Asians be like: "Herro! Ching chong, ching chong."

Asians be like: "Herro! Ching chong, ching chong."
Lmao

"Ping pong kung fu" hahahaha slanted eyed freaks

Racists be damned

Asian people are very cool and I like them very much

racist piggu we got napalmed we got nuked im eating my own cat commiting sudokui!!
yuo wont get discount on suk peniss yumyum massage >:(

*eats rat*

Good thread. Where's my white gf to be racist to me while giving me head?

ni3shi4hei1gui3

Still in kindergarten I see.

people have some of the best sex in kindergarten

yeah the best sex I ever had was with a kindergartener

ching chong ling ling dong ding sushi nihau

Sucky sucky ten dorra

Regionar dericacy. I bring honor to my ancestors when my famiry eats it.

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why are asian accents so funny and why cant anyone else have funny accents

why can't anyone else have funny accents

Do Indians, Russians, Egyptians, Ethiopians, Nigerians, Dutch, Australians, Chileans, and Texans just not exist to you?

zing zong pipe bong

wercome to lice fierd mutha fukka

ooh so good so shankyu

I volunteer in a library anyone want stories about the Asians there?

ooooooh! chingchong tingtong linglong? ooooooooh!

Be kid

Be taught how saying chingchong is offensive

Grow up

Learn how Chongqing is one of china's biggest cities.

It's a beautiful city but come on now.

yu raff me? no pho soup

the best sex I ever had was with your uncle

nigger what the fuck ? talking about retarded bullshit

You didn't need to be racist and use the nono word you insensitive fuck.

why, did you think you were WHITE for a moment there with all your ching chongs and ting tongs and me saying NIGGER popped your being white delusion like a knife to a balloon

Be me, 2018

New volunteer

Working kids section

Asian lady in 20s comes up to me

"Herro, I am looking for magicar gir book"

"Any particular title"

"Card magic tlick"

Thinking it was a Magical Girl comic book I consulted the catalogue and found Cardcaptors.

I ask "Who is this for?"

"It fol me and my dollta to lead."

Now I am almost certain it is Cardcaptor, so I lead her to the comic section.

We reach the section.

confucian.exe

"Why we in comic prace? I want magic glirr book"

I then asked what she means.

She mentions cooking.

Realize that it is a "Magic grill book".

Lead her to the cook book section find a book called Barbecue Magic and then promptly leave.

mfw I actually managed to translate Asian (barely)

post bussy plz

i would post nigger bussy but i dont feel like searching it up, saving it, and posting

Not far off from what I have to deal with every other week.

Other times it is Hispanics who do not speak any English, but at least I can into Spanish a little bit and they are generally pretty quiet, unlike the Asians.

no I meant you taking a picture of your ass and posting it in this thread right now ytboi

yu wanna tongue my anus, niggler?

It depends, why don't you post it so I can judge for myself

nigglers want to tongue my yellow anus

Lets see your yellow anus then, you are probably bvilt for BBC

BUILT FO BBC

Blud even agrees

nigga nigga BUILT FO BBC