/r9gay/ #2544

Relatable feeling that show was so much better than I thought it would be

I was rooting for the fascist power couple the whole time.

You are super duper cute

Same it's just too bad that they had to cram so much into a single season instead of the intended amount

tfw no bf to spit in my mouth when fucking me

youtube.com/shorts/-aUho9RodGY
Me and story working on our summer body

Story already has a perfect fat slut summer body, all he needs to do is start wearing crop tops and work at a car wash and seductively lick the ice cream cones

meow is a puta

I'm not a puta waaa I just trusted that big black man because he said he'll make me feel at ease abloo

need to see more meow nudes

good hair day

sunny day

japanpilled day

Why I'm fat and gross

you are an excellent candidate for the spaghetti diet. would you like to know more?

I need fap material

Sure why not
Meow I'm not good fap material

just tried washing myself out with my new washer, then I tried using my toy on myself but I came really fast and easily, maybe it's because I haven't came at all in a while. I hope I don't disappoint a fbf by not lasting long enough as the passive one :/

you're excellent fap material

okay. you must cook 4oz dry spaghetti for each of your meals, and have it with non-creamy sauce or plain. lean, lithe, skinny and cute, all in just three months. only on the spaghetti diet.

there is no passive one. as you see, the receiver of lovin has to be very active on cum control.

I didn't even last 2 min, I've got a long journey ahead of me

How so I'm not cute
Sounds like a great way to get scurvy I think I'll stick to rice

but you are very cute

Negative. I'm average at best.

you need to eat consciously, rather than habitually. tomatoes have tons of vitamin c, anyway. what the hell are you talking about, scurvy...

work snax 4 2 day. sweet bun sack from niney nine. leftover presumably. excellent. i love a grab bag.

do you actually read the epoch times? what are the articles about

i cant read chinese, no. sometimes theres an english edition though and its funny, kind of a throwback to christian conservative stuff from the 00s. theyre also very concerned about price increases on anything, like very concerned. i dont think postal service rate changes are front page news in any other paper lol. i do actually read el especialito though. it's like seemingly normal but theres an article about aliens almost ever week and the owner is a c everett koop/colonel sanders looking guy.

time for my own store trip, won't be as exciting as though. Just your standard storyfare and no getting anything out on the way back. I'm intentionally going while it's still breakfast time precisely to avoid that.

I already do. If you eat nothing but plain pasta you'll get scurvy

i said "with non-creamy sauce or plain." how did you get just plain out of that...you wont get scurvy in 3 months anyway. if youre worried about that for some bizarre reason, drink orange juice? youre just defending your habitual eating and attacking any suggestion of variation with whatever you can think of.

power ade mountain blast zero sugar

Zero sugar drinks usually taste better mmmmmmmmm

I can't stand zero sugar soda, I've tried it several times and it's just nasty.

Anyway back from the store 100 bucks poorer and I feel like I barely even got anything but at least I avoided getting fast food on the way back.

Do we stand with Dua Lipa or no?

We need to make this a reality now

I'm not so fat or in such a hurry that starving myself witth an extreme meme diet instead of healthy food I make would be sensible. What does habitual eating even mean?

not in a hurry

is almost 30

When will you learn

I'll be thirty in 5 years regardless of if I'm think in three months or six. And even not counting that I will be mentally ill and unable to find anyone even if I wasn't fat so who cares? It was over before it even began.

30 sneaks up on you, your late 20s will pass before you know it.

This thread is full of youngsters and I'm not in good company when it comes to ancient oji-sans (pxl and story)
Maybe I should retire and go live in a nursing home.

did you just call me unc in Japanese?

I called both of us that yes. I didn't know you can recognize japanese. Good job hantai jiji

to be fair I googled it, I'm not a weeb though I do some terms from osmosis and being on Anon Babble so long.

I wish I could tie a knot with a slightly older man but I wasn't interesting or motivated enough to date in my young years and a guy my senior won't find me interesting too probably.

I'm too old to look for a boyfriend now

I'm 22 and a virgin. I feel like I'd be more comfortable topping, but I'm 5'8" 120 lbs so idk how man guys are going to be into that. Does being fucked in the ass really feel nice?

Normalize adult virgins!
Adult: over 25

you don't have to be a hyper masc body builder to top. Most twinks would be okay with you topping.

tfw no hyper masc bottom to top as a smol twink

I'm too lazy and too indecisive to call and schedule my haircut. Maybe I don't need one after all...

i was actually completely wrong, this article is about a company in queens that was forging shipping labels from china. but in the past there has been funny opposing articles praising republicans for fighting china while criticizing them for cutting science budgets and going along with tariffing random things.

it's not an extreme diet. it's what italian people eat most days. habitual eating is having a very narrow range of foods that you eat "on repeat" as the kids say. i make 11 different kinds of spaghetti alone.

Reminder pxlschizos cooking looks like feces

Okay? All I eat is rice and different curries/sauces/sides. How is that different from eating only pasta?

You cant eat rice in a hotel lobby while playing with tonka trucks

Summoning bunnyanon from the depths of bosnia into our thread again

I'm tall and planning to not be a twink so in a perfect alternative world I'm already telling my twink top hubby how lovely and sexy he is despite his feelings about size and role correlation

any change of diet will reset you in a physical and sensory way. i didnt say to eat only pasta forever. plus it's a different mode of life to just boil enough pasta for one dish for each meal. very fresh and ennervating. you need a kitchen scale to weigh it though. no rough handfuls or estimating. you needa them pureed tomatoes in a can or pomi box and then you can just heat a little olive oil and pour that in and add a little salt, cooking til it thickens subtly.

Sounds like a pure meme, you're just talking shit

Kinda funny how things you fap to don't necessarily correlate to what you would want to do when having sex for real

meanwhile my lazy ass has never even cooked spaghetti and the only pasta I ate came in a boxed skillet dinner.

p in pxl stands for pasta

meanwhile my lazy ass never cooked anything I'm so pathetic

Everyone join me in summoning bunnyanon

I wanna kill myself yay meow meow meow meow

do you think i got the spaghetti diet from somewhere else? i invented it. not many believe me, only those whove seen what i can do with it.

