/britfeel/

once again in history, technology is replacing jobs, and doomsayers are talking like this is a bad thing.

Technology replaced horses then we did not need horses anymore. End of.

The main issue with AI is the high quality fake videos. We will have so many fake videos of politicians and authoritarian governments will make fake AI videos to fool their population.

Nobody will ever trust the news.

Would much rather speak to a machine than a person. Machines arent cunts.
Personally I welcome the AI revolution. No GPs? Oh you speak to a AI and it will dispense the medication needed no need to wait for 2 weeks for an appointment oh no. No more unintelligible Indian cold calling salesmen over the phone oh no. The list goes on.

Maybe instead of having all those jobs replaced by AI people will be free to become entrepreneurs. Become a BJJ black belt and start a gym. Become a landscape gardening business owner.

Bennies will have to increase tho. Some mongs will stay on bennies for life.

seen those 'tractors' they have now? pulled by neither man nor beast.

anyway, i propose a letter to the President of the United States, letting him know about this whole 'cyber revolution' we're undergoing, and how it's NOT communism:
educationanddemocracy.org/FSCfiles/C_CC2a_TripleRevolution.htm

THINKING MACHINES SHOULD BE BANNED LIKE IN DUNE. REPLACE THEM WITH MENTATS.

24 hours left of fishing, had a good night sleep. My mate has had a load of fish, I've not put the effort in, can't do the all day and night like I used to. Got my bait set for the day, going to get the rods out in a few min, see what the day brings.

they made Snake a brown man

any chance you could get a quick snap of that knife next to a ruler or tape measure?

Looks absolutely lush mate. I hope you catch some big ones. Would love to go fishing ive never done it before.

if the righties don't want blacks and tans in media they should consume more

new Hermione is 100% getting called a 'paki' every day. i think that's wrong and bullying but it's a public school for all of Britain in the early 90s.
likewise Seamus is going to get investigated by the actual Black and Tans.

not saying it's just right or wrong, just saying i want historical accuracy in my children's wizard stories.

Incels will have AI gfs.

choking for this post. bit worried the postman will ask if i'm REALLY 'Doctor Winston Chesterfield'
could be, Dr Chesterfield would never buy drugs off the internet, would he? if anything, they'd be his doctor drugs.

The new Sinn Fein/IRA/Kneecap anthem

COME OUT YE GAY AND TRANS
COME OUT AND FUCK ME LIKE A (WO)MAN
TELL YOUR WIFES SON HOW YOU SCOLDED RACISTS DOWN ON BLUESKY

add lyrics

HGV driver jobs aren't though

What is the most common fish caught? Perch? Don't tell me carp... No Walleyes over there?

no mate he will clock that it's not your name and know it's drugs
the scousers hate you lad, stop being so sus, whole operations raided because of morons like you

Major SSM news: seasideMARK is going to cut down

youtube.com/watch?v=GV7EqaF8Wm8

translator's note: seasideMARK has ran out of funds to purchase alcohol

East bound and down.

He'll be going back and doing volunteering soon

youtube.com/watch?v=JmhS282cErM

You can't walk about with an axe, yet you are allowed it when it is used as a tool for doing a job. That's muh fishing knife, not muh pocket knoife.
A thread fishing trip would be fun desu.

the scousers came back, it may be them i'm ordering from.
i think this was a wise move. test if it's all a trap, you know? i'll get caught, obviously, but then i'll know.

He's trading in the beaches and the benches for a proper grafting schedule. He'll be working in the charity jobs and the community kitchens. No more alcohol for him. A proper fresh start.

probably different scousers lad, all the darknet dealers are just regular dealers who figured out how to computer. you're just overthinking it lad and you look sus, it's the equivalent of you standing around fidgeting while waiting for a dealer, just use your real name, it's just a piece of mail like any other. if the scousers aren't complete morons they won't be saving your address in a database anyway, copied straight from the decrypted pgp message. even if they do, the very worst that will happen is the police send you a letter saying "please dont buy drugs on the internet".

human error innit, for all the fancy pants opsec you do, at the end of the day some homo sapiens is handling all this.
when the police DID give me a warning it was some dealer from ages ago who i guess just kept a little black book or something daft.
i mean really you could just order cyanide to your enemies, nothing illegal about that, is there? it's a free country?

meanwhile, some of us just want narcotics for personal use. we're only harming ourselves. might as well go lock up the emos.

Software jobs are going to AI

Proof?

i saw a guy on Anon Babble say he lost his job as an Android dev to AI, this was some time late last year.
best i can do.

Depends where fishing. I get a lot of trout on the river in my town, or perch and roach in the canals, pike, or carp in lakes. There's the common carp.

Nice, the DNR will restock many of the state park fishing areas here.

any of you losers up for a fight?

Balmaha Boatyard 9pm tonight

i run the streets, i can drive now btw

dropped 7 racks on a new BMW M3

I didn't need no bristol, I studied at the school of hard knocks now i'm richer than every uni sucker

whats for lunch de lads? me? salmon

bit worried about the postal situation.

none of you cowards would fight me, pussies

Reading last night's thread and Helper really can't take a joke can he? One person on a Britfeel thread makes up a story about him and he goes scorched earth like anyone IRL gives a fuck. As if the police would take anything said here seriously. He regularly says worse and posts a bunch of Nazi stuff. They'd be VERY interested in that.

he can dish it out but he can't take it.

Crona's loose sphincter

B-but they called him a nonce! It's libel!

i'm not afraid to grass on my mates. if the police come after me because i made a few jokes about ordering drugs online, i'll actually throw in a few choice documents from my HelperLad binder.

its as tight as they come, it has amazing grip.

why don't you come find out how tight my fist is?

my offer of talking to shippy outside the thread has been rescinded

i'd bash that fat spastics head in with a rubicks cube

anyone know what happened to sophie poster?

it's past quarter to. if anything, the post this last month or so, it's been getting here BEFORE 11. 11 was just about the norm.
when did the clocks go back/forward? noticed it around then.

still reckon it'll be 11ish, just a bit nervous. even if it's premature.

