Kingston Lacy edition
/britfeel/
Might buy a bookcase
Might buy a third bookcase
Thank lad, appreciate the opst-400 anxuet help witht his one
Took a humongous smelly shit. Splatted down the back of the bowl and everything. Leaving that to mummington to clean up, of course. Oh yes de lids.
Do you do a lot of reading
You really can't win, the same people who insult Ruthlad for not going out and trying laugh at a lad in the same position whos going out and giving it a go, if anything it proves Ruthlad correct.
useless 32 year old sperm failing to find its way to 35 year old dried up eggs
Grown man. Convinced that trying to make his life better would result in anonymous mongs calling him a loser. Decides it's not worth it.
It proves us all right, the seething anons are the true faggots and try to drag others down to their depths of despair.
When will drop a new ideo lad? Its been 2 weeks now
Uh oh, the archiver is here lads.
And I guess you've got 2 sprogs and a wife?
Yikes. What happened? Ebin used to be quite handsome
35 year old anal sex
Aging + a weird haircut it seems
It looks like a nice walk and a good achievement. Hope he picks some more places to go next
Sad little mong seething at Ebins popularity
He looks like a completely normal guy, slightly higher cheek bones than normal but overall a very average looking person.
Quality over quantity lad.
he was too scared to post his tea
Kek kek kek kek
Trip on Ebin lad
Marmiteman is the only youtuber for me
Glasses and needs a new barber
Wrong he has that typical school shooter stare
Fucking howling at this pic
Wondering how much samefagging is going on?
ID's would help.
IDmong is here.
Samefagmong is always here
Ebin's YouTube channel is more than 99% of you will ever achieve. Not me, I've personally achieved a bit more. But more than most of you will ever achieve for sure.
Its only banter, Ebin
T. Has never climbed anything higher than the staircase to his boxroom
Ok, beanhead
Ok beanmong
he's mid melty
Sad sack glued to his phone browsing Anon Babble around the clock.
That's a hill not a clock
Stop bullying Ebin lads
I have about 125 subs tbqh on a niche ass old game only 3 people still play. Try not to be jealous
You got me howling lad
It's only 1 or 2 mongs.
The rest of us are laughing at those mongs.
Kek.
bullying Ebin
Ebin's a good lad, feel like you should all be nicer to him
I quite like Ebins twain channel
Reckon Kyle R will hit 100 subs by the end of the year
I hope so. I want to be a successful YouTuber
No, WE are not, but YOU clearly are trying to.
Tbqh, it was Tilde who was the biggest cunt. Ebin was alright
I can't get over Ebin's voice
Prove you're not a chatgpt bot, post proof of subscribing to Ebin's channel.
I reckon you will be. Your videos show a lot of promise and there's several very successful youtubers who have the same kind of content.
kek lad is a newfag just here to twy and twoll
What a tard, kek.
there's several very successful youtubers who have the same kind of content
Not Ebin, but which channels?
nta, but someone like this
youtube.com
completely autistic, voice just as weird as Ebin's and very popular
Real one: vocaroo.com
So this is the same Ebin from 2017? I thought he had probably offed himself. Glad he's doing something positive with his life.
voice just as weird as Ebin's
It's not THAT weird
Tom Scott and Francis Bourgoise are two off the top of my head.
left britfeel
got muscular
got a job
no longer depressed
has fun hobbies
steadily building a positive community online
Ebin won
John Long is a cunt.
KyleLR
What does the 'L' stand for?
Ebin won
And you lost
Kyle 'Loremaster' Rigg
I came to britfeel long after Ebin left, lad. I only know about him through the lorechives and his recent resurgence. I have no animosity at all towards him, I'm glad he's happy and successful, moreso than 99% of britfeelers.
left britfeel
Clearly not
got a job
This is not a positive
steadily building a positive community online
This is reaching
Lad...I have news for you. Ebin never left. He still posts here almost daily.
Ebin has never had a job in his life. He's too thick to gain meaningful employment.
I've drank a Mosnter every day for the past 2 to 3 months.
Ebin melty
You lads really don't get it.