Great so it's even worse.

Yet you won't do it how curious

Maybe I should try and make spaghetti one day. the only question would be if I would clean up the mess because lazy.

qott

i played por a lot in the mornings before school (i'm very old and decrepit), finished rd twice a bit later, finished awakening once, finished boylove route in three houses which seemed like the only good route desu because dimitri is the only good character so i'm a bit confused by the existence of others

/r9gay/

i don't like people anymore. i just saw vidya and replied, bye

Yeah mom would be sad

Don't understand how some people can be so spiritually lazy, there's nothing better than making your own pasta sauce for hours, adding vegetables, greens, chesee and stuff; maybe even pasta itshelf if you have the means; combining it together and pigging out on this thing.

no, its better, because i'm skinny and didnt used to be really. i did it by accident just because i got very into pastas. so i am the proof.

I want to feed you many different pasta dishes until your belly rounds up and I can play it like a drum

Okay but you can get skinny by eating anything if you eat it less than you need to stay fat, retard

I don't mind the cooking part, it's the cleaning up I never want to do. My history of throwing away perfectly good pots, pans and electric skillets because I just let something sit for weeks instead of cleaning it testifies. Basically if I say 'oh I'll clean this up later' I never will.

yea but the secret of the spaghetti diet is that you feel very full from a bowl of hot spaghetti and its not nearly as many calories as you would think. tomato too is unctious and yet no calories really.

You're American right? Do you not have a dishwasher?

Yeah you're just retarded

yes but I have to at least clear the leftover food/do basic cleaning before putting it in the dishwasher. My count is as follows 1 colander, the first thing I tried and fix after mom died was mac and cheese, I failed to get the cheese into the pasta quick enough got disgusted and had a pity party for myself, out it in the sink and left it to rot for a month 2 electric skillets which I cooked a skillet pasta meal in them then never cleaned up the mess, flies got in and laid eggs and I had maggots crawling all over it, and finally one roasting pan when after I cooked a roast I let the juice sit sit there for months and months not wanting to deal with until I just threw the whole thing away. There's a reason I stick to fried meat and steam potatoes. As even days later I can wipe up grease or dump steamer water.

the only way you could prove me wrong is by doing it and not getting skinny. qed.

Or I could prove I don't need it by getting skinny anyway. Whore.

Restaurant kitchens throw things away because of problems like that all the time. That's a ridiculous reason to never cook something again. The only thing you did wrong was not throwing out things right away. Roasting trays are literally disposable also, they're like a dollar each for the heavy foil ones. That's a cheap supply cost for cooking that much food. Haven't you seen people using foil catering trays to make holiday sized dishes? They bake things like mac n cheese in them so they can just toss the tray and have a chill holiday. You could also wrap a pork loin in foil after a spice rub and bake it, no equipment needed for that at all.

that's irrelevant to proving me wrong. i got skinny with it so it's 1-0 in favor of spaghetti at the moment. youre even allowed 3 medium meatballs, recipe upon request.

mom never used anything like that, she always used a proper roasting pan. and the mac and cheese was just kraft, nothing baked.

You're allowee to kill yourself, you self centered slug

But cute anime girls don't have penises though...

I'm tired of being mentally ill waaaaaaa I just want a bf waaa why can't someone just save me

What do the other letters stand for?

(You)'re the only one who can save yourself anon. No amout of getting your bussy pounded will fix your head

How do you know that also why make it about sex gross

I'd unironically go to visit story and live with him for a month, cook for him, clean up his mess, be nice to him, take him on walks and find him a job or a way to have reliable steady income and support him every step if he let's me in and in turn allows me to have my little boyfriend fantasy with him every night and help me apply for a green card after the whole ordeal if we like each other that much...

How would you find Story a job?

His weight

okay, it's just ground meat mixed with an egg, then mixed with enough bread crumbs to make it a bit crumbly textured. adding minced bacon or parmesan is tasty. oregano, salt, pepper, form golf ball size meatballs, cook on several sides in a medium pan then add tomato sauce and simmer for 10 or 20 minutes.

I want to be saved more than you do and I'm even more tired of being mentally ill

I'm a short top. Is that good or bad? I'm guessing bad...
But how bad exactly?

How are those facts relevant? A tin foil roasting tray is used the exact same way, it just costs a dollar and you get rid of it. What is a normal roasting pan, eighty dollars? You'd have to make eighty roasts before buying a pan makes sense even before accounting for washing time. Simple math.

How short? Maybe you're just insecure and it's not that bad

Can somebody else climb a mountain for you? They can drag you up there but then you won't have changed or grown, and even worse you'll be dependent on them. You can't live with a borrowed identity.

Also what do you think boyfriends are for? If you don't want to have sex then get a normal friend

No, a cheap one from the store is like 20-30. Anyway I never knew there were disposable roasting trays.

Steelix lying as alwats yawn how hidoi

Good if twink, bad if dwarfmaxxer

I'm the most mentally ill boy here. None of you can compare.

How else am I supposed to survive on my own bleh

That would be pxlschizo or drunkschzotranny

Why did you change the naming scheme of your images mr personalityfag

Yeah, they're like a dollar or something from Aldi or Walmart. Washing those things is a killer. You could also just foil the inside of a regular roasting tray. Foiling those and baking trays before cooking on them is a lazy guy secret. Or foiling a pork loin on its own like I said. Best to put a baking tray underneath in case of little drips, but very easy, that one.

Some people on here like short tops but they also like fats top and tall bottoms and fat bottoms and so on. The standard is that tops should be tall (5'8+). It's not really the end of the world as gay men are not as picky/conceited as women when it comes to this thing, but the preference still exists. Nevertheless you will not really get any reasonable advice from here, ask on lgbt or gaygen instead.

I hate how this thread is full of chub chasers now

Nta but boyfriends are for more than just sex they're also for cuddling and kissing and dates and making a life with.

I am the most mentally ill and deranged bottom in this thread.

