Scott Monument edition
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yanklass, eva 6, me, and a jacuzzi, mate
He would have worked for Screwfix all his life if it wasn't for TMAU
Shall be watching Hangover just to spite Jocelyn
i'm just being dialectic, anon. i have had to stop enjoying the Harry Potter books. not because i'm an adult, but because the fantasy wizards fail to condemn fictional slavery against make-believe gremlins.
Fuck Jocelyn, little cunt bitch.
ghosts of tsushima did look amazing and had some cool features but I found it very samey after a while
Jocelyn sold me a copy of Fight Racism! Fight Imperialism! then used it to buy a vanilla latte from a coffee chain that enslaves Kenyans in its Costa Empire.
Screwfix buildings are big and airy and well ventilated, the warehouses even more so and he could've been the warehouse manager sitting in the wee room himself or a forklift driver going about his work himself where his smell wouldn't bother anyone. He could also get a job in a sewage works or some other type of waste processing facility, or even a fish processing factory.
I picked up Jocelyn at the Unite picket line and she was massively into race play behind closed doors. Holy fuck she was wild.
Wind Waker was the best-looking Zelda game.
Ocarina of Time looks like dogshit. horrible style. shitty painted-on semi-animu faces.
Fucking Jocelyn up her marxist shitpipe
I sit here pressing update and there's never anything actually worth reading, including my own posts. It's all so futile. End me.
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lol good techno-joke
eva6 i hope you realise we like you.
i don't, still. it's the privileged class thing. i'm a bit of a Jocelyn. but collectively, WE like you, overall.
why is it when cokehead drinkers end up in your house (because your brother surrounds himself with such people) they constantly go the toilet and back? Every 2 minutes back and forth and constantly walking about the hall too. Obviously they aren't doing lines every 2 minutes. Reprobates. Well mostly just my brother, not them that decided to impose on me, he only cares about himself the scum fuck. Going to miss work tomorrow and lose his job then lounge around the couch for a week or 2 afterwards giving us all the silent treatment as if him being a scum fuck is our fault
I think OoT and MM look perfectly fine. WW looks great too of course
Go do something with your life pal. Start by watching Hangover tonight.
Thank you -- if you aren't lying of course.
Me? In the mood to watch some Heroes or Dynasty.
forking eva6's repo
watching White Lotus series 2. I like how there's a character whose whole thing is hating men and that's funny and fine.
Loved the original dynasty. Joan Collins was iconic in that. Watched heroes back in the day but don't think I finished it in the later seasons
At least it seems like Ruthmong slept through the last thread. Them pics might send him over the edge. Poor lad.
Which one was that? Can barely remember season 2 now
installing eva6's cpu cooler in the hopes she'll like you more but it's futile because she already friendzoned you and you know that but you keep doing things for her anyway even though she's got multiple chads dming her
Eva, does your hair small nice?
Apples, my shampoo.
"Chads" aren't dming me, my best friends on snapchat are literally my dad and my brother.
do you reckon normies say or do certain things sometimes to try and bait you into engaging so they can use it against you in some way or gossip? Always quietly noticed this and was wondering if it's just me being paranoid. Don't think I'm too far gone from normality that I'd be subject to this, but you tend to notice it when someone nearby you in work randomly starts talking certain political topics they don't approve of and get the notion it was because you were in earshot
Season 2 is the worst season of Heroes but it picks up again in season 3 and 4 IMO. Never watched the Reborn show.
ready to go back to waging tomorrow?
Anyone doing insane shit like that is by definition not a normie
Yeah, set my alarms, but my mother will probably wake me up, but sadly I can't stay up to 4am anymore.
why does your dad have snapchat? very strange
Going to miss your daily contributions to the threads likkle lass.
What even is snapchat and why is it still relevant
Odd post. Asking 'What even is snapchat' suggests a lack of awareness of the app, yet 'why is it still relevant' indicates a knowledge of past relevance, hence it is a contradictory phrase.
grown man watching soap operas for women from the 80s. FAG!
Might have bumped into BN in sainsbury's and not even known it was him. Saw a well to do looking bloke walking around the shop with his mrs the other day, and she had a sort of accent, couldn't quite place it
i remember some mongs at college talking about it over 10 years ago and still niggas are using this app
to be a normie you now need to be active on 7 different social media apps
wonder what will come next? you'll know when it's here because every cunt will suddenly be on talking about it
oi kez you got beanflick?
my 'progressive' borderline ex-gf would say stuff about women belonging in the kitchen, clearly banter, i'd join in, then she'd turn serious: it wasn't banter, what i said was disgusting. she was checking to see what i'd say.
i'd say i was joking, she knows i obviously don't actually believe that. then she'd tell me it was actually a 'test'.
actually made me feel sick, weird mind games. can we have a laugh about this stuff, or can't we? why not just talk to me instead of disguising these 'tests' as jokes?
Dream didn't disappoint
There's nothing gay about liking a bit of kino
did the love of your life turn up IRL, anon?
What was he getting? Just a can of coke or a full shop? If so, what brands?
soap operas aren't kino gayboy
i stick to gritty, social realist kinos. none of this soap opera guff.
Tony Richardson, Ken Loach, i could go on.
ken loach never worked a day in his life pure fantasist
he worked as a filmmaker.
en.wikipedia.org
these people wrote for a living. pre-AI, that was a proper job, that.
I hope none of you lads have been parking on zig zags?