You vill never leave, and you vill like it
Ebin is the spastic who makes new train OPs 100 posts early.
dadberg is 10+ year NEET
i get up for slavery, dadberg is in bed
i get home from slavery
dadberg has made a massive fucking mess and went to bed again
go out for a few hours
come home
place is still a massive fucking mess
dadberg away back to bed
i eventually go to bed beacuse 6:30am toilberg
dadberg gets up around 11pm and starts complaining about the mess (he made)
starts playing music (with the subwoofer maxxed) so all i hear is booming from songs/movies while trying to sleep
slamming doors
watching shite on tiktok and laughing
Starts to boil my piss at times tbqfh
No point in arguing or trying to reason with the cunt as he always tries to play it down and make it seem like im the one being unreasonable
why dont you move out, lad?
Ebin dominates the thread and some people don't like that
Ebin has never had a job in his life but he's not thick. He's brighter than many of the lads here, and he's proven it through his burgeoning YouTube channel.
What would happen if the government just replaced bennies/universal credit with food stamps and nothing else?
Naysayers absolutely going ballistic at the mere thought of someone improving their life.
Crab-bucket mentality is palpable and pathetic.
Okay Ebin
Some lazy retards would be force themselves to work. Some people would turn to crime. Some would still accept it and choose immense poverty over having to work and take orders from a boss.
le twoll is meltymaxxing
No but I like collecting books
ebin is the kind of guy who ejaculates on the carpet in the living room
the kind of guy who ejaculates on the carpet in the living room
Fry up for din dins. Oh aye it lush. Off the drink until next Saturday now. Been on the drink 10 days in a row so having a little break until the play off final.
say what you want but no one else here has had the balls to karate kick their mums car and pour water on their own computer
Ebin has just put in an offer on a property in Scarborough and he'll soon be thinking about buying a holiday home on the Med too.
Loving this meme of using weasly journalist-tier wankery to talk about his potentially impactful media enterprise.
He doesn't subscribe to Ebin's successful youtube channel
Ebin dolly day is it king?
Dont want to pay over 800 a month for a cupboard surrounded by dossers and brown folk
What sort of kids from school end up being on benefits? Set 8 kids? Cool druggies? Autistic kids?
more like king ebin dolly day
65 subscribers isn't 'successful' by a long shot Ebin
Line up lads. The chairman is HERE
that bottle of vodka 3 days ago not count then lad?
Do you remember the book 'A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time'?
I'm inspired lads, I'm going to create my own bludgeoning youtube channel.
What sort of kids from school end up being on benefits?
Ebin
I was quite popular in school, had a bunch of mates. It's only when I was 19 and became addicted to my computer that things went downhill fast. Permaneet now
He's well on the way to success lad.
SSM sold his 60 inch tele today. 200 quid but that has to last him until he gets his UC on the 25th. Get in there deeeeee lads.
Post a pic lad, love a fry up me
with the subwoofer maxxed
This is the bit that set me off
It's only when I was 19 and became addicted to my computer that things went downhill fast. Permaneet now
Sounds like your parents were not pushing you. My parents would have screamed and kicked me out of the house. Some parents are so soft.
How many times are you detractors going to fall for this poverty shtick. He'll be spending another 40 quid on jars no sweat
cor, was average that Andor. might get right back into Star Wars. so many great moments. both in the films, and out.
no, i am your father.
you will be destroyed by your clones, Luuke and Luuuke...
Chewie, watch out for that moon OH SHI-
Sounds about right yea. I was the 4th kid, and by that point, I guess they stopped giving a toss.
It is bizzare tbqh lad, it should be me doing all this shit yet its my fucking dad kek
Have you talked to him about his habits and lifestyle, lad? I mean talk like reasonable adults, not screaming chavs.
Can just imagine him carrying it on the train to CEX
CeX ruined the retro market. Now the mongs on pricecharting just use their prices which are overinflated.
put in an offer on a property in Scarborough
What's the next step for upgrading my portable shower setup, lads? Feeling like I could do something more with the curtain but unsure what to invest in.
Don't get the reference.
my sprog has gotten into all that 'tradgender' bollocks. started saying 'he' is a 'male' because of some pre-firewall internet nonsense about 'having a penis makes you a man'.
don't want to report this to my local PREVENT officer but i might have to.
portable shower setup
Is this a thing? Like you actually take all this crap with you whenever you travel and stuff? Why not just use whatever shower is around, there isn't a hotel in the country which doesn't have an en suite attached to every room.