Maybe because living is so exhausting and I don't really give a shit to spend hours making a meal that will be marginally better than 5 minute sloppa.

I didn't. These are just pics I saved off of Anon Babble they're always named like that.

Post tummy piggy oink oink

Do cute twinks care about dark circles under your eyes?
Nasolabial folds are getting deeper too...
I'm only in my twenties why do I look so fucking old ;-;

It's not a requirement, but I'd generally want to see someone around my height or taller if I'm thinking of a top bf. How can I trust a shortie with my body if he's built to be manhandled himself, like a delicate flower?
t. 6'4+" bottom :(

Okay but that's a faulty comparison because I can't not be lonely without someone to keep me company. The bf would be the mountain in this case, not someone dragging me to the top.

I can't cuddle with friends also not wanting to have sex right away is not the same as not wanting to have sex at all
Based on what evidence
Idk be strong or something aren't you supposed to be a top
Based on what evidence

Depends on how deep the eyebags are, it can bepermissible and can even look good (to some) but if they are too deep you look ill and unhealthy.

tfw no ill unhealthy short pasta diet dom top bf

Evidence? That is for reasonable and stable people.

So a liar hiss hiss hiss hiss hiss lying liar die

He doesn't have enough money for that you absolute idiot

I have giant eyebags because I sleep 12 hours a day yay

Why do I need to prove what I already know without fail to be true? It does not matter if you believe me or not since I am still right regardless, so why even put in the energy and time to convince you?

Okay but that's a faulty comparison because I can't not be lonely without someone to keep me company

If you don't move past this mindset you'll stay lonely no matter how many people you surround yourself with.

Because you are lying and cannot be trusted even if it wasn't so obvious.
Bitch that's what loneliness means fuck you

You only say that because you know I am right but you are too scared to accept the truth.

Orange and cinnamon tea in tum, time to run
Yeah and life is still too hard for littleol' me. It's over

Larping whore hiss
Almost like you're weak

You sound like you want attention, not companionship.

Shows how little you know

take him on walks

He isn't a dog you know. He is a pig!

I'm not weak life difficulty is too high. It's not the same IDIOT

How so? I want attention too but I want someone to share my life with more. What does that even matter?
What's the difference

Doesn't have enough money for what? Literally cannot think what you might mean. Roasting trays are a dollar and whole chickens or pork loins are among the less expensive meats.

Love coming here to see "short" tops worrying about height and its like 5"7. I am 5"3 man anyone is tall enough to top, and i definitely am not the only midget bottom here common as hell.

Most people with eye circles got them from being made to wake up at 7-8am from age six on. I always had trouble falling asleep for hours and hours so I was probably sleeping 2-4 hours a night many nights in elementary school. I sleep a normal amount now but that was fucked up and definitely bad for me. Free the kids.

I'm going to eat ice cream again and no one can stop me. I feel kinda bad eating it right after I got it today but like always I need some dopamine. I did get chocolate this time though.

I like wearing oversized t shirts with no pants on it's comfy and cool.

vsco guys make me drip

I don't know you, I'm just making guesses based off your posts. You just came across as more focused on not being lonely rather than being actually fulfilled

But those two are the same thing? Idgi

Try being from scandinavia. The average male in my country is 5'11" and I'm 5'8". I have literally never seen a man as short as you irl unless they were some kind of immigrant

I don't know what vsco means but I think you should get that checked out at the doctors or something

I'm also from Scandinavia and 5'8 wanna get married

Only if you're willing to subsidize my career as an unemployed humanities student

can't you guys just get welfare and live off of the state?

I'm unemployed too and didn't even go to uni. Does this mean I win?
That's quite difficult unless you're seriously impaired.

Meow where husbie meow waaa sniff le I don't wanna be lonely

We can be trolls under a bridge together
I'm not a Somali with 12 kids. So no

You figured him out
He doesn't have money to throw things away like that lurk more

Sounds awesome let's goooo

I wouldn't need attention from others if I had a bf tho

Just because the results are the same doesn't mean it's the same thing. Are you a consequentialist baka? I'm not explaining basic things *cries*

Sounds like excuses yawn

Sounds like illiteracy issues

tfw ywn find a bf as tall as you

Stay mad whore I'll keep on #winning

Out of two of us only one is the whore and it ain't me.

Nope i'm white though your not wrong the vast majority of like under 5"6 guys here are chinks or pakis, and even they seem to be getting taller i feel.

If I had a short bf I would definitely make fun of him and treat him like a child

Neither am I so it has to be you and you are just #lying

vsco is wearing an oversized tshirt and very short shorts so that the tshirt almost or fully covers the shorts. looking like you have no shorts is a bit dangerous for guys but with shorts just visible its a diamonds summer look.

Buying a one dollar roasting pan and a whole chicken or pork loin is likely cheaper than what he's getting at Burger King all told, and way more to eat. You literally have no idea what you're saying. Highly doubt you've ever cooked on a budget.

Nu uh you're just jealous of my virginity and purity of my soul #staymad #iwinagain #own3d

I thought you want a tall bf
I'm a virgin too though also your soul isn't pure since you're a topoid

tfw no big strong bf to plap with the full knowledge that he could turn the tables on me at any moment

Does anyone here actually have sex?
Like, gay sex?

I wish I had sex, but no bf will ever love me.

No I don't have a boyfriend which is why I'm here

what about if he bites you like a child though? my number one strategy against tall people.
It's still r9k dumby.

You can all be MY bf if you want

That's why I said "if". I'd be ok either way but I doubt he would be as tall as me nyaaaa

also your soul isn't pure since you're a topoid

Nice toxic gayder roles
That's hot actually. Imagine the internal thought process/struggle. I could see the fear in his eyes even if he was "in control"
I would probably melt because that's cute af

This nigga wants a harem

We're only gay ironically, some of us have fujo gfs but we mostly have straight sex

Why would I

Proves my point by posting porn while whining about the truth

Certified steelix post tm

Glasses help cover up the dark circles under my eyes

But they also hide my eyebrows, one of my more attractive features

Such a conundrum. They also help me see I guess

I suddenly don't wish to have sex, and I'll never be enough for it.

