. It sad.

im not smart either so no judgment there.ve read lord of the rings. There's a surprising amount of singing in it

it's so fucking funny to me that /britfeel/ has this air of being 'ooh aren't we so edgy and blue'
but then we have an autistic English nationalist, an autistic Scottish crossdresser, an autistic gay Geordie, an autistic woman (tbd), and a neurotypical Yanklass, who is the actual MVP.

eating poo

tfw wfh tomorrow

hate the office, genuinely cannot stand the environment

I wanna shag Crossy

Poley making the top of the annual poo catchers ranking.

I'm not "autistic". Ree

eating is a form of self-harm.

cam whore has pics and vids of her in dubai from today
wonder how many arab princes have poo'd on her

youtube.com/watch?v=Ogd64wUtZuQ

Howling at that Katie price poo photo. Just popped in my head now.

and what are you having for dinner lad? wahey

Harvey "Proud Willy Syndrome" Price taking a massive McSpicy poo on his mother's inflated balloon breasts.

If I had not turned over a new leaf I would have posted it off trip. No more. Those days are behind me now. Spiritual minded and all that.

Read this as just pooped in my head fuck sake.

Haha. Id have a job doing that wouldnt I lad. Remember tub girl? Thats how you would have to do it.

Embrace your nasty side, blad

feels like a glitch in the matrix that happened. who poo'd on her? is she that desperate for money? how much did it cost the poo'er?

Corrrrr! Katie loves her Harvey!

No. I cant. Last time I let that happen I went on a destructive rage with you lads and family at home. Not good for the soul. Im on the mend now.
Those Saudis absolutely love doing it for some depraved bizarre reason. They pay a fortune for it, like 5 figures. Depending on how famous you are you get more money. I think its some sort of ownership ritual or blackmail. No idea lad.

Fuckin hell they dont call him big Harv for nothing do they?

He got that Proud Willy Syndrome and it a lush.

No. I cant. Last time I let that happen I went on a destructive rage with you lads and family at home. Not good for the soul. Im on the mend now.

can fly out a woman and pay her so you can shit on your chest in dubai but i can't have a wank to some eastern european webcam models

Fuckin ell you lads crack me up. Not my fault Im mentally ill. Didnt ask to be born now did i. Not saying its an excuse to be a cunt but sometimes it cant be helped.

Once called a kid the N Word in school because he was pissing me off. I later apologised and made up but luckily he was the only black kid in the school or I'd have got my shit kicked in.

Wops travelling abroad to watch a womens football match. Bloody hell. Shes Living the life of Riley here. What an experience.
youtu.be/dPhwS9Qo4ZY?si=kDcE3EM16XKbmChm

Oh dear, cant be doing that lad. Was it a soft a or a the old hard R?

Corrr she deserve it after a hard day's grafting round charity shops.
Hard R, very autistic thing to do. Was in loads of fights constantly as a teen kek.

Wonder who paid for this trip.

*force feeds an apu a sega dreamcast dream key*

Oh aye it lush x
Thanks Nationwide!

need a drinking update from hhl

Been hearing on the grapevine that his wollocks have been done in. Will wait for official reports to confirm before commenting on it though.

Wops makes Ruthmong angry because he thinks he should easily be able to get an ugly girl like that but he knows even she would be out of his reach.

wops

ugly

Social media and porn have utterly, completely, totally destroyed the psyche and mental world picture of the average person.

Wops makes Ruthmong angry because he thinks he should easily be able to get an ugly girl like that but he knows even she would be out of his reach.

fascinating

You don't think she's ugly? She's rough as lad.

t.girlfriendless

You don't think she's ugly? She's rough as lad.

How hot is your gf lad?

To me she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but objectively she's a solid 7/10. I'd say Wops is a 4/10 and that's generous.

Wops isn't really bad looking. She just dresses like a man and pulls her hair back terribly. In her older videos with her hair down she's even somewhat cute.

I judge women on what they look like now, not what potential they might have.

All the girls he stalks are ugly apart from maybe Laurel

Just my opinion. She's got big tits as well so could have a nice suck on for free.

Ruth is genuinely good looking.

Incel hours is it?

She isn't, when you see pics of her that aren't taken at a favourable camera angle she's about a 4 or 5 at best.

