Great Ducie Street Bridge edition
/britfeel/
eva6 x
eva6, my wife
threadflid saves the evening!
Yanklass, my mom
we were just shy of 400 posts. think this was a bit premature lad. see a doctor.
Intercourse with yanklass
We know how anxious 400-post anxiety lad gets. Lets not make him suffer!
eva6 could be my second sugarbaby
yanklass could be my first sugarmama
i just like sugar, the food.
COME ON THEN
ILL TAKE YOU LOT ON I KNOW KUNG FU ME
IF YOU WANT SOME ILL GIVE IT TO YOU
IM THE HARDEST PERSON ON BRITFEEL ME
Packing Eva's fudge
Imposter Crona
How much are you paying the current sugarbaby?
I like to think that stargate and twin peaks are the same universe
why does he take his tripcode off when he's making nasty posts?
Fry in Futurama never learns about 9/11 the entire series.
Weadache. Pain.
nasty bastard that fella
why don't cats listen?
Who is the poster? Blad?
Yeah it's Blad. Making seethie posts off-trip from his iPad. Pathetic slug.
Watching some Cheers if that's alright with you de lids?
always read 'blad' phoenetically like it's 'vlad' combined with a vampire going 'bleh!'
Is that a DVD menu? Did you buy a box set?
How do you know that?x
Need sleep. What a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day.
Nasty lads out in full force once again.
Yeah I've had the box set for years, lad. Love a DVD menu, me.
filename + writing style + he does it all the time
mongs been caught out like ten times doing this
PoLICE press conference soon
yeah a big fat nasty lad named bmong
Dont give a shite about your opinion love. x
Bullying Blad just because you think you're Poirot. You know some sad little buggers here copy people's posting styles to impersonate them?
You know some sad little buggers here copy people's posting styles to impersonate them
It was me lad. I will hold my hands up. Got a bit of evil in me recently. Sometimes I like to blow off steam I have these strange phases where my mood fluctuates rapidly throughout the hour or days. Not sure what it is or why it happens. Am I evil? Not sure. I am a sinner though. Nobody bats an eyelid when others are being cunts though.
Nobody cared when lads bullied that Crona off britfeel today. I make a joke post about some womans chin and Im put up on the cross.
yeah no one else ever gets called out for being a cunt only you. In a way, you're kind of the victim here
We all Premier League in life x
Fair enough I couldn't care less either, it's just funny they are singling you out when everyone here does it. We all have an evil troll inside us that rears its head sometimes and it's lush.
Ha the little seasideMARK edit in the corner. Lush.
Nobody cared when lads bullied that Crona off britfeel today
that was also you though
That Crona came in accusing us of being arseholes (true) and threatened to knock us all out
Blad even spelled 'looser' wrong again after I corrected him
he's an absolute mong
lad really thinks he's being a master ruseman and no one can recognize his retarded posting style
You identify with all those black fellas lid?
done him again x
Bully boy bully boy bully boy bitch.
yeah he is a nasty bully that bmong
He won't be back after that lad bullied him out of britfeel. It lush
Never mind all that lads. Anyone remember HHL posting about a video he saw? Referred to it as THAT video. I am kind of an old timer round here, and I remember it as if it was yesterday.
Now here is the curious thing lads. Old HHL described the video, and it was very saucy. Very naughty. Illegal, actually. Dirty. Filthy, cheeky little video.
Cannot stop laughing. D.I spacker has me pinned against a wall. Can cross reference a post from 2 days ago just by how somebody writes? Bollocks.
has me pinned against a wall
He'll need strong arms for that x
I've got you on the ropes pal
Some of you lads need to find a hobby or something better to do with your time than trawling through posts looking for ways to incriminate people on a anime forum.
do bad things
own up to it
learn you can do bad things
just own up to it afterwards
stop doing bad things entirely imo
It's an anonymous board lad you don't have to attach a picture of yourself
AVE GAT YOU DEATH TO RITES, YOU AVE THE RITE TO MAIN SILENCE!
Stop bullying Blad. Hes sound
Crime? Shitposting without a tripcode. How do you plead?
police press conference just started.
Let him post off trip
They have me bang to rights lad. Caught red handed. AGAIN. dont know how they do it to be honest. Its ether a janny who is a britfeeler or some loremaster who has tabs on every tripmong.