I was only joking I quite like the work of Ken Loach, especially Kes.
You could say.
The location was a park/green space adjacent to a pub not too far from where I used to work, I had been to the location before but not for a long time. Parked up perhaps half a mile away and started walking towards the park. It was through a secluded pathway to get there and some really rough couple were up ahead. They were being very loud. They were walking ridiculously slowly and I was trying to slow down my own pace but he tied his shoelaces and eventually I nearly caught up. As I got closer I could smell them both smoking a joint and it was repulsive. Literally had to stop and let them move ahead. Was loitering for a good few minutes. Eventually I started walking towards the park again. I get there and I saw sprog and her gran but no sign of baby mama
They were leaving as I entered. I didn't approach too closely but that's something. What's going to stun me mentally more than the event itself is that the dream basically predicted it I was aware gran lived in that town so you could still put it down to subconscious coincidence rather than divine intervention
Didn't get a good look lad
shippy stalking "his" sprog
Gulab jamun
Nah I really was in a sainsburys in glasgow the other day and thought it could've been him, but probably way off, never saw this post, mental that he was also talking about BN in a sainsburys kek
What's the lore on how shippy had a sprog
Had anal sex with a zesty Colthopolos in the Andes.
It was a my LARP
if they remove all the gay and tranny stuff from the Saudi edition of cyberpunk do they still have the missions with River, Kerry and the car tranny?
Brother loves watching corrie, hes been watching for the past 20 something years. Gets upset if you interrupt or ask questions about whats going on
Based. I used to be an avid Corrie watcher but haven't kept up recently. I watched Doctors religiously. Almost a hate watch because it was so shit but still sad they cancelled it. The Joe Pasquale episode was mental.
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Eagerly awaiting an HHL nappy update.
save the cheerIeader, save the world
Corrrrr, between Lost and Heroes the mid to late 2000s were lit senpai.
Starting to get a little concerned about my weight now lads im 24:04 now. Mum said I should go to the GP and ask if I can go on monjarno but I dont have the confidence to ask.
you said the dream was all vivid and exciting, that just sounds like social anxiety and difficult people.
seems like a letdown overall, and you didn't predict the future or anything cool. you just dreamt about a real-life place, then went there.
sorry anon. at least the dream was nice.
Ask him how he feels about it recently. The show has turned into some Holby City / The Bill / Hollyoaks fusion jank. Even by Corrie standards, it's absolutely DIRE and people are switching off en masse. They're culling characters like crazy too.
I absolutely agree. I rewatched Prison Break a couple of weeks ago and Season 1 and 2 are still brilliant. Goes absolute shite after that of course
Nigga just shut the fridge
how the hell do they write something like Heroes, anyway? American shows have all these writers, a fuckton of episodes, they don't even know how many seasons it'll be, etc etc.
Sylar was just some random actor in shadows, then they cast the Spock guy partway through. how the FUCK do you not have an actor for your main villain?
went downhill, i suspect they never had any real 'plan' (temper your expectations, anon), and that writer's strike really fucked with it, which must be confusing if you're watching a series like Heroes on DVD nowadays.
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give us a belly pic lad
You should definitely do something about it buddy. I'm 14 stone at 5 ft 4 and I feel like absolute shit all the time I can't imagine how you feel. I need to shift it myself. Ideally naturally but I suppose you'd be a good case for Manjuro. Got to weigh the effects of the medication versus the effects of being severely overweight I suppose. I didn't ask to be born fuck sake.
Oh he absolutely hates it. But still watches it for some reason, I think its habit at this point. He complains at the dinner table all the time about it saying its stupid and woke. He calls it propaganda street sometimes. His words but he said he liked it better when les battersby was calling haley cropper a tranny all the time for a laugh.
they coming for her bennies
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when les battersby was calling haley cropper a tranny all the time for a laugh.
kek, going round calling him Harold all the time. Good times
14st
5ft4
corrrr bet you're such a cute chubby slutty little twink
They usually have a season outline and then certain writers do certain episodes. Depends on the competency of the whole team I suppose. Sometimes it's about the journey and not necessarily the end.
That writer's strike did a lot of fucking damage but Heroes definitely suffered the most and a lot of people dropped it during season 2 despite it improving afterwards.
Think Babylon 5 was the first network show to be mapped from start to finish and that was the 90s.
They do a pilot, it gets picked up, they try real hard for maybe 1 season to try and get commissioned for more, then they just wing it from then on. I love Lost to pieces, but you can tell they were making shit up on the fly.
chubby guys can't be twinks. They're cubs
get a free glow up lad
Anyone remember when Les and Cilla fell through the ceiling in the hot tub? Kek.
I thought about that recently when the floor creaked in my bathroom
who was the bird with the iron in eastenders
thanks for the actual answers. i like the idea of a show making it up as they go along, with a bunch of different writers, but obviously that doesn't work for ALL series. Murder She Wrote or something, fine, but Heroes and Lost were written as if they were a traditional story with an ending (not just a monster/murder/island mystery of the week).
maybe we have it better with streaming. the clusterfuck journey was fun. don't want to spoil things for that anon, but a whole plotline of Heroes just kind of disappears. IRL, writers' strike.
little mo?
Yeah, Lost is my favourite show of all time but they were definitely winging it. Maybe had a loose idea of some major beats but I don't care. It resonates with me on an emotional level no other show ever has.
