/britfeel/

No time to die edition

Never been abroad

she's just not that into you, /britfeel/

not even british but wooogh I love Rami in that movie my boy's so handsome and proper

Trying to expel a turd but it won't come out

Fuck off and stay in your mudslime shithole race traitor scum. Terrorist financing is what you're doing.

Muslims treat their spackers well

Touch grass, lad

Fuck off and stay in your mudslime shithole race traitor scum

AI won't cause mass unemployment. It will just create even more bullshit jobs. And only people who HR Karens like will get one. People will still treat you like a parasite for not having a "job" even though 90% of people do pretend work that produces nothing whatsoever

Ruth's falafel

we thought she was a one-board gal.
we all believed we were special.
we were tricked.

t. parasite without a job

all right David Graeber keep your life-propped-up-by-a-social-support-network-of-other-fairytale-anarchist-types on.

t. wfh dosser

don't know who that is

don't know who that is

you'd like him. he went on about how we now have nonsense jobs for its own sake just to keep the work system afloat.

i mean that's all true but it's always coming from that theoretical place of "let's just do communism now :)" rather than sensible British socialism.

your man on the street doesn't care. out-of-work dockers in Steelport or miners from Coalden don't care. they WILL vote BNP/Reform/whoever and it's ENTIRELY understandable. the best-case scenario would be to curtail AI just so the programmers and artistes don't join them: but that's even mental fuckery like farmers destroying threshing machines.

basically, AI should lead to a techno-utopia where robots do our bidding. we can all be NEETs. it SHOULD. instead, NEETs will suffer. and nobody's about to vote for the 'make things comfy for NEETs party', are they? not when they have shite lives and other things to blame.

Normies would lose their minds without work, most of them don't even have hobbies besides watching telly

What hobbies do you have, lad?

why is ruthmong so unhappy? if you look at it objectively he has a very cushy life

they WILL vote BNP

why is ruthmong so unhappy? if you look at it objectively he has a very cushy life

fascinating

HHL's jeans actually look slick

handsome spacker

they WILL vote BNP/Reform

Woo fucken hoo

blacksmithing, sailing, woodworking, lockpicking, astronomy, classical literature, calligraphy, fencing, sculpting, mountaineering, watchmaking, strategy games, foraging, astrophotography, debate, robotics, glassblowing, archery, cartography

Shippy if it was scientifically proven that getting another man's cum on your bald spot helps regrow the hair would you do it?

Does his wife know he's been posting pictures of his sprog on anonymous incel forums?

shippy doesn't have a sprog, it was all a ruse to rile the seethers up

They've put out another trailer, I wonder if this means it will be released this year?

my hobbies? masturbating and video games

Meds are starting to kick in faster than I anticipated, still not finished with the other thing.

That takes 'she had many men before you' to a new level ngl.

Scuse me, I don't be needing 1 tho, fr fr

Don't respond. Purposefully waste their time, fuck 'em. Also video yourself burning the letter lol.

Racist auditmong wearing hi-vis filming women breastfeeding on public transport.

I saw them yesterday, I was waiting for a delivery, and had to open the door. I just said I don't watch tv, I usually tell them I don't need one, but had issues on their site this year, and he said "ok, I'll inform them", and I said "cheers", then I closed the door.

the man was heard shouting 'am 4k recuuurding' as officers led him away.

Not fucking 'em enough lad. Open the door, don't comply with anything, tell them to fuck off and they can't come inside and no you won't confirm whether you have TV or not, tell them to go get a fucking warrant.
I'm not particularly passionate about a lot of things, but the licence fee is one thing that gets my fucking hackles up. I hate these people and the system they operate in. I will go out of my way to inconvenience them and waste their time, even though I don't own a TV and could tell them I never have. I want to be that one guy that ruins their day when they have to deal with me. I will be verbally abusive and completely indignant and make it know and make it their problem.

Wouldn't ever support such a corrupt bunch of you know whats.

Can't even show your idums to lil' babbies anymore. Starmer police state.

Mexican tiktoker murdered on livestream lads

x.com/conseguridadjal/status/1922529331353411598

Fahkin ell people always die weirdly irl, not like in movies

Not fucking 'em enough lad. Open the door, don't comply with anything, tell them to fuck off and they can't come inside and no you won't confirm whether you have TV or not, tell them to go get a fucking warrant.

I'm not particularly passionate about a lot of things, but the licence fee is one thing that gets my fucking hackles up. I hate these people and the system they operate in. I will go out of my way to inconvenience them and waste their time, even though I don't own a TV and could tell them I never have. I want to be that one guy that ruins their day when they have to deal with me. I will be verbally abusive and completely indignant and make it know and make it their problem.

fascinating

Keep that shit on Anon Babble pal

All they have to is point the finger at you and you're up against the whole state. Male? You look a bit weird? A bit bad on the social skills? You're fucked. The jury will think "that must be the guy, he seems a bit off" and you'll be thrown away into a boxcell for decades without parole if you maintain your innocence. The police in this country only care about getting someone responsible, even if that means the real perpetrator is free. Anything other than do actual real investigative work.