They've not said anything new yet
police have confirmed it was 'a transphobic attack' motivated by 'hatred that has no place in Britain today'.
they've also asked the public not to speculate on social media or share horrible videos. stick to the facts.
if you were put up on a cross, it'd snap, you fat cunt
Some sad lads are here 16 hours a day and learn the syntax and posting traits of every poster
Corrrr! The World According to Garp just announced from Warner Archive UK... almost imported that a few weeks ago. Will get my pre-order in. Oh aye.
You already won lad. You can stop raining down punches on him now
Not me! I have a fulfilling job as a minimum wage van driver!
No one dead, not terrorism. He might not even get 10 years
Drivel compass pointing in the direction of Glasgow
half the seethie posts on britfeel are just blad off trip
Fucking kek. Lad is a menace
BN cackling to himself like a Hyena as he posts an AI image
First time I saw this image I thought it was literally me for a moment
Page 3 anxiety rising
EVERYONE WHO POSTS SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE IS ONE POSTER I SWEAR IT
TEEHEE
i was wondering what you were on about with the chin/can opener thing. didn't want to draw attention to it. just a strange insult.
makes sense it was you, b. you have a peculiar way of thinking. it's usually fascinating (in a good way) but i think this time you've let yourself down.
Picrel
But I'm poor?
You've just reminded me of that bizarre thread where someone was simultaneously accusing me of having a recessed chin, and a comically large one. Not sure what on earth he was getting at there
Picrel
That's fucked up
Is that from BLUE VELVET? I think I recognise ROSSELLINI.
not right
seasidemark is a troll x
youtube.com
see here lad
The nightly wuppagrind has commenced.
It Fortnite times x
balances out to a perfectly average chin, that.
How hot is she, have you run the numbers against using a regular prozzie of comparable attractiveness?
Interesting, how many sprogs has she given you?
I reckon there is a 60% this is a BN LARP, a 30% chance it's BN and genuine, and 10% chance it's someone else.
I think BritNormie would get a bit of a kick out of having a secret woman on the side, but wouldn't want to cheat sexually, so having a sugarbaby on the side would be perfect
i knew a 'girlfriend experience' sugar baby and sometimes the men wanted her to be her actual proper girlfriend, and once she wanted the man to be her actual proper boyfriend
maybe sprogs are the only thing that matters, money and personality are secondary
maybe sprogs are the only thing that matters
The penny has dropped
Disgusting that an English kid is being ostracised because they're the only kid in their class who doesn't speak Punjabi. Britain is broken.
He was half filipino
thing is, the /britfeel/ hivemind has more insane ideas than sane ones.
part of me wonders if i'd have a kid, go
oh wait this is actually hard work, the baby is really loud, and i can't do whatever i want all the time.
and realise i have been tricked.
join the army instead.
But why did he do it?
join the army instead.
Let the lads down. Havent I? I have havent I?
i went to an all-white school and a non-white kid joined and despite being raised racist, people were nice to him because it was kind of novel? i'd expect this in any culture really, unless you're still living in tribes.
Oh right. Well disgusting that a class in England is completely made up of fucking foreigners. Send the bastards back.
Hapas are alright, they can stay
all we know so far is that he is a white man in his 30s who thinks he can now related to young people through drinking culture. please stop speculating.
Going to microwave some crepes...... very cozy tonight.
You got a one pound loaf de liiiiid?
I got a one pound loaf de liiiid!
*does the one pound loaf dance*
need a dixielass mommy x
Send the bastards back
do crepes not go soft and soggy in the microwave?
Oh it lush... what you gonna have on them? Me? Just had a cuppa with some Biscoff biccies dipped in.
Nutella, I think.
A little.. yeah
Ignore the freaks mate. They've never spoken or made eye contact with a female before. I mean, he'll I'm a loser too but these freaks make me look normal lmao.
Once got banned in Pippas chat and I had to ask a mod on discord to unban me. She is quite edgy but there is limits apparently.
This one's for you de lid.
youtu.be
Ok from hear on out no more nasty joke posts. Im turning over a new leaf.
only had the vaguest idea of what a crepe is. i know they can be savoury so i assumed they might be some thin crispy thing.
bbcgoodfood.com
this is just describing how to make pancakes! what makes them crepes, specifically?
Haven't been able to do any language learning this week. Shifts have been crazy
My tasks for tomorrow are:
have a shave
have a shower
do 20 mins on the treadmill
finish season 1 of Cheers
have a wank (tori black, ashlynn brooke or raylene)
Elvis Presley to young to die to fat to live
HSK6 by 35 been cancelled
it not right
Charity shops been slim pickings for DVDs. They are all downsizing in that regard. It's eBay and online shopping for me from here on out.