I remember when the tranny said Roy was a 10 in bed
i like the idea of a show making it up as they go along,
Do you? I want to recommend a show called "From" then. It's very much a mid 2000s-style mystery box show. Anon Babble has some funny as fuck threads when it's airing (it's finished until 2026)
the best shows are episodical, none of this story bollocks, maybe a couple of small recurring things throughout a season
Little Mo killed Trevor with an iron. Is that who you're on about?
not another cinema is it?
Ken Loach SSM film would use a nice actor who looks nothing like SSM and play dramatic music all the time and makes his life seem a lot harder than it really is
I compare my life to John a lot because of how much of a fuck up it is, and he's made me paranoid forever about being stuck in a wheelchair some day. Don't think I'd cope
i miss being concave. pure skelly mode.
the problem is sugar. it's an absolute bastard. just there, ready to eat. feels good until you get sad.
that's the one lad. does someone still die every Christmas/new year?
you said you like Ken Loach. it was all a jape. stop this now.
Shows like Lost and Heroes did have self contained episodes as well within the larger canon. I think of shows like X-Files where it was a mystery of the week within a larger overarching plot.
Then you have stuff like The Sopranos where it's so tightly planned out but still has different writers and each season feels entirely unique.
Doesn't From have some Lost alumni? I should get around to watching it.
thoughts on tapentadol?
Doesn't From have some Lost alumni? I should get around to watching it.
It's got Walt as the main character yep (he didn't like the Lost writers because they were banterous / bit racist and sexist etc, so based). Dunno why I thought it was Chris Rock for half a season. Racism most likely
The magical thing about Lost is everything comes together in perfect harmony. Forget about the overall story... the characters, the acting, the music and stories just all hit the right note for me.
The scene with Jack pounding on Charlie after he is strung up has me in tears every time. Fucking Hell.
Think Martin died this Christmas? You know, Sonia's ex who was going out with Stacey and Ruby too.
Think Phil tried to kill himself over Christmas but Grant came back and got him hospitalised.
shopping centre apparently
And by Walt I mean Michael
My racism kicking in again. All look the same
Danny Dyer isn't dead. He'll be back when his work dries up again
Tim has been in hospital for over 6 months.
His character was a massive meme so I imagine he's probably pretty bitter about it. Also his character was a real cunt in season 2.
I think of shows like X-Files where it was a mystery of the week within a larger overarching plot.
a goofy one i've enjoyed recently, although i only watched the first season, is Lost Girl.
it's pure pop-feminist, sex-positive early 2010s drivel. sexy succubus starts a detective duo with a quirky goth girl, they solve cases about monsters while there's some background war between the Light Fae and the Dark Fae. overarching mystery about where she came from.
pure shlock. like a women wankered on red wine pumped out some novels about not-herself falling in love with sexy werewolves. cover is some stock art of a fairy-lady against a moonlit forest.
it's great. everyone should watch it.
don't argue with me you little slag, now show us your batty crease
Funny thing is, I posted the wrong name and you could still be describing either Walt or Michael
Fucking hell just watched a few videos about this woman and my Lord she makes seasideMARK look like a patron saint. What on earth is this womans problem?
batty crease
I'm all for a bit of homo rp but this is dangerously into black-slang territory and that's not for me, it might be for you, but it's not for me
lost girl
Based. I love that show I have the entire box set on DVD. It is kind of slop but very entertaining. Same reason I like Charmed I suppose. Supernatural female shenanigans.
See, being an incel ain't the worst thing. You could be with that
Kek. I'm talking about Michael I know who you meant. Funny how Walt (WAAAAAAAALT) just kind of disappeared. To be honest I hated Michael's actor's character in Oz as well. He has a habit of playing annoying characters.
I'm not the lad who posted that I am just another observer of your conversation with him about Ken Loach. Although I like Ken Loach too and it's not a jape
Oh... that was him in Oz? Why did I literally never pick that up. I really do have face blindness with blacks huh. Learn something new. Yeah, his character sucked in Oz. Too preachy. JK Simmons probably had the best career trajectory from that.
Yeah, I'm on that Sunday night wuppagrind. Watched a couple of films now garn watch that new Rick and Morty wepisode.
Supernatural
quite liked the ending of the season 3 finale
Always get a laugh from JK Simmons getting shit on in Oz. Fuck me he was amazing in Whiplash.
speaking of old TV I have been watching X-Files for the first time recently and it's very hit and miss. Also crazy how Gillian Anderson is still fit as fuck 20+ years later in Hannibal.
Phenomenal in Whiplash yeah. People on twitter hate that movie because hes too meany. He also did a TV show about a parallel world where he plays a nice guy and a prick, forgot the name sadly but it wasn't that great anyway. Watchable though.
Idris Elba was in Oz, not a lot of people knew that. and of course Adebisi in Oz was Mr Eko in Lost, the 2 black actors from Oz went on to be in Lost together, coincidence?
Fresh nappy whilst you watch children's cartoons, king?
i'm not clever enough to watch that
and of course Adebisi in Oz was Mr Eko in Lost
I didn't realize this also... fuck me.
Counterpart? I heard it was okay.