He literally did exactly that, put an offer in on a property in Scarborough (which subsequently went through)
Savile lived in Scarborough for a long time and had a property there.
Thanks Savile loremaster
Maybe if you actually spent time with your sprogs and wife rather than posting insane drivel here 16 hours a day 7 days a week this wouldn't have happened
Jimmy Saveloy loved Scarborough and was buried there.
Corrr, that's me flight to America booked. Was cheaper than last time by about 200 quid I reckon. Oh aye. x
Yes lad ive tried many times and the first response is always
UGH shut up anon its nothing to do with you
Never mind the fact ive been the the silly bastard paying bills and covering unexpected issues with the car/house etc
Trying to stop mumberg from roping (not literally) because shes working like a dog and its not enough to cover things while dadberg just lies about all day doing fuck all
Have to report the UK supreme court to PREVENT lad. They have just determined that a woman is an adult female with a vagina.
I assume the supreme court will be arrested soon.
Having an argument on Anon Babble about GNU/Linux.
Me? Linux. You?
Should be just bring back the grammar school system?
Windows (because I'm not a nonce)
Wonder if there's an alternate reality where DVDlad is UMDlad.
FreeBSD lad
Free windows 11
Lad billions use Windows. It has the most fucked up users.
What exactly is all this "data" you linux lids need to keep hidden away from everyone?
There is something universally similar about the autistic female voice patterns. Quick talking and tumbling over words and jutting in awkward humour now and again.
youtube.com
What airline? Never been to america
why did Ebin pretend not to know who SSM was when his best friend Tilde is a huge fan who watches him all the time and uses his sayings constantly?
NTA, but, can confirm. I'm a windows user, and I'll be having tea in ~30 min. Bonkers I am.
Linux spam now is it, king? Get bored of Ebin spam then?
So am I. How did you know? Fuck you fucking actor
Me? Nonce. You?
She feels inhuman
mad how BPD women also have the exact same voice patterns
Female autism is rarer but often more intense.
Not a fan of nonces really
You're not meant to find out till act IX
There were over 1000 films released on UMD for the PSP. Think I had a few at least.
Same with common sense
Another nasty tat addicted bint likes causing drama over small things. Fucking gross now.
There's probably about 10 autists trying to collect them all and driving up the prices.
I always enjoyed listening to what ebin had to sex on poley's radio show, you could tell he's a massive spacker though
What about laser disk? I had an adapter for my ps1
American Airlines de lid. Flew with them last time. Pretty womfy 7 hour flight to be honest. As much snacks and beer as you want and a tiny telly on the chair in front of you with recent films.
Autistic American women are a genre unto themselves
Windows (want something that just works)
had to sex
That's a mental typo. How did that happen?
Just wanna suck a fanny me
Never had laser disc, me. Was VHS for my childhood. I had a shitload of cbbc stuff recorded off the telly. Like full seasons of Cavegirl and shit. Watched that Titanic VHS a lot and found me mum's Eye's Wide Shut VHS once.
"employed woman"
youtube voice is textbook beta male sperg
Mentioned the film Trainspotting to my year 12 form class lads. Forgot it was an 18 certificate. Most of them are like 16/17. Hope they dont report me.
starting on the weers now classic HHL style, it wedensday x
Had King Kong on it. Couldn't even hold a 3 hour film on one disc. "2 disc edition" just for the film, no extras.
Lad, just move out. You can absolutely get somewhere for less than 800 for a cupboard surrounded by BAMEs. either you move out and don't have to deal with that shite any more, or you dad realises his gravy train is leaving and comes grovelling back begging you to stay and you can lay down some rules since you now have leverage.
It's absolutely pathetic that a grown man like him is living like that and sponging off his son.
such a weird disconnect there, the headlines felt written to suggest 'oh no this such a setback for transgender people', then the video of the ruling was so straightforward. gender reassignment is a protected characteristic, has been since the 2000s, and it still is. sex is too, it's separate, refers to biological sex.
how the fuck is that not fine, or even (still) a win? it's like saying
gays can still get married, but when we talk about 'gay marriage' we mean 'marriage among gays'
oh no a blow to gay rights! despite our rights still being enshrined in law
i know it's a wedge/culture war issue for a tiny sliver of people. don't give a fuck if someone is trans.
