Golden Cap edition
/britfeel/
Eva's fanny
Cumming in eva's long hair
Took another huge shit. All down the back, as usual. Mummy will clear it up, as usual.
Agree with the lad saying eva6 could be crossmong. He's exhibited signs of being closet trans before.
can we have more train editions in future please? what about a nice bus or lorry edition?
he lush
shaving eva, painting her brown and burying her from the head down and calling her diglett
no we can't trainnonce
/brit/ is full of pooftahs
/britfeel/ is full of pervy pooftahs
brit/pol/ is full of racist pooftahs
Miss Feel Street editions to be quite honest.
T. pooftah
dressing eva up like barbara streisand and calling her a jew
Still thinking about buying a bookcase
Cornered the boy kicked out at the world. The world kicked back a lot fucking harder now.
its actually not super long, only really goes down to my upper back-ish
i used to selfharm and it didnt feel sexual or feel good so no
Reckon you should get one then
we all pooftah in life
just a nice class 86 edition or something like that, no dmu or emu shite
Trying for a baby with eva6. post an email or other contact sweetheart
You can next edition lad, which will probably in around 3 hours time
depends what platform, i probably wouldnt give out a discord, telegram, phone number or anything like that, so, idk.
Miss the slow 24 hour chill threads
i wonder who will win apuvision this year
Might get myself a microtonal guitar. About 650-700 quid. Seems like a lot of fun
eva6's girlcock
Carrier pigeon?
I only need your full address, long number, expiry date and security number from your cashcard (to buy the pigeon).
wops needs to stop hiding her big boobs
I don't mind, make a throwaway email or something
Best time to be English lad?
1966 - World Cup win and the Beatles. Mods and Rockers
1976 - The famous summer of 76. Legendary summer. Punk rock.
1995 - Oasis. Britpop. Acid house rave.
2004 - Emo vs Chav. The Libertines.
Everything went to shit after 2007 in the U.K.
mostly agree but i think things were still decent until around 2010
Ruthlad's girthy penis
Crossmong wanking one out while larping as a girl
microtonal
youtube.com
i don't live in Twin Peaks i live in England with my earth-ears
going butt to butt with eva and shitting inside eachothers arseholes then turning around and kicking the shit out of our arses
mad to think the UK had a higher GDP per capita than the US in 2007
Sound mate
been watching alot of stuff on youtube about 9/11 recently, if i had a time machine id like to go back and watch ir IRL, from a safe distance ofc
crashing a plane into eva's arse with no survivors
I'd like to watch battles from ww1 and 2 from above with a drone or some shit. Battle of the Somme and that. Must've been mental.
British Economy began the long decline in 2007 which continues to this day.
British music and and comedy and culture declined after 2010.
Lads full scale ERPing with crossmong itt
Forcing my tongue as far up Eva's pink arsehole as it can possibly go
your tongue is not the same length as my colon so i dont think so
State of these lads simping over a tranny
Wish I was in bed with Ruth
you really think it is crossmong?
One thing we agree on impersonator
1950s, before the ooga booga invasion really set in
Never said I was shippy you mong
Passionate cunnilingus with eva6 until she orgasms
me and the apus are rigging it for wisreal
I have thought that since the second it started
hate having a porn addiction never gunna get a girlfreind
good example of what happens to an r9k thread when a female enters RN
Isnt crossmong in his mid 30s. What a sad act
if you can't get a boyfreind its because your bpd or stuff too many cakes down your face
i thought it might have been footmong. he used to larp as a girl called 'rosie' for a while
Strong possibility that several paedophiles post here
Having a little lickle of Eva's prolapse.
i posted a picture of my passport but im not doing anything sexual to prove my gender or that im not whoever ur saying i am
i dont think i can do that
Bad lore IQ he's 32 but physically 15 and mentally 9
nah you can have wops instead.
Popping eva6's cherry
You won't know until you try
im sure he said he was 35 in a drunken vocaroo
What about another hair piccy x
english lass that got arrested with 14kg of weed in Tbilisi kek
again? ill see if i like how my hair looks today and then maybe
Post your hands then.