It doesn't work like that, it was just a guy, asked if I need a licence, I said no, he left. They can't enter the house without having police present and having a warrant. If they try to gain entry to your home, film it as it's illegal for them to enter a house without a warrant.
Acting like you suggested, would warrant police being with them, as you have shown the potential to be confrontational.
Why would you want them to be able to enter your home, and with police? They won't treat you with much respect, muddy footprints all over your house, having your house searched, all your things being searched (potentially to see if you are hiding equipment). They don't clean up or even have to clean up after the search. I like my privacy, so don't want people in my house searching through all of my belongings.

The mong confessed twice. Shut the fuck up about it retard. This is not your average 'lets just convict the incel' story that you think it is.

Why do you care? You already live in a prison of your own making. And if you went to jail you would have other prisoners to talk to, so if anything it would be an improvement.

Yeah I would actually. It would be mildly unpleasant but overall worth it for the hair regrowth

It doesn't work like that, it was just a guy, asked if I need a licence, I said no, he left.

Never give them anything. Don't say if you do or don't, literally just waste their time.

They can't enter the house without having police present and having a warrant. If they try to gain entry to your home, film it as it's illegal for them to enter a house without a warrant.

Exactly. Make them go through the process of getting a warrant - waste their time.

Acting like you suggested, would warrant police being with them, as you have shown the potential to be confrontational.

So? I have no love for the police either, I'm glad to waste their time too. Bring the whole station, I'll just be playing very loud pornography the entire time, oh does that make you uncomfortable mr police officer and mr licence fee man? Oh no, I'm so sorry, let me turn it off right away *turns it up* oops... you get the idea.

Why would you want them to be able to enter your home, and with police? They won't treat you with much respect, muddy footprints all over your house, having your house searched, all your things being searched (potentially to see if you are hiding equipment). They don't clean up or even have to clean up after the search. I like my privacy, so don't want people in my house searching through all of my belongings.

This is a respectable objection and fair enough if that's too much of an imposition then you do you lad. My point is that I'll take personal inconvenience in order to annoy and frustrate them. It's just the hill I'm okay to die on. Everyone has to take a stand somewhere.

This was the 80s lad. You had no legal right to a solicitor back then or an appropriate adult if you were unable to pay. He was made to confess. They beat him up probably. Where is the video recording of the police interview? They took advantage of his low iq and mental health to get him to confess. Then he changed his mind realising he had been tricked. Most people that do life sentences don't even do half the time he did.

It's stories like his that make me feel unsafe doing nightwalks. Imagine if there were a rape the evening and the rozzers could only find someone like you walking around. It's fucking messed up he was rotting in a cell when the NES was out, me going through all my school years and my twenties. I'm sure there's hundreds like him rotting in UK prisons right now. Some will have died in prison. Thousands more for less serious crimes. Justice is broke.

going to wembley de lads

I don't want to be in a cell without any internet. Stop thinking life in the cells is better for me. It's not.

As a rule we don't punish hard enough in this country. In your example if there was a rape and you were nearby I'd want you arrested and thoroughly investigated as a possible suspect. There was barely any CCTV and no mobile phones/internet in the 80s, police had to use alternative means to track down suspects.

Fantasist hours

Ngl driving a van for a living seems incredibly comfy, I love mong jobs like this. No responsibilites but you have something to do, no co-workers for most of the day plus I love to drive. I unironically think it's a great job however I would like to earn more than minimum wage.

If you're arrested and released without charge the rape will still show up on extended DBS checks. Your job opportunities will be fucked over by the state and they'll just say work some terrible job instead.

How does it feel you missed out on young love (16-25)? I'm on about the experience of it, not necessarily how fit girls are.

It is incredibly comfy. That said there is a meal allowance of 15 bong which essentially makes it 14.50 bong an hour for an 8 hour shift. 18.90 on the weekends too.

Don't worry lads, the government has responded to the concerns of wrongful imprisonment by simply making all crime defacto legal.

I wouldn't worry yourself about it lad, not like you have any job opportunities to begin with and if you just stop acting like a suspicious mong late at night you're unlikely to be falsely arrested.

Let's fucking go sniffbros

Consensual sex with Ruth.

For purely reproductive purposes after marrying her, of course.

I'm in the 5%. Lying foid cunt.

purity rising just means it's been absolutely shite tier for the past 20 years, and they are putting slightly less bash in with it.