I'll keep you fed and take you on walks and stuff

I can do that myself why would I need you

Can you kiss yourself?

No but you didn't mention that also why would I want to kiss you

I don't wear shorts with it either just underwear it's the most comfy way.

I dunno, it might feel good

half moons like dumbledore. solved

How do you know huh fuckhead

Fantasizing about suicide because my problems seem insurmountable and there isn't anything that could make life worth living

I know it would feel good for me.
Boys who talk a lot have tasty lips

I don't get it yay

I don't think kissing me would feel good because I'm not cute or funny or anything
It's okay you're just a dumb topoid beast understanding isn't in your nature

I'm not going to eat dinner tonight

If I convert to catholicism will I be a hypocrite?

Stop stealing my feels. I just find something to distract myself from thinking about it.
I that why you rarely understand anything? Top meow arc

I just turned 34 years old today let's goooo

No it's because I'm brain damaged yay

That's ok
My standards are low

Not low enough for me yay

Prime twink years

What's the difference, top meow?

Hot, hope you need a slightly younger boyfriend

I wanna know how many times hue masturbated to that meow pic he keeps spamming

Tops are born stupid and evil I was snart before getting brain damage from mental silliness also I'm a cool chaste pure bottom

who said you had to surmount anything?

You were born evil tho. You have no choice but to become the top now that you're braindead lol. You're going to have to put that thing between your legs to use whore.

I can't afford to worry about the future I'm too poor and brown and I live in miami

you go out like that? bolder than i.

tfw no bf who owns a pair of cute stompers

Idgi waa
Okay bend over bitch

you go out like that? balder than i.

Also you are born as a top or you're bot, nobody becomes one

Uh oh I didn't mean to use it on me!!!!!!!

Why not you're as much a bottom as I am a top

wanna bet kid?

Ok whatever you won't even be able to use it lol

True because I'm a bottom yawn owned #again

I still didn't lose because virginity saved

tfw no bf who likes pulling back his foreskin and showing me his penis

Why didn't you fuck your ex? Never got that far? Or some other reason?

Why didn't you fuck YOUR ex? >:(

my mustache looks like this but i have fabulous hair on top too

top bottom who cares? i like BOYS. i like MEN with BELLYBUTTON PIERCINGS

You fap to Garfield

you black hair folks with your silky waves. i have hair like luke kelly.

I didn't like him like that and we didn't date long enough to end up that far I also didn't feel safe with him because I was alone with someone way stronger than me in a foreign town

you black hair folks with your silky waves. i have hair like martin shkreli

not true i do not jerk off. i have wet dreams and dribble chunks in my sheets like a man

Ok but why did you ask me that. It's kinda rude and personal waaaaa

I would never date a german because they're too autistic and don't understand comedy. Seriously look up german comics and see what they laugh at.

To be mean obviously? Because I hate you.

I thought we were friends ;-;

tfw no bf who doesn't respond to hue bait

Lol lmao

No actually I apologize I was just curious and understand in retrospect that it was tactless to ask

tfw no bf who can actually cook unlike pxl or lavender

Yay friend meow. He wanted to get married first and we broke up before we got to that point. It's ok if you were curious it's just the way you said it sounded like you were making fun of me and being mean.

tfw no bf who isn't a thread personality

If you could pick would you rather be in a bottom x bottom or top x top relationship and why?

How cuteous yay

Bottom x bottom obviously

top x top sounds fun

Top v top is more common in most cases, but bottom x bottom would be more relaxed and better i feel. might be biased though for bottom reasons.

bottom x bottom probably. bottoms are cuter
Yay yay

This seems likely a highly illogical relationship in pic.. Also i dont see why me biting you would be cute but fair enough.

tfw no bf to smoke weed lmao with

i'm busy smoking it by myself lmao :(

Steely I'm lonely waa

I don't want to be with either, but I'll choose bottom because we won't have to have sex.

I'd like to try pic rel
What's illogical about that pic? That's just the gaytriarchy speaking
Biting as a form of self defense is cute because it's so childish and useless and what am I supposed to do against that? I'd just think it's cute and give up.
Noooooo don't be lonely :((((

Okay *kills self*

That's not a solution either. How was your day so far? Did you do anything fun?

*kills self*

if only that could happen, please make it real

He can't. Who am I supposed to argue with if he does?

I slept until like 15 and laid in bed for tqo hours then I went to get some squid bones for my lil bros snails and for a long bike ride then I visited my folx to drop the squid bones off and to fix my tire and sent a query to a therapist about a introductory session which made me stressed. Overall my day felt pretty wasted and I am very tired sniffle, at least I managed to finish the book trilogy I've been working on a while
Okay now I won't just to Sprite you yay

i take it back sorry but sometimes you can be incredibly spammy

Holy shit that seems like a productive day to me. Except the sleep part. You're so sleepy. Yay meds.

squid bones

The what? F-for snails?!
When is your session? What was wrong with the tire?

Can I use olive oil as lube if I wanna shove something up my ass?

One of you bottoms should help this anon out

Okay so what
Yeah but I would've wanted to watch anime and paint and stuff but didn't have time or energy again which is kind of a bummeur

Scuttlefish shells for calcium, they're a common thing to feed to birds and reptiles (and snails) I think

I don't know yet depends on his answer

Fuck off whore
Oh and there was a shard of glass in it because someone had broken a bottle on the road

virgin "bi"

No thanks, even I have some standarts

You might but get some of the proper kind, you don't have to ancientgreekmaxx

I'm at my parents' cuz I dropped out of uni (again), so I can't really buy sus stuff like that

Which anime did you want to watch? Do you have a large backlog? I figured you'd have free time now that you don't work waaa

Scuttlefish shells for calcium, they're a common thing to feed to birds and reptiles (and snails) I think

I sees. Thanks for the biology (?) lesson
And you fixed that all by yourself? I'm so useless waaaa

Why don't you like bisexuals?

