Cheating is fun

incels are missing out on the single best thing about being in a committed relationship:
CHEATING

the head rush of knowing how wrong it is easily beats normal sex a thousand times over, and it's even hotter if you go full tilt and emotionally cheat and just slowly replace your old relationship... plus the first three months of a relationship are always the most fun anyway.

I cheat on my boyfriend with his best friend and he doesn't know yet. My bf is lazy and short so it's fine though

This is whats wrong with the world

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You are scum and should kill urself fuck you I hate you

Men who cheat should be my sex slaves

Saying this as a non incel that gets messages like these by women, but kill yourself. There's an inherent incomparable beauty in being able to become one with another person, and your ways of interacting with love are a stain on that. You should be executed by a firing squad, so do us a favor and save us the trouble

I nay not be a normalnigger but at least I'm not romantically broken like this. You're a few steps away from being a full blown faggot.
Gotta count my blessings I guess.

Men who cheat should be my sex slaves

Sounds like a dream. Brb I'm gonna cheat

ma'am

Are you a woman?

TEEMO HATES WHEN IDIOTS FALL FOR OBVIOUS BAITS
OP IS SPINELESS

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What fun have you had with cheating so far that makes you think it's the best? Sum up your experiences for us?

did you break up with me 3 days ago

decent baitt

what happened with your discord kitten? she ghost you?

bait or not, it's a legitimate thought that narcissists have and even if OP doesn't genuinely share it it's absolutely 100% out there in the wild and in much greater numbers than we could ever truly know

i'm the ghosted kitten. </3

probably true, foid

post disc and i'll be your new friend then

lmao
do it lol maybe THIS GUY won't ghost you :^)

This is the type of situation where nobody should feel bad for double murder.

justifying murder

Male moment.

Wow.
So the only solution is to never trust your partner fully, always the foot in the door and always counting that she will break your heart evwntually.
I hope you understand the damage you cause lobg term.
U will meet someone who does this to you, eventually.
I hope you count that in.

I hate this shit today that we treat each other like dogshit.
I might be a chuddy incel with zero friends but if i read shit like this i might be actually pretty lucky.
Rather by my self then emotionally tormented by people like you.

females would literally rather be a with a serial cheater, rapist, abuser, than you, the quiet autist/social awkward who may have a weird fetish or two from being a virgin all their life. just let them be themselves, they'll suffer and kill themselves off one way or another

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Cheaters, independend, from gender should be executed.
There is no reason why one cant break up beforehand.

aborting fetuses by having the doctor rip out the unborn limb by limb

foid moment

I love how you move the goalposts lol. If it makes you feel better I probably won't cheat on my boyfriend for much longer because I'll dump him and start dating his friend.

Wait so it could be my ex .if he was on here the whole time he must still be thinking of meee his princess

He didn't move the goalposts and you didn't deny it. Either youre pro life or you are a hypocrite

nice ragebait you got there anon, too bad it doesn't work on me (^_^)

How is that even a punishment ?

Based and real.
Everytime I have cheated it has been incredible, I never got caught, and after my relationship went to shit cause women are fucking retarded I only wish I cheated more.
Best thing is cheating and fucking the other bitch raw.
And no simp shit about "boo hoo she wouldn't do that to you" women do it more than men. I lost my virginity at 14 to an 18 year old cheating on her boyfriend of a year, and even had the threesome he desperately wanted with her friend he was desperate to have it with behind his back!
Women are retarded whores and you should treat them as such and lie to them all the time.

A rapebaby into persona hmmmmmmm

i wish...

no

this is true. she would have left you if you settled in with her anyways. and they know exactly who they're going to after they get you to break up with them. they never saw you as a real person, just someone to entertain and understand them while they searched for better. don't make the mistake of committing to someone during your best years

I mean... technically yeah, I was statutorily raped, but whatever.
10/10 would do it again and do it more.
I have a ton of cheating stories, but the one I regret...

Slept with a 20year old fast food worker when I was 18. Worked at a weinerschnitzle across from where I lived. 8/10

Girl I was dating was a 9.5/10 but she was a drama whore and a bitch and thought far too highly of her pussy. She was super popular so someone always reported to her what I was doing if I was on the west side of town.

Have sex with the fast food girl

Afterwards high five her and say "good job there buddy"

I ended up asking our mutal friend about her. Apparently, she was a nice girl but her whole kink was fucking guys in a relationship.

Go to an amusement park together.

Tries to get lovey-dovey with me but I tell her not a good time/place (we're in a group)

Smart call on my end, she had a friend who reported back that I was with her

Eventually I end things with her cause I chicken out, she is hurt but over all on okay terms with me.

Thing is, my roommate hate my gf, I kinda hated my GF, and most of my friends didn't like my GF. I would have had full backing for unlimited cheating.
In hindsight I see how I should have played it.

at amusement park, feel up side peice but make it a game to make it inconspicuous

Going home, ask her to hang out.

Tell her I like her and want to continue what we have but enjoy the thrill of pretending we aren't.

I don't know if she would have pressured me to be with her exclusively but my answer would be "we need to get to know one another better" and tell her to hang out at my place after work.

She would have been game

My friends would have covered

I would have smashed regularly

I could have played games with being sexual but secretly in public

Could take her to other places where we wouldn't get caught

But the best part is I could have introduced her to my bitch GF when GF got too suspicious

Then keep fucking 8/10

That fastfood worker girl would have been fucking me on the reg, I would be able to dismiss any rumors we were fucking, and all my friends would play along while she and I got off to cucking a bitch.
Fuck me Hindsight sucks.