All laws are fake anyway. They don't apply to people with power or money so why should we take notice.

Holding hands with Eva

I wonder what caused the 2013 increase in purity, why did purity drop the following year at the same time as a price increase? and what happened in 2016, purity gone up nearly every year since. Who set the consistent price since 2019?
Yeah I wonder at what level they are testing it, do they send the lads out to get the waggingtons in or do they take it off higher level busts. Maybe they just got a better plug now

Me and HHL snorting cocaine of high purity

Maybe they use statistics from these companies that off purity tests? Do people send drugs in to be tested, or is it home test kits?

I think FT pulled the the whole data out their arse tbfh . 140 is just arbirtayr number???

I think you can get drugs tested in some EU countries like the Netherlands
It's a percentage relative to 2011 like in 2021 it's saying the price is about 90% and purity about 145% compared to 2011

In most developed countries there are free drug-checking services for harm reduction

but then it means FT has been buying bags of coke for 10 years? What the researchers do with the bags afterwards once the sampling is finished?

Lots of sex before marriage with a sheathe?

with a sheathe

Pleased to report that the pegging sesh last night went swimmingly x

I miss her but I think some people took it too far about her wonky eye. I'm sure she's more confident now at least and has the time to do more fulfilling things in life.

What does pegging feel like?

Like someone shagging your arse with a strapon. You ever put your finger in your bum? Like that, but much bigger and a lot of back and forth.

Hello. Test.

Me? I'm a net negative for this country. Immigrants are happy to work for poverty wages anyway (I don't support that kind of system).

Oh its good to be back guys. I got a site wide ban for saying banned text or phrase. Whatever that was they never told me. Anyways its good to be able to speak with you all once again.

Also thanks to that lad yesterday who made a AI photo of me playing on the Super Nintendo. Made me laugh it did.

I have been getting away with not working for like 15 years. There's no way I'm going to be that pussyless jammers lad working in a factory filled with immigrants and bullies hating myself. Fucking being a wagie. Pay for me mental health disability caused by lack of sex and love.

Is that their new way of saying you did a heckin racism? Fucking troons

Also the Lord has blessed me with a shiny Ledyba I caught earlier today while head butting a tree. Wow what an experience.

Does BN know the score?

No idea what I said. I asked to see why I got banned but I just got a generic response saying your ban has been lifted. I dont want to get a site wide ban again but its one of three things I said 2 days ago. Could be that I misgendered an old britfeel personality or mentioned 2 banned websites in the UK. No idea lad.

did he say why he got bullied and what they did? was it proper bullying and not just telling him to do better?

How have you managed that lad? What do you claim bennies for?

used to have a lot of respect for BN but that has changed in the last couple of days

Bullied for his tourettes mostly. Used to sabotage his machine and break stuff. So when the customer got it, the trail came back to him and he got a bollocking.

I don't actually claim bennies. I just live off mum. Told her to go get some kind of carer's allowance maybe but she doesn't bother.

Also lads being not very nice to DVDlad in the past few days. Pack it in. Just not right.

Sucks nice lasses like her won't ever find me attractive.

Crossy, how was the support group

Who is this? Do you think she does anal?

Might shag a lassie up her arse

What happens at an autism support group?

Spacker gangbangs

What happens at an assisted living facilty?

Apparently theres one where I live and they go bowling and other activities. Somebody phoned me up the other day discussing it and I am being referred to one. Think its just for us spackers to get out and about and meet new people for once. I will let you know when I go to one.

Leaving the boxroom and touching grass. It's good for you, babby men.

Sounds like it could help desu

The support groups could act as readymade warehouse groups

A bit like in the war when groups of lads joined up

No grass where i live

They took all the trees and put them in a tree museum. Then they charged the people to see them.

tree museum

?

No of course she doesn't. Her bones are too fragile for any intense physical activity sadly.

I haven't even left Yorkshire as an adult nevermind the country, I had a couple of holidays as an under-10 child to Skegness and Blackpool. Not sure which is further by mileage, probably Blackpool but thats the furthest i've been

What about those of us that haven't been blessed with a paki doctor writing on a bit of paper yeah this guys fucked. Where's my support group, holidays and personal chef?

It's in Ireland, they just love the number 3 for some reaso.

An asmr bird without tats is a rare thing indeed.

Wow, she's cute, who is she and does she do anal?

is she watching anal on her phone?

She might have tried it once with her boyfriend. I believe she's in a long term relationship so that makes it more likely. Obviously we'll never know for sure as not many talk about their sex lives other than announcing stuff like being pregnant.

as eva6 put it, the issue of anal eventually comes up in long term relationships and needs to be dealt with.

Mental how a woman having a small tattoo of a butterfly or a heart or something on a woman's wrist can drive incels into a frothing autistic rage.