His birth year is 1992
Yayyy, what did you have for tea today?
plait it please xxx
he's 32 but still looks 16 so really it's like he hasn't wasted his life yet
caesar salad, i usually have them 3+ times a week, i prefer them without chicken
Sexualising eva6
I live in rural Devon and not the part near Exeter. It's shit for jobs. Either agency for min wage factory work, or seasonal work. I drive 50 minutes each way to work a part time, seasonal job for just over minimum wage. Not sure what I'll be doing in winter yet. May as well be on bennies.
I am proud to call Crosslad/Evalad/Arbroathylad a friend.
Crossmong and Eva6 are never here at the same time. Weird.
Creampie-sex with eva6
Get in there Anonlax, not sure about the "lad" part, but I know you mean well. All the best x
Crossmong will start puberty in his 40s
work sucks I know
SHE LEFT ME ROSES ON THE STAIRS
SOMETHINGSOMETHING SHOWS SHE CARES!!!!
forgot to clean rice cooker top, looks like someones fucking spunked on the lid of it, its almost growing rice steamed mould
why is /britfeel/ always filled with tranny posters
Think I have a big cock but too fat to properly have it in its full glory.
me? skinnyfat with a small one
Surprises Iet me know she cares?
CNC with eva6
SAY IT AINT SO! I WILL NOT GO
NANANANANANA ALL THE
/britfeel/ is the home of all types of fantasists
Why would you live there then? Don't understand it.
eva blinking her arsehole 182 times
Even if Eva is x or a different tranny that's still more feminine than yanklass. If these are the options I can't be fussy can I.
NO SURPRISE IT WASNT PLUGGED IN AT ALL
PLEASE TELL MUM ITS NOT HER FAULT
I SPILLED THE CUP OF APPLE JUICE!!!
NANANANANANA ALL THE
small tits
don't shave
hairy pits
she left me poo pebbles on the stairs
i'm leaving this nutty bitch brehs
Arbs has a BF so therefore is better than us. Shrimples.
what if crossy is the the larp and eva6 is the mastermind behind it
yanklass proved she is female. eva6 has yet to post anything other than a cheap wig
so many fucking flip flops out n about all women in office driving me fucking skippy flaunting their sweaty lovely painted toes x
i posted my passport
im not sexualising myself
She virgin cutie xx
im not sexualising myself
you know this is a general for sex-obsessed incels? they are going to sexualise you mate
Show us your fanny Eva
THROUGH THE TRANNIES AND THE BAMES WE CARRY ON
*does a chinese solo*
you know this is a general for sex-obsessed incels?
It don't be like that tho do it be?
eva6 sweaty soles update? X
Confirmed dude
im not bothered about people sexualising me but i wont sexualise myself
also no i dont think everyone here is sex obsessed or an incel, i think there is some cool ppl here
eva6 show us your gash
Eva6 is cute and pure she's not your sweaty slampig roastie posting L signs for incels
Eva's cock and balls
More like smelly six you axe wound cunt fuck off
i wont sexualise myself
You will. 2 weeks before you've posted nudes and shagged a britfeel lad
are you allowed to post nudes on r9k?
Perverts also fear the ID
you can link them from Anon Babble
I mean, lad is appropriate, because you're a bloke, with bollocks that crash into each other like a Newton's cradle
Looking forward to the next AB video.
See, you're already thinking about it. Gosh you're such a slut x
Britain is such a shit hole. those so called CRIMES are so bloody loose and up to interpretation lmao
i dont think virgins even can be sluts
i think there is some cool ppl here
Like who?
Middle-aged man LARPing as a girl. SAD!
Give it up kilt mong yeah
the guy with a tripcode his name was just "b" i think idk he explained a few things to me
Friendly warning, you will be reported for hook up posts.
don't do it de lass. you're worth more than that
do i have a pair of those though?
there's a fire! if we don't escape, we'll all be killed!
sort of thing you keep to yourself, that.
She's chosen bmong lads, it's over
"chosen" no i just like him he seems cool
tripfaggots only like other tripfaggots
Blad is a nice lad.