Haven't been able to do any language learning this week. Shifts have been crazy
fascinating
aye she cleaned up her act lately not right
got new oshi anyway x
love it de lid x
i wish it was a larp. the whole situation is very complex
HSK6 night be for you but it's not for me de lad x
when yanklass posts on britfeel
When people start talking about Vtubers I have no idea what's happening. Wouldn't even know how to get into a Vtuber.
I have a suspicion they're all ugly Japanese bints and that's why their using a vocaloid type thing?
Kind of fell out with vtubers. Been watching since late 2019. The spark left when Gura and ame left my two favourite ones. I am aware that ame is vtubing under dooby and Gura is about to redebut as that blue fish. But its just not the same. Still watch a few from time to time.
Indeed
youtu.be
Same here de lad. Can't fathom the mentality of people getting invested in some youtuber.
Ruthmong gets obsessed with every mid as fuck ASMR bint he watches. That is what loneliness does to you.
I would probably enjoy it but it all seems a bit complicated.
Lovely lass with a very talented father who made some very good films with Ingrid Bergman. Oh aye.
Cough is not going away, kinda hope it is something serious and I can be liberated from clown world
Helper as well. We are truly living in the age of the simp.
Do I look like a tranny?
litter.catbox.moe
You look like a poof
same just try and keep up with the phase connect lasses now and then x
Just seems sad and lonely to be that attached to someone else's life
How come? May I ask ?
Glad I've never been down that path. I don't watch any female YouTubers because I generally don't think women have anything interesting to say. I'm never getting into the AI girlfriends shit though, I know I would get sucked in by that.
corrr 7 cans left from the weekend
shout out britfeel drinkers x
mad how all these vtubers have fat hands
You have a nonce moustache
Devils Backbone Blu-ray 6 quid off Amazon. Not bad.
I had a cough for 7 weeks earlier this year. It did go away eventually. Had 2 courses of antibiotics and it didnt touch it. Just went away on its own. On week 5 I had a lung scan and it came back ok. No idea what it was.
Whats happened to your nose lad?
fit as a fiddle 30 year old lad with deep vein thrombosis and a two month cough
Liminal strawb zone approaching
Mom's dad's and dad's mom's families have lived in this area couple hundred years, so would have fought for the north.
Dad's dad's family was pure southern, so my Scottish grandpa Pitty Pat probably did have confederate ancestors. He called black people jigaboos.
Are you at least shagging the sugarbaby
helper used to rule the world
seas would rise when he gave the word x
It was only a cough. Absolutely Nothing to do with my weight. Was probably 2 stone lighter back then as well.
Are you East or West coast?
which bracket are you looking to get to de lid?
Corr what a pic that is. That's Britain right there.
The Ebin boozing arc has the potential to be interesting. I just hope the /britfeel/ writing team don't ever give us the Ebin wokey arc
No bracket. Just eating whatever I want when I want. Simple as.
puts a tear in my beady anglo eye x
Looking forward to the Helper trooning out arc later this year. Some good writers are involved.
Fat man in his 30s, no friends, getting giddy at the though of playing make believe with his imaginary online dolly.
based
get it down ya lad
This means what?
Tis fake. , I was cosplaying the guy from fight club!
Need Blad's opinion on Feast ice creams ASAP.
Are you referring to me or blad?
Grew up east coast.
Lived out west ages 20-43.
Back east past ten years.
I am going to west virginia
Yanklass making bread with her vaginal yeast to avoid the chorleywood process
Why is /britfeel/ full of normalfaggots and failed normalfaggots?
Where's the shutin NEET spergs?
Also drinking a capri sun cola flavour.
Are you referring to me or blad?
(You)
I am going to East Coast in Summer I wonder if I will be near you. Pennsylvania and New Jersey is where I'll be around.
Lmao no. More chance of me being on the next season of Virgin Island.
DVDlad is a shut in NEET hoarder but he occasionally goes to metal concerts abroad with his elderly mother.
liminal hours x
youtube.com
If they bring The Undateables back you and I should apply. Might get a spacker GF out of it. If they do Love on the Spectrum UK I might apply too.
Do you actually wear diapers? I also suffered with peeing, just in my bed.
We are still here, quite a few regular posters with hidden disabilities.
You're lucky you don't have a cock. I regularly have wet dreams and cum all over my bedding in my sleep. It's a nightmare to keep cleaning.
Don't you wear underpants when you sleep?
