Who watches this garbage?

Who watches this garbage?

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Considering that this was in your recommendations, you

Zoomers are fucking boring and miserable, "hope this helps"

normalfags who want "background noise" about topics that seem sort of interesting. I would like to do mean things to the man on the bottom left he looks like a total cunt

pseudointellectuals who wouldve never given a thought to philosophy or any kind of critical analysis if it werent for an entertaining talking head

he's one of the most popular short form gag youtubers as of now

Do NOT disrespect my Man Carrying Thing

Women
Badda bing

he looks so absolutely cunty and snobby so i will
and theres NOTHING you can do about it hahaha

what do you like so much about that one

I like his book videos

Kill yourself, subhuman scum.

I don't know but I want to know what books are "redflags" KEK without watching that faggot's video.

Kek. Stay mad.

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why so, he seems like a smug normie who keeps his opinions in line with the status quo

How do people like this have time to read books?

if I didn't spend literally 8 hours browsing Anon Babble I could read so many fucking books

FunkyFrogBait fakes her views. I've never met a FFB fan in real life.

The only eceleb I've ever heard brought up IRL is Asmon

All of these people look disgusting and I hate youtube. I can only hope for zoomerwaffen to exterminate the millennial menace.

Who watches this garbage

People who don't know YouTube has a search bar and instead just watch the garbage recommendations

I fucking despise FunkyFrogBait

Zoomers were raised on Spiderman Elsa videos and minions, they will watch anything.

At least some of them want the old internet back

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normie

real readers are not normies. normies do not read books.

Which generation of zoomer do you think was the last generation to experience the old internet?
I'm judging based on me and my own experiences but I feel like 2005 and maybe early 2006 were the last ones with an "old internet" childhood.

The old internet was shit and no zoomers were raised on Spiderman Elsa videos.

idk but I've clicked on similar videos about video games but those are more bearable since the creator are usually autistic and just want to talk about games. I hate how these humanities video essays always paint some group as the butt of the joke instead of trying to be neutral.

normies do not read books

some do, some don't, I have not bothered to look at his book reviews so I don't know what his takes are but I can guess based on his other content

I don't know, but these look like your recommendations, so you tell me, since apparently you watch these types of videos.

thread should have ended here but someone wants to keep talking to himself

Do you mean born in 2005-2006? If so no way, I was browsing the internet all day 2010-2011 on my ps3 when i was 13 and i would say people my age experienced the very last of the real old internet around that time, but the internet didn't actually become shit and boring until just a couple of years ago

Lol yes they were I remember all of us being really fucking confused in 2016 why all these spiderman and elsa weirdly sexual videos were getting so many hits with kids and making the creators a fuckload of cash and what don't you like about old internet?

Guess it's varied, I feel like I got to experience the old internet right at it's very end, but it's mostly hazy since I couldn't have been older than 6?
and at most I only remember superficial aspects like the memes or youtubers that were popular, I think our definitions of "old internet" are different.

t. 05 zoomer.

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Diploma mills creating oversaturated industries of middling employees at varying competence levels created this breed of jewtuber.

I just remember being 14 in 2011 and looking up porn on shady filesharing sites. My memory's kind of hazy

He has terrible and untrustworthy physiognomy, I can see the danger from a mile away.

bots, actually. have you heard of the dead internet theory? there it is.

some do, some don't,

oh bullshit. normies don't read books. reading a book takes effort. it's not a passive thing like anime music or movies.

normie = lazy person

posted on Anon Babble

Anon, I...
Besides this was a discussion about that youtuber, if you are the anon who said they like his videos I'm very curious as to why

I found the article online he's referencing:

A Clockwork Orange

Not really a red flag imo, just like playing GTA doesn't make you a car thief

The Catcher in the Rye

Fair, only because the book is shit, not because it's dangerous

The Alchemist

Never read it

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

Haven't read it, I give so few fucks I won't even read it, that's how few fucks I give

Percy Jackson & The Olympians

Never read it

American Psycho

Never read it, I dislike when fat people believe they have the right to critique or satirize anyone with their jello belly

Any Book by Michel Houellebecq

Never read any

Lolita

That's fair for a red flag, I would agree with that but only if they sympathize with the main character a little too hard.

All about love

Never read it

Anything by Dostoevsky

Honestly fair but only because Russian literature is a swirling, tepid pool of meandering dogshit. In his defense he probably either has it to appear cultured and hasn't read it fully.

if you find X book on your SITUATIONSHIP's bookshelves tread carefully

I refuse to believe that people read these articles and take them seriously.

I watch man carrying thing whenever he comes into my recommended, the other stuff looks like absolute slop though

I do to see what normies are thinking. The classic Anon Babble tard mentality of mental isolationism from others is short sighted. I like to see what all kinds of people think. Just to cement how superior I am.