I should be in Italy with cmbyname lad as my older bf so we can travel and eat and sleep and bike ride and drink and dance and get sun burnt but instead life not like that I t sad x
He was attacking you off trip lass
dumbass thinks that anonymous people can be named
you will be reported for hook up posts
i know.. but like he was kind enough to admit it which i like
kilt mong gagging for attention little wee cunt
You're hanging around on Anon Babble chatting to strange blokes, they're sexualising you and you "don't mind", you love it because you're a slut and you can't wait to take a big fat cock xx
Yeah? By whom
why don't you go clubbing and go get fucked by some losers
He admitted it because he got caught. Kek.
fuck off you disgusting virgin MALE freak
i get oversimulated at places like clubs
you know Bmong is like 30st. You into bigger lads then? That your fetish?
Overstimulating eva6's clit
What's the point of you?
i didnt know he was in his 30s, but i would prefer a guy to be a little bit older than me
Shippy is a good bit older than you. Any interest in him?
no, im not interested, but how old is he?
No, 30stone. I believe he is also in his 30s too
Names can be thought of, and applied to an anon. Tripfaggotry is different.
shippy is about 40
This place has hit a new, pathetic, embarrassing low.
sad knowing it one bloke just replying to himself over a made up larp x
Eva should start an onlyfans
ID's stop these LARPs
i feel sorry for those women who actually do that
No idea why females/trannies ALWAYS feel the need to use a trip
Yes I think they were all dropped because he'd never admit guilt in interview. This is what they bank on. The only way really is to sue them, which I'm sure he will be doing.
IDmong will need a bigger stress ball for this
shame you're too old for lollers he's a nice lad
Why? They are making serious money from lonely men like me. I would be on OnlyFans if I was a woman.
IDlad actually making tonight a little better x
I'm a 33 year old balding unemployed virgin living with my parents and I'm minus 400 in the bank, interested?
because -- theyre under the illusion that doing such work MUST be good, since it pays you for doing pretty much nothing other than showing strangers your privates.
Stroking eva6's hair
He has a nice bookcase too to be fair
Have you ever shown anyone your privates?
how old is eva? i have a horrible feeling shes underage
Do you have an innie or an outie? What colour are your panties today
yeah, i got groomed when i was younger
Sucking eva6's pert nipples
when i was younger
How old
white, most of them are white
and you loved it you slut
Cotton or lace?
I don't mean something like that. I mean when you wanted to. When you desired to show.
Classic JAV style
I'd love to cuddle up close with eva6 and stroke her hair, and ask her questions about her private parts. There'd be no need for us to be sexual together. It wouldn't be like that. It wouldn't be sexual. It would be intimate. We'd tell stories that bring us closely together. Maybe sometimes we'd both feel a little heat. But nothing more than that.
IM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT OF EVERY MAN!
I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS INTO A FUCKING FANNY
Post your panties lass xx
Thinking about eva6's tuppence
god should have fucking shot his load
once when i was 11-12 and another time when i was 14, my parents found out before i gave away where i lived
cotton i dont like lace
no, but id happily show a partner if he wanted, i guess
179 posts about you lot worshipping Eva. Absolute state lads. Common. Have some self respect.
Eva is the new queen of britfeel.
She won't fuck you fatty
im gunna go get greased up
Come back and rock on
15 dollars hes upset about 15 dollars!
i dont want that nor do iwanted to be worshipped
Cotton is hot too. Admit it, you love being sexualised by strangers ;) What's your bra size?
Caught red handed. I owned up to it. And apologised. Besides it wasnt an insult directed at Eva I was regarding you lot. And I was right.
Tupac saw diddy sucking off a young boy, so P diddy had tupac killed.
Pass it on.
Eva is the new anal queen of britfeel.
You should save it for a partner who you really love lass. Imagine your heart beating for big Blad as you show him your privates for the first time. Not because he groomed you, or because you feel you have to, but because you genuinely love him. You want to open yourself up to him. You want to be genuinely together with him in every sense. And that's why you're panting heavily, your eyes locked on his as he looks at your glorious privates for the very first time. You can see his eyes stretch wider. You haven't seen him look at anything like that since you ordered that XXL pizza together. It's a rush for both of you. It's better than heroin. And it's yours. All yours.