Lollers do you ever feel bad for being a paedophile?

you were all cruel to me

now nobody will fight me

you are all cowards

you're only nervous because you used a fake name, subconsciously you know using a fake name is wrong and generally a bad idea

His lawyers will have you arrested! Just as soon as they settle that bouncer mistreatment of him a couple of weeks ago.

SeasideMARK going back to volunteering. Bloody hell. Are the jobcentre plus forcing him to or is it by his own will?

going to start a charity for transgender animals

transgender animals exist and are being perseucuted by transphobic zoo keepers and other animals

nobody talks about this but I am now

nah i didn't IRL, that was all a larf. although i do actually get post to a previous tenant who set up a bunch of 'Missold PPI' and 'Free Boilers 4 U' type companies. so that looks suspicious already to be frank.

Same lad. Expecting a second N64 controller and a gameboy game today. Better hurry up. I want my things RIGHT NOW.

He always has these 'epiphanies' when he's hungover. He either says he's quitting YouTube, getting a job or quitting booze altogether. Of course he changes his mind completely the next day.

Helperlad is a nonce. He nonced at Flamingo Land, at Morrisons and at a local screening of a Peppa Pig film. He is a danger to society. Sending Flamingo Land all the details so he is refused entry!

sounds comfy. original N64 controller, or one of those fancy new replicas?

i have one of those 8bitdo pretend-SNES controllers, that has the extra modern bits like sticks. it's actually really good. nice to fire up emulators sometimes, play Sonic on a Nintendo controller like a heathen.

Found a really funny image last night. I wont share it because Im not interested in sharing pornographic material but it is jar jar binks fucking Padme Amidala while C3PO looks on in horror. Found it right funny.

seasideMARK going back volunteering

youtube.com/watch?v=pZfz8jCu9zY

Oh an official OEM one. Paid a little bit extra for a good one. OEM parts and accessories will become more scarce over time. It was only 18 quid.

11 o'clock exactly.

a lot of the time when i make these posts the buzzers goes seconds later, hopefully i can manifest this right now

Why do you lads get a kick out of being nasty to our helper? a constant barrage of abuse thrown at him all the time. Hes not that bad at all.

neato. do the sticks drift, or anything?
mine went through some abuse. apparently Mario Party was bad for it, for me it was Mortal Kombat Trilogy. horrific blister on my palm.

Oh my... This does not sound right.

Not all. This is a common thing, a few anons, or 1 samefagging anon, does not mean it is all of us.

A few years ago it happened several times but every time I sat on the toilet the postman came it happened about 7 times. I was convinced he was remote viewing or using some kind of ESP to see that I was on the toilet just to fuck with me. I had to blast out the piss from my bellend or wipe my arse faster than the speed of light to get down and get my parcel. Was right annoying.

i mean there's no GUARANTEE the post will come today. could be tomorrow. in fact, that would be good, actually, in a way.
still.

Yes they do unfortunately. The stick is kind of like a pestle and mortar made from plastic and once the plastic bowl wears out the stick drifts and becomes unusable. Theres a metal one that somebody made that lasts forever but the robbing bastard is selling it for 180 quid. And its an import so it will probably cost about 250 with shipping and import tax fees. All for a little N64 stick. Not even the full controller.
Was playing Mario party a while ago and the mini games where you have to rotate the stick a million times in a second I just avoid those ones I dont care. Not worth breaking my controller over it

Why would an adult even want to go to Flamingo Land? Isn't that something for kids? Strange behaviour imo.

He a lost sheep. He needs to come back to the herd.

They definitely need auditing

youtube.com/watch?v=kD_JURIl-bg

Kek. I want to see that now fuck sake. MEESA HORNEY!

Last night Mark looked very uncomfortable and seemed a little intimidated by those lads. Hope he is alright now. I sensed a little bit of autism in him the way he acted.

Those minigames used to drill a hole in my hand as well.

ironically it will have been the most fun/interesting thing those lads will have done for a while

Alright lad. Just for you. The one and only exception I will make. And the only time I will post pornographic material here.

well he is a lonely old alcoholic and they looked like they might be about to turn nasty, he is an easy target

Very high chance he's went undiagnosed with something in his childhood and that's why he turned to demon drink. He vulnerable and it not right.

Oh my days I've never thought of a Gungan having sex or being naked before. Always loved the theories about Jar Jar being a sith.

Never been to flamingo land. Do they actually have flamingos there?

Just kids and nonces like HHL

Loved boss Nass he was my favourite gungan. Recently watched the phantom menace after not seeing it since 1999 and I really enjoyed it. Not sure why people have been calling it shit for the past 26 years it was a great film. Yeah the jar jar parts were abit cringe but you have to understand that the film is for children so there is going to be comedy for kids in it, fart jokes ect.
Id take the prequels over the modern star wars shit any day.

I always loved The Phantom Menace. There's a real sense of adventure and it has great set pieces like the podrace. I also think the music is the best of the entire series. I'd take the prequels over the sequels any day.

Yeah I agree the duel of fates still gets your blood pumping 26 years later. I did like Liam Neeson as Qui Gon Jin, wish he had a bigger part.