His character is supposed to be mean in Whiplash how is that even a criticism.
hannibal
Now that was a good fucking show. Got away with so much shit for being a network show too. Wish it was never cancelled and got to tell The Silence of the Lambs parts with Mads.
miss that era of 'badass' girls. Underworld and such. yeah they're not great, but fuck it.
i mean what the hell was Birds of Prey? not as comfy as Smallville (it wink-winked a potential connection), but i'm surprised it didn't stick around with its Cool Original Characters.
got another for you
sits for an hour begging youtube.com
Surely you knew Batista from Dexter was in Oz at least?
I knew Adebisi but I don't remember Idris Elba. Due for an Oz rewatch soon I think. Need to get the DVD
set.
Anyone seen the show Brotherhood (2006)? Really underrated TV show with Jason Clarke and Jason Isaacs.
Heading to bedshiringhamville
His character is supposed to be mean in Whiplash how is that even a criticism.
Well, they descend into "you cant make someone great by being aggressive and strict" and all that huff you'd expect
Hannibal was so good. Season 3 felt a bit like they were trying too hard artistically, and it was getting very homoerotic near the end, but I still wish we'd have gotten a S4 from it. Mads played that part brilliantly.
Yea, I guess my "look same" doesn't apply to Hispanics.
Speaking of Hannibal, Eddie Izzard was legit great in it. Possibly a bit too campy, but really enjoyed the character
I like it. Lots of meta humour and fourth wall breaking. I still prefer South Park though.
Me? I really enjoyed my nigga Michael Pitt.
Mind broken by King Mads
Jammer
Corrrrr, some proper kino enjoyers in Britfeel tonight.
some proper kino enjoyers in Britfeel tonight
oh aye that new irn bru unicorn tears is lush
nob
fictional character wants people to behave understandably and the world to follow set rules
you're meant to laugh AT them, not agree WITH them
You guys did pre-order Switch 2, correct?
We're genuinely supposed to think the world in High Castle is bad
No I'll wait until there are more games worth getting it for big man. Mario Kart looks fun though.
Eddie Izzard was in the Hannibal show? that makes perfect sense.
time to watch it. do i need to know anything about Hannibal Lecter besides the character? he sort of just appears in Silence of the Lambs, which is fine. (never read any of the novels or seen the other Anthony Hopkins films.)
author writes a character who is a rapist
women believe that makes the writer a rapist
mad
Grim mate. Dont know how people can behave this way and voluntarily upload it on the internet for people to see. If I was this guy or that other woman I would try tooth and nail to remove this content from the internet forever. Permanently damaging your image for a few views. Incredibly sad.
It's based on the books not the movie universe so it starts more like Red Dragon (the first novel). If it hadn't been cancelled it would have led into Silence of the Lambs territory. No prior knowledge of anything needed. Enjoy.
It's a slow burner, just be aware. It starts off quite procedural. All you need to know about Hannibal is everything you learned in Silence. This takes place a few years before that
Made me re think about having your name or photos on the internet for people to see. Better off to hide in the shadows forever. Out of sight out of mind. Worked for me for the past 13 years.
Big Mo from eastenders? Her brother is Gary Oldman
You ever listen to Skeletonwitch Blad? Been getting back into them recently.
bedtime cuddles with eva6
Gary Oldman? something something Gary Numan!
Cant say that I have mate. Not heard of them. Been listening to a lot of sodom and coroner recently.
Female reviews are funny
you'll have to get to the back of the discord queue
They're bretty good.
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Kek she seems raging. She wouldn't even bat an eyelid if she was reading the same book but it was slagging men off. Why can't people all just stop being so easily polarised?
There's a whole group of people on Reddit constantly calling Stephen King sexist because of the way he depicts a character being an asshole. Their tiny brains can't comprehend the difference between the author and a character.
This is gary oldmans sister
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Even King is not immune? Good grief
i read Reddit for the true life stories. one a month or so ago was that a girl (might have been a transing-to-boy person) had a male best friend who fancied her. she was fine with it. BUT he wrote some fantasy story where a rapist's victim forgave him, and fell in love with him.
like, that was the problem. he wrote a story. i don't even think that's unrealistic, but i guess you're SUPPOSED to write fictional rapists a certain way. even in a daft amateur short story.
"red flag" "leave him" "holy shit, he's going to murder you" and all that. i have no idea how people read into this stuff. maybe they're right? penning this stuff is "telling on yourself"? i don't know any more.
I actually really respect King as a writer to be honest. He's consistent and has written some mental stuff (especially when he was on drugs). I remember enjoying his non-fiction about writing.
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
Think I kind of want to cuddle a guy lads
There are people out there who genuinely think fiction is real and get mad at you for pointing out it isn't
Yeah they are alright. I do prefer the older stuff though. Heres one of my favourites.
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5 weeks no wokey as of today. Get in there.
Incoming reports crossylid has been arrested for night walking whilst depressed
have-a-line-lad lad has lost
Must be due for one corr
The government has taken his elfbars from him. Just not right.
crossy's delicate princess feet in some cute heels
my story is about a Jewish man who abandons his plans for world domination to fall in love with a gentile man.
if anything, it's PRO-semitic.
takeaway place threw in an extra chicken tendie
Been recently seeing videos of normies in bars and on tv doing normal things I should be doing at my age and I cannot see myself doing anything like that whatsoever. Not in a million years. If that means being exclusively confined to my room for the rest of my life then so be it. I am content.
how have i lost, lad? i'm buzzing awake on pregab.
beautiful as fuck lad, you are talented.
the floor chicken is the best bit
when you see the mixture of middle-aged baldies and Sandras on a night out at the Beehive, cohorting with the young 'uns in sportswear having a few cheeky pints, you have to remember that the older crowd were once the younger crowd,
you and i are in the middle. we can't get back on the ladder. we're like this forever.
it did have a nice stale cardboard quality to it. marinading under the heat lamp all day. could have been anywhere, both in the shop and on someone's person. it's all extra flavour and protein.
