Im an assistant manager at a chipotle shop and since its summer lot of college and highschool students are getting jobs. Recently an attractive tall guy came to work and is wooing all girls at workplace. So im planning on making his life as annoying and insufferable as possible.
Any ideas
Im an assistant manager at a chipotle shop and since its summer lot of college and highschool students are getting...
hey man I've been there. give him extra work, stay on top of him and dress him down for fucking it up. its not complicated. be an asshole. don't forget to raise your voice.
Anything you try to stick on Chad is just going to backfire on you Pedro.
Womp womp you brown turd
this, chad has god and destiny on his side
see anime, where the villain is always a guy that was cursed by destiny and god, he always loses because the protagonist who was blessed by god and destiny will automatically win everything
suck him off or get topped by him
I can't believe people like you actually exist Jesus Christ, just be happy for the guy what's to be gained with this retarded spitefulness
Hes not wooing them, foids are just Chadosexual lunatics, your coworker could recite the exact transcript of a lolicon rape hentai and foids would giggle and call him funny.
for the guy what's to be gained with this retarded spitefulness
you clearly are a normalfag. fuck off, faggot.
Chads dont gain women, women gravitate to Chads like magnets, it means all women automatically belong to Chad you coping fuck.
reminder Chad has reality bending powers. It's sorcery that even a high level wizard like OP is completely unprepared for.
Defeatism incarnate
Literally NOTHING you can do will ever hurt Chad.
Getting him to quit your dead end loser job would just be another gift to him.
He'll land on his feet with something better and with hotter girls.
t. falling upward Chad
I might train him wrong or say wrong order to have him make a fool of himself. Like add tomatoes but customer wants some other ingredient then yell at him for messing up. It will feel so good
Im not a spic
This is an incel board not pol
Cuck fantasy
Fag
Why would I be happy for others you cuck. It feels good to see others fail thats why. He makes me suffer by his presence alone so I should get back at him
Yeah so how do I make his life hell
Fuck off cuck
Just cause of this post Ill make him get worst shifts
Wow imagine being this miserable, I do not envy your life sir
How short are you so that in retaliation I can treat manlet sadists like you like the pieces of shit you truly are
Schedule him only to work with the shitty nig employees that i know you have a few of
Wow how could a 26 yr old virgin who works a dead end job not be wholesome and nice. Fuck you
Most nigs here are half breeds dont think owner has ever hired full breed nigs.
I'm unemployed and somehow manage it at 30, be better, I need some competition up here at the top
Not defeatism, its simply reality, you can literally make a fake Chad account and "woo" any vagina you want.
Yeah and do you want an award for being nice? Plus you dont actually interact with these people who ignore you and laugh as they flirt.
Cuck fantasy
cucked reality*
How vagina infested is your workplace, that determines whether you can successfully fuck him over.
Alright put him on the more dead shifts but understaffed and only with other dudes
70% women so lets say avg shift is like 4-5 people 2/3 would be women
No but your resentment and spitefulness is just going to eat you up from the inside, it's a horrific toxic way to go through life, and again I ask how short are you because it must be pretty go damn short for you to not even muster up a serviceable jestermax build
I didn't know someone could be this based.
*God original
Im 5 foot 10 but in end resentment and spitefulness is what fuels me. Being able to make other people sad or angry gives me a sense of pleasure as a sort of gotcha to help normies feel what I constantly feel.
im planning on making his life as annoying and insufferable as possible.
Any ideas
Just be yourself. I already find you annoying and insufferable and I don't even work at your chipotle shop.
Learn how to be funny and be the village fool/comedian, women find that much more enthralling than some simple handsome guy, handsome guys are a dime a dozen, become a skillful jester and rob him of his harem and it'll be much more rewarding than just stewing angrily in the corner
70% women
Oh your completely screwed holy shit
No I could care less about women since my dick doesnt work due to SSRIs.
Then why care that they're talking to Chad, just indulge in idle daydreaming why even let this eat up any of your attention
Cause I have nothing in my life to look forward to and ruining other peoples day makes me feel better. I have no friends , no hobbies , no money and no skills so thats why
It doesn't take a genius to figure out this method of fulfillment isn't sustainable dude
And? Why should I care if its sustainable or not. World turned its back on me so I will turn my back on others. Im a walking corpse who wish to infects other with my drudgery
So you're brown, brown and retarded, I guess that tracks
bring your katana to work and demand an honourable duel to the death.
if he accepts you can kill him and get 1/3 his belongings, including any women. since he made an oral agreement you cant get arrested, sued, or even fired.
If he refuses, he will bring such shame and dishonour that he must at least castrate himself
You know your plan will backfire, don't you? If you treat Chad unfairly everyone will notice, and since he's Chad they already like him better than they like you. All the women at work will be complaining to the manager about you, and they probably won't limit their complaints to your treatment of Chad, they'll make stuff up.
Shortly after you enact your plan of petty vengeance your manager will call you into his office (if you're lucky) and say "OP, I've heard a lot of disturbing things about you from multiple sources and I'm going to have to let you go. Please pack your things and leave the premises immediately." If you're unlucky the manager will just start screaming at you in front of everyone, you'll sperg out, piss your pants and start to cry, and he'll shove you out the back of the restaurant while everyone laughs at you. Based on your life so far you know this is the most likely outcome.
Your only course of action is to accept your role in life as the sad sack character who's only purpose is to make Chad seem even better in comparison. Accept your fate and seethe in silence.