How do you even go about finding cute himbo bf? I'm tired of all of those evil pseudo intellectuals who moan all the time. Just give me dumb and kind funny man that actually enjoys life and has a pure heart. Do those simply not exist? Regular men are so fucking exhausting and tiring to be around, they suck my soul out.
How do you even go about finding cute himbo bf...
please leave me alone, im ugly and my dicks is small
Himbo here. Had a few girlfriends before but you always make my life harder than it needs to be. Life is a wave we surf on. Women cause me to fall off my board and drown. Be nice to be around and easygoing, it's not hard to find someone.
Just go on tinder and swipe on the same men all you women swipe on. Good luck getting him to commit!
I don't honestly care about committing, but last time I was on tinder it was all edgelords and ITbros. One guy I thought would fit had threw an actual incelfit rage when I didn't answer in like 2 hours, huge turnoff and well sign that he is fake.
make my life harder than it needs to be
I wonder if you are lazy.
What I mean is that people who say that often are in situations where a girls drags the man around to go to cool places when he just wants to play vidya in a dark room.
If that's the case I didn't mean you, because I want a person with whom to share actual fun or otherwise life affirming stuff and be mesmerized by the world. No offence.
is himbo code for male model? if you're gonna be pursuing the same low% of men that all other girls want you're gonna have a rough time
ive got some bad news for you in that case
Just swipe right on the chads the algorithm puts first up!
What do you do to deserve it? Let's start here, where do you rank?
No it's about character not looks. Being fit is considered part of the archetype but it's added to come from just natural inclination towards being active and in any case the least important part.
On tinder I don't see anything of the man's character, most don't even have more than 5 words in their bios, there is literally nothing to entice me there. All the men there have sad faces and sad lives
I just want a person that actually inspired me to live there is nothing to deserve here. My only requirements per looks are narrow type of face, not fat, not norwood 4<, above 170cm. Which is extremely basic.
he just wants to play vidya in a dark room
I haven't played a video game since I was 16, I do like board games as there's a few couples I play them with. I like to travel and hang out with friends mostly. I enjoy meeting new people from all over the world and experiencing new things, learning about foreign cultures, food, ways of living. That sort of thing.
No offence.
None taken. I would assume everyone here is into anime or video games too.
I want Chad
Wow we definitely needed an entire thread for this information.
Another brown bitch moment
Lmao self hating pickme
We can't be himbos, the world expects us to take responsibility for our life and make all sorts of difficult decisions. Men are incredibly lonely and have to struggle and suffer alone.
If you want a himbo, you have to make him yourself. Be so assertive and comforting and competent that he can relax and focus on being handsome and pleasant
Not a himbo but in my milf girlfriend's mind I certainly am.
The best "advice" I can give you is to tone down your sex appeal whatever that might be, put in on the back burner and push your other positive attributes to the forefront, try finding men that way for a while
Does getting your *PUSSY* DESTROYED BY A FAT DICK count as life affirming? Otherwise this mfker is gooning to anime grills
I don't look like that and I won't help you acquire it.
Does getting your *PUSSY* DESTROYED BY A FAT DICK count as life affirming?
If you're a hole, then yes.
fuck kaede my nigga shuichi is Beautiful Black Cunt only
Well all that sounds nice.
How exactly women make your life harder?
I am white.
and push your other positive attributes to the forefront, try finding men that way for a while
What do you mean by finding men through positive traits? I do go to places but rarely there are any men there. I sometimes feel like everyone young is just neet nowadays.
Passionate sex does count lol but I wouldn't want it to be the only thing.
why did you come here fucking whore i hope you get raped and killed by a migrant
fucking femcels
Not a himbo but in my milf girlfriend's mind I certainly am
Why the disconnect? I don't get it
Look I don't know enough about you, I don't know what you look like or what your pick up methods are, don't know your age or your living situation. The only thing that's clear to me is whatever you think you're wanting you're not getting because of (you)
So be a different (you) and maybe you'll find something
Because I'm tall, I have a job and I'm 15 years her junior. I *could* have gone for a more age-appropriate girl but I chose her instead so in her mind she has warped me into a golden Adonis when in reality I'm just some guy who prefers quiet evenings with a sweet chubby cuddly woman over the alternative.
I don't know how I even go about it.
Tinder doesn't work
I live in eston*a btw so being a robotic whiner is the norm here.
No migrants here kek
Thanks for clearing that up. Now put your phone down and go get raped by big sweaty estonians
lui image
I'm just some guy who prefers quiet evenings with a sweet chubby cuddly woman over the alternative
Wait I want that too, it's not fair
Why do hags get all the good stuff?
You gotta be stop being so cagey, we need more to work with than
I'm from where Putin is invading next after he's done with Ukraine
Either deliver some more tangible usable info or quit beating around the bush
Tinder
Try Bumble and Hinge
How exactly women make your life harder?
Texting me every minute of the day, spam calling me if I don't reply within 30 minutes, calling my friends asking where I am, jealousy and suspicion when I hang out with female friends etc. It's just too much. I'm a khhv, that should be trust enough. Maybe I just had a few bad experiences, but it made me not want to pursue anyone. I've been offered fwb a few times, but I don't care about sex unless it's love making. I make friends really easily so I'm content with not having a gf.
I make friends really easily so I'm content with not having a gf.
Ironically, this attitude will get you further with girls. You'll just be better friends, then one day the right girl might come along and it'll just click because you weren't stressing in your head or being a tryhard about it.
There's been a few clicks, but it's not something I'm interested in. I tell them too and still lost a few friendships over it.
Oh so you don't know. I don't care about what Russia does I referred to the fact that culture here is all about depression and being human is looked down upon. So those tupes if guys won't be in normie spaces.
If you are khhv, were those only e-girlfriends?
Well I'm certainly none of those in general I'm reserved on sharing thoughts that are not positive with others, in general. I think I'm easy to deal with.
Yeah it's Finland without the memes, now quit deflecting and dodging the question and give us some actual hard into, do a green text list
were those only e-girlfriends?
No, I need to trust someone well before being intimate in any way and the issues I mentioned earlier were shown very quickly.
It's a fantasy you dumb tranny
*hard info
my bad
Hard info on what exactly? I don't get what you want to hear. On my character?
Khhv implies also handholdless and kissless, have you done neither?
This
"""""she""""" needs to cut the shit and post some photos and stats
have you done neither?
I have done neither, that's pretty intimate lol.
Makes me wanna rape your hand with some unsolicited handholding.
yup, worthless thread so far
only a tranny larping like he's a nordic babe
I'd rather have her for myself... though I wish I was as cute as him and became ebony-owned
"Himbo" is a loaded role because it comes with presuppositions about material wealth. In order to be carefree, especially in the 2020s, you need to be extremely wealthy. It also comes with a presupposition of being tall, attractive and fit, and being those things... well, that also requires being wealthy, since you have to have lots of leisure time to maintain health and fitness.
People looking for a "himbo" are implicitly saying they want someone tall, hot, handsome, wealthy, and who has a lot of leisure time, which is... I dunno, 0.01% of the population? It's basically just the '6'5" guy in finance' meme women gargled piss over a while back, but with a deep insecurity element on the part of the person desiring a "himbo" (they want a man who has all the hallmarks of a psychopathic CEO, but none of the natural drawbacks required for someone who lives that lifestyle).