Just hide it under your bed or in your closet or something

I have the original gundam underway and my friend lent me his dvd collection of gits: stand alone complex so that I could watch the first season and we could then watch the second season together. I do have mire time but it all goes to waste because I sleep so much. Repairing bike tires is the easiest thing ever....
I don't like people telling me to have sex witth strangers

ywn have a cosplay bfdress you up

I find their prison gay cope and hypocrisy very off putting

You still at dvds? Bwahahahah look at this old man bwahahahahaha grandpa actually that's pretty cool I have a ton of dvds and cds I can't play anymore :((((

Repairing bike tires is the easiest thing ever....

Maybe for a top

Why don't you let them empty their balls in you regardless?

Aww why not I play them on my ps4

Tops are too dumdum for stuff like that tho, you're a prime example of that fact

I wish a nice gay top who is my bf would empty his balls into my mouth sigh....

I wish I was a chad bottom and knew how to repair cars, at the least the normal four wheelers. Meow is a repressed top.

I am a fucking tard. if I don't find a bottom to take care of me I'm going to die under a bridge

How so? Literally anybody could change a bike tire. Even steelix or (you)

Would you rather have gay friends or straight friends?

I thought you were talking about a motorbike.

Lmao I don't have a license you're kinda dumb

I don't find them attractive and not into humilation rituals

I don't have a PS4 and globohomo faggots thought it's a good idea to rid PCs of physical disk insertion or whatever the correct term is. I used to have so much fun with my cds :c
Now they're just collecting dust if mom didn't throw them out.

you're a prime example of that fact

I'm so useless I need a babysitter bf to teach me how to do anything
I definitely couldn't!

bro we are three

why does your little bro get snails and you get nothing

Can't you just get an usb cd reader

How tf would I know, I don't know you like that, you could get a licence in the army.

I pretty much only have gay friends became I met them on Anon Babble and they're all cool so I guess gay. Straggots are annoying about sex talk.

He got them from his girlfriend I'm too evil to care for pets yawn

oil will get everywhere and it's hard to clean up. if you use it in the bath it will be slippery for weeks. vaseline, conditioner or moisturizer are better substitutes. some use coconut butter which is a lot like vaseline.

I didn't know that was a thing but I also don't wanna spend money on it but maybe one day I will :D

Dude weed haha weed hahaha it never gets old smoke smoke

Yeah so why assume it was a motorbike and not a bicycle which doesn't need a license
Meow your loss

Not eating is hard. But I said what I said and now I have to do it. I suffer but in the end it's all pointless.

are you vegan or something? if you would eat a snail or a shrimp, having one as a pet is always less bad, even if it only lives an hour more.

Ok but we posted at the exact same time which is pretty cool yay

it is pretty old actually; its not clear if it or alcohol cane first (aside from natural fermented-fruit alcohol which monkeys and elephants sometimes grt drunk on).

eat a candy bar

No I'm just tired and Bad at taking care of things
You're pretty cool yay for a topoid

What is clear is that India is the anus of earth. It's called that because streets are full of poop. Sometimes they wrestle in shit and they even have a cowshit festival.

I forgot that you have a normal bike and it sounded like you're fixing more than a tire or a spoke.

i said i fixed the tire didn't I

I said I'm not going to eat anything and I'll stick to it. And I don't even have one and stores don't work at this time. Technically I could go to a gas station but I'm not going to waste 40 minutes of my life for something I don't even need. Instead I'll waste my time typing out this pointless reply when I could've just ignored what you said.
#meowCertefiedTopBeast
Thank you *is proud*
Are you american? Everyone has a bike r-right?

in my city, europiean iphone people let their fat dogs shit everywhere, and sometimes i see them step in it in their squishy hokas and not notice. what kind of idiot has a dog in the city?

I'm tired yawn but I should get up

it dooesnt matter if youre bad at it. however bad you are is more good than eating it, which you already do. not, you know, precisely, but still.

Did you know transexuals make 40% of all homicide attempted in the Caribbeans?

where the hell boonie you live in? you aint got 24 hour shoprite?

I'm tired. Yes you did, but there are many kind of tires.
No. Yes.

Why doesn't anyone here make art of r9gay? We could make storymanor art and have a draw story contest

whats a transexual? is that like a wizard?

Get up at this time? I was about to go to bed but first I'll need to take care of something
That's evil and capitalist. But if you read carefully you'll see I said gas stations work all night and I could get drinks, snacks or sweets there.

You said you fixed a tire which is why I though it was something More than a tire or a spoke

Yawn idgi
I gotta drink more water

you ever been in a shoprite? i dont think theyre capitalizing on much lately. grocery stores basically dont make any money. and its good for the people really, you wanna talk commie like, cause otherwise people got to go to 24 hour mcdonalds if they work at night and need to eat, or they eat at the gas station like you said. 24 hour shoprite a mom who works at night can go spend her ebt on fruits and veggies and a piece of chicken at 4 am and get her kids breakfast ready before school. just a gas station around those kids living on slim joms. capitalist, baka. you just getting fucked and dont know it.

Why? You want to drink all the oceans, season, rivers and lakes too? Why do you think you deserve all that water?

Does anyone here spit on women runners?

I'll wake up thirsty if I don't drink more

You can milk a cow but you can't milk a snake. Funny how that works.

peep the sack heheh

You're always thirsty tho

tfw no tard wrangler bf

did you know that it turns put snake oil actually works? its like pure omega 3s or something.

Snakes are milked for their poison though

Yeah I don't drink enough water and sleep more than half the day

you can milk a certain kind of snake uwu...

How often do you fap? Are you a bottom or a top? Let's see who are the real coomers

whats in the green box on the bottom, crayon flavored gogurt?

13 times a day, top

between 3 and 5 and up to 8 times a day. I'm an old ugly old virgin but bottom in spirit. I'm an outliner though as I've always been a massive coomer.

I'm fapping to boyfeet as I type this

Oh who am I kidding I always been a massive bottom

1-2 times a day on average

Meow x Story is my favorite ship of this thread, do you agree?

coomer top ^

No I'm a bottom yawn

what do you coom too?