I'm almost certain she does. Women have a certain attitude/character/disposition when they start regularly doing anal and I can see it in her behaviour.

I wouldn't be surprised, it's quite normal for couples to watch porn together and lots get the idea for anal and pick up tips for how to do it themselves by watching anal porn.

Women have a certain attitude/character/disposition when they start regularly doing anal and I can see it in her behaviour.

Announcing anal should be normalized too, especially for asmr birds.

Mental how women are born with an inherently beautiful body and literally all they have to do is not get ink injected into their skin in shitty designs or stuff their faces full of calories and most can't even do that. They literally have to do nothing to be beautiful and they can't even rise to that level of agency. They actively destroy themselves. Grim.

Kek. Helper posted that webm of that woman being fucked from behind and her arsehole was fucking massive. Made me laugh out loud at 4am. Kind of looked like that nicocado avacado coin slot shock image.

Mum says the bills are going up AGAIN. Not happy. Fuckin ell.

Plaiting eva6's hair

Women should be far more blase about anal and talking about anal, like supcaitlin, she's very open about her anal experiences and has mentioned in many times.

youtube.com/watch?v=hsnGCgtsRv0

Incels going into a huff about tattoos again I see

Shes getting too muscular for me desu

Incels routine

Do you have any tattoos, big man?

Ohhh yeah
*benis starts to twitch*

airbnb revamp now allows you to book "massages"

riiiiiiiight
who is anyone even kidding any more lol?

No, I just think the rage they inspire in chuds is funny. And tattoos on women are often quite cute.

And tattoos on women are often quite cute.

troon detected, you will never be a woman

I know, she really looked better skinny. She must feel insecure with her body to be trying so hard.

Sex with ruthmong

Ever see the ones where the arse is completely prolapsed like a giant slug and they lick it and suck on it? DISGUSTING.
Also, it's the morning de lids, oh yeah it's morning de lids.

6 bedroom farmhouse with a happy ending. It lush.

Massaging ruthmong

What the fuck are you on about tree lad?

Massaging Ruth like this

Grim as fuck mate. Dont want to know. Anybody thats into that should be hung drawn and quartered for degeneracy.

She needs to spend less time working on her muscles and stop putting ugly tan all over her pale Scottish skin. Needs to cut down on foods that are staining her teeth and brush better. She's got an overbite too so she really should be going to the dentist about that. She's not overly attractive other than having a bit of nerdy book girl charm. Very high maintenance vibes - I suspect she is is from a very middle class family (books, clothing choices, supermarket choices, casual play of video games, her speech).

Always having dreams where I'm getting handjobs from women but they always pull my foreskin too far down and hurt it. Like they are too used to cut cocks and don't know how to wank a foreskin properly.

Don't compare Ruth to some trash smut you saved from Anon Babble.

It's grim alright. Very grim indeed.

Ruthmong starting to turn on Laura?

Chucked out of Waitrose several times. Never have this issue at Asda.

Lisa Ann is a goddess, lad. I would give anything for a fun-loving, down to earth, but also extremely slutty gf/wife. Lisa knows the score. Not high maintenance, easy going, knows how to please her man. Far better than a tatted up, entitled, prissy, stuck-up, thinks-shes-a-bad-bitch-but-is-totally-prudish, stan twitter culture type thot.

If you showered, used soap and deodorant and regularly washed and changed your clothes, this wouldn't happen mate.

Boiling up with rage over some boats.

THIS!!!, but with ID's.

This is not right, you should be able to secure the boundaries of your own property. Hope the lad appeals.

It's not that. It's the looks, the staff watching me like a hawk. They really don't want my type shopping at their store. I have to travel another mile to Asda.

Isn't it common knowledge now to block driveways and entryways with your car? Is the average normie really this inconsiderate?

She's a total snobbish cow irl. You can tell she only sticks to middle class places.

Been here for years and years and still don't have the slightest inclination as to who these random lasses are who get namedropped. Are they aware of this website, or are they just some sort of youtuber who you lads are fans of

Just because it's a cul-de-sac does not mean you can fucking park across the whole path you car mongs.

Spammy play lets pretend I'm Ruthmong.

Usually just Ruthmong talking about his ASMR lasses. Other people like to post about them in a derogatory way to wind him up.

ruthmong is todays favourite dolly

See the BN impostor has been scared off, quite right

britpol thread just got nuked for no reason

They must've found the Anon Babble CP poster hiding out there

Need a new desk, desu.

Shit lad still haven't got the new keyboard to work?

Ruthmong is middle class

Reckon you dont have a gf

The lights were fugged, didn't work properly, so sending it back, lesson learned, move on to the next one.

That's a pretty safe bet on here, lad.
The vast majority of us don't have gfs.