I'm so out of the loop with modern Star Wars. There's like five shows I need to watch now. Bloody Hell it's as bad as the MCU.

past 11:30. utter disgrace.
i can see A postman out the window delivering to the other blocks. he's going clockwise so if he continues and loops around the back, i can feasibly see i'm coming up soonish: the block to my left gets post first, so this would all line up. still seems a bit late, if he's the one with our post. don't know how their rounds work. but this is good intel.

not a big fan of this gimmick desu

HGVanon in? Just at Hilton park myself

Really cackled at this one

i'm not a fan of it either.
but staring out the opposite window (where he'd come round to the flats on my left) isn't going to help anything is it? not going to speed things up. i've just watched a man deliver post for about 10-15 mins. felt like ages.

might give Zelda 2 a go. never beat that one.

OH FUCK lads i literally had it spot on he just came round the corner, so that's two doors to the left, those flats, then next door, then here.

i was about to go for a poo. fucking hell that was close.

Shippy is a law and order kind of guy, he wouldn't use the phone while driving.

Its fuckin hard towards the end mate even at max level with all the items and spells. Played it for the first time in years a while ago. Its a bit different from Zelda 1 and link to the past but it is still a good game. Heres a good website to use as a guide. Has detailed maps and everything.
mikesrpgcenter.com/zelda2/index.html

don't worry anti-'gimmick' anon you are almost free from my tyranny

See. Postmen know when you are pooing and they come and deliver your parcels to deliberately annoy you.

Zelda 2 can go and fuck itself to be quite honest especially that bit near the end where you're going through the canyon passage place. I fink? Been a while.

Yeah towards the last temple. Theres several caves you have to go through with those flying things. It helps if you cast the jump spell and take your time killing them. Thankfully you get a checkpoint if you die at the temple.

still have to wait. gave it a bit, nothing.
went downstairs, see if they'd left anything, nope.
decided i'd take some recycling out while i was on, ended up having to go round the back of the building because the front door lock is a bit fucked. who's that parked round the site having a fag break with his mate? Mr Postie.

every chance he was collecting the next batch of letters. any minute now, bros.

"12 o'clock mate, back to work"
that's what they'd say. extinguishing their cigarettes, lugging another sack of letters to the next address. our boys in red man. best postal service in the world.
any minute now.

Imagine there's no drivel
It's easy if you try
No seethers below us
Above us, womfy posts
Imagine all the helpers
Living womfily, I

Imagine there's no QMEE
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to rage or seethe about
And no gimmicks too
Imagine all the helpers
Living womfily, (You)

You may say I'm a spacker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the frens will be as one

Imagine no personalities
I wonder if you can
No need for weltdowns or Alizee
A brotherhood of frogs
Imagine all the helpers
Sharing all the fred, (You)

You may say I'm a spacker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the frens will womf as one

they don't do second rounds mate. he's pocketed your drugs

I shit you not Imagine came on Spotify radio when you posted this.

probably. although it looks like they've given the whole block of flats of miss: weird that. suppose they're double-backed-up since it's two days after a bank holiday, but i suppose they just felt like giving SOME OF the post a miss.
can forgive my drugs, but what if the neighbours have letters from their loved ones?

my fault for hoping. tramadol it is.

Berry nice song.

This time tomorrow, I'll be back home playing dayZ, oh yeah.

Didn't know that game was still popular. Always looked janky as fuck to me. Prefer me State of Decay 2 for the ideal zombie game.

maybe HelperLad, despite his hypocrisy, has a point. life is better without the wrugs.

going to give it until 1 just in case (they DO do second rounds btw anon, for parcels and special deliveries, sometimes they throw in tracked post too, it's happened to me)
but if you think about it, i've now got a whole day to just do whatever, life is an oyster.

Is his life is so much better without the drink and drugs why does he keep doing them? Ease his conscious due to all the noncing?

life is better without the wrugs.

It isnt

Yeah still has a lit of players, and new maps and mods coming out, I love it.

Forgot to say, some servers can be a bit laggy, depending on mods used and the map.

I couldn't ever imagine me in a job again. I'm not going to tolerate some minimum wage factory job. Now I understand why some men never work.

i guess they're just good.

oh.

Hate shit like that. Resident Evil 4 where you have to waggle the sticks for like 30 seconds in what would normally be a cut scene fucks up dualshocks and xbox controller sticks.

Too soon for this sort of thing, what a horrible man those poor people in Liverpool

i made some very 'dark' Anon Babble posts within minutes. this comedian has nothing on me.

blue humour? try navy, mate.

His career is over the people of Liverpool will never forget this

I'm in that London lads, just paid 8 quid for a pint.

you should talk to that glasses lady.
go onnn.

wot you doing in stab city

I will never respect women for as long as I am denied sex. They should be treated like shit on my shoe.

He's got the face of a white rapist. Unsettling.

Just a day out m8, just walked around Chelsea and Regents Park, had some lunch and now having a pint and a rest.

She's sitting with her son and husband (out of picture)

right so here's what i'm thinking:
wait for hair to dry, fill another box with recycling, go down to the recycling out (nothing wrong with doing that twice), check to see if they left the post downstairs.

could have went in while i was going around the back, in those 30 seconds ago. maybe that's enough time to go in, buzz, shrug, and leave a package at the entrance.

Why would I work when I don't find it appealing? It's only extra money but never enough to really have much of a different life.

I wish I could completely detach myself from my possessions then I'd not worry too much about homeless.

get a ThinkPad
no need for anything else when you have a ThinkPad.

I'm not doing some shit factory job while women do easy shit like social media manager positions.

Already have. It's quite old, though. Old enough to be in college.

me on thee left

Looks like Ruthmong got banned

You won't be doing any job mate. The times when that was an option for you are over.

aren't those the best ones? i have some newer Lenovo one, the hinge is kind of loose, i really expected it to just firmly stay in place, not slip n slide like a door.

no way is this thing lasting 20+ years then being sold as a 'used - still decent' bit of kit on eBay. i am disappoint.

Feel rough af me. Defo keeping off the wooze for a while after last night. Life's better without the wooze and drama.