Images and videos depicting penis usually

solo or sex? anal or oral?

solo penis stuff or actual gay sex?

Solo, watching other people have sex feels awkward to me and I get jealous of the bottoms

Do you imagine the guys in the solo vids fucking you or you sucking them or what? Anal or penile masturbation?

I imagine both. I masturbate normally, anal masturbation is too much of a hassle even though it feels good because I cum way too fast

Used to be once a day for the longest time on average but lately I usually do it twice a day. In the morning when I wake up and probably before bed unless I get horny before that. I've been more horny lately and bored and also I'll have less free time soon and less opportunity to fap.

What do you do with the cum? Tissue? Eat it? Load size?

Eat it, pathetically small even if I abstain for a few days

we're similar meow, I also it and my load size is also small due to me cooming so much and do often.

Okay but mine is small regardless

meow needs to top story already

I'm not a top though and story is gross

Well mine is never that big even if I do abstain for a few days, which I have and can do. I also never shoot, it dribbles out.

yes you are a latent dom top and story is you but american

Masturbate less I guess

I'm so pathetic my loads are as small as my chance of surviving 10 years after my mom's death

Weak bait yawn

Having a bf even if we don't fuck would be nice because he could just make me sniff his foot while I fap

meow has friends, is in school for a degree that isn't a joke and has a job. Oh and he was in the army too. he's way better than me.

I'm so pathetic everyone is so much better than me *strokes his mutilated small penis*

I've never claimed to have a small penis, merely average sized, it is mutilated though.

I'm so pathetic my average size is still more pathetic than small somehow *jerks off harder*

I don't fap at all, never have. Bottom.

I'm tired but still have to cum before I can focus on youtube in bed

Why not? Not judging just curious

This is so disgusting

Why are so many gay men into scat fetish stuff
I will never be able to date because most gay men are secretly disgusting scat fetishists

Even if they hide it from me they will have done stuff like that in the past and how could I ever kiss or touch someone who has done something so horrible and disturbing

Everywhere I search around online it is normalized and people make accusations that "if you hate on scat then you are secretly a fetishest" like people say about being homophobic

On instagram and other places online I keep seeing people talking about "painting" and "being painted" (which means doing scat fetish stuff on someone)
And they talk about poop and whatever else like it's some funny quirky cute thing

It is disguisting and horrible I hope all of these people die

Are all gay men like this is there atleast one person who feels like me and hates these people and disguisting fetishes and just wants to have a normal wholesome relationship without weird evil fetish stuff to "spice it up"

I would rather being gay be illegal and you people be hung then have to ever see something so evil be normalized or have to interact with people who are so sick

Please reply to this with how you feel so I can gain a better understanding of how "average" gay men feel about scat fetishes

I think it is unacceptable and even to the level of people saying "whoops haha accidents happen" or that "butts are full of **** it's only natural" are evil
Statements like that are coded secret scat fetishism that they are trying to normalize like a psyop

I will be a asexual for like before I ever even interact with someone so horrible

I don't like scat and find it disgusting but you are annoying and I wish you would die

Emptied my balls to go better with my empty heart

Gross ew nobody asked ew

I am annoying for taking a stand against something so horrible???? And I should die???

I think it says alot that you would take a evil fetishests side over someone fighting against that

well all gay men have a certain affinity for it since we either want to fuck or get fucked up a hole designed for defecation. That said wanting to do it sexually is gross.

You're annoying for shitting out a wall of text calling everyone itt scat fetishists for no reason. Die.

yes, it was a very good deal and the flavors were crayola, batman or minecraft.

It's not gross and you know it waaaa

Batman is not a flavor

Convince me otherwise of course it's gross

all gay men have a certain affinity for it since we either want to fuck or get fucked up a hole designed for defecation.

No not me
I do not agree with anal sex only oral sex

The problem is that would only work if I was able to date a virgin or something
Someone who never did something so horrible in the past and is not secretly hiding horrible fetishes from me and was okay to only do oral in our relationship

I would let them have sex with women if they needed to do something like that so badly

I did not call "everyone" scat fetishests I said most gay men seem to be from what I have seen
And then I asked for anons feelings so I could make a better judgement

From what I have seen so far I am correct

You are extremely defensive and the other anon is saying it is basically only natural for gay men atleast to a certain level

I think I see the point he is making but I do not agree at all

I think maybe that is the "sin" of being gay
Anal sex is inherently linked to scat fetishism which is why it is evil

You can be gay without doing anal sex but people are to degenerate to not do that

There is nothing gross about a man letting off some steam at the end of the day. It smells really nice too after you unleash it from underwear. It's only natural *shrug*

Yes you did. You're annoying and I hope you die. Learn to express yourself with fewer words.
Not convinced. Gross.

Whatever you say hypocrite whore

Waaa how am I a hypocrite stop just saying stuff with no rhyme or reason

Teasing brats are so peak

No brats are annoying and should be disciplined

stop just saying stuff with no rhyme or reason

That's all you do!!!!!!
You love cocks so why are you acting like it's gross to touch one bloo

No brats should be obeyed (sometimes)

N-no I don't meow....
Literally why

Liar boring doublespeak bleh

Because it's hot (sometimes)

batman flavor would make me feel like i'm taking a cool item out from my utility belt whenever i ate one

Prove it's a lie you can't hahahahaa

Idk I'd think it's boring if I was trying to be bratty and the top just yielded

*Pulls up meows posting history*
Hisss liar bloo

Yeah but it would be funny and you deserve to suffer for trying to be a brat and not being happy for getting what you ask for lol

Well do it then pull up a post where I say I love cocks

Being bratty is a veiled way of asking for something else though meow

Waaa I wanna be annoying at my bf until he snaps and cuddles me super hard so that I shut up

i find the whole bratty act incredibly tiresome. it's you being shitty and toxic and trying to play it off as cute. go be a brat by yourself if you can't act right.