SITUATIONSHIP

That's basically a red flag word right there. Hot take: I think most women will take reading as a red flag, do you really think Chad has a book shelf with 1800s and 1900s classics? He's too busy playing football, hanging with the bros, and banging bitches. The game theory optimal move here is to downplay your reading and act like an uncultured swine barbarian so you can appear more Chad-like. Women might act like they swoon over bookworms and shy guy readers, but they don't.

These are all zoomoid retard zoom zoom. Your kind are obsessed with making 4 hour video essays on some game they watched their older brother play once. Shit generation desu. Keep seething about millenials

Idk anon acting like Chad won't grant his looks, which is what women actually like. They don't mind whether the guy they are banging is a football troglodyte or a man with a big bookshelf as long as he has the looks.

I watch man carrying thing whenever he comes into my recommended

What do you find appealing about his content

I'm a millenial and only experienced the old nothing being monitized internet for a few years before capitalism infested every facet of internet culture. Exactly zero zoomers experienced that. If there are zoomers pretending they want the old internet that they never experienced back, they are larping.

who watches this

whitoid leftists, commies, troons, brown communists, asian am*ricans

In a vacuum sure but think about:

She's see you have a lot of books

Now she knows your not a dumbass Chad jock and just a nerd in disguise or worse she sees a book she doesn't like and is put off. Again, I think about the guys in my life that get laid a lot and they both don't read and don't own a lot of books. Correlation isn't causation but I think that also having a lot of books will lower your value and she'll think your spending all your time reading and not being Chad. Let's face it, reading isn't a Chad safe activity.

short+sometimes funny

if I'm actively looking at my recommended and not searching up specific videos on youtube then I have nothing to do, I usually spend my time reading anyway

Hi white commie here. Nothing about the videos posted suggests a class based analysis is being done. You have no idea what leftists are or believe. Why would a person who bases their politics around public ownership of the means of production care about "you're ugly, stop that"?

if you can say right off the bat, what do you find funny about his videos

azn bitch whining about politics

mullet girl with glasses

mullet guy with moustache and glasses

gay nigger crying about shit

nigger girl whining about america

come on brah, whitoid troons eat this slop up like it's estrogen

*you're, kek excuse me

I feel like a lot of "criteria" women have on men is bullshit anyways, women won't fuck you because you read books, they'd just like if the candidates that qualify also read books or had a college degree or any other shit that lets them say "my bf is such an intellectual teehee"
truthfully, most non-physical "standards" women have are more so wishlists of things they'd like chad to dress up as anyways.
Does anyone have that image that says what I'm saying?

It is true that athletic jock types don't read books, however I think the cart may be before the horse if one assumes that signalling a lack of interest in reading automatically makes them look more Chad. Since the reason why Chad doesn't read is because he is genetically gifted in athletics and thus can derive success and enjoyment from sports. Reading is not a part of his life, training for the sports team and hanging out with his Chad friends are. A woman will not care whether you read or not if she finds you sexually attractive, if anything some ugly nerd who appears not to have an interest in books may be even more creepy (what if he kills people and stores them in his basement instead?! He looks like he would do that?!)

shows face despite being ugly

*do not recommend channel*

pedo stache + mullet combo

*do not recommend channel*

scruffy facial hair

*do not recommend channel*

nose piercing

*do not recommend channel*

homo

*do not recommend channel*

fat

*do not recommend channel*

ugly hairstyle/clothes

*do not recommend channel*

capitalism this patriarchy that far-right whatever

*do not recommend channel*

Why didn't you use pornhub, r34 or e621? Every internet addict knew about those sites no matter how old you were and no parental control whatsoever

Yeah 2011 is old internet for sure if you did.

I know but they can want something they never had

whitoid

are you brown

A woman will not care whether you read or not if she finds you sexually attractive

People overlook this. Reading MIGHT be attractive, in essence, but you shouldn't read to become attractive since it truly matters very little.

Guess it's varied, I feel like I got to experience the old internet right at it's very end,

no you didnt you little shit
i hate aoomers stolen valouring gen z and millennials bros

the venn diagram of "whitoid troons" and general left on centre people definitely overlaps, but i fail to see how this appeals to specifically left leaning people. this looks like drama slop for young women.

left vs right is specifically about public vs private ownership of the means of production. there is nothing to suggest this content is making any commentary that should appeal to people who think the public should own natural resources or factories. i hope you understand the mistake in conflating drama slop with public ownership of the means of production. you have taken things you do not like (womens sloptube content) and associated them with people you have decided to not like without understanding what they believe in. please correct this.