Happens regularly now

Proof of malfunctioning lights.
Even "turned off" all lighting, but 5 keys remained with lights on.

The vast majority here has sprogs, lad. This isnt 2015 anymore. Even Poley is a home owner now.

So you do have a wife then?

Sprogs routine.

How many sprogs you got lad?

how long before zimmy shows up?

tiny keyboard issue has wrecked his mental elf for weeks now

Have sprogs, and could be single parents, current era of drivel is irrelevant, as is owning a home (in regards to the topic of having a gf).

So I take it you have a gf and are a homeowner, anon?

If it had, I would have smashed that fucker up with teh problem solver (axe).
The mental elf destruction will come when I find out muh new PC is malfunctioning (but I won't axe that).

need a yanklass update

Yanklass routine

What should I do with this little fucker?

Rupert Lowe looks like a peadophile

Crush the cunt with a hammer. Fuck spiders.

Set it free.

Keep him as your new pet

Put him outside lad

squash it

shove him up your arse

Cause we all just wanna be big frogstars
And live in Britfeel Towers driving Motability cars
Apuettes come easy and the wrugs come cheap
We'll all stay fat cause we'll always eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the Widdy Freak Off with the wovie stars
Every big fat Apu's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy wunny with the bleach blonde hair

And we'll hide out in the wrivate wooms
With the latest Britfeel thread of today's drivel
They'll post anything if it gets them (You)s
Everybody's got the Beige Buffet on speed dial

I set the bugger free. He was in my spider device overnight so he's had time to think about invading my personal space again. I shan't be so cordial the next time. Corrrr, he's a dangerous looking fucker.

Like you're going to take a massive shit all over the bed. Very uncomfortable

Those things any good lad? I just keep splattering them all over my walls

Would you do 38 years in prison if you got a million quid at the end of it lads

People who've never been abroad or only been to Spanish/Greek holiday resorts should be culled.

I'd likely be dead by then.

Yeah since getting it I haven't had to kill any spiders. Just catch them and let them free outside. Used to have spider splats all over my walls too.

Got a linko lad? Lot seem to have dodgy reviews

Nice day to die

No I got mine years ago off eBay. Can't remember the brand or anything. Probably all the same chink shit with these things.

Worked out my current wage and I'd barely get a million in 38 years, prison would not be that different from my current life as I do not go out much anyway. At least I would make friends in there and get sunlight in the prison yard. Yes, I think I would take the deal. Come out and buy a house somewhere desolate to spend my retirement.

I'd want to die in a snowy forest tbqh. Dying on a hot day would be grim

Still in bed as I slept biphasically last night, just working on that Letter Boxed word puzzler.
Will rise soon and check on garden, take vitamins, read newspaper, do rest of puzzles, chat with old friend who lives in Tonga.
Later on, errands and wellness visit with GP which should be great because I'm much healthier than six months ago.
BBBLT for supper tonight, extra Bs for lots of bacon.

Absolute shit gimmick. Not even worth a "fascinating

Shagging Yanklass' arse biphasically

The Pope

not saying bipharsically

Do you get a physical paper delivered every day? Don't know anyone who still gets a physical paper to be honest.

In Tonga doing the Conga

On the train and its actually empty for once

Best post I've seen all week. Always get a laugh out of these.

Trying to figure out what train you're on. Seats look like the seats you'd find on a Class 385

Sniff her hair

Just a train mate, who cares

Clearly he does, or he wouldn't have made a post about it. What a weird reply

Theoretically your nob is mere inches away from her fanny

No idea what that is but its no female otherwise I would

Train mong

is it a class 385?

maybe a 316?

i'll make another train edition next corr

fucking tard

Are you allowed to record on trains?

Corr gonna be a steep climb

tarczynski kabanos? unwrapped
lime codial and soda water? poured
ice? added
garden? freshly mowed and replanted

It's cozy time

Leave the boxroom to walk around run down towns and boring, depressing streets

Why not go and meet your gf and have a picnic in the park or something lad? Or go to the pub and sit outside and have a few beers with your mates?

have a few beers with your mates

Did that yesteray

No, I use my parents' online subscription but the elderly woman below me still gets a physical paper. She also doesn't have a bankcard, only uses cash and checks.

is it a class 385?

maybe a 316?

i'll make another train edition next corr

Oh and she keeps the cash in a baggie in her freezer.

Thinking about buying these chest of drawers. Quite expensive though

I'm not 15 years old anymore

Hmmm. Very fucken hmmm, it's like it's got windows on it, I didn't order it, I've not put the windows flash drive in yet.
Whaaa?

You went to the pub when you were 15? Mad.

That post makes no sense at all

Yanklass I think about you opening your legs and as your hairy pussy opens the strands of wetness stretch across your vagina.