A valid opinion but like any kink it's something you establish boundaries and shit for yanno I wouldn't wanna actually get on my bfs nerves I just want to play a little cat and mouse game

masturbates to cocks daily

Sure thing lying meow. Pic rel is you:

Being bratty is a veiled way of asking for something else though meow

I know XD that's why it's funny. Maybe be more direct and say what you really want baka

Waaa I wanna be annoying at my bf until he snaps and cuddles me super hard so that I shut up

I'd do this to my bf whenever he said or did something cute tho. If he was bratty that sounds like an invitation for sex

I wanna have jojo-esqie battles of wits daily with my bf

That doesn't mean anything....

Waa whatever I'll never get a bf anyway

history degrees are real idiot. he actually is in a semi fake degree lol. undergrad "neuroscience" is a joke; you can't properly start learning that without all of undergraduate biology and much additional chemistry first. like, you need to be able to understand how a synapse works from atoms up in order to actually understand nerves.

It means you're a cock hungry fag (not a bad thing) and a liar (very bad)

yeah the butthole is not for fucking, are you retarded?

tfw no bf with a degree in trying and failing to fix story

What does that meannnnnnnn
Okay sowwy I won't lie about loving cock anymore

seems like it would take at least an Associates in Business and 5 years experience in project management

You think I don't know that already? Weird flex

who is flexing? someones being emo and im pointing out theyre wrong.

Yeah I just found your analysis of my degree to be funny

It means every interaction we have would be a subtle battle for dominance no matter how mundane (I'm joking)
Good. Also dont say I'm gross for doing normal things anymore thanks

My fat ass is the only emo thing in this thread. I never could get into emo fashion because of my grandad and my hair started thinning around that time. I'm so pathetic.

Masturbating is normal announcing it is not yawn

It wasn't really a masturbation post, just a funny one. I'm not gross and you just wanted to be mean for no reason. Admit it

No I always have a good reason to be mean especially this time

i wish you'd be more direct and just like, ask me to wrestle in the grass

And what would that reason be huh?

its sad how they swindle young people and waste their time. same with "data science" majors. the old version of this was "prelaw major." that sounded like the lawyer track to young people, but it was viewed as lazier than a philosophy or history major by law schools. likewise with neuroscience - the actual way into the field is to study biology thoroughly as well as relevant chemistry and physics and then get research internships in neuroscience related things. "neuroscience major" sounds bigbrained but its just worse.

ain't no one wanna wrastke you nigga

tfw no bf with the degree in posting his store gets

Going to get my wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow wish me luck

Way to miss the point yawn, insect
It being gross
Blud is yapping even though nobody asked :skull:

you dont get the last word with that sort of babble around these parts. listen to me, kid, or theyll be fillin your head with fears and tryna get you in some kinda miserable career before you know it.

Kinda funny how brats would always be in control since they're just getting you to do what they want and probably think how you're dumb for thinking you're in charge when you just got manipulated. And if you do something they don't like it's rape
No it's funny not gross. You suck >:(

this is why people don't like hanging out with you..

I kinda don't care
Okay it's not gross but please stop announcing it okay thanks

What is why and how do you know that what

Ok Iwill thank you for saying it's not gross yay

you do care, because you keep responding.

Yay

Now I'm kinda horny since cocks were discussed so much baka
I care about responding, not about your opinion

You can't read and are dumb. He said kinda. In practice this means he likes the attention but not how you show it.

Sorry even tho it's not my fault

Meow such is life

right but responding just to respond means you like lose?

Do you want something? I'm here to talk to people, who the fuck are you?

He gets attention so he wins retard

How so.
Yay

Nya sou desu ne =(o.o)=
Getting sleepy I'm bored waaaaa

Same but I don wan slep yet

I'm getting attention too. Zero-sum game.

I need it more so I win

Same but I also don want sleep yet. Was bored entertain me waaa *throws toys around the room*

cause i said what i said and you have nothing to say about it? how else?

Okay what you wanna do wanna play a game?

What type of game yay

It's actually bad for both of us. I didn't say win-win. And it wouldn't matter then who won more anyway.

I kinda don't care so why would I have anything to say yawnnnnnnn

That anon who said you couldn't emulate GBA on an iPhone was fat and wrong. There are plenty of emulators on the app store now. We could all play a Fire Emblem game together, and see who makes it furthest.

I'm a socially autistic schizophrenic so I don't get what you mean

replying implies you have something to say.

The kind where I fall asleep and you'll be left alone snzzz
Ogey yawn

we are both yawning and sleepy. we are so tired of each other.

I'm an autistic schizo too and I know full well what I mean so skill issue maybe

So mean. What a good friend. I wouldn't be alone, jerk. Frick off already bye

Aww I'm not tired of you steelix
Not necessarily

Meow sowwy but I should really sleep the sun is already coming up

Don't care fug u bye
Good night

there's certainly no need to type out that you dont care a 5th time.

Nini steeler
But I really don't

Pxlschizo is genuinely dumb as a rock, who knew?

yeah, you told me that already why do you keep telling me that?

Because it doesn't seem to registerwith you

it does register. you said that you only care about replying, so that's worked out...but what if i also care about replying, and then we're stuck?

addicted to attention

keeps feeding him

wonders why he is still responding with zero effort put in

He doesn't care about you as long as he can milk yous out of you lol. It would only be a positive for him. You can think you won as much as you want he don't give a shit.

who asked you anything?

i am going to go on a mission starting tomorrow

I don't have to be asked to speak because I'm not a dog you subhuman schizophrenic

it was a rhetorical question. talk about something else if you want.

I meant to say permission woopsie poopsie

I wanted to talk about this situation. You're dumb as hell on a public forum and I want to point it out. I will talk about what I want as always.

i will save my local hogwarts from being privatized or leave this city, and ive already told the two other people i know so its happening.

I've never started one beyond the first hour or so. Think it was on the GBA.

ok. i know the situation. whats the last thing you snacked on? im hungry but dont know what i want.

tumblrfag save me aaaaaaaaa

they a bitch and a half really. final fantasy tactics is chiller but the choke points are still hard as fuck if youre playing naively.

fft is excellent really i love these guys and the other weirdoes and the turn system is so much better than in fe where all the enemies rush your weakest point in turn.