!!53i4YrndgQA is his tripcode lads

Most young girls are into saying they're a bad bitch or whatever, that they slut it up, their pussy is fire etc. etc. but from the ones I've fucked they were all pretty crap lays tbqhwyf. It's all talk. They still tap out after a couple mins of hard slamming, still choke and pull up if you push their head down even slightly, have no clue how to actually throw back, no desire to try and be sexy in the moment, no idea how to move or position themselves.

They talk up a massive game but can't put out to match it and expect the guy to do almost all the work. They have sex a lot, but none of them know how to fuck. Sort of the worst of both worlds.

It's just sad life Sean at this point.

Neighbour has been hammering something into the adjoining wall for TWO FUCKING HOURS. HOW MANY FUCKING NAILS DO YOU NEED YOU TWAT?!

Marks is in his 50s. Seans only 31 and has been a ful blown alcoholic for the past 8 years.

Agreed lad. It's annoying because it doesn't take much for a woman to be good in bed. Just be enthusiastic, confident and up for a few new ideas from time to time. If they can convincingly dom AND sub then that's the icing on the cake but it's not even necessary. They just really need to be into it and act accordingly.

Meanwhile as a lad, if your penis isn't bigger than 95% of other men then you're regarded as sexually inadquate no matter what you do.

Why yes, I was just talking with a 55 year old woman at the bus stop, how could you tell?

nine years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=AMbJXNaPZQc

My mum has been shagging her new boyfriend so loud you can hear it all through the house, it's grim. Took a vocaroo so you lads can hear what I mean.

vocaroo.com/1lqYInVBsoE1

this is the final final FINAL fresh start for mark

this is the beginning of a bright future

It's annoying because it doesn't take much for a woman to be good in bed.

100%. It's truly disheartening how bad the average woman is at sex. Like when the topic has come up with lads I know online in gcs, I've asked before how many can clearly remember the last actually good shag they had and when was it. Bear in mind these are lads who for the most part can regularly get pussy and half of them couldn't even remember the last good one they got. The ones that could it was all like 'oh six/eight/ten months ago'.

Meanwhile as a lad, if your penis isn't bigger than 95% of other men then you're regarded as sexually inadquate no matter what you do.

True, but at the same time an average woman, even one who considers herself a very sexually fit 'bad bitch' type, even ones who explicitly call themselves a size queen can't for the life of them walk the walk. I've got a cock a little over 7" and most lays simply can't deal with it. Like really?

I dunno, I'm self-reflective enough to understand that this probably comes across as a weird, maybe even counter-intuitive gripe, but holy shit girls are so fucking bad at sex despite saying they're the best. Honest question, where are all the sluts?

I'd like to formally apologise for winding you up last night. It was very nasty of me and I was just bored.

The sluttiest girl who gave me the best shags I've ever had got married to some random old guy and now she's a mum. Think the whole time she was just looking for some guy who was roughly 20 years older to run her life for her and she ended up finding it.

Going to have my first OLED wank. Can stream 4K porn directly from the telly's browser. Oh it lush.

The blacks on the guy's cock will seem very deep black lad. Enjoy.

had sex with one girl as a teenager, she said her last boyfriend was bigger. never had sex since

Not into porn with black males, lad. White or Asian lasses with white males only for me de lid.

It's racist to refuse to watch porn with black men. Simple as.

A woman once told me that I was the worst sex she'd ever had, but I was only the 3rd man she's slept with

It's racist

god i wouldn't know what to do in sex nowadays. i mean you might as well have a good time with it, while you're on, but the ego boost afterglow thing was the real point. that lasted for weeks, if not months.

especially if you were in love. like damn man, a person loves you. that's insane.

BLACKED is ruining a generation of young men. Never even met a black person IRL. Starting to think they are a psyop.

with my teenage gf, she'd had sex with two lads and i hadn't. when we decided to sleep together i was shy and said i was worried about the size of my penis and she was all fed-up, 'ugh, EVERY guy says that, i don't care, it's FINE.'
then we had disappointing sex largely due to my small penis. she did say it was the smallest of the three penises, but it still didn't matter. me? i had to SEE one of her ex-bfs at school, think about his bigger, sexier dong.

luckily, we had average sex the next night. started a trend. would give anything to go back.

Would to fuck a petite lass with small tits and a big arse just once.

Personally I am a fan of Elsa Jean's vagina and the way the labia lips grip the erect penis.

If you watch porn alone and is has a man in it then you're a latent homosexual or cuckold.
Why would a straight man want to see another mans penis?

EXT. BLEAK BRITISH SEASIDE - EARLY AFTERNOON

Grey skies. Wind. Sand scattered with dog footprints and crisp packets. SHIPPY and EBIN walk side by side. Neither speaks. The silence is not comfortable, but it's companionable in a broken way.

A gull screeches. SHIPPY is holding a plastic bag with a single can of Rubicon and a packet of Space Raiders inside. EBIN's coat is zipped to the top. Hood up.

SHIPPY
You ever think it might all be... like, a test?

EBIN
Of what?

SHIPPY
Dunno. Just... something observing you. Seeing what you'll do.

(Pause.)

EBIN
I used to think that. I don't anymore.

(They walk in silence a bit more. The tide is out. A decaying pier looms in the distance.)

SHIPPY
Sometimes I wish someone would just tell me what to say.

EBIN
Same.

(They stop walking. The wind picks up slightly. SHIPPY offers EBIN the Rubicon. He takes it without thanks.)

SHIPPY
I thought you hated me.

EBIN
I did.

(Pause.)

EBIN
I don't now.

(They look at each other. Not intense. Not dramatic. Just... long. Confused. Curious. A weird moment of vulnerability neither expected.)