Sucking on eva's DD titties

a boy in my year lost his temper with the Chinese lad one day and called him a 'paki', which is funny to this day.

eva6 has large breasts

dropped.

Ok Shippy, I'll bite. What does PSEBS mean?

Post-Sex Existential Breakdown Syndrome.

eva6 is a card carrying member of the itty bitty titty club

honestly wouldn't mind if the country was a PSEBS tbqh

eva6 is a card carrying member of the itty bitty titty club

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Putting hundreds, if not thousand hours in a video game yet despising it.

Putting hundreds, if not thousands of hours into /britfeel/ yet despising it

This goes without saying

the black dog following me around every fucking minute recently and I have listened to fake plastic trees about 200 times this month.

Putting hundreds, if not thousands of hours into life yet despising it

She's not ugly, she's just not an 8/10 OF model

She's not an 8/10 model. She's not a 7/10 decent looking girl. She's not even a 6/10 above average girl. She's a 4/10 uggo lad.

Am no intae that anymer. The Lord saved me x

Good meowning fluoxetine x

Bought some nu RAM earlier did i not
Now this is womfmaxxing

Good meowning codeine .........need to pit an end to this asap

Sounds nice n cozy. Happy for u x

Is ur dug big 1 or wee 1?x

Dunno what you mean lad.
Thanks mate hope all is well down on the southside. To be honest I do miss walking in Lynn Park a bit, was class on a nice day.
A wee spaniel lad.

Nothing wrong with a little womfort x

They're quite small, yeah

Ideal women for is small tits and a big arse. A slightly upturned nose, green eyes and ginger hair. Pale skin with a pink pussy and nips as well as a pink arsehole.

Theyre crackers fink every spaniel ive met was pure sweet

I freaked out a bit at new years eve when the junkie near the shops wanted a light n i said i dont smoke (true) SORRY n hes like that right okay n his pitbull came over n start sniffing at me n i could tell he was deliberately like that "i'll just let this continue nstead of pulling him back cause i can tell you dont like it" I mean some of those dogs are probably nice but not when its a junkies one on new years n its pitch black outside n all the rest of it. I just realised he could actually just set this dog on me if he wanted. I thought that night i should start carrying around a lighter just incase but i forgot about it.x

Its a bit like those guys in Marks video sometimes looks are deceptive n sometimes its just bang on at the end of the day

have you tried touching your nipples again since

Absolutely zero point engaging with the world as an incel. No juice, no squeeze.

Eva do u Vape? I think youre a zoomer

Garn have a nice Thursday evening shower me. Keep meself fresh. Me new bedding is lush, got that nice 4.5 tog duvet for them summer nights.

Nigerian nurse tucking Sean up in his new duvet and giving him a goodnight kiss

Pure seething about this ban buy itll be for the best in the long run (cope)

There is more to life than sex my incel lad

Punching a hole in my desk because I lost in a video game

Time-to-time, but hardly.

Threadflid ARE YOU READY

Not sexually no

No woman will ever be in your bed

For me it's girls who wear rock band t-shirts and try to give off a quirky and alternative appearance but then go on to date Deano sports students who wear North Face and chain necklaces like some council estate thug.

Eva's sensitive nipples

It's impossible to see any beauty in a world you've been rejected by.

try it when you masturbate tonight

stop talking like a depressed 16 year old girl on tumblr and get a grip you utter wetwipe

It's actually you who rejected the world lad. You've refused to engage.

That wasn't even me and I tried to look it up myself before going back and see he posted 'Post Soviet Eastern Bloc Shithole'

That said, I hate brutalist architecture too

Heard that Eva is underage. Don't interact with her

these three posts are my life story (R.I.P. libido)

Was that not you who posted?I always assumed it was

being underage in 2025

Imagine having no memory of the 2000s. Grim.

Really? Mmmmh

Nah not one of mine. I'd proudly defend that service station architecture though.

2000s for me were very grim, rather have no memory me desu

is she 15?

15 yr olds in tight dresses

I would rather be dead than work a shit job and have no life still.

remember these?

absolutely nothing wrong with either of these

youtu.be/Yam5uK6e-bQ?si=xcuL1WFeB3idjkoE

we dug coal together <3 x

Give it a rest lollers

Oh good,itsa bad habit x

Sometimes rly ger overcome thinking life isnt rly that bad n things could be so nice n simple if i just tried n then I remember like..........everything .......................