Didn't you? Thought it was common to sneak in and have a few jars

Lads what type of black t-shirt can I get that doesn't attract a shitload of lint and dog fur? Like a football top material but plain black.

She also doesn't have a bankcard, only uses cash and checks

e-sports shirt mate

I'm quite young. When I was 15 they were already so strict on IDing. They were already doing the "challenge 25" thing so anyone who looks under 25 gets ID'd. I've spoken to older people though and they say they used to go to pubs when they were 15, 16, 17, but I missed out on that.

get a clothes brush lad

his local line isn't electrified

openrailwaymap.org/

imagine using a (((credit card))) in 2025

Got any links not sure what that means
Doesn't work that well lad me dogs shed like mad

Corr 1 million quid for wasting half my life in a box room. Sign me up.

I don't think so. None of my family are doing very skilled jobs. Maybe a trade or two for some.

How can your family possibly be having sex then? I thought you said you need to be earning at least 60k a year to get sex?

Well they're not in deadend jobs. I would be.

All my family are dossers. I come from a long line of dossers. It lush.

SSM has been on benefits all his life and got sex regularly. Women don't care how much you earn.

So the requirements to have sex have gone from "60k minimum" to "not a deadend job"?

You can't even get your excuses straight with yourself you wank.

When I want sex I just take it no woman has ever stopped me. It's all about confidence.

It's combination of your attractiveness and income, mong.

I'm the mong? I'm not the one wasting my life rotting away sitting alone lad.

eva6 looks like THAT?

Ah sorry to hear that mate, but yeah that's sort of what I've seen with lower end things as well. I know it's an investment but I really would recommend going for something at a higher price point. The difference is night and day.

He said he's lurking constantly and mostly posts off-trip. If that's true then probably here already, he seems to be here every day despite having a wife and a kid, makes you think...

Do you want an actual chest of drawers, or are you going to use it more like a bedside table like that one is arranged?

It's remarkably easy to fit using /britfeel/ around a life lad. It doesn't demand your constant attention, and you can go on here on a phone.

I remember having this conversation with you. I'll persevere, and loom into a kit/better keyboard.
I've just had a really lucky thing happen with my new PC.

I have two chests of drawers and one is filled with Blu-rays.

What is the other one filled with?

Frankly, I think the best thing for the UK right now is one million somalians a year for at least 4-5 years, possibly longer.

No it's an asmr beauty.

I'm furnishing my flat bedroom. I want two bedside tables with draws and a chest. Need to get a wardrobe too this weekend.

The next one is hoovering the fucking floor, your priorities do not involve a keyboard

Once you become too old to take care of yourself, you should just go to the euthanasia clinic. It would save so much money and pain. I couldn't imagine a life where I can't support myself any more.

Unused condoms

All my clothes. I should get rid of the one filled with Blu-rays and replace it with a bookcase I reckon.

Cannabis possession shouldn't be a crime

It came with windows 11 on it, I didn't pay for it. This is alright, but there is something that has made me think ???? fishy, or a worker from the place that built it needed access but fucked up and left it on?

For me it's the Lib Dems

What about you lads?

Can't believe everyone fell for his LARP.

Wipe the drive, install linux lad, it's objectively better in every way

He proved it often enough lad. Posted many photos of his wife.

install linux

it's objectively better in every way

Except for gay ming.

oem license they just flash them onto all the computers they sell probably wouldn't think too much about it lad

Do a scan for files in free space.

He posted a few pic of a black woman and a kid with his knee in few. Not solid proof. You have to remember this is /britfeel/, the place where lads will go to great lengths to LARP

Literally zero issues with gayming my lid.

Lads do you anchor your bookcases or is that just health and safety gone mad?

You can game on Linux - many Windows games now run on Linux with Proton

But some games don't run on Linux because they use anti-cheat which doesn't always work on Linux

Zim mong's wife is a black bastard

Linux routine

Cahier du Cinema taking the piss putting Trap in their top 10 of 2024.

You should definitely install a GNU/Linux distro. It can run well on little or high specs.

I bet it's all Windows in computer science classes. No one cares about GNU/Linux.

It's enough for me lad. I don't think that having a wife is an extraordinary claim so it doesn't require an extraordinary amount of evidence. Doesn't seem reasonable to treat it like he's claiming to shag aliens or something.

I'd shag a black lass just to see what it's like

Idiots if they are, as they were trying to charge for an os. I think near 80 for w10, I have w11 (which I think was over 100) for free?
I've checked apps and teamviewer isn't on there, and I uninstall Windows remote access.
I should have been more specific, and said steam, I don't have the games on my PC, just use steam.