They put porn out on UMD as well!
Spaffing on your PSP.
That's pretty common for a better bitrate. Even my 4K LOTR Extended is across two discs.
what resolution/codec/etc were they?
i remember downloading some of those GBA Video ROMs simply because they were smaller than torrents (700mb aXXo rips? that shit'll take HOURS). absolute fucking dogshit, who the hell thought that was a good idea? squeeze Shrek or a few episodes of SpongeBob into a 256-colour GIF.
52 years old
eggless
wrinkled
farting into XXL pyjama bottoms reading a Anon Babble thread
"lass"
It's prole slop nonsense. It's a terrible ruling because it fundamentally reinforces the idea that reality is what some Blairite body says it is, rather than something observable. All UK supreme court rulings are invalid by definition.
Watching soft porn on Youtube on your iPod Touch
lubed
yea cause her fanny's dry as shit otherwise
sprog comes back from school
prattling on about watching a video on trainspotting
not having the little poof turn into an autist
send him up to his bedroom with a copy of escort readers wives
mfw, his mum's the centrefold
Autistic chicks. Jesus Christ.
Me? I just used unsecured wireless networks to find my fap material. In 2005/06 it was pretty common to walk by homes with unsecured wifi. It would be ridiculous now to have your wifi open to everyone.
Sounds womfy if you can get a good seat. I have 7 hours in completely basic economy tomorrow and it's going to be grim
Still no new tweets from are Timmeh. Getting worried lads.
They were encoded at 480p but the PSP downscaled them to like 270p or something I think. So lower than DVD as UK DVDs are 576p compared to USA DVDs which are 480p.
love opiates me i really do but they are a slippery slope, i like to crank up the heating to the max in my hovel, humidifier on full blast and listen to jungle sounds while smoking opium and dozing off
She's cute, she's got one of those wide fish mouths that I find sexy as fuck.
Watching ideepthroat on the family PC
Well mines is economy too but I found the experience last time 100x better than any budget UK airline I've used. Way more room in the seats.
such a weird disconnect there, the headlines felt written to suggest 'oh no this such a setback for transgender people', then the video of the ruling was so straightforward. gender reassignment is a protected characteristic, has been since the 2000s, and it still is. sex is too, it's separate, refers to biological sex.
Yeah it's a setback for the tranners lad because the ruling implies that woman refers to biological sex in the context of the equality act. Therefore biological sex is a thing and you can separate things out legally between the sexes - something the hardcore of the tranner movement denies.
More importantly, it is part of a glorious vibe shift towards pre-2012 culture.
Watching ZONE on the family PC
10 autists trying to collect them all
I bricked by granny's PC back in the day downloading hairy pussy porn on Limewire lol
bet if you look her up now she'll have a chad neurotypical bf
Love autistic chubby chicks.
I never had pic related but as a kid they were the coolest thing I always wanted.
Thoughts on her comeback? Thought tbf I haven't kept up with their content I just know that she reappeared a few years ago looking a bit bogged but still giving crazy head. Unsure if she's still making content.
OR EVEN BETTER
A Chad turbo autist like this lad:
youtube.com
fantastic knockers on that spakker
youtube.com
Lovely weather, just enjoying a few drinks in the garden. What an experience
Spoons with a view
Bleh, you can tell her boobs are only big due to her being overweight. They're really quite bad flat pancake tits and would be moreso if she were a healthy/attractive weight.
SSM has a better life than the majority of the country
lovely spoons chips lid
What surprise, channel 4
doesnt look like the UK this does
phwoar
propa good one diss
wheres diss
looks like schwarzvald deutschland
You don't get to ask me questions because you're not a police officer.
Great Malvern de lad
god this is cringe
Anyone here ever been in a toxic/abusive relationship?
I made one of the most used chudjacks. My only claim to fame
i have to go down to my opticians and get my new glasses fitted sigh
this is very sweet
I've started a few gimmicks that are still going strong
I've had mine a week, but only wore them once as they are too loose. I need to go down next week.
does it count if i was the toxic one?
yea, but she deserved it
I got the 16666666 and 37000000 gets
I feel so sorry for Graham Linehan but this slaps hard.
youtube.com
asking for any permission when youve got a bird 1 on 1
im genuinely autistic with two diagnosed autistic parents and I'm not that much of a mong
i can touch your breasts?
jesus wept
Absolutely bawled my fucking eyes out at this movie, lads.