You called a fringe "bangs" and you're calling nappies "diapers. Odd, no?
when we were dating yeah, she struggles with it because of stuff that happened before we met though and we don't do anything now, it's pretty much all about helping her stay safe, fed, clothed and housed
"Nappy" is a silly word, a lot of British words are, I also grew up talking to Americans on the internet, so I either say mother or mom usually.
Don't think I've ever had a wet dream in my life desu
I can't sleep very well with clothes on me, tend to sweat a lot in my sleep even in the Winter.
the absolute state of zoom zooms
Digging a deeper hole as the LARP continues to fall apart
I tend to wear underwear as a minimum, and usually with a shirt.
I've come close but always wake up before spaffing.
Post your hand next to a UK plug
don't your underwear get wet after you've been masturbating
I could never wear a shirt in bed. I don't like wearing too many clothes out of bed either. Think it's an autism sensory thing I feel like I can't relax and am obsessed over how my clothes are sitting wrinkled and not straight.
Ordered steins gate blu ray x
Doing some retail ferapy cus am fragile
Luvvvverly. What you watch 'em on? Need that Clannad Blu-ray set and might upgrade my DBZ DVDs to the Blu-ray set too.
Feeling quite horney now. Think I'll watch some cumshot compilations.
This sounds rather homosexual, no?
Honestly same today which is unusual fink its the weather or hay fever side effect
Could do with some of your feet therapy
Aspie gang bang x
On my ps4. I was downlaoding some stuffs on my new laptop saw on a google that the blu ray is 12 quid on amazon so i fort why not. Clannad is 18 on there.xx
Few moar games then garn watch some tele in that beddingtons x
Post your hand next to a UK plug lad
I like to bite, don't judge.
I'm judging your man hand
Lets just talk this out like grown ups x
weird finger joints
dropped
imagine those big bulging fingers gripping your cock. gross
They're not weird, they're just highlighted because my fingers don't have much fat on them.
Not had the brand ones I dont think but I have had aldis knock off ones. They are very nice. The hard chocolate in the middle is double lush.
I leave the house about 2-3 times month. So right here I guess.
Cute twink hands x
nah those are weird fingers. my sugar baby has thin fingers but they're just straight not bulging like that. have you been to the doctors about it?
No, the only abnormal finger is my pinky, which is curved inwards slightly from a genetic thing on my father's side.
I'm in Pennsylvania.
Come to family-owned Knoebels near me
knoebels.com
And hike the waterfall trails at Ricketts Glen
elibrary.dcnr.pa.gov
Also go to Jim Thorpe, 4x lush old-timey northeast rail town
lgsry.com
Eva's hand holding my cock
Its baffling how good aldi choccy is for the price desu. Dairyfine. Yummier than nu-burys except for my favourite dairy milk mint crisp but other than that id take aldi choccy ne day although their milky way knock off is pants
the nail beds are out of proportion. the middle and ring finger are clearly bulging in the middle. pinky is the worst one though yeah. you should at least get your nails done that might distract from the bulging
it isn't buldging, it's just lack of fat, I used to have more fat on my hands, and they looked more normal.
eat something then. gosh what is it with women and not eating
I used to have an ED, but it wasn't too bad.
eva6's penis
eva6's wollocks x
Lads. Would you go on virgin island if you had the opportunity? For me? No. It would be completely dehumanising and humiliating. Id never be able to live it down you would permanently be known as the loser that went on virgin island and have millions of people laugh at you.
figures, same with my sugar baby. every time I picked her up she hadn't eaten, insist she wasn't hungry but if i made her some food she'd wolf it down like a starving African
just eat your food you silly girl
I would -- but I get very full very easily.
i dont care just eat your food
known as the loser that went on virgin island and have millions of people laugh at you.
Would get you a girlfriend eventually
Wouldn't go on a tv show for anything. Well maybe for 6 figures. Make it 7.
Orally pleasuring eva
Surprised u could sit through that w/o throwing a fit that its unintelligible,,you seem more "Oceans Eleven"
Day After Tomorrow in beddington, then sleeps
Aspie creampie x
there you go welper lad
best we can get x
Goodnight friends
eva's super tight rectum
taking eva6's computer power cable away until she finishes her food
Goodnight eva6.
Goodnight xox
good night. don't forget to eat breakfast.
Strawbs are served
N night x
I usually skip breakfast actually
Ragdolls r so gorgeous,my neighbour had 1 with a rough ned style name for a pedigree cat,was lovely tho its weird at first when u pick them up
gosh you are such a silly girl. breakfast is the most important meal of the day. eat your food
In that beddingtons now me. Feel tired af. Eyes are like pissholes in the snow.