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cor, intelligent political discussion in my children's superhero cartoon.
wasn't even aware the Batman cartoon had all these sequels, did the whole Justice League thing. watched them as an adult, but that's okay because the writers had adult fans in mind, it's definitely fine.
I dedicate this song to eva
My whorish eva...
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Superman was right here, no need to be limp wristed thinking about the ethics of it all while there's lads down below plotting your destruction
Very grim that this post made me hard
New month? new me! I'm quitting the booze no more of that piss
Reckon 80% of lads here can't do as many press ups as Mark
Jammer knows about the great replacement
Reckon 80% of lads can't pull as much shit apart as Mark
Its the 2nd now, may as well leave it until July
it sunday get one down you
fresh start tomorrow
DVDs not looking so good on this bigger OLED telly (sitting way closer too). Not too bad with the noise reduction bollocks and smooth gradation and that. Makes it watchable anyway.
dab up beef fat with kitchen roll
flush kitchen roll down toilet
i am protecting the environment
1:01
why does jammer say bullshit the way he does, like a pause on the B but it sounds comical
anything we do is a drop in the ocean every takeaway in the country is probably putting all their oil down gutters and drains
I'm cutting it right down iin June me. Can't afford any drunken fuck ups so playing it safe.
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
CAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN CUS I KILLED THAT KID
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEANT FOR HIM
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how come three transgender posters have returned in the past week?
also how are they all ironic bigots? even the brown one is a racist.
seeing this cartoon after Smallville was surprising, because Superman actually HAS a character, gets angry and has these debates and stuff. he's not just "nice" all the time.
Martian Manhunter is the most reasonably open-minded one. there was the parallel universe where Superman did all the judge, jury and executioner stuff GL is afraid of. guess you'd have to put it to a vote or something.
Ate too much, feel like I'm going to explode lads. Diet for rest of June
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Tutti frutti? No thanks sounds a bit gay that
keep thinking the take it easy general is a britfeel general, they have definitely ripped off the old op image
its hanging in there
copycats don't last long
Touhou is just a rip-off of better games
'take it easy' is just a rip-off of better memes
it makes sense, really
Going to bed now. Imagine sleeping for 20 years lads
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Bit of Fortnite before beddingtons. Might as well x
Corrrrr. Just got a classic "pirates are out to get you," at the end of Heroes season 1, disc 1.
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Those used to scare me a bit. Really made it feel like pirating was some inhumane offence.
hahaha is this real?
remember FACT, don't remember this one.
"costs jobs" and harms the industry, fine, but "funds organised crime"? cross-county gangs doing dodgy DVDs with their bricks of cocaine?
wot noodle, wuppa and fortnite oh aye
Oh it's real. This video existed on VHS as well but I can't remember. Reminds me of the opening scene of Hostel with the dude burning the dead bodies.
Never could get into fortnite but I like the music part because it's basically just Guitar Hero. Don't have an instrument though. SAD!
For me, tonight, it was wustlerz wheesewurger, wucozade and Wortnite. Oh aye.
i cant stop jacking off
its been 6 times today
Give it a rest, lad. You'll go blind or at the very least open up the hidden secret they don't want you to know about.
There is nothing wrong with a 32 year old man shagging a 22 year old woman. Get the fuck over it, roastie cunts. Every sane man would rather shag a 22 year old than a 32 year old.
She's a fucking 22 year old child, Chris. Sick man.
Im sad.nobody giving me a cuddle.x
I did a prrtty good walk tonight.....mum says amm too sedentary...true.....but if its late at night she says headphones is dangerous......not paying attn to surroundings.....but I dnt like day time outside. So its pretty good now when its quite light outside when its later. I try again tmz.
Am sad bc scotrail mammy is sad. Not right ! youtu.be
Please mind the gap when alighting from this train xx
Its sad cus ppl have gone up the top n walked off. S*cde.Not nice.
This train may be longer than platforms @ certain stations...........Announcements will be made in the relevant rear coaches on approach.Please allow sufficient time in order to alight safely.Xxx
(You) are the Person of the Year :O
Why are the girlfriend criteria requirements so fucking depressingly high?
need car
need job (a good one that pays well)
need own home
need to be attractive
Then you're competing with thousands of chads on online dating apps. It's not even worth playing the game unless you're really attractive.
as long as theyre ok with renting and not a mortgage that isnt really all that bad lid
It's fucking impossible to rent if you're single. They'd expect you to be in your own place after 25.
im single and rent
This train is for,..east kilbride
This train will call at....
Crossmyloof :>
Pollokshaws west :o
Thornliebank ^_^
Giffnock (^.^)/
Clarkston :D
Busby >:D
Thorntonhall *_*;;
Hairmyres :3
Nd........................East kilbride xx
The nxt stop is, crossmyloof
This train is for,edinburgh waverley
This train will call @
Bishopbriggs.
Lenzie.
Croy.
Falkirk High.