Some guy with 63 subscribers spends time making music entirely slagging off Graham Linehan.
I wonder if there will be a trans reckoning.
I replied to a comment on youtube with a joke, and got 6k likes.
I've yet to watch it. Been meaning to for like a year. Might watch it tonight now
Ruth has let her looks go down the drain.
letting my flexitime build up so a nice 30-40 minutes so I can clock off 30-40 mins earlier on my last in office day of the week tomorrow
huehehehehee ive done nothing today
Last and only film I ever cried to was Dunkirk. Properly cried ever time I have ever seen. (My late grandad was navy WW2 veteran).
i can be there in 90 minutes
my dads a veteran, i wish he could tell me more about his time, but he had to sign a bunch of NDAs, it was still cool hearing the stories growing up
Yes. It was grim but thankfully very short lived.
Didn't find a gf at the summit. It not right
Where would you be coming from lad? I was gonna leave in 30 but to meet a fellow britfeel I'd stay
not constantly asking for verbal consent as an autistic
great way to end up in jail. Absolutely no one is going to side with the autistic lad when it's a question of who misinterpreted social cues
May I?
*gently removes your glasses*
There, now we can see your beautiful face
Never even approached a woman. Never will either. Never being in a relationship doesn't bother me.
You need to take a laptop
Yeah I guess, we got to think ourselves lucky to be going anywhere. If I anticipate the worst, anything less worse will be a bonus
Tilde has massive tits now and is also Tilde has massive tits and is looking for a BF on discord, get on it ruthmong
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
Alright smenk lad
Kek, I actually did this first time me and the missus were ever intimate. Felt like a right prat as soon as I did, but to be fair she was also asking if she could touch me. Both KVs in our first relationship, had no clue what was appropriate and what wasn't. Kinda cute in a way looking back.
You're meant to call out, at the summit. The unobstructed view helps the voice project further. If you look at the top of those columns, they show the 3 (they come in waves of 3) directions the females will come from.
m-m-m-may i t-t-t-touch y-your b-b-b-b-b-oobs p-please
I dont have a fanny but its drying mine out. Not ended up with charges so far so its fine
Tilde has massive tits now and is also Tilde has massive tits
*wonders if tilde has massive tits now*
Best things about England?
The Kinks (the band)
The West Country (best part of England)
Withnail and I
Those seem like really quite average tits desu lad
I hear Tilde has massive tits now
/brit/ is full of pooftahs
Playing russian roulette. BPD women love preying on autistic lads
You wouldn't dare say that in /brit/
England was so much better in the 60s. Incredible time.
as romantic as that is, now i cant see far away
A rather shit joke on Reddit got me 12k updoods
Baby, all you need is right in front of you
*stands up, drops trousers and pants, spreads arsecheeks and slowly pushes it into your face*
ive encountered them before, im like a moth to a flame for mentally ill women which has ended in not so favorable relationships. Earned my sex having stripes I have. It's all too much effort anyway, id rather go back to shitposting, dunno how normgroids keep it all up its very tiring.
Me? Never even felt a boob
Me? Never even felt a knb
boobs are nice to squeeze i suppose
Never even felt a knb
oh dear oh no no no oh this is embarrassing
Perhaps not, but I bet you feel like one now
It's excellent, but yeah be prepared to cry like a woman.
What's soppy about it
I'll keep you close, darling. In my heart, always.
If you're over 30 and you're still flying economy you've failed in life
We are already an island of strangers. We are past that.
The question is, when do we see rivers of blood?
It's not soppy as such, just very potent portrayals of sad situations.
The question is, when do we see rivers of blood?
Never. You are not going to see some grand uprising or mass deportations. The future will look more akin to Wall-E.
Shippy the balding paedophile
you have crazy-brain anon but i agree it's a strange thing for ANY state to overrule your own bodily sovereignty over. when it comes to the actual law, there are going to be weird edge cases, but they're so acute it shouldn't matter. whatever your politics the "enforcement" would be more like "you must like reggae and chocolate" than "we are tyrannising you into nu-thought".