I actually have another cheating regret.
When I first started dating 9/10 bitch, I did get a call from a coworker (we were friends but since I was the rocker guy and she was the preppy Hispanic, we had little ground to interact outside of conversation) she called me and asked if I had had sex with my GF yet.
I told her no and I shit you not, she offered to have sex with me until my GF finally put out.
I declined (partially cause too good to be true, partially because I thought my 9/10 punk gf was a better choice than the 9/10 hispanic preppy girl)
But for real, I should have at least met up with her.
Turns out she had a BIG crush on me. I mean, I knew she thought I was attractive but it turns out she was desperate to find common ground with me because she was so into me, and this was her hail marry attempt.
She was living at home with her family and I would have been a welcome respid from her family. She also would have been open to experimenting and had I turned this girl goth and into threesomes, she'd be hotter than the bitch I was dating.

Man I fumbled that one.
Lol.
As I said, later on my biggest regret with my bitch GFs was not cheating more.

So why not date good girls

I have, and eventually they become horrible monsters too, just takes longer for the entitlement to kick in.

Cheating is for fags and lowlifes who are too retarded or too cum brained to maintain a stable relationship. Imagine being so down bad that you've burned out your receptors for sex and have to find 'variety' by fucking different people instead of sticking with the one that you're supposed to be devoted to. It's the same mindset of the 1000-cock-stare stacies that can't form a functional relationship anymore, they've been fucked so many times it's burned out their brain and now they're completely incapable of forming a deep connection.

Adultery is a high form of treachery (betraying trust of a loved one) and will likely land you in a spot in Hell, I advise very strongly against it. Not to mention that cheating ruins multiple people's lives:

You

Destroys your ability to form a relationship connection (Humans are mating pair creatures, we're meant to form a deep connection with a single person of the other sex and the more partners we have, the weaker the connection becomes. This is why people with higher body counts before marriage are statistically less likely to stay married)

Your partner

Complete destruction of trust and faith in the relationship, as well as belief in everything you've ever said to them. If you're incapable of keeping your pants zipped then you're incapable of literally anything else anyone would trust you to do, and nothing you say should be held in high regard. If you lied about being only with them, what else did you lie about?

The person you cheat on your partner with

They get the bad from both of the former people. Their body count goes up, their ability to form connection goes down since you aren't gonna marry them (do you really intend to marry a side chick, after ruining your main relationship?), they could be cheating on their OWN partner to be with you, and it reinforces the idea that complete lack of loyalty is good

Cheating is degenerate behavior, animals do this sort of stuff and humans are supposed to be better than that.

Shit blog post, faggot

I remember you, update us on the story if anything changes, that would be a really good thread.
It's the thrill of something new, I won't lie I was tempted to cheat several times, but proving your loyalty is way better.

What's that faggot, you want more?
Okay if you insist.

The nice girl I cheated on I cheated on a lot. To be fair once we were no longer long distance, I was faithful.
But I got so much pussy behind her back and she never found out about any of it. Even the slut we had a 3some with had fucked me multiple times before and I made up some bullshit of "well we're going to have a 3some with my gf so it's important that we get comfortable with each other sexually and practice so we don't blow it on the big night."
I would nut inside these bitches raw too no condoms, no regrets.

Wanna know what being faithful got me? Her "eating disorder" came back and despite 2 years of doing everything to support her and help, in the end she blamed me for her eating disorder.
So I ended up fucking one of her "models" (she did fashion design/shoots) after the break up while we lived together for months and we fucked like rabbits and she had to fucking cope.
She still has an eating disorder
I still fuck her model

I cheat. Everyone in my life thinks I have a body count of 2 (two LTRs, no gap between them, and virgin before the first relationship). In reality, I have a body count of:

5 (PiV sex, including one upcoming. 2 of these are the public LTRs)

1 (oral/hand)

1 (emotional cheating, intimacy all the way up to actually having sexual contact, and this will never escalate further)

The reason why, I think, deep down, is because I'm incredibly insecure about my desirability. I looked ugly until I was 22, and I probably still look ugly now. It's a pathetic excuse for cheating, and clearly the women I date publicly think I'm attractive, but I still don't think I'm good looking.

Occasionally I'll reach out to women in my area, and we'll meet and fuck. There's a range of attractiveness. Worse was an obese black woman (conventionally unattractive, like 3/10); best was a petite Asian woman (conventionally attractive, like 8/10).

Most of the time it's not felt great. A couple were really good. I never feel particularly attractive afterwards either.

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It's not felt great

Cause you were doing it wrong or think the bitch you cheated on didn't deserve it.
Let me tell you from experience...
They all deserve it.
They were built to be cheated on and then get over it.
And if you have no options for cheating she wouldn't want you in the 1st place.
Sure, if they find out they pout, play victim, cry, throw tantrums.... but eventually they get over it cause in the end they know it's what they deserve

Cause you were doing it wrong or think the bitch you cheated on didn't deserve it.

Nah, it was because I never ended up feeling attractive or desired afterwards.
Like, after fucking this obese black chick, I felt disgusted. She didn't make me feel attractive, and certainly bedding her didn't prove I could get someone hot. The sex felt good, but her appearance tanked everything.

I really hate people lmfao!!!

damn, this is some elaborate ragebait
definitely not the kind you see everyday here, you put some thought on this, haven't you anon?
congrats, i'm proud of you

Literally texting another girl while his gf is right next to him

Do anime males really?

I did that with my ex lmfao i told her it was my mom checking up on me

Women will take the sub-humans ITT over a loyal, loving incel

I'm also missing out on heroin, but I'm fine with that.

How about little miss cumslut 2 posts above yours?

loyal, loving incel

incels will cheat more often than even the average normie desu