Well you clearly want attention
Andor ended. it was fine. feel tricked.
she has posted her bra size
everyone stop being perverts PLEASE we are ALL HUMAN BEINGS ;___;
Christ I wish I never appealed my sitewide ban after reading that. Probably drivel from chatGPT
She can post it again
eva's flat chest
Nope chatGPT doesn't do sexual content, I wrote it myself lad. And I wrote it as a tribute to you and Eva. You should be happy.
yeah well YOU could stop thinking with your willy and start using your intelligents for a change.
yeah, its
Why did you get banned Blad?
Been at my big screen all day. Now to look at my small screen in bed. What a productive day.
Getting a bit sick of being fat now. Constantly eating junk food has lost its appeal. Also im not fuckin 30 stone. Absolutely no where near that.
I also spend all day on big screen but two for work then come home and put big screen on with noise I like whilst looking at my phone screen
eva6 so turned on by Blad that she can actually feel her heart beating in her clit
you go away too. you're encouraging them.
all of yous just get a Travelodge somewhere and shag each other, if that's what you want.
Eva rubbing Blad's big belly
So smol, needs extra kisses
what is your bmi? it depends on age i think
No idea. I muttered a banned word or text and got an instant 7 day site wide ban. No idea what I said. Usually when you get a ban it points out what you posted but I got nothing.
just happens to have the link to the 5 day old post
The only personality I really miss is Smirnofflad. He seemed like a genuinely good bloke, if a bit troubled.
remember his fucking grim ass leg.
sad really he had a daughter all that cash but booze got him in the end. always made me jealous how much fish he ate yummy xx
i was searching for it on desuarchive, i have the plugin that connects to it
There's a lad who has been posting recently who really reminds me of his posting style, but in all honesty if he's still alive today then I'd be shocked. He had pretty advanced cancer and that was years ago.
Oh you dont want to know.. kek. 6ft 4 and 40BMI score.
It was to do with THAT doxxing site. I had the same thing. Luckily my appeal was accepted kek.
wtf? is that even possible? you have a good height imo, but 300lb seems a bit over the top
You into boys or girls? How old are you? Ever shagged?
Fit as a fiddle (a fiddle that has deep vein thrombosis)
Fit as a fiddle x
You could be chad if you lost 20 stone
Doctor's put my fiddle on blood thinners because it's so healthy
He can lose weight whenever he wants lass. He actually chooses to be that fat.
Can't handle the regularness of life. Soon to be part wagie part NEET though so that's a lifeline maybe. A temporary cope at least. Anyway 4 dollars a pound.
oh, well as long as he isnt putting himself at harm i suppose it isnt that bad
eva6 what are you wearing rn
Shut up about eva6
Might have to go back into a psych ward for 40ish days because I started smoking again and it fucked with my medication so it isn't as effective. Annoyed but whatever
s-stop talking to women
No
pyjama bottoms, grippy bed socks, and a big shirt that ive just turned into a nightshirt
thank you
she loves it because shes an attention whore
women
It's
Cross
Mong
And he's wanking under his kilt the more you morons continue
pyjama bottoms, grippy bed socks, and a big shirt that ive just turned into a nightshirt
Phwoarr very nice x
I see. Thought I got banned for misgendering an old britfeel hasbeen. Kek.
Women. And also no. Never been that interested. I had 2 opportunities but threw it away because I was an idiot. Always preferred to be alone. Im almost certain I have borderline personality disorder so I would be insufferable to be around. Had a major argument today with my mum over Pokemon Crystal kek.
If eva doesn't want attention she should take off her trip (she won't)
post a pic of the pyjama bottoms
Fucking Asda tyrant harassing a poor innocent auditor. Disgusting.
tiktok.com
Doubt it I think I would be dead if I weighed 4 stone lad. I would look like a dragur from Skyrim
awful thread tonight x
i actually said this within the first few hours of using this trip, im not using it to stand out, or for attention, its so i am identifiable,
Dont have tiktok de lad x
I used to love going on rollercoasters and fairground rides but I'm too fat to get in them now. Not without hugely embarrassing myself anyway
everyone shutup and post pictures of tits
Shit I meant to put 10 haha
eva, a little feet piccy please?