Yes they are. Very expensive too unfortunately.
Look @ those eyes man, so beautiful
Arent u just the cutest wee piece of burnt toast ive ever seen x
Would you go on virgin island if you had the opportunity?
Nah, I reckon it's sort of thing you would never recover from socially. You'll always be known as that guy on the show about virgins. Forever. Also I don't want to lose my virginity and throw me virgin humiliation fetish down the swanny over some cheap slag. That's why I refuse to have a one night stand and would rather get womfy with my ASMR goddesses.
You'll never find an ASMR girl on Virgin Island, that's for sure.
ASMR = parasocial manipulation of White male virgins.
It conspiracy x
For me, it's this
youtube.com
... These chosenites like Fielder are extremely good at the extremely subversive/transgressive, "so mad + neurotic in nature it kind of has an artistic merit all on its own again" stuff, always have been. And they always without fail like to hone in on/focus their own neuroticism on traditional white culture, like the murrican souff in this case here.
Rarely do they subvert themselves and dey own cultcha, and if they do it's always in a "yeah but we're actually superior to the goyimses who just hate us for no reason at all you see" kind of patronizing tone
I go sleeps now. Hopefully womfy dreams await.
na night helper see you in morning pal
A lickle netflix before my beddybbyes
Waiting on a cuddle that wont ever come x
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Quite interesting to be comparing these two scenes from a meta-kinegraphic POV, is it not
paras don't wear the kilt
How about this 1,black watch x
Look what theyve done to me Arbroathy. I so cold in my beddingtonz. ITs my fault as well.
everyone is off to sleep
might slink off to another board, but which?
join us Anon Babble if you want?
Routerburgh shidding all ovah itself again just now
ckin ell
Fink i've farded meself
I wis jist a wee boy that liked sitting on my computer,,reading books..............in my own wee world n i never would have drank or taken anything,unprompted...if i was on a desert island...back then.......I was happy as a wean if i could do my own thing no dramas.......When youre wee you hear about drug addicts nd its like,,u see junkies n know ppls family thats junkies but its not really a thing in your own life cus you know youll never get involved in that stuff,,I was a wee quiet n shy boy that was scared of getting in trouble........never got in fights....nd had trouble speaking to ppl...but not anti social...just shy......nd happy playing pokemons...watching telly w/ my mam.........play with the cat.......i was ok by myself.....its when they forced me into school it went to shit......sitting in this place w/ complete strangers,ppl i dont know, hundreds n hundreds, shouting n bawling, rules of how ppl behave that got constantly updated in private w/o anyone telling me. I couldnt cope with that place n i despised it...for like 10 yrs...of my life i was forced to sit through it. N when i got my hands on some benzos it was like bliss bc i realised straight away, if they can cut away my nerves like this, then maybe i can cope with life. The heavy sinking feeling in my chest like my chest is constricted w/ vines. Went away. I felt light,peaceful,OK with myself. So from when i was a wee boy to now, I became 1 of those ppl a "drug addict". I dont party.....I dont go night clubs I dont go pubs I dont anything......but they forced me to go to school so i became a drug addict. So ive lost years of my life n my health just trying to recover from the trauma of being put into school. When i was fine with myself outside of that. They broke me in the 1st place. Nd now ill be judged by some ppl for the rest of my life. Nd casted aside as a subhuman moral failure weak addict filth scum whatever. All ive ever wanted in life is somewhere i feel comfortable n somewhere i belong.x
i like you crossylid but tl;dr
Still not found the place that am meant to bex
Lol x
As long as am cute,ill survive,somehow.
Aspie love x
i hope schools in general are more understanding of that type of thing now. school is hell for all sorts of different reasons to different people, but for neurodiverse/autistic people surely they know 'what's going on' and could change things to make it better? otherwise it's going to cause all sorts of problems, instead of getting the best out of pupils (which is what they'd SAY they want)
you're going to hell instead of a place to learn, imagine some kid off to big boy school all wide-eyed like that today, but they're similar to you. what COULD you even say man?
good thing about being an adult is how free you are and how things have genuine consequences. e.g. never really bullied, managed to fit in, but even just slapping someone as an adult could be a whole court case or something. people tend not to do it. it's serious business.
laughing at this idea now of all these people in work suits off to their office job, and as they're walking in one of them gets someone in a headlock and everyone cheers
Can't sleep cos of this fucking cough so pulling an all nighter.