Polmont,Linlithgow......edinburgh Park,Haymarket,, AND...edinburgh waverley
The nxt stop is..........Bishopbriggs x
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Ruth will likely celebrate Pride Month in some form. A real progressive girl.
even though youre single you could rent
Fink i have few biccys with my tea cus I done a lot of walking
Scottish lass is 24 and regularly goes to the gym.
Wops is 23 but will age worse due to her bad diet.
No, not as an unemployed or in a low wage job. Especially in my area.
work hard and get a better job lad, easy, thats what i did
can't believe what they done to you de lid x
Only me 24yo polish lass is a vaping idiot destroying our planet.
work hard
Nah never anything happens. I'll be stuck in the same factory and warehouse jobs until I die. Never doing that shit again. I don't get any romance by being a slave or neet. Obviously not working is the best option for me.
Got a ulcer on my gums :<
do what i did, work in a warehouse to pay for your HGV lessons, piece of piss and wont take long to save that money while you still live at home
Am on the Zyns rn. Theyre quite nice x
How's driving a lorry going to help? You'd be away a lot of the time. No girl would want someone always away. I don't think driving is for me anyway. My eyes are not great. I'd be worried about running someone over or someone damaging the lorry.
You'd be away a lot of the time
dont have to go tramping lad, just do day shifts, as for anything else you said about being worried, my advice would be to stop being a fanny, and desu they actually expect you to damage them when youre new, everyone does, the rule of thumb is 4 small bumps in your first 6 months
tfw i had 2 on my first day
Minimum wagies being forced to wear their LGBTQ+ lanyards for a whole month or face disciplinary action. Only Muslims are exempt.
I got the mint clubs bc of the strawpoll.lol. it was 2 to 1 mint. I fink I do agree its nicer. Orange is more "exciting" but just like other things in life it doesnt last once it wears off. But mint is reliable. Oh aye.
question for most posters here
Lolz x
I don't think I'd be good with me 3 point turns. I've tried games like bus simulator and shit can get stressful when going round those hairpins. Always a car coming round and refuses to move out of the way. Stressful stuff in vidya. Couldn't imagine it irl.
i do not want a job
i do not want to go to the gym
i want to be a loser
No pussy no work. No I will not just work for women and pay taxes. They will need to do the real jobs. No man should work now without sex.
He doesn't want to be a loser that works and still has no sex life. That's ultimate cuck mode. You're supporting women by working. It's better to extract disability bucks from women's taxes instead.
You know what? Females deserve no more respect from me. I'm done. I see no point supporting any female when I can't get a single drop of pussy.
Do you extract disability bucks from women's taxes?
Spent the weekend painting the bin blue as our old one got nicked. Council wanted 10 quid otherwise for a new one. Recyling bins have to be blue here but I know my mate in another area says they are green there.
Remember until maybe 2010 it was just one bin. We'd put the whole lot in one big bin. No cleaning out yogurt pots and separating the film from plastic pots. Load of bollocks recycling is anyway. It all gets incinerated or dumped in a third world shithole.
*looks out boxroom window*
It's getting light. Wagies will be up soon for another long sweaty week of slavery. I'll be getting my sleep soon. Been like this for years...I can cope fine without being a slave as long as I have internet and vidya.
I'll be getting my sleep soon
Sames x
Nova 1
Kino
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Mammy am sad.x
I can cope fine
Marks off to work. It lush.
But seriously why is he doing voluntary work all of a sudden? Are the jobcentre making him work for his benefits?
I sleepy.N night love u mmy n fred.x
na night crosslad see you in morning pal
It is morning de lad
6am, the wages are rising
happy morning everyone
especially those of you who made it through the night
6 am, sucking on fanny lips
Dreamed I had a great job offer but declined it and stayed in my minimum wage job
wake up
immediately check /britfeel/
every day
bossman posting clips from a video game thinking its shows the attacks in russia, why are boomers so fucking retarded holy shit vm.tiktok.com
My mum still falls for AI photos on Facebook. After telling her a million times its fake.
Picture of your mum?
waking eva6 up for work (she slept through her alarm)
He's a natural grafter. Doesn't like to be doing nothing all day.
Me? I'm naturally a NEET.
I have a cough
Best call in sick x
It is psychotic and abnormal to be going for walks in the middle of the night. I don't agree with that but sadly it's the truth.
Ruthmong has naturally curly hair
I have a naturally curly cock like a pig. x
Girls love guys with curly hair
Bossman (me) says no
Poland elected another nutter. Corrrr.
By nutter you mean someone who doesn't want to ethnically cleanse Poland of Poles
based keeping the wagies in their place
No he doesn't actually. Stop profiling.
No he doesn't actually
Proof?
I did actually, but my mother woke me up.
you're not very bright are you lass. that was literally the point of the post, that your mommy wakes you up because you sleep through your alarm. take it easy today, don't bother walking around with your bag of cables, let them come to you if they need a cable
You can be against immigration and still not be a nutter.
50k a year job in IT
can't install a case fan
wish I was middle class
How is this bloke a 'nutter' then
desu installing a case fan isn't something that would need to be done in a corporate environment, her office literally uses thinkpads with docking stations, she doesn't really need to do anything she could just be chilling instead of walking around with her bag of cables getting anxious and pissy when people dont need anything from IT
Personally I can't decide whether it's a manual LARP or just AI
Simply because I said so.