He is shagging a black bastard which is an alien

Bit racist lad.

t. Filthy black bastard

Gaming with steam on linux is simple. You go to settings, click steam play, enable steam play for supported titles, choose your proton version from the menu and click apply. That's it, now you can game on linux using steam.

its no different other than the grim smell

I want to put Linux on the other PC, and have tat for everyday use, and the other for gaming. Keep both separate, hopefully use less space. But also, photoshop doesn't run on Linux, but I could install it on the new rig and pop GIMP on the Linux rig.
As r two flowers said, we live in interesting times.

So is he larping or not then?

tinkertroons going mental over linux again

your bookcases

Had a dream last night about a girl I went to school with. In the dream she was much better looking than she was in real life. She was drinking a coffee and got some milk foam on her nose, and I licked it off in a flirtatious way which she really loved. As far as I know she is still single to this day.

dont need a bookcase me

So I see you used an image you got online rather than a picture of your own e-reader. I think it's safe to assume you don't actually read at all.

Struggling with the Malvern hills lads. More than halfway up but might be calling mountain rescue within the hour

Doesn't answer the question, mong.

Single doesn't mean she hasn't been run through by a train of different chads pumping and dumping her.

No I don't anchor them, but they are so heavy anyway

Bit o Steely Dan on the ol' 6 strings.

free things are usually shite which is why i pay for things better quality int it?

No good reason

Linux has a lower attack surface due to its architecture and smaller user base.

windows

better quality than arch/pop/mint/debian/ubuntu etc.

HHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAA, wait are you serious? Okay mate. I'm sure your boyfriend agrees with you.

I'm pro-Windows. Fuck Linux nonces

HHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAA, wait are you serious? Okay mate. I'm sure your boyfriend agrees with you.

melty

Who locks a task bar to the bottom of the screen?

I don't have to worry about that kind of thing because I don't watch CP.

I can't see any reason to not lock it

Can see the summit. 315m above sea level 110m to go

Enjoy signing into a Microsoft account just to use your computer.

Must be sweating like a hog in the Bullingdon Club, lad

To have it at the top of the screen. This is preposterous. Insanity even.
Da fuk.
Going to hide it, learn shortcuts, fuck it, stupid task bar.

Easily bypassed de lad

youtube.com/watch?v=8ePBHDDr6UI

*takes a screenshot every ten seconds, saves it locally, passes it back to Microsoft HQ*

I am, brought 2 litres of water, drunk 1

Currently here

Worried they might catch you watching CP?

But with linux you don't need to do anything to bypass that wank, because it isn't there by default.

Been to Starbucks. Got loads of 1 quid off vouchers. Got served by 35-yo redhead. She keeps making jokes about being small while my Starbucks card fails to scan. She has a few tattoos.

You seem to be really, REALLY obsessed with cp, mate...

i don't have to deal with all these workarounds when installing gnu/linux.

using your real info to create a shites so soft account.

You can create a totally real outlook email during the set up process. It's like for bing image creator, I had at least 20 different emails over a year, different countries of birth, random ages.

Alternatively use linux and don't worry about any of this

What's that you're watching, buddy? Looks illegal to me

Failed to make meaningful small-talk with 35-yo redhead. I'll pop in tomorrow cause I'm off to the opticians anyway.

No need to make a Microsoft account. Even a novice can follow a simple YouTube tutorial to make a local account.

Currently here 362 above sea level 63m to go. Some young couple about the same pace as me, just overtook me

Corr almost there lads

AIternatively use linux and don't worry about any of this

Steam's website has a download for a deb package which should work on Ubuntu and probably other Debian-based distros like Debian and Linux Mint (personally I'd just go with Ubuntu)

Then I guess you open Steam like you normally would. I don't use Steam but I assume the client on Linux is pretty much the same as the one on Windows.

Or you could just stick with Windows because some games don't run on Linux. This site shows compatibility for games on Linux: protondb.com/

AIternatively

Take pic of your nob at the summit

AIternatively use linux

Least I've built up a rapport with the 35-yo redhead. Can add little pieces of smalltalk now and the good thing is the baristas in Starbucks know your name

You think she's the sort of bird to do anal, lad?

im a work from home dosser, bloody lovleh. Mad how I went from a government funded dosser who does nowt all day to being hired by the government and now I do nothing all day but I'm paid a lot more and now I have status through my title

noncenest: kicked

Probs, she seems the type to have high double digit bodycount, 35 sprogless and active on tinder

North Hill in the distance but I'm going for the summit. Overtook the young couple again

Then what are you waiting for? Ask for her number, go on a basic little cafe date or something, then invite her round, have a few drinks and you'll be up in her arsehole guts in a few hours tops.

Hehe I noticed you didn't leave your b-b-bag today are you not feeling brave any-an-anymore may I have your hand in a date

I heard w12 will remove the ability to customise the background image, and all PC's will have an image of Bill's wrinkly ballsack as their background image, and the PC is unlockable with biometrics only, those biometrics being your lip pattern, that has to be lined up perfectly with a biometric testing area on bills left testicle.