Then - SHIPPY steps closer. Hesitates. EBIN doesn't move. SHIPPY kisses him. It's hesitant. Awkward. Gentle. More like a failed experiment than a declaration. But it happens.

They pull away. A longer silence.

EBIN
Was that part of the test?

SHIPPY
Dunno. I think I failed it.

(They both stare out at the sea. Gulls wheel in the grey. The wind howls like a broken organ.)

EBIN
Let's not talk about it.

SHIPPY
Okay.

They start walking again. Side by side. Nothing resolved. But something shifted.

self insert of corujshe

Nuh, watching a man having sex with a woman is gay or cucked. You can self insert watching solo cam girls.

Corrr is it the fake normies talk about sex hour? Why is this always in the early afternoon.

I'm sorry that you've never had sex lad. I mean it.

Why is this always in the early afternoon.

Because they've only been awake for a few hours hahaha.

SSM's volunteering days are over. It wasn't for him

How many of you mongs were in bottom set at school?

bragging about how much of a normal one you're having

okay so why post here? back to Facebook

Not me. I did alright academically. Top set for everything.

i faked being thicker than i was to get into the middle set, then whenever they figured that out, i got moved back up to the top set ;__;

Think imma open that fresh carton of milk and have a few wuppas and grind some Fortnite. Been bedrotting all day need to sort myself out.

Why did you want to fake being thick?

I was actually top set in everything. Fucking lot of good it did me.

1.53 in the bank acct, bennies tomorrow, 6 quid in the gas, 6 quid in the leccy, water chasing me over 17 quid.
What a life, 3k on the CC to pay off as well, going to take forever.

Top set all the way all the way. Well it's not my fault I underachieved in life is it? All went downhill after uni. Lush.

Do you think grinding fortnite is an improvement over bedrotting?

Who's this fridge? She looks like she has frog ass (Hank hill ass)

to get into the middle set

i was in top set and now im a failure. yeah im great at maths and useless in the real world because for some reason they dont teach you how to do any of it and you're just expected to not be a spaz and automatically know

I've personally found that a good trick to avoid money problems like this is to get a job. Not many people know about it, but you can actually straight up sell your labour for money. The more you work, the more they pay you. It's quite a good system really, both sides benefit.

Going to the salon tomorrow as I am due for a trim, too many split ends.

is it homophobic to ask a gay where i can get some ketamine?

Will you be getting a nice wax as well while you're there to keep it neat on both ends?

Funny as the people in biggest debt are usually wagies.

Gaymer here. Don't even know what that is. Like I've heard this word but I have no conception of what it does or what it looks like. It a false stereotype. As you were x.

Haha yeah... anyway, do you think you'll find a job to help you with your money worries?

try and get a job

application rejected

one interview

humiliate myself

not enjoying this life thing very much

Chika, mate, is pegging gay? Is pegginglad a closet gayboi?

No -- I don't even think they do that, also I have a perfectly fine razor shavers at home.

Razors can be harsh on the skin, plus they don't give you as long lasting or total hair removal. Best to get waxed imo.

I know, yes, I don't enjoy using razors too, I just don't know how I'd feel about getting waxed down there.

No im a mentaller who shouldnt have control of their own finances.
I was denied a loan to move for a lucrative job, so i borrowed off a jewish loan shark, it cost me thousands in interest, I had to move into an hmo of druggies, work suffered, i left and haven't worked since.
I'll never forgive the bank, it was racism, I'm white the manager was black.

Use dipilatory creme instead, ex missus had pcos, hated shaving all the time. Eventually we got her one of those probes you put in the hair pores to zap, slow but effective.

Time to get a job and move out of the spacker home

I just don't know how I'd feel about getting waxed down there.

Like all the other hundreds of millions of women who get waxed regularly? Nobody cares, certainly not the person doing the waxing.

dont think ive ever actually been there lad, if i need a break when im in that part of the world its usually corley or even norton canes, how did your bank holiday shift go? had a ballache of a day on monday myself and an even worse one yesterday so im happy to have a day off and pretending im a neet again today

Sorta is. It's like spiritually gay.

Time to take your first trip outside the spacker home

I don't know anyone else who gets waxed, It isn't something that comes up, not even with my mother

Well yeah why would it? That would be weird. But waxing is the single most common cosmetic thing in the world besides haircuts. It's extremely common. Just go get waxed. Get a full hollywood or a brazilian, see how you like it and if it's not for you then it's not for you.

nothing wrong with being bald imo desu

If I was to get waxed I'd get everything off, I do that whenever I shave, I don't like body hair at all, makes me feel gross.

Yeah, all hair gone is full body + hollywood. A brazilian just leaves a little 'landing strip' of public hair, but brazilian/hollywood is on top of the full body which does what it says.

world wasnt made for us

need an air cut and beard off desu
been a year and a half now

Wouldn't want to be a part of that "world" anyway de lid. I'm staying in Helper's world where I don't have to deal with bullshit like that. No work or humiliation rituals for me and it's lush.

Happy to claim handouts from that same world though I bet

You do your own humiliation rituals de lad.

What quality is most important for getting laid when you are young?

Your life is one big humiliation ritual lad

being a very good liar

How can you tell if someone is autistic?

Being around women the same age as you. Whenever I talk to people who are bitter about not shagging when they were young I ask them how often they went to parties or hung out with girls and the answer is always somewhere between 'maybe like once a year' and 'literally never'. Well no shit, if you're not around them you won't be shagging them.

are we Anon Babble now?

they avoid eye contact and dont follow the flow of conversation

Amazon knows the score x

feel comfortable

women have this weird thing where they think every man is going to rape them but it only make them not "feel comfortable" if you're ugly

Oh aye
/baconmuttytime/

Red delkim bite alarm is malfunctioning, this is not good. Fugg. Really not good, I loved my delkims. Going to have to find a replacement set, if I can, they're old, but reliable.
Going to go the on site shop for 4 beers, have a drink for an old fren that has ceased to be.