Want to buy a house
Wonder where Jocelyn is protesting today
seasideMARK is out litter picking
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Want to buy a bag
Still someone who's not passionate about computers is never getting that kind of job if they're not middle class. It's a different reality for middle class lads who get offered a free nepo job through their uncle and think "yeah I guess that's something I can do".
Oh that's lush
Would love to see the average age of /britfeel/ over time. I think it is basically ticking upwards. In 2017 felt like everyone was mid 20s and now feels like everyone is early 30s
for sure lad, not just nepotism but in general these sort of office jobs are middle class day care centres, gives them something to do, keeps them away from the unwashed masses and keeps the class divide intact with disproportionate salaries
Garn London today, TN text me yesterday and asked what part. Now it's going to be Peckham so can't see her
Can you blame them? Not suprising they jump at any opportunity to be segregated from the working class
yes because they are responsible for the problem they are trying to get away from
Deporting incels
If you mean pakis etc, it's the white working class that have voted labour for generations. These days, the remaining white working class that haven't ascended to the middle are almost as bad as pakis anyway
Can't be arsed right now, can i
Nay
rather have a paki than HHL
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Some good eating, is it not my liege?
nobody can ascend class lad you're born with it and stuck with it for life. class is generational. if somehow a working class lad makes it then possibly their children can be considered middle class but I would argue it takes 2 generations minimum.
labour
yeah they were stupid voting against their own interests, Labour has always been about cementing the middle class, are NHS was created for that very purpose
Rather have HHL than a paki personally. Nothing wrong with HHL
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This is it, this is the kino
Well, if you insist I'm old money then I'll take your word for it
the whole concept of 'class' is made up left wing bollocks
Good morning shippy you fat balding nonce
unfortunately for you class can be descended within the same generation, assuming your parents were actually middle class you are still literally a minimum wage van driver, you are working class
aristocratic upper class rules everything up until the early 20th century
creates the greatest empire the world has ever seen
middle class takes over institutional power and becomes the dominant class
within a lifetime the country is now a broken shithole
really makes you think
Nah, in this little fantasy land of yours where class is genetic then I'm solidly old money. Half of my cousins went to private school and 2 got into Oxford. My dad grew up in a 6 bedroom house, and my great uncle owns a multi million pound company. My van driving doesn't take away from that at all
Good morning swanster
literally does
You can't move up class but you can move down it
Your brain on socialism
98th percentile IQ
score put him in the 99.3 percentile among his school peers
if your dad is old money why did he send you to such a shit low IQ mong school?
Has anyone here ever read the book 'Utopia'? A fictional society where everyone works for the mutual benefit of the community and still has plenty of spare time to pursue pleasure.
It was written in 1516 though so before the invention of wogs. None of it would work today.
how do you think it works then lad? how many generations of van drivers does it take to go from middle class to working class?
My parents were working class and I'm solidly middle class now. I reckon it takes longer to go down from middle to working than the other way around.
Take this test lads. Let's see where we all sit:
Ruth is middle class
Does britfeel count as social?
I came back as elite on that, kek
Yes of course dee lad we all frens here
It's a shite test. It says technical middle class 'enjoy emerging culture such as going to the gym and using social media' which are two things I didn't tick. I think I'm more of a 'new affluent worker' personally but hey ho. Can't doubt the BBC can we.
Checked.
I am scum.
Her bf looks working class so she can't be.
Hmm, try to claw my way up from the bottom of society, get a job sort my life, or, doss on dayZ?
Such big decisions require a spot o cannabis pipe and play on dayZ while I think it over, methinks.
He looks scrawny and malnourished like working class lads often do. I could probably beat him in a fight, if she wanted that.
His parents have probably never even been in a Waitrose. Very grim that she would choose him over nice lads who have supported her channel from the start.
Ruthmong probably looks better than Ruth's bf
I have eaten waitrose food, ooo I'm posh af, however, it was from an organisation that sells cheap food that is close to its sell by date, so I'm really still parasite class.
t.delusional shoeless boxroom dweller who never showers
Ah for fugg sake, got a dosser phone appointment within the next 20min. And a cripple appointment at ~14:00, then out all day helping my mum.
I just wanna play some vidya, desu.
Shippy all set for another full day of playing lets pretend and online internet dollies.
For me? playing real games>playing internet make believe games
Going to be annoyed if today is one of the days where the advisor lass pretends to ring me, and just makes an appointment for in 2 weeks time.
Oo I wanna doss with somebody, with somebody that loves doss.
Don'tcha wanna doss, say you wanna doss, don'tcha wanna doss.
Shippy posts on britfeel while driving, very dangerous.
He might do voice to text posts?
hey google, tell /britfeel/.....
Might do a spot o disco dancing while I wait on this call.
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*notices amy adams in teh video*
Might also have a wank, desu.
Want to wank but no toilet is free at work
That's a bit extreme, paying to poo?
That's an incredibly shit joke, not a real comment.
I used to like working weekends, and sneaking off for a midday wank somewhere, it was always fun, but there weren't many workers in on weekends, so it wasn't too nerve wracking.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed-up, does it now?
Loife has taught me the hard way.
He's a sports student, I imagine he can handle himself.
Ben?
One of my gay ming mates had that on his discord bio. Actually, think his was the dildo of consciousness.
*looks at his pretend watch*
Right, 10:31, no call, I'm getting high then dossing for a couple of hours.
Ruthmong do you play wordle?