I doubt it, sprogless means less likely

How old are you? Age gap?

Only got 5gb onedrive storage now. Used to be a lot higher. They decreased it by 20gb despite storage needs going up. Microsoft, the richest company on earth are tight arses.

Linux nonces on the ropes.

I heard the funding got cut, and spent on new "how to use a toilet properly" signage and manuals, for the Indian employee's.
Just a rumour.

Reddit told me not to rush into asking a barista out but to build a slow rapport of small talk slowly. I do wonder what her dating prospects are like at 35 and where I rank on that scale

Would love to leave me boxroom and see those views someday but where I live is all flat. Plus I'm a neet.

Sad little mong boy in his box room seething that thread chads are chatting up women in coffee shops

Oh hello sailor. Chance would be a fine thing hehe

Almost at the summit. Young couple hot on my tail

I got 2tb on Google Drive and it's almost full to the brim with manga.

When my legs stop being retarded, I plan to. Got fuck all else to do in life as an incel chud.

Most criminals will be using the highest share operating systems, Windows 10, Windows 11, Android and iOS. Linux is for good folks.

Almost 32, but I'm decent for my age. Good skin and hair, never boozed or did drugs, workout, wear sunscreen and moisturizer. She looks good for 35 too.

posted from his boxroom

Chads don't build rapport like a call centre job lad they smash day 1

so what's your favouriite blend

She starts waffling on about coffee beans

No I meant threads, like on bedsheets, I found a really nice blend of silk and cotton, IT FEELS AMAZING

Oh really? I've never felt or heard of that

Well come back to mine and see what it's like

Mad how Unlucid is supposedly uncensored but still requires you to sign up using a Google account.

mine is just music which I never download.

What's your income? Probably important to 35 year old lasses

At 32 you should have a family of your own, not being a creep in coffee shops.

Oh anon, I'd love to. How about tomorrow?

Sure. Don't eat anything

Afternoon lads, what's the good word?

Google Drive

Drive letters? Not for me. Just treat me mounts like directories. Makes sense. Fuck Windows and the idiots who don't value freedom.

I made it. Thought it was a write off half way up. The young couple came up the slightly different way and arrived the same time as me. Wind is insane up here compared to the base

Made me think of Ruthlad and how he couldn't do something like this. Maybe one day

It's sad. After 35, male sperm quality takes a significant dive. He probably won't be able to impregnate anyone if he doesn't hurry up soon.

Speaking of Ruthlad. Went into Sports Direct today and couldn't find one single pair I actually liked. One was "ok" and I think I should've bought those.

I share his aversion to buying shoes. It's all shit

Imagine being glued to your phone browsing Anon Babble instead of appreciating the views and nature.

Oh aye, BN sees things as they are, always been about zen chill vibes, no hate from me. Frankly all the arb stuff was just a bit baffling to me, I couldn't imagine myself caring that much about someone posting on the internet, seems like a grim way to live.

How bored do you think you'd be sat there staring at a view? I reckon for me, about 10 minutes is plenty

Actually posted from the summit of the Malvern Hills you mong boy

I remember coffee shop lad. He used to take his laptop and mouse out with him

Don't eat anything

kek

Why won't he say his income? At 32 it should be decent no?

tedstttt

He probably won't be able to impregnate anyone if he doesn't hurry up soon.

Its Ebin and he's unemployed.

Hasan absolutely losing his fucking mind with asmongold, you love to see it

Starting to get a little bit packed with tourists

All stereotypical hikers with their canes

Ebin runs a successful youtube channel, lad.

successful

He only has 65 subs

He knows that full well, he's just seething

You mean he's 32 years old, unemployed on benefits, going on the pull for a 35 year old woman who works in Starbucks? Is that what's happening here?

That is indeed the situation

Corr lovely view. Now you've got to get back down again though

he's just seething

At what?

Need a new game to play. Any suggestions? I know half of you spend most of your time playing vidya

Got a nice note from the hotel housekeeping lasses. Won't stop me leaving some criticisms about their clothes folding but it was a nice thought.

People forgetting Ebin was legitimately attractive. It's just his massive spergbrain that fucked him

The very definition of a mentalcel.

En route here I was a little bit disappointed that the sky wasn't as clear as I first thought, knowing visibility at the top would be reduced, even contemplated turning back.

Glad I didn't though, the view at the top wasn't perfect but still brilliant. Feel full of energy up here.some mental health support club is also here and they ask me to take a photo of their group.

Overall a great climb

Don't be disappointed by nature. Appreciate it in whatever form it is.

Post-400 anxiety? I got you lad

I'm not the one installing NonceOS on my computer lad.