DVDlad remembers these with a ferocity that could kill 20 spacker gorillas.

[warning, very dark post]
would you rather have sex with an 18-year-old in a 15-year-old's body, or a 15-year-old in an 18-year-old's body?

a 15 year old in a 15 year olds body

Don't know how she affords to keep going abroad every few other month. Crazy.

*time travel back2 Christmas 2000 in my precious old home sitting w my mmy n my wee sis on Christmas day* mammy its me x its 2025 x mammy I don't have a job in the future x mammy am on universal credit xxxx

Bit pathetic little Englanders supporting Spanish footy teams. Why does this happen?

Can't imagine watching a DVD on 2025 when basically every film is streaming somewhere in HD or 4K. Low IQ behaviour.

Looks like she's got a new camera now too...

It's because she fancies spanish female footballers..

Does she have a job? That might answer the question lad.

Shippy fancies the male players. LOL!

Not noticed much difference.

She does but I think it's part time only retail. She was fired from home bargains.

Dolly goes on holiday. Wow

sacked from home bargains

grim

time travel back2 summer 1998 x sitting in the paddling pool in the back garden w a Capri-Sun and my wee plastic water gun
mammy it's me x it's 2025 x I've got sciatica now x mammy I pay 4.80 for a coffee n it's mostly foam xxx

wops cousin rotting in prison while she has the freedom to go to lisbon.

You don't even have the social connections to apply for a passport. You don't even go on holiday.

Well there you go. Part time retail job could easily be a grand a month and she lives at home, no bills

Did she ever actually say she was sacked from Home Bargains? That sounds extremely unlikely judging by the cretins working in my local. Was she stealing Funko Pops or rubbing her clit on the Scooby-Doo colouring books?

Her own fault for taking too many days off and pretending her leg was broken.

time travel back2 2003 sitting in the backseat of the Vauxhall Zafira eating a Happy Meal on the way to Woolworths
mammy it's me x it's 2025 x Woolworths is dead n so is society x mammy I have a mindfulness app but I still scream into a pillow xxx mammy Freddos are 50p now x tell stepd*d to invest in lithium xx

Post-400 anxiety hitting steadily now, new thread please lads

wops has an outie, a pretty big one aswell

You are the worst poster on britfeel. Hope you know that

strreaming bitrate is only 10-20% of the disc one though

I wish I could go abroad but getting a passport is impossible without anyone to countersign it.

Low bitrate streaming probably better than a DVD though, no?

what would you do abroad lad?

I can't help that I have a mental disability, lad. Believe me, if I could snap my fingers or take a pill and have it all go away I would in an instant. It's people like you that make my life a living hell.

time travel back2 2005 x lying on the living room carpet watching Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway eating a Viennetta w my sis
mammy it's me x it's 2025 x am tired all the time n I keep getting mysterious knee pain x mammy I google symptoms more than I pray xx mammy they turned the church into a vape shop xxx

cam on threadflid you have a job to do x

I'd walk around a bit and visit some landmarks.

mammy I don't have a job in the future x mammy am on universal credit xxxx

kek

ruthmong what country would you go to if you could go anywhere and money was no object?

I don't think he really wants to go to any country, he just wants his bizarre, twisted and unrealistic idea of what a relationship might be like

Have an insanely itchy back but I'm too fat to reach it. Being a chumbawumba does have it's downsides I suppose.

Yeah she did. She was unemployed over Christmas. She isn't a criminal like her cousin.

She probably doesn't pay her mum much. Maybe 100 quid a month.

It's criminal she keeps those big tits covered up.

That's 100 quid more than you've ever given your poor old mum

new bridge fred

Not sure. Somewhere not too far at first like France. I doubt I'll ever go on holiday to be honest.

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Thank you both, this really means a lot to me.

So scam all the toffs, the NEETs and the freaks
Blackmail the goths, the slappers and the geeks
And if they complain we'll do it all again
We do as we damn well please

ASBOs, the chavs, the emos and their mates
To torment the slags we offer special rates
And if they complain we'll do it all again
Defenders of anarchy

/britfeel/

class 306 edition

no you shouldnt