(good luck doing that with fundamentalist religious types.)
i would hope that old-school transsexuals who were pleased as punch about the Equality Act are shaking their heads right now, wishing everyone would just shut the fuck up.
if we go back to pre-2012 or they just tire of this as the [current issue] then i wonder what the NEW thing would be. i mean ideally if this is a medical issue (getting hormone therapy or surgery or whatever) everyone could agree the NHS is a bit shit. or even an equal rights issue. some particular group of disabled people, next? surely they face workplace discrimination and all that.
The future will look more akin to Wall-E.
Far too hopeful desu. The future will look like South Africa or Zimbabwe.
Temptation almost got the better of me lads. Walking back to the car and a shop sign 'books' caught my eye. I assumed it was a shop selling new books, but alas it was a charity shop selling 2nd hand ones. It was an amnesty. Went on and the selection was fucking amazing. At least 6 books I don't have. But I just can't give a penny to that organisation and walked out.
The silver lining was that was I walked further down the street I saw an Oxfam. I knew there was one here but assumed it was a regular, not a bookshop. But physically walking past I see it is infact a bookshop.
Tried to walk, 2 miserable old bints (Arabic for girl) in the doorway. Said 'we're closed'. Absolute cunts. They close at 5, but they're too fucking lazy to serve me
No proof he is a paedophile
That fucking shop should be open for 6 more minutes.
Could eat a knb at night
Vile vile Oxfam cunts
the low iq mongtards are getting giddy over 24k foreignoids being deported at 3k gbp a piece since Labour took power(11 months lol)
meanwhile the immigration foreignoid figures for 2023 to 2024 alone were 1.2 million
"we are so back bros lets gooooooo"
LAWL
truly, absolutely
fascinating
Might be defecting to amnesty after this
Leave them a bad review on Google and report them to corporate.
can you read this?
Miserable vile wrinkly cunts
No, but I do have a book specifically for Quranic Arabic
Absolute state of those spastics running a shop as a hobby rather than taking it seriously
w-we're closed
ofc he can't. He equates buying books to actually reading and studying them
see kek
grammar seems simple enough. Reckon I could read that with a dictionary
Does he only own that one shirt?
Sucking on Emily's udders
He owns a blue shirt too
female prison officer has sex with lad in prison. He gets an extra two years, she gets a suspended sentence. Fuck this country.
who is the asian lady with him?
Cor. I didn't realise there are specific styles of calligraphy that were used for different things. Boggling language desu
I think shippy is a good lad, he doesn't deserve all the shit he gets.
Smirnoffbro died how he lived
he's a shit stirrer lad
who is the asian lady with him?
the baby mamma
There is no baby mamma. Shippy is an incel
T. Loremaster
Why was he at that EDL protest when he's dating an Indian lady?
we all know lad i was taking the piss
We are all guilty of it, I suspect, at times.
quite sad how shippy spends from morning to night on here
There's nothing sad about it. Shippy spends his entire day doing exactly what he wants to be doing. Very few people in life can say the same.
We are all guilty of it
Not me no
Don't we all? Something wrong with you if you don't, desu.
How do you spend your days then, tough guy?
Shippy didn't like that
looks like you rattled him lad
Indeed. It was merely an observation
Looks like you've done him
Looks like you've made him fume
looks like you've made him seethe
he's having another melty over shippy
He'll be having a hatewank involving shippy tonight.
Looks like he's steaming now, and all because of your little comment. Heh heh. You dashed off a few little words anonymously on /britfeel/ and...wow, look at that, a lad in Banbury is absolutely furious about it. The emotions you have provoked will be difficult for him to deal with, or even comprehend. Will he face them like a man? Or will he simply continue to lash out? We'll all find out, and it's all because of your fine work here sire.
His words have provoked difficult emotions in the Shipster, that's for sure.
Why are care home lads allowed to wander into night clubs and purchase cocaine unsupervised?
steaming now
Would imply he's drunk.
Why does this forrin lad hate r shippy?
looked like a cross section of a scotch egg in the tumbnail
It's an assisted living facilty, kind of like a hotel. HHL can do what he wants there is bo supervision.