So it turns out that Martin Lewis has been on the take from MasterCard, Visa and Amex since day one. Can't say I'm that shocked to have it confirmed. Always thought he was a fucking slimy weasel. Also he gives dogshit financial advice.

Coarse fishing lad or you fishing for tea?

hope eva makessure to get her butthole waxed when she gets her salon appointment

seasideMARK is LIVE having a wet shave

youtube.com/watch?v=D9M-h5h-cIk

British boys sexoo

Steak pie from dicksons for din dins. Get in.

Remember to ask Manjula politely to cook it for you, no need to be rude.

I'm not getting waxed.

Like the mince ones from there but never had the steak

Reminds me of THAT video

You should though, feels lovely to be fully waxed, especially pubes/butthole. If you've never felt it it really brings out how silky skin is without hair everywhere.

It a false stereotype.

ketamine is a gay drug. like how cocaine is a football hooligan drug. part of the culture.

Coarse fishing for carp on a lake.

owning a car.

Well I wouldn't know about all that.

corrr that looks lush me lad x

If SSM can make new friends, you can too.

re: shaving/waxing.

this is where ketamine is great for its intended, short-term benefits (if you're not addicted).
get a decent set of needle-tip tweezers and you can clear out your nostrils. not just trim them down with one of those little battery-powered things.
for shaving, get a safety razor, the ones that actually use razor blades, and a really sharp/thin pack of blades (Derby Greens are good). bit of shaving cream/foam/soap and it just glides through your hair, doesn't cause the razor burn those cartridge things do.
only waxed a couple of times but again, ketamine. probably how i'll next do my anus hairs if that's not TMI.

was thinking id get some hard wax beads and a heater and wax my legs and arms desu with you

seems too elaborate lad/lass i don't want an 'experience' i simply want the hair to from present to not-present.

You have accused HelperLad of sexually abusing children at Flamingo Land. This is unironically a seirous offence you daft cunt lol

thats basically every poat on this website kek

I,ve got some news for you de lid..

It's like a "terminally online prison-gay incel" starter pack.I'm sure making some other prison-gay incels prick hard will give you the same validation you lack from real females. Absolutely

He just talks loud and a bit fast because that's what thick shits think is considered intelligent.

Never heard of dicksons, what is it, local chain?

ChatGPT wouldn't help me report my concerns.

You are lying to the phallometry

A certain amount of turgidity, nay?

hate me boring excel job, proper dull, going to be even worse in the office and not wfh tomorrow. Think i'll bring a book with me.

yeah well i tried every other method available and none of them work very well epilating hurts, sugar waxing is messy and bad, shaving is fast and easy but grows back the next day, laser is slow and expensive. its waxing all the way

when did they did those 'gay tests' in the military or whatever, was it literally just this?
some View-Master thing and a scientist got out the callipers whenever it displayed buttfucking?

i have never done intercourse with female

is there any way of getting out of paying council tax unless you neet? I really dont fucking want to pay it

woman strikes up conversation with me at work

it's like immediate fight or flight, must get through this conversation

she's actually perfectly nice and it's no problem at all

sweating at the end of it all nervous AF

very very not good. problem lies in there nervous system dunt it. can't ratiocinate my way out of this one

Finally got me first win of this Fortnite Star Wars season. Get in there.

Wortnite coming on strong

just find a bald man and rub his head against your arms and legs, so the pattern spreads. Big Laser doesn't want you to know this one simple trick.

for some reason I have 0 social skills at work but outside of work if someone talks to me I have 0 issues, idk why this is its annoying.

How many hours you put into Fortnite?

Guess it's a bit formal and whatever. So don't wanna say the wrong thing.

would a heterosexual just not get hard? like surely just the act of stimulation, or even viewing nudity, can make you aroused?
i've mistaken objects for the silhouettes of human figures before. "cor, imagine if that slim, handsome young man was a petite, androgynous lady."

For HHL there are good people (him, animals, God) and evil people (Flamingo Land accusers, rich people, women).

whenever someone talks about having sex i get irrationally angry

the worst part is i know i probably could be like that if i actually knew where to go to be around people my own age. i fucked up

OT gets Slave Leia

PT gets tummy Padme

ST gets ????

At least you know it's irrational.

he is an autistic he has a black-and-white view of the world.
nothing wrong with that. it's just a different type of cognition.

And he'd be completely correct

The truth is that HHL molests kids at Flamingo Land. Not saying he's raped them, just a little cheeky touch on the arse. Still bad though.

Nothing irrational about disliking normgroid gynoslaves who obsess over muh (preowned) pussy

makes sense, really dont want to say the wrong thing at work, stuck with these people until I quit. Working is grim.

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At a guess I would say those posts are Ebin.

I miss having friends, plans, drinks, things to look forward to. I miss it, nay mates, fuck all to do unless I do it on my own, some things are okay on your own but I im bored af

At a guess I would say those posts are from a sad lonely spastic.

Might do me wollocks in later today, its been a while

My guess is that those posts are from a closeted gay lad, perhaps living on a tax haven island somewhere.

I require IMMEDIATE legal representation re: deeply false and damaging accusations made about me on a notorious internet forum. They are saying that I have engaged in bacon boncing activity at Flamingo Land, which is categorically false and dangerous libel.

I am due to go to Flamingo Land in September and these comments could seriously jeopardise my holiday!

My guess is that those posts are from a closeted gay lad, perhaps living on benefits.

perhaps living on benefits

nobody can say for certain he plans to do anything, it's just an allegation, we are all innocent until proven guilty.

but it's a safety concern and they should pay a little extra attention, security-wise. you know when something terrible happens and you can break down all the points of failure where it could have been avoided? just sayin.