You don't need an app to watch videos on the site mate.
phwoar tits x
Ah so the weight is really fucking up your testosterone.
Still waiting for Eva to post her A cup tits
30 years younger
fertile
British
Yankpig is seething
Doubt she is lad
calling her yankpig
It seems like you are the one who is seething, "anon".
Corr you've done her, king!
No surprise Scottish lads troon out when they are groomed into wearing fucking skirts
Kind of strange how two women randomly show up here within a few weeks after we have gone years without any females here, no?
Eva6 dominates the thread and some people don't like that
i dont like it, actually, but it'd be rude not to answer questions, so what am i to do?
Is there any evidence that this Eva6 is an actual woman (without a Y chromosome or a penis)?
Are you crosslad?
You're a good girl. Do you masturbate
Take off the trip and just be Anonymous again.
i posted my passport
dk who that is
already answered
Anon, it's a tripfaggot. C'mon.
How many fingers can you fit then
*looks at the new rig with suspicion*
too much eva simping in this thread
this is now a MORROWIND thread.
ignore all off-topic posts.
Don't forget, blad has admitted to drivel posting off trip, so has form for being somewhat untrustworthy.
He is also grossly overweight
should i go night driving tonight or just stay in and mong out on RDR2?
You saying blad is eva6?
I wouldn't say that, it's (IMO) a bit mean.
thats why he only has little boobies, because hes a man
this motherfucker is going down
Dont see the issue, why do people here get upset with my weight? Are fat people judged harshly because of their weights? Also who cares. My body my choice.
You saying blad is eva6?
Dunno, anything could be possible.
Your body my choice x
Absolutely not lol. x
Why is Pokemon stadium 2 a 300 pound game.
probably the age, i'd imagine?
NEETs shouldnt be fat. If they are fat it's means they are getting too much in bennies, they need to be right on the edge of starvation
Not happy. Not happy at all.
talking about that, a year or two ago anon posted a link here to a site with a metric shit ton of old games to play, just to play on the browser, not to download or anything but you could download savegames, anyone have any idea where it could have been? i remember playing pokemon blue on there for a while
My mum is a feeder. She buys me snacks to make me happy. Not going to say no when she goes to a Aldi and gets me 18 racer bars and 14 packs of mini cheddars am I?
do you blame her entirely? or just partially
Not interested in emulating. I collect physical games. Im playing on original hardware and using my Pokemon from G/S/C into the game by using the transfer pak.
No absolutely not. Its my choice to have the snacks. She asks me what I want and she gets it me. Sometimes when she goes out somewhere she will bring back snacks and stuff.
The only sport fats do is mental gymnastics. No end to the excuses for why it's not their fault.
Yo B, put me in yer screenshot
chumbas ITT
How do women maintain a clean butthole? Mine stinks no matter how well I clean it.
Also age dosnt have anything to do with it. Its about desirability. I have a game from 1985 that costs 35 quid.
If it makes you happy.
fuck you Todd we're darksouling
You might have to get tested for TMAU. Theres 5 great guys plus 1 at university at Sheffield who will diagnose you. Hope this helps.
wonder what blads butthole smells like
It's only noses that smell.
t. Lad with a D in GCSE biology.
Wish I came up with a username like everyone else has. Im terrible at stuff like that.
i wanna give apu a kiss on the forehead he looks so baby
Here are some ideas: blubbo, fatty, butterball, chunker, obeast, plumper, tubby, porker, porky, chubster, jabba the Hutt, thunder thighs, chubby, lard-bucket, lard-arse, jabba
Speaking of apus where is helper today? Hes been a bit quiet.