You've made a bit of an error here. You've assumed that "care home lads" are a separate and distinct group of people. They are not. They are simply lads who live in a care home. There is nothing stopping them from going to a shop and buying a chocolate bar, for example. Or going to a night club. Or even buying cocaine. Why would there be? The dealer isn't going to say "ah I can't sell to a care home lad" is he?
there is bo supervision
oh dear oh no no no oh this is embarrassing
his little grin as he says "31 months no bookies" kek
When was the last time you told your mum that you love her? Ungrateful fuckers.
Why did SSM sell his TV?
30g of Amber Leaf please mate
When my grandad was in a care home I'm pretty sure there would be 0 chance of him wondering outside to buy cocaine
Why is that lad? What would stop him?
that'll be 43 pounds please pal
I live quite near a care home. I see the residents out and about fairly often. In theory there'd be nothing stopping them calling up a dealer who'd arrive in a BMW and drop them off three for 100.
Holding hands with eva6
It's gone from 4 pints only to 5 pints only
I just want you lads to appreciate my alchemy
youtube.com
shagging yank lass up the mouth
Got a 30g of Gold Leaf recently. No way was it 30g, basically half of what it used to be. Happened to me twice now.
drinking some woddy might upload pictures of my arse for a laugh, wouldn't be gay right?
This morning. She pops her head in before work and says bye and I say "have a good day, luv ya". I'm always telling my mum I love her
Blasting Coldplay in the communal garden
Oh it lush
should i post videos of people i know for you to see? would it get me in trouble? i wanna see what u think
My man looks like shit thse days. I mean really grim. He looks like Pope Francis before he died.
Same fogey hands as yanklass
I reckon I could beat any lad here at Street Fighter or Tekken.
SSM thinks 'they' bumped Michael Jackson off
Well they are a similar age.
Fondling Ruth's bum cheeks
He once said that's why he didn't try to join the music industry in case they came after him too
he's younger than her lad
this is a lad i knew from school
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he was in a band and i always thot he woulda been better as an edgy band than a soppy love song singer, sad innit?
Sprog having a melty
I made a nice comparison. SSM's hands look much younger
mad how when the chase first started everyone used to hate on the lads who take low offers. Then as the show went on it became clear that mathematically makes the most sense if you can't win the high offer. So now it's perfectly fine. People really are cattle.
i like to cry to this song while i laugh at helperlad but still feel envious of his fucked up situation wanting that for my life
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why is helper lad rewarded while i'm shunned? im working at the drug store while he sleeps in late and has mates not fair innit?
Hands like a melted american candle
It was originally meant to be 3
One time, I had to drive
Michael Jackson to the airport,
and on the way we decided
to stop at this little blues club,
because he wanted to kick back
with a bottle of wine and a cigar.
It was a quiet night.
He was eating these delicious nachos.
And I broke into the DJ booth
and I put "Smooth Criminal"
on the sound system.
I wanted to boogie and so did Michael.
He got up and started dancing on the table
and this security guard came up
and tried to take him down,
so I punched him the fuck out.
And then this other guy comes up
and Michael hit him.
He hit him so hard, his hair fell out.
And then these two Korean twins
came on to us
so we took them into the manager's office
and we started pumping away at them.
And Michael and I were
just pumping and pumping
and then we sprayed them
with hot, milky cum
and everybody applauded.
Might order some Cerne Abbas
What the fuck are you doing? You're going to affect my tenancy agreement! Fuck off!
I've considered it for the memes, but I don't really like that type of beer to be honest.
Don't think SSM lies about his drinking habits because when he has an all day session like this you can see him progressively get drunker. If he really was drinking on days he says he isn't you would notice it
do you love her enough to get out of your boxroom and get a job?
anon its ok I caught you sniffing my panties and socks I wore to the gym.
I still love you
Kissing eva6's forehead
...and then you woke up
Nice repeating numbers there
I don't either but his whole "I'm not drinking on Thursday, not drinking on Friday, I might drink on Saturdee" is such alkie cope
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corr they do look lush
seaside mark is your truman show tone sad sad pathetic mongs
It's from The Greasy Strangler, mate. It's funny AF.
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What was Michael Jackson's last song? "They don't really cur about us." And what happened to him? They-they-they bumped him off. So if you've got a social housing property, appreciate it, yeah?
Is that SSM and Helen?