*fires up teh pipe*
*does a relaxing sigh*
*hits play on teh choon machine*
Moved back from my telly to where I used to sit with the 43 inch. Still bigger and looks better. Don't know why I was sitting so close. The perfect blacks fooled me. Looks better from a decent distance. Don't really need to follow some bollocks calculator do I? You can still tell the difference between a DVD and a 4K.
Last one, then doss time.
LET'S FUCKEN GO.
Ok, no, this is the last one.
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Actually, this started and it's quite pleasant.
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Wish I had no responsibilities. I am exhausted with life, I want a period of time to me and nobody else in it. The likelihood of this happening are literally zero for the foreseeable future and that makes me genuinely extremely unhappy. I have started to contemplate suicide. NEETing is maybe an option, but not a very good one for a variety of reasons. So it's like I'm caught between a rock and a hard place with no escape. This is the sort of psychological torture that prison is supposed to inflict on people locked up for 20, 30, 40 years or life etc. you KNOW categorically that this is it. No escape. No respite. Either live through it or kill yourself.
Everything feels hopeless.
Do you have a sprog by any chance de lad?
I am also contemplating sui, I have bowel and bladder incontinence, the left side of my body is fugged, feel like I'm just waiting to become disabled, I have glaucoma and until surgery there's a risk of going blind, I have neurological issues (weird build up of plaque near receptors or some shid), no savings, struggling to get help with PIP, lowest form of UC, the house I rent is shit tier, I have no prospects for the future, and am leaching off my family.
that is grim and I mean grim de lad
sorry to hear it
Yeah
Fuck lad that sounds depressing as fuck, I don't blame you for having those thoughts, I would be having them too
Only person i'd shag from britfeel is Cheeka
You would rather shag a man than one of the several women who post here? That seems extremely gay given that the female options aren't even horrendous looking.
Chika wouldn't have sex with you, Ebin.
female options aren't even horrendous looking.
No proof of this, """Eva""" seems like an annoying cunt from what I see
You would rather shag a man than one of the several women who post here?
Yes.
That sucks my man. You should absolutely be on top rate get yourself to citizen's advice for some help or a local representative.
Used to know a wee fella from Plug.dj days who had glaucoma I think. Big fan of Sheffield footy he was.
There are no biological females here and chika seems to be quite good at sex
This lad is lumbering over you, pumping his little nub cock in and out of your hole, panting and sweating profusely. Then he pauses... "oh, you're rolling..."
God I miss 4chanX in Chrome. Can't be arsed to faff about with the other installs but the filters were a godsent.
chika seems to be quite good at sex
Any proof for this or just weird dolly headcanon?
You get this impression by reading his posts, no?
Based Ebin calling out the womeme cringelarps
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He got that therapy
He got that new split
He got them reading glasses
He got that SkyGo
He got that bed
He got meals and drinks all day
And it's all on for freeeee
I feel like this analysis is quite meaningless if you can score literally zero across a 50% and then be categorised as middle class, even if only 'technical' middle class.
In my opinion class analysis is generally a very outdated concept for modern Britain desu. There are some vestiges, but overall the traditional classifications don't hold much weight these days.
I know lad. Read the text in the red box.
It still werks though lad
neeting is shite unless you claiming all the benefits, having a job is far better mentally and financially
What browser does Ruth use?
Tens of thousands per (month?) year this dickhead is costing the taxpayer,
The cost of overnight hospital stays in the UK can be up to GBP483 per night, excluding surgery costs.
yep, 15 grand a month just to occupy the bed with his scratched knee and painful pinky.
I imagine she's a generic Google Chrome sort of lass.
objectively the best browser though
Firefox is the best general browser, but I have high hopes for Zen as it gets developed a little more.
I use Brave, primarily because the inbuilt adblocker is the only one that seems to work on YouTube anymore.
Firefox
Youre about 20 years late lad
If it wasn't Tim the bed would be going to an ooga booga.
There's no point crying my lid. Your behaviour has been viewed as rather detrimental to the wellbeing of the other service users. Just stop the seething de lid, you're safe here with all the other spackers. There no conspiracy against you, sir. You're here for your own good, you can't survive without us frogs. Gwarn lid, just a little sting and you'll feel right as rain. Once we get this jab in you maybe we can think of a little jaunt in the garden with an alcohol free Kopparberg, they hidden soft drinks when you think about it aren't they? Some lovely flavours in the alcohol free ones oh aye....
We love you lid....
How many of you follow this guide closely or do you prefer close or a bit further away? Sitting really close like this guide suggests was giving me a sore neck.
The age of software doesn't determine it's quality. Ffmpeg was released in 2000 and is the best multimedia library around. Firefox is still better than chrome regardless of age.
Getting a bit too sinister for my liking this.
Seems like a marketing ploy to sell bigger more expensive TVs. I find it hard to tell a difference between 1080p and 4K. Not as much of a leap as from 480p to 1080p.
Post-400 anxiety very high right now. New one soon please lads, immediately if possible thanks
Ffmpeg
Great name lol
QUICK, summon threadflid before it's too late
Who is threadflid? I keep seeing people refer to him but I don't get it.
t. Mozilla CEO on $7 million a year
Quack quack
Here ye go
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I'm going to look into it (no pun intended), get my Dr to write a letter explaining things, need to know if the glaucoma diagnosis is on my records, as it was done at a private clinic, but through r NHS, so should be?
Probably apple browser. Most girls wouldn't be seen dead on android or windows.