Flamingo Land makes donations to Reform they won't like this news about Helper.

The whole place looks like it needs an overhaul. The worst part was the zoo which was dirty and the enclosures pathetically small. Lots of kiosks and food vendors were closed and the one's open served terrible, overpriced food with shockingly bad service. 25 for 2 of the saddest burgers I've ever seen and 2 soft drinks.

Christ did they go into one of the animal enclosures to pick some shite off the floor or something? Looks dry and grim as fuck.

I get the feeling HHL's carers wouldn't let him stop doing this bullshit even if he wanted to. And even if they did, where would HHL go from here? He's signed over his whole life to the care home, he has no family or friends, and he can't go and get a job because of the incident at the working men's club. The hallmark of an abusive relationship is that the abuser makes it difficult or impossible for their victim to leave. That's basically what's happening to HHL at that care home.

This looks like HHL tier food

i love a shitty fairground burger but what the fuck is that? that doesn't even look like some paper-thin gristle and breadcrumbs, that looks like black pudding or something?

My guess is that those posts are from a closeted gay lad, perhaps living on a tax haven island somewhere.

I don't think it's an Island

These super anti depressants are making me tired as fuck. Just sleeping the days away. Not happy.

might watch V For Vendetta.

Looks like a chocolate cookie. Kek. Might be one of those vegan burgers mate. Probably why it looks so grim.

Somebody post the picture of HHL's christmas meal

The thing is lad, HHL is borderline retarded (75 to 85 IQ) which means he could be functional in society with help. The problem is he was abused as a kid and he was a gay lad into crossdressing growing up in Sunderland. That means he had nowhere to look for help other than the gay community in Sunderland, which is crawling with noncey predators and their enablers. That's perfectly "normal" up there. Remember the former Sunderland mayor and his relationships with teenage male prostitutes? So it isn't surprising he could go that far down the fetishist rabbit hole and be a target for a degenerate care home. He's always had issues and he has no control over his sexuality, which will soon lead him to the point where he's eating shit and drinking piss for fun.

gayest thing in that video is that hair clip

Nevermind found it myself in the archives

uh oh, meesa can see nip nips

Dicksons steak pie, peas and mash taty with plenty of gravy for din dins. It lush.

That literally looks like a fucking turd. Grim.

Looks generic af.

best place to get food at flamingo land?

George Lucas decided there is no underwear in space. Carrie Fisher is covered neck to toe in a loose dress, and yet it's pure boobkino.

Looks lush that, lad. Don't let the bullies get you down they been out in full force the last 24 hours.

This looks incredible lad. would eat/10.

Classic British dinner that. Looks lush mate.

Wow that looks great

Lots of sameseaning going on

Thinking about that Mischief Mansion me.

Lots of HHL jealousy going on

Something like that would just be an appetiser for you, huh?

giga.jpg

You have no friends

No no not greedy when it comes to evening dinners. Might have two pieces of bread with that to mop up the gravy and call it a day. Most of my weight gain comes from snacks and eating between meals probably.

What snacks you got for today?

Most of your weight gain comes from sugary drinks, they are literally the devil

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

Absolutely fuck all at the moment. Didnt have much this week I was a bit sick of chocolate so decided to cut it down a bit. Had my mini cheddars and a few sausage rolls and thats it. No dr peppers as well. Fuckin ell. Like living through the war at b towers at the moment.

You are probably right lad. I have about 18 cans a week. Also have 2 sugars in my coffee twice a day n all.

You had those snacky cheddar bites thing? The red onion flavour doohickeys? Oh my days they are lush.

CAN'T FUCKING EVEN START ME NEW GAME WITHOUT SOMEONE BOTHERING ME NOW I'VE GOT A MIGRAINE REEEEE

need to get to Aldi and get stocked up
you'll be dropping down the brackets

I have about 18 cans a week

what's normal to you?

some people drink beer just, as their drink. some people.

move out of shithole northern town for uni at 19

have decent time, got masters then job, now 24

everyone moves

no friends, no family near me

rent expensive for what it is

back in shithole northern town for cheaper I can have an alright flat

have childhood friends who miraculously are all still in contact with each other in a groupchat, they dont hang out all the time because they have jobs and one even has a kid but its better than nothing, 5 of them

kinda debating moving back, my parents always encouraged me to get out of it as its a shithole town but like wtf am I doing here, I have an okay job but thats it. Miss having friends and being near parents, but would it be a bad idea

I used to drink like 4 or 5 cans of diet coke a day. Cut to just water once I realised the sweeteners were fucking with my digestion.

the cook is called precious

George Michael - Careless Whisper
youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

absolute banger of a tune that one lad

Me? Don't drink sugar drinks at all.

Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

Anybody here has high blood pressure?

so you replaced yanklass with eva6?

opticians have been telling me ive got high blood pressure for 3 years now, they tell me to see my GP about it but nah, id rather just let it kill me

HHL has low brain pressure.

youtube.com/watch?v=nbwn21TU4ec

youtu.be/0CdMqJ9Lidg

8asvt

I'm his friend. Maybe you have no friends.

My life as a cute neet on clown planet

Depends how grim you're talking lad. Is it a proper depressing shithole? Or is it just a bit unglamorous?

There's a lot to be said for having a proper group of childhood mates to hang out with every now and then. Also a lot to be said for building a life in a town where you might actually be able to afford to buy a decent house one day.

Having said that, you're 24. You've probably got a lot of living to do. Moving back to the quiet town might be more the play at 34 than 24.

Last year I had to wear a 24 hour monitor.

Saw 1 of those Instagram weed dealers stickers slapped over a council no littering sign lek. Not posting piccy cus theres a qr code n it would be advertising

as long as THEY got permission from the council, then it's OK in my book.