Just a guess, drinking or hungover
emulation is better you can apply crt filters if you want or better resoultion and all kinds of shit and save states
i think that blad wants to have the feeling of physically getting the game, if that makes sense
Morning to night he posts the same old shite
He's at my place
makes sense if you're autistic to collect things like xbox achievements and funko pops and physical media, but for me its downloading them free
Morning to night he reads the same old shite
rather have a oled montior and rtx 5080 then have to buy fucking games, just pirate shit like a normal person
Pirating stuff is unchristian
refuse to vote with your wallet
complain that games are all shitty these days
hhhhhuuuuuurrrrrrrr
Imagining eva6 dressed up like a baby, "breast feeding" from Blad's man boobs.
i bought death standing to support hideo though, still haven't even played it for more than 3 hours
Wonder what kind of fanny Yanklass and Eva have.
healthline.com
imagine you having sex
Thats right. If you dont have it in your hand you dont own it. Whats going to happen to all these digital purchases and downloads in 10-20 years when the digital storefront is disbanded? they will disappear forever. Physical is king. Always has been always will be.
Fuckin hate funko pops. Cant stand the bastards.
Nothing to do with my faith kek. I just like owning the physical game and playing it whenever I like.
Believe it or not I've actually had sex many, many times. The fact I say weird and grotesque things on the internet does not affect my ability to get sex.
do you collect anything, eva?
I have a device that saves data and can be imported and exported from any device that has a USB. Cost me 130 quid from Japan but worth it. I will be able to have my saves backed up forever.
god hes banging on about his old gay fuck ass games again. such a fat smelly cunt
It is to do with your faith lad, whether you realise it or not. Christ didn't stream the Sermon on the Mount. He didn't put it on Christflix. He spoke it, wrote it, and passed it down as a hard copy.
i got Pokemon Stadium the day it came out. came in same mad big box because it had that Game Boy adapter thing. wasn't just like a normal game.
back then you threw the boxes away, anyway. they were packaging. manuals went a drawer, like all instruction manuals.
Cost me 130 quid
Cost the taxpayers 130 quid, rightfully that and your entire collection is mine.
nothing too big, but i used to collect pokemon cards, i do keep old stuff around though, like old game cartridges, it kind of kills the mood of the thought that i don't need to be excited for a game anymore, i can just download it or pirate it.
Fucking state of this thread
Name your top 3 games.
Catbergs are beating each other up again
I threw away the box AND the manual.
about 0.00000394 of it is yours
130 in taxpayer money, theres about 33 million taxpayers, do the math, maybe im missing something, but hey-ho. its a tiny number.
can it be digital? or just physical.
Fury as 24-Stone Benefits Claimant Splurges 130 Quid on Retro Games Gadget - While Hardworking Brits Struggle to Heat Their Homes!
Thoughts on poley's latest blog post, lad?
Oh aye it will be lush to sell my Zatoichi Blu-ray set for 1500 quid in 5 years time!
honestly it was a bit shit. i know people love the Pokemon animations or whatever but it was JUST the battles. for some reason you had to press the C buttons instead of just picking them from a menu?
why not let me control the monsters and have a fight? or, why not have a world to run around in and CATCH the monsters, like in Pokemon?
felt like a demo. you couldn't really just play it as its 'own game',
Some old game you needed the manual as it had hints on how to beat the game and a lot of lore. Corrrr. Loved the maps that came with GTA games too. Cowabunga!
Would you rather me post multiple images of prolapsed arseholes? Is that more your style of content you like to see?
Ive bought that ages ago. Ive repayed that in VAT 10 times over since. Dosnt belong to you or anyone else. Piss off.
Best black metal record ever made
she's not his type lad, he likes Angela White
metal music
coorrr you wearing your retard jeans while listening to it lad?
The Weight of Entitlement: 24-Stone Benefits Scrounger Scoffs at Cost of Living Crisis with 130 Quid Games Cartridge Splurge
EXCLUSIVE: Taxpayers Foot the Bill as Morbidly Obese Welfare Whopper Imports Japanese Nostalgia Machine
Call of the winter moon. Oh lush. Love immortal me.
My mate had Pokemon Stadium and we just played the minigames to be honest. I liked the Sushi Go Round one.
lad you make all the posts here all day alongside that kilt wearing faggot and that mong alcoholic sean. between you 3 this general is pure shite
The Weight of Entitlement
Made me laugh out loud lad. I can see it now on GBnews
Listen to a lot of different music lad
I don't own a pair of jeans
I suspect Shippy is a paedophile. What do you think?
The Weight of Entitlement
fucking wheezing lad, post of the day kek
lad with a healthy 40 BMI
black metal automatically makes me think you are retarded
Big weight, small brain
Never ever made a derogatory post about crossy or any Scottish person wearing a kilt. Or Welper. If you dont like it leave. You know where the door is.
We can't all be geniuses like you lad
blad turning nasty on us ;_;
H0MDA
i'm only here because the canadian faggot that reflashed my router use to troll in here with his bellend mates, back when i use to shitpost, now im stuck here. oh no he's gunna post some shite about me looking up life extension vit d pills again
need crossy and hhl here asap
Is shippy actually here or are you all just pretending to be him?
Gonna chill tonight and watch some more Legend of the Galactic Heroes with the wifeberg. Womfy.
can it be digital? or just physical
Any
24 stone lad running from his boxroom to the front door in 4 seconds
Got to stand up for yourself in life. Dont let people walk all over you.
Tell us more about the Canadian hacker and his bellend mates
War Metal
Caveman riffs
your FAT ARSE is blocking the door bitch tits.
I'm here, just had to fix something on my car
You have to now a days. One knock and they wait one second and drive off. I think Amazon puts a thermal detonator up their arse if they spend more than 2 seconds at your front door. They have cameras and black boxes in the vans you know.
Wouldn't say no to sex wth eva6 personally
Imagining him absolute fucking smashing into walls and cratering down the stairs to make it to the door, fat rolls jiggling like jelly the entire time. It's so loud. Neighbours think there's a home invasion going on. Person at the door is a beige buffet slop deliveroo guy with three XL pizzas.
i would say no to you
Preferably anal
Sieg Kaiser Reinhardooo
Bully boy hour, is it lads? Had these nice little deliveries today. Oh aye.
Blad it great when you find an OOP item new and sealed I imagine it's like getting a cracking bargain on a retro game.
Honest question: why are you here? What do you hope to gain from posting here? Are you just desperate for attention from equally desperate lonely male virgins? Come on, you could open up tinder and get laid tonight; you could have a boyfriend in a week. Your kind doesn't belong here.
gnu/linux
black metal
bookshelf
gimmick gimmmic
i dont want a boyfriend online, or a hookup
post your hand x
You could find an actual boyfriend for an irl relationship by the end of the week.
Just ate my sister's ice cream.
I will literally be your boyfriend irl.
We didn't ask what you didn't want. We asked what you did want
we should settle this fight over a nice relaxing game of Crash Team Racing.
We can take it offline. I'll plait your hair irl
Is this a euphemism and you're actually a sick pervert? Is 'ice cream' code for the splooge/discharge left in a woman's pants before she begins her period?
Feel bad for having a right go at mum today because I had to do a job in the kitchen. I was playing pokemon Crystal and in the game 2 theres Pokemon that can only be caught at certain times of the day. Time was running out and now I will now have to wait 24 hours to catch 3 Pokemon in a stupid cave. I will apologise when she gets home.
Relaxing? Mate I have 100 percented that and beat all the time trials. Executing all those shortcuts is anything but fucking relaxing!
KILL YOURSELF FAG BOOOOOOOOY
Opened a few sealed games in my time. A right blast from the past. Games are meant to be played not kept in their shrink wrap.
Going to 4 festivals this year. Two big ones and two smaller local weekenders. Looking forward to it
Corr what was the most expensive and/or rarest game you unsealed?
i always liked playing board games, did anyone else play catan? or return to catan? i forget what its called, but i loved it
wanted to go to some board game place with my cokehead friend but i have had to ditch them, oh well
Very rude post, lad. Some guy thought I was calling people fags yesterday and threw a wobbler.
i loved it
t. eva6 after anal
which one of you mongs ima have to fight first for eva? she's mine.
played monopoly with me mam a few times.
I've already branded her arse mate
Oh pokemon TCG on gameboy color about 12 years ago. Bought it for 25 quid. Its now worth a couple of hundred. Kek. Cant find a reliable price. This was before the retro game price boom. Even came with that meowth promo card.