Not eating is really hard. But whatever. Going to sleep soon. Breakfast is just one sleep away!

I hate the gnawing hungry feeling, one reason I'm so fat. Though when I get really scared or under a lot of stress I lose my appetite. I didn't eat for almost a week when mom was in her final days, it was the day after I had set up her funeral that I finally started eating again.

How do I get a twink bf I'm going insane
It's like they don't exist irl

you gotta be out n about to not eat. nobody ever sat round in candy bar castle not eatin the candy bars.

i seen this skinny guy with royal hair around me twice in form fitting printed tops

Burger King is also really good after dinner...and it's free burger day after all. For another hour and change, anyway.

Is sucking cock for video games gay?

I admit I get the 5 dollar duo OCS a ton. It's a decent amount of food for 5 bucks.

Rodeo burger.

Drunk night walk to Burger King for rodeo burgers until I'm full, there's a good time. I get them two at a time. The Burger Kings near me are a little far though. Don't like crossing wide roads blurry. And the McDonalds is close, but there's always teens and moms in there. Burger King is all single guys and tough women.

fast food late at night is never good, it's all leftovers from dinner.

I live in a city, buddy. They're 24 hours and always on, churning em out fast as they can. Places aren't that busy inside but they're serving a constant line at the drive-thru and pumping out delivery orders as well. Means the inside is comfy, plenty of empty booths, but everything's fresh as hell since they're running on all cylinders for car and delivery fatties.

Thinking about how busy inside they used to be makes me sad, though. I think I'll just stretch for a while and then smoke weed. There's White Castle pretty close to me as well. I will think on it.

well that would explain it, my small city doesn't have that. All the insides close at 10 or 11 with the drive thrus staying open to mate 1 or 2, with only taco bell open to 4 or 5.

I might be about to get a deal at Checkers for a cheese double and a large fries for $3.

we have rally's and the only one is downtown, in a bad area of town so I never go down there. Are they any good? I've never actually eaten there.

I like the whopper jr
you live in a tumorous overgrown town, there's only a handful of real cities in the country

They're a better deal for a better burger, because they have no indoor seating or amenities. Beware, it's a real big burger.

It's considered a small city by population but it really is an overgrown town. 'town' is even in the name of it.

how much has changed with /r9g/ since 2018?

Never tried a whopper jr but I like the regular one

Wrong, pipsqueak. Cities that existed in the 1800s are real cities, even if they're still small. Even tiny cities in the Northeast and Midwest have real downtowns, although they are sometimes sad.

You aren't talking about Cincy? Where did I get mixed up?

my brain is my enemy

I don't live in cinci, north of it and well out of the metro area, even the suburbs of it. Not in dayton either. I'm not saying any more for fear of another 'incident'.

to be completely honest the anime girl posting was hegemonic. there's still a whole lot of anime but at least it's not just borderline lolis everywhere

but at least it's not just borderline lolis everywhere

smug anime girls has always been Anon Babble culture

it was overwhelming but I'll give you that it was the best normie repellent possible.

in 2003 maybe

in 2003

what gatekept people back then was something a bit more saucy than loli smugness

normies never started liking anime girls unironically

#2544 will be the last thread, ever

you have no idea how much cp was posted on Anon Babble before 2007. no archives for a reason

Those cities are only 50 minutes apart. By normal American reckoning, you live "around" or "by" both of them. People drive farther than that to the mall, sone places.

Not unless a car hits me on my walk home. Could happen, people are driving like maniacs lately.

yeah I don't like driving. If it isn't in town then I'm not going. I've only driven on the interstate one time and that was to take a cat to the vet when the the one I normally take them to was closed.

What the hell? How did you get a license? No one taught you to drive on the interstate? It's a lot safer than 45mph+ county roads, statistically. People in trucks drive like maniacs out there though.

i'm so tired of ohio

interstate driving wasn't part of the driving test. It was a few blocks of city driving then maneuverability test with the cones. That was it. My grandfather taught me and he took me on the interstate maybe twice, then only to the next exit and back so I guess I've been on it a little more but those times were years ago, back when I was 18-19. Driving solo I've only done it the one time and while I did okay, it was nerve wracking and I wouldn't do it again unless I had to.

Bizarre. It's like you grew up on a farm where they didn't show you the outside world. You should practice, in case of an emergency if nothing else. Go out at night when the road is empty and drive the same route a few times to learn the road, then try it in the day. Being a cautious driver is good; most err in the opposite direction.

mom hated driving on the interstate too, grandpa did it without any problems. When he was alive in fact any time we had to go somewhere far away he would insist on taking us there. That's likely why mom never liked it, she was used to him driving.

I hate to say but this was intentional on his part. My grandmother was a control freak and always had to have her way. She didn't like mom (or me) having any independence at all. grandpa for his part just did as he was told. he was functionally illiterate and needed her.

next junction

Still too early to bake, this one is only on page 5.

interstate driving is usually pretty comfy, beats grinding through downtown traffic

I think my issue is the newness, I hate new things but once I've done it a few times it becomes less of an issue.

1 in the morning with morning wood, 0-2 randomly throughout the day, and maybe 1 last one before bed.

It's always a guaranteed morning wood jerk but the rest are up to chance.

bottom ^_^

it's a common yaoi trope that the top gets mad if the bottom comes to quickly but i don't get why me coming doesn't make my ass any less fuckable? i don't see why he'd mind in real life

why do you have the Chinese newspaper if you can't read it? and where did you even find it?

I'm using wired rn because my galaxy buds plus stopped accepting any charge no mater how i jiggel them in the case, after a month or two needing to be jiggeled to charge and the case only being able to charge them from zero once instead of the 2-3 times they used to be able to charge, because i want to was sammy is going to release at the unwrapped event this year since the current offerings don't thrill me.

*cute anime boys
my will override his will because i am smarter and cooler and cuter owo

and where did you even find it?

Ranch 99 is an asian supermarket, you can always find the epoch times there

I hope my fbf doesn't mind, maybe it'll make me less tight or feel like I don't wanna keep going.