Tfw no yanklass update

wouldnt mind yanking ruths lass

They made me do this but i took it off at night because i couldn't sleep

wouldn't mind a real-life dealer but i'd have to reconnect with people.
weed was dead easy. moved to a new town once, just went up to some lad, "hiya mate," had a phone number 2 mins later.

"hello, do you do racemic ket or is it just S-isomer? any chance you could back-order some ARketamine?"

don't want to be a dweeb, drugs and drug culture are supposed to be cool.

dont really feel like im living tho, not sure how to magic up new mates but Im literally in a city so it couldn't be that hard, on paper. I do feel as though if I moved back it would be the end of the potential for living because its just a quiet grim town, parts are incredibly grim but some parts are quite nice, its quite large so theres some decent nature as well.

i think a lot of people on /britfeel/ have to wear monitors.

Of Dr Pepper silly. Not beer.

You also don't have to go home or stay where you are. It's not a binary choice. You could try somewhere totally different too.

Remember topix? Ppl woukd be on there "white brown pills meet in [public park]" that was only like 2013 it was on thr way out,,stuff like that wouldnt exist now. The internet changed fast.

ROCHE DIAZEPAM WEST END

Lorazepam Man
What a miracle drug

Did you ever actually buy anything from there lad?

Crossy loves diazepam

i don't, actually. was it a Craigslist type thing? always assumed that was more American (although surely there were internet listings for a quick gay shag -pre-Grindr, somewhere?)

wouldn't trust any of this. but a flatmate did the whole Instagram thing and did get weed. all apps and such. felt very modern.

Oh my lush lads look at this cup my mam bought. Proper crossymaxxing it is.

for me it's clonazepam. still peeved at the posties. need to plan ahead for future pills. i WOULD like some alprazolam but there are fakes going about.

Might buy an air dryer

Fuckin royal SNAIL. said my N64 controller was coming today. It never arrived! another happy going to put in a complaint. FUMIN i am.

Not happy* auto correct is shite.

We have the MEGAZONE air fryer. Its lush. Can fit 2 whole chickens in there if you wanted to. It does all sorts. Its lush.

Me? Just catching up on me YouTubes. Full well stuffed after eating that pie.

Is your life just eating, playing computer games and getting involved in family drama?

Guy dating nice girl I met at church here again. We went out and had a picnic and walked around and watched a movie outdoors. I wanted to kiss her while walking but didn't, during the movie I held her hand and put my arm around her shoulders and waist a little but I didn't get a chance to kiss her. Part of me is happy we were able to touch for so long but another part of me thinks she's not comfortable with kissing yet. Should I get out of my head and just build on what we did today or talk to her about physical boundaries?

Hah yeah. How did you know that? a bloody hell. Wouldnt say getting involved in drama it just happens.

tiny spacker with a belly full of dog food

Sunflower lanyard spotted looks like sum mad junkie but respect
Nvr used craigslizt but probably similar i guess yesh
Thats a nice 1
I mostly buy cups w cats on them but I got sum random ones,,dragonball, few scotland onrs,one from my 18th birthday
I had 1000 2mg xanaxrs in 2016, finished in a year, had the red 5mg ones too

As I get older I find music makes me well up incredibly easy. A simple, beautiful harmony is enough to make my eyes start watering. Got that Blaze Foley on and it lush x

windows drive dying, no gaming for me till friday reee

Thought another sunflower lanyard but just a generic green wagie one, sum lassie

I've never had clonazepam. Never dated. I've hardly lived.

Brother has just got a message from UC saying they want to do another review, I think its with the bank statements and stuff and fraud. He had one 11 months ago though.

No offence lad but don't you want something more? Something more than a flickering screen with nintendo games, a belly full of cheap slop, and grim drama started by lungfucked brothers?

Guy at Flamingo Land here again. I went out and rode the Lost River Ride three times. I wanted to scream joyfully like I used to when I was younger but didn't. Dring the second ride I tried to do a little fist pump in the air but the lad behind me laughed and I pretended I was swatting a wasp. Part of me is happy I was able to sit through the full circuit without panicking or imagining the ride collapsing, but another part of me thinks the lad behind me could sense the forced nature of the fist pump and now thinks I'm some kind of larper or danger man. Should I get out of my head and just build on what I did at Flamingo Land today or go back tomorrow wearing a disguise and try again under a new name?

Hit a vape so hard I projectile vomited my dinner all over my monitor and keyboard.

only 211 days until christmas

fucks sake lad, hit the vape slightly less hard next time

authentic nintendo or one of the fancy modern wireless type ones?

only 116 days until autumn my friends

looking forward to it already lid, bollocks to summer

Only one brother thank God. Another one would be a nightmare. As for wanting more out of life All my treasures and desires are here in my room. I want nothing else than to acquire more games to play on. I do not give a fuck anymore. The thrill of getting a game that youve wanted for ages is euphoric. Kek. Its better to burn out than it is to fade away. Fuck em.

You should go on Mischief Mansion de lid. It womfy. Though it's definitely showing its age now, lots of stuff in there don't work anymore and the speaker system is blown out.

Original OEM. Not none of that modern rubbish.

I'm in love with the world
Through the eyes of a girl <3

Can't beat necking a nice cold slush puppy (the blue one), a big rollover hotdog then garn round Mischief Mansion a few times. It lush.

I would call myself spiritually minded.

Ruth's prolapsed anus

Nu castle fred

Corrrr, my Blu-rays from Germany have cleared customs! Royal Mail should deliver it tomorrow. I got:

Flight of the Phoenix

In the Name of the Father

Children of Men

Youre a fucking nonce sean

COME HERE MY LITTLE MONSTERS UNCLE SEAN WANT'S A PIECE OF YOUR PIE