Eva is just a Crosslad LARP calm down lids. It all a bit of fun. x
do you subscribe to any streaming services de lad? arrow player is 5 bong a month and has some good chink slop
For me it's top hat
Love monopoly me. Im actually quite good at it. Always make sure you purchase the orange and red properties because they are the most likely to land on.
Just want one of them to confirm it's a cross LARP. The tsunami of yolk on people's faces after ERPing with a Scottish bloke kek
Same lad. On the video games a white rabbit hops out of the hat to move along the board. Kino.
Mental. I had that game back in the day. Bought it from a dimly lit gamestation staffed entirely with goths.
learned absolutely nothing from that whole episode with your brother
You are such a fucking spaz. Imagine how disappointed your parents must be to look at you and know you're their son jfc.
I always liked playing as the thimble. It's not in this picture. Loved me orange and pink streets, not too cheap not too expensive.
Just the usual slop like Netflix, Prime and NOW (mostly because my parents use my account otherwise I'd cancel). Yeah I occasionally get a month of Arrow or Shudder. Mubi used to be great when they had a daily film, it was like a little surprise every day; I don't love their newer interface.
There used to be a really good one called Film Struck but it didn't last very long.
Its hard to control my emotions. Probably Dosnt help that Im autistic. Not that thats an excuse to be a cunt. But theres probably something else running around up there I my head. Something undiagnosed.
Anyone ever have this? Scared me as a kid for some reason despite just being a puzzle game.
8 pints in at 2.8 units a piece. What level of alcohol is this? not giving a fuck, already eaten some goyslop, some thiamine and omega 3 sources on the cards now me thinks
v good album
Never played Catan, but I do play 1776 with the bf on the regular, and I have fond memories of playing monopoly with my mum back in the day. We need a revival of boardgfames, and no before anyone juts in, the basedboys hijacking the scene with expensive kickstarter slop don't count.
Mum said I was acting like a 7 year old. I laughed out loud and became self aware after. All blown over now. Water under the bridge.
Oh aye it's missing a few pieces
eva6 would love a guy like me. Strong, accomplished, mature, articulate, handsome in a classic kind of way, funny, successful. I could move anywhere in the country and start a life for both of us there. I have the means and the confidence. Unfortunately for her, I'm happily married. Sorry lass, been snapped up. Off the market.
but you'll cheat on your wife and see her on the side still surely?
lad you're just looking for excuses. Anything to not take responsibility for your own actions
fuck off zimmy you disgusting cunt trying to get a white woman to raise your black child. cretin.
I don't fucking blame you for being scared of that mate. Giant cubes crushing you while you're floating in black space? Horrific.
Nah I am also loyal. Another one of my great qualities that eva6 will sadly miss out on.
eva6 if you had a boyfriend would you swallow for him
I never played the full game but I played in on demo. Was called kurushi or something
land on Free Parking
what happens, lads?
only black metal album i've listened to is filosofem or whatever the fuck it's called by burzum. thought it was okay until the forth track which sounded unfinished, and then the 20+ minute track that goes nowhere stopped listening after that
Think this was my favourite PS1 game but it was unreasonably hard as well. Really good animations. The cut scenes do NOT hold up.
Your bollocks
Did Anon Babble recommend this? The people who listen to metal there mostly do it ironically and have shit taste.
my fave ps1 games? ridge racer type 4 and MGS
Bashing together like a Newton's cradle
I don't have a car and don't know how to drive. Never learned it and now it's too late.
I don't have a car and don't know how to drive
i dont know how to drive either its ok anon
Corrr still have me ridge racer 4 disc knocking about somewhere.
Any lads here listen to the new Deafheaven album? Heard good things about it
Saw an ad for St. Anger remastered earlier and had a hearty chuckle.
For post-400 anxiety lad
had a chipped ps1 as a kid could get games for 1 quid a disk, why did i spend pocket money on sweets instead of more games, so dumb
Gonna wait for Spackertano and Anon Babble to tell me if it's good.
Had that, got it off a carboot. Never got very far, was too hard aye. Watched a playthrough on youtube once.
Personally I don't have much nostalgia for PS1, thought the graphics and performance of the games was shite even back then. Pic related was one of my faves though.