She might fuck you that first time you bring her home but again, she wants Chad, not a nerd in disguise. And again, I said most women, not all. Probably a woman with a college degree would be less turned off but still, she wants Chad. There are many hidden negative associations with reading that men don't pick up on: lonely, depressed, isolated, arrogance(oh you know so much huh?), solitary, etc. None of those are Chad traits. In a universe where women turn down men for too pointy elbows or two inches too short, you better believe books are more of a turn off. The more books you have, the worse it is.
Again, see above. It's too much in a vacuum. Yes you will justify someone's behavior if you like them and how they look more but that doesn't mean it's a good thing to be a strong reader. Again, I think it's most women, not all women. But like I said in game theory optimal, you have to do the moves that are generally the right move. On average, women will be turned off by a reader so you should downplay your own reading or let it come out very slowly.

Did I actually piss you off enough for you not to proofread that?
That wasn't my intention but thank you anyways.

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On average, women will be turned off by a reader

This is because most so called readers are the nerdy virgin type who isn't physicaly Chad. This is the post-hoc "justification" that women give for not liking someone based on their looks because they're either unaware of what really attracts them or don't want to admit having shallow preferences (which is a human thing). The other associations that you allude to are other examples of this, post-hoc rationalizations of why they won't date the ugly nerd. If a woman is sexually attracted to you, finding out whether you read or not won't change this at all. At the end of the day, "Chad" isn't a personality type, its a set of physical features.

"Chad" isn't a personality type, its a set of physical features.

Maybe decades ago that was true but now Chadflation has made that false.

No its the other way round, modern dating has made it hell for the average man in the west

I haven't read most of those books either but

percy jackson

I don't know what this is about LMAO I read it in middle school because I liked greek mythology, I don't remember a lot but I enjoyed it.

lolita

Perfectly understandable as a "redflag" because you have to be really dimwitted to sympathize heavily lmao

man carrying things is funny
he usually makes 1 minute videos, the one in the screenshot is an oddity

man carrying things is funny

why so

he makes me laugh

what do you like about his humor such that it brings you joy

i dont consider myself a normal person but i like to use this videos as bg for when im gaming but not in the mood to listen to music. its like putting on the radio while doing the dishes

Anon, I...

don't patronize me. i know what im talking about. reading books is rare. it's not for npcs. being Anon Babble automatically means you have ascended.

Women. The same people who still watch TV.

He makes relatable commentary about life as a 30 yo man

reading books is rare

Not as rare as you think, the average normie reads self-help books if they're men and shitty fanfiction if they're women

being Anon Babble automatically means you have ascended

Reading books alone doesn't make someone Anon Babble

self-help books

don't deflect. no one is talking about self help. reading is not for npcs.

No I'm genuinely not deflecting, I agree that they shouldn't be considered as serious literary works but they're still technically books, I get your point though.

reading is not for npcs

Really depends on the individual who is doing the reading though.

Yeah I don't know about the audience, but these people seem to be following a fake trend they're seeing

Someone talks in front of camera

they get money

That's about it. Normies will always take the path of least resistance and this is just it these days.

unironically women (and you apparently since its in your recommended). the only two of these kinds of youtubers i watch is jenny nicholson and izzy, otherwise my youtube home screen is the most random shit ever

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this. nu Anon Babble niggas are laughably scared to interact with anything that slightly disagrees with their world view.
yeah god forbid someone enjoys something so much that they can squeeze 4 hours of shit to talk about out of it. i often forget how similar Anon Babble and Anon Babble are, both being full of people who cant find any enjoyment in anything being puzzled that someone who does enjoy something can talk about it at length

I like the funky frog bait girl and furthermore think she's cute

Unironically better than my blue collar millennial gf doomscrolling Facebook reels and laughing really loud and hard at jackass style videos of people getting hurt or shitting their pants, or clips of Will Ferrel. I would give my left nut for a pseudo-intellectual zoomer gf.

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I would like a dumb bitch but also dishonest

That garbage is probably seen by that girl you are afraid to talk to because she intimidates you by thinking she is smarter than you or something similar, when the reality is that she has a rotten brain

So this is zoomer culture :)

dude zoomers are aging so poorly our only hope is cute gen alpha girls

this fucken guy put a toothpick in his mouth to sound different!

dios mio what the fuck is wrong with americans?
is it the fluoride?

I think that's someone from spicland (spain). The problem is no sunblock.

She's got the face and the hairline of a white woman from the Anglosphere.

This is a delusional 40 year old woman who thinks she still looks young and can pass for 25 just because she's not fat.

this is just red scare with basedboys it's perfect for this board

you have to be really dimwitted to sympathize heavily lmao

you should actually watch the video
liking a book doesn't mean you think the main character is "literally you", or even that the main character is a good person at all

your girlfriend is a Anon Babble anon...

Leftists.
I see no Jontron here. I see no anyone that's actually funny

this is the face of a delusional white millennial foid who still thinks it's 2014 and never wears sunscreen or moisturizer

good day to be a skinpilled blasian