No that's Fat Andy, the guy who has been lined up to replace SSM if/when he dies.
fat andy fell for the crypto meme
oh no no
where does ssm live?
Might order one of those 300 quid arse, pussy and tits fucking device.
Muslamic Scotch Eg
Back from work (this late lol) and straight into mum's cupboard to start seething
Ah right I thought you were drivelposting Lollers. I will check it out later on!
I wake up at 8:50 for my WFH job
might just run u over lad i think u deserve it eh nothing personal
Got a wank lined up later.
You planning on stalking him eva lass
They're a bastard to clean apparently.
Send us a link lad. I'm interested in what that might be like.
you wish your life was as interesting as mark pal
Go-to order from the chinky lads? Looking to try summit new
I thought you had retired from seething at SSM, Craggles
SSM showing Eva why they call him the Creampie King (it's because he loves spaffing his rancid creamy muck muck up pussies).
A female prison officer who tried to get pregnant with an 'exceptionally dangerous' rapist and had sex up to 40 times on duty has avoided jail.
Women would rather shag some nonce in jail than you.
Day 12 nofap. Send help.
Stalking ssm with eva6
What has SSM said he's doing tomorrow?
how the fuck have you lasted so long you mad bastard?
The guy got an extra two years for this and she avoided jail
Meh wouldn't be for me. Not knocking it, just don't think it would be good.
The cunt should've got something. Not even 3 months. She's free and some bloke who said a few bad sentences on twitter is rotting in jail right now. Pisstake.
We could double team, lad. I'll take the pussy and you take the arse. Could have a third having a go on the tits Mission Impossible style from above.
Shame SSM was in Cornwall, he missed the Swanage Railway Diesel and Beer Festival over the weekend.
The weird thing is, despite not many admitting it, there's an awful lot of women who have this fantasy - which kind of makes you wonder where all the feminist outrage comes from on often benign "microaggressions". TwoXChromosomes must be like 1 per cent of women. Seems like a good deal of women love abusive, dangerous men. It gets them off.
Looks a bit like that yes. Would need to be beef mince though
Muslims have no place in our United Kingdom and that's just my opinion de lids.
Feminism is a shit test, Chad passes it, beta males don't.
set up a dating profile using an extremely attractive male and casually mention rape and nonce convictions
guarantee some woman would be swiping.
He was considering going last year bur decided against it at the last minute
I like my ales but they are silly money for what appears to be a pretty average regional brewery.
Stealing Eva's knickers and then sniffing them when you get home
Abducted by JW's. It was all a ploy.
charming
no thanks bad body odour is an ick
got any arse shaving tips?
You are asking for it. You are a whore. You will be sucking cock and guzzling sperm. You take it up the arse because you're a repugnant hooker. You're nickname is Snow Shite because you like getting fucked up the arse by dwarves.
Agreed, it's what, 4 quid a bottle? You could get pretty much any beer for that. The only ones that are more expensive are those really strong imperial stouts, double dry hopped IPAs, and really heavily fruited sours.
is eva the new tilde?
do it in the shower on the day u dont wash ur hair
idk why u think that but ok
arse-to-mouth with eva
Literally everything women do is a constant never ending shittest. What's worse though is that literally everything in society is becoming that way too
when are you going to prove you're not a tranny?
Eva seems like a nice, albeit not particularly bright, disabled girl.
Shaving eva6's ass
eva6 shagging my arse
its crossy.
notice he hardly posts anymore....
No sprogs for ruth. Not even one.
She's going to get creampied. All the britfeel lasses do
What have you lads been listening to lately?
Just have Skinty Fia by Fontaines D.C. on loop for the past few days.
6th pint in
Solaire from DS1 is so handsome its unreal
You're nickname is Snow Shite because you like getting fucked up the arse by dwarves.
Fucking brilliant this lad
stripping eva naked and tieing her to a bed
making loads of small cuts all over her body
every day reopen the wounds and spaff inside them
new thread to avoid any potential post-400 anxiety
im not physically disabled which is good
i would only ever have creampie-sex if i was trying for a baby, otherwise, whats the point? if i did have a partner, i probably wouldnt use a condom if we knew eachother well enough, but i wouldnt want him to ejaculate inside